Plastic surgery is so weird... he looked older a decade ago (of course botox is temporary) than now... he could, for that matter, have plugs--you know, someone else's hair custom-stuck-onto his head? He does look waxy, though... fit, fit, fit, enough to not really care how much is fake. I wouldn't bang him, but I'd hook him up with my mom.
Chris, your review is excellent. Someone once referred to a mackerel fish as follow: "It shines in the moonlight, but it still stinks!" This movie is like the mackerel, except that it does not shine!
I actually saw the movie on January 16. It was a huge disappointment. How would we feel if they made a movie about President Ronald Reagan and devoted 50% of the film to his private life as he was dying from Alzheimer's Disease? At least 50% of "The Iron Lady" is devoted to Lady Thatchers life in 2005, two years after the death of her husband. Her career is surveyed in a series of confusing flashbacks, which is an acceptable mode of presenting history, but not when the story is cut short!
...I have the same calender. It would have been a shame not to of bought it, I couldn't resist. Cliff was just doing so many interesting, intriguing things. Posing with dolphins, shooting some hoops, getting massaged. I wake up every morning to his silly antics, best 4 euro I've ever spent.
Came to this thinking that there would be a serious review on "The Iron Lady". Disappointed. BTW notice on all the Cliff Richard photos he shows the eyes are the same? BOTOX.
Interesting review, Chris and not bad, at all. I have to admit that Cliff Richards does have quite a bit of hair for 70 years old. Nice Jim Broadbent, by the way
NO DON'T TALK ABOUT CLIFF....my mum loves him..and thus my childhood was filled with summer holiday playing in the car...every time we did ANYTHING in the summer....
Margret Thatcher is a right wing twat who made the rich richer and the poor poorer . shes a Conservative ... surprise surprise . All in all the most hated British priminister of all time
Do not look in Cliff Richards eyes he will suck the youth from your body to make himself immortal and leave you a crumpled misunderstood and lonely IT worker
I want to make a calendar of myself doing random scene type things and just give it to someone for a birthday present or something XD and act like it's the best gift ever and completely make them wtf. Also I like watching you review things. I missed you Chris :'D
My nan loves Cliff Richard, it wouldn't surprise me if she even has that calender. The creepy thing is, my uncle's personality is very similar to him too. Hmmm... o.o
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You should watch Hesher. It's a good film. Spencer Susser may be my new favourite modern director and Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks incredibly hot in it, which is weird because he also looks like a tramp. Go find it on 1channel GO GO GO! (: x
I agree. I really liked it, but I started to feel sorry for her. And that was just weird. Also, I found the zoom in of Cliff Richard's cock the most uncomfortable thing I've ever watched; and I like Salad Fingers.
like the pattern on the desktop. reminds me of the carpet from the shining movie. (...) hm oh. i found it. yep. it's the same. i have a new background now
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I swear.. if I don't stop watching you I will fail my G.C.S.E'S... Well I'm gonna fail anyway but your hilarity and slight addictiveness will make it worse.... ;D
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hahahaha xD i don't know since 1:47 i feel that maybe that part is complety random xD!! all the pictures... all... smiling xD!!!
luapik 1 week ago
i wonder what the person who served you thought as you payed for that calender.
CoffeeAndThorazine 1 week ago
The wallpaper on the screen behind him is from 'the shining' I think :D
PixarcraftA113 3 weeks ago
I gave you a thumbs up and subscribed based purely on your Jim broadbent impersonation lol!
antszabo 3 weeks ago
I watched this whilst sat on a beanbag.
nalouespinosa 4 weeks ago
The montage was epic.
TonyNewman 4 weeks ago
you look so different lol
fluffytaytay 4 weeks ago
Plastic surgery is so weird... he looked older a decade ago (of course botox is temporary) than now... he could, for that matter, have plugs--you know, someone else's hair custom-stuck-onto his head? He does look waxy, though... fit, fit, fit, enough to not really care how much is fake. I wouldn't bang him, but I'd hook him up with my mom.
122172639 4 weeks ago
"you've gotta question your life when you're sat in a bean bag, don't you, yknow?...what went wrong?!"
hahahaha how i enjoy you.
louizill 1 month ago 3
seventy-freaking-one !!??
lisilein2 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yeah Iron lady boy was she a bitch huh?
hkid92orsnow 1 month ago
Watched it again simply for the Jim Broadbent impression xD
ryanwilk0 1 month ago
@Musicman3340 Does it matter? He's hot either way and that's his personal business.
msunami 1 month ago
Chris, your review is excellent. Someone once referred to a mackerel fish as follow: "It shines in the moonlight, but it still stinks!" This movie is like the mackerel, except that it does not shine!
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I actually saw the movie on January 16. It was a huge disappointment. How would we feel if they made a movie about President Ronald Reagan and devoted 50% of the film to his private life as he was dying from Alzheimer's Disease? At least 50% of "The Iron Lady" is devoted to Lady Thatchers life in 2005, two years after the death of her husband. Her career is surveyed in a series of confusing flashbacks, which is an acceptable mode of presenting history, but not when the story is cut short!
Tennessee3501 1 month ago
Chris are you gay ?? :P
musicman3340 1 month ago
'Phew, he is HOT...'
ItsKatFace 1 month ago
what went wrong.
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menedrost 1 month ago
Wow, I'm going to turn the volume up when I watch your videos in future. I thought you said: "that's not the only thing I did today, I got a bum"
sk8rgirlo 1 month ago
Please tell me I wasn't the only one sitting on a beanbag when they watched this...
VailaIsMe 1 month ago
Am I right that your computer background has the patter of carpets in hotel Overlook from Shining?
TheRocknrole12 1 month ago
Three words: BEST MONTAGE EVER!
CaptureEmma 1 month ago
Your Jim Broadbent impression is gold.
asboundlessasthesea 1 month ago
...I have the same calender. It would have been a shame not to of bought it, I couldn't resist. Cliff was just doing so many interesting, intriguing things. Posing with dolphins, shooting some hoops, getting massaged. I wake up every morning to his silly antics, best 4 euro I've ever spent.
CiarasLostAgain 1 month ago
Gotta love me some Cliff >_>
shuttershocker 1 month ago
DO A "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN" REVIEW!!!!!!
roughsimplicitya1 1 month ago
you're weird in a cool way. I dont know how else to describe you
who else goes to hmv and buys a cliff richards calender?
RockalilyDunne 1 month ago
that calender is wrong on many levels that I dont even want to go into -.-
paige64933 1 month ago
maggie thatcher, best woman ever
paige64933 1 month ago
All I ask is why?
MarrowsAreCool 1 month ago
Came to this thinking that there would be a serious review on "The Iron Lady". Disappointed. BTW notice on all the Cliff Richard photos he shows the eyes are the same? BOTOX.
millertas 1 month ago
I have no idea who any of these people are the only person who I know of is Meryl Streep because she's awesome!!!! awesomea power!!!!!!!
Nessa5651 1 month ago
dude wtf
CatWhiteEagle 1 month ago
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CatWhiteEagle 1 month ago
Wallpaper from The Shining... good choice.
timothymrich 1 month ago
omg you have submarine on DVD! <3
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@TacoKissed blu ray babe
crabstickz 1 month ago
I like how you zoomed in on his crotch and the next thing we see is: "take me high".
missysummertime 1 month ago
Cliff Richards looks like a Ken doll
missysummertime 1 month ago
So agreed! it doesn't really tell you much about her at all
cameron7tam 1 month ago
i thought he said "That's not the only thing i did today, I got bummed!" hehehe oh me
sicko123432190 1 month ago
please please PLEASE do a Jim Broadbent impression
Shortcut888 1 month ago
wow...it opened my eyes....
AuntiePeatriceAndCo 1 month ago
Oi! bean bags are cool :(!
PhillCurtis 1 month ago
Weird thing happened today... Walked into music classroom and BAM! Cliff Richard poster right there on the wall O.o
ilikeyourbeardlol 1 month ago
like if you saw hes t-shirt
TheKaktuskiwi 1 month ago
So jealous of that calendar *jizzes pants
lainlouandlazers 1 month ago
The dolphins are just... oh my. Bravo photographer, Bravo.
carlydetoxtoretox 1 month ago
his face kind of creeped me out...it was that same weird smile in every picture....
jmoody270bc 1 month ago
That was a pretty good jim broadbent :)
forwardslashAWESOME 1 month ago
Interesting review, Chris and not bad, at all. I have to admit that Cliff Richards does have quite a bit of hair for 70 years old. Nice Jim Broadbent, by the way
jeremyshaw 1 month ago
NO DON'T TALK ABOUT CLIFF....my mum loves him..and thus my childhood was filled with summer holiday playing in the car...every time we did ANYTHING in the summer....
therampantbookworm 1 month ago
Do a We Need To Talk About Kevin movie review
BayBloquiero 1 month ago
You are an odd little fellow. Clever as hell as well.
ccm800 1 month ago
greatest jim broadbent impression ever.
MCFCJONEHAR 1 month ago
He looks botoxed.
Cliff Richard, not Chris Kendall.
jsspoppy464 1 month ago 11
@jsspoppy464 hair transplant as well probably :)
eatapapercut 1 month ago
the one w/ the horse kills me. BAHAHAHA..
MyPurseBilly 1 month ago
i swear cliff richard is just a waxwork model that they put in different positions?
instantowls 1 month ago 40
what do you think about david lynch and stanley kubrick?
SayBananarama 1 month ago
seventy one!
clarepies 1 month ago
Cliff Richard has the same facial expression in all those pictures...
clarepies 1 month ago
I hate Cliff Richard. Evrytime I see/hear him I want to tear my hair out. He now infact has more hair than I do. Thanks Cliff.
saybeats 1 month ago
'Take me high', woo :D
luizarulestheworld 1 month ago
Margret Thatcher is a right wing twat who made the rich richer and the poor poorer . shes a Conservative ... surprise surprise . All in all the most hated British priminister of all time
TheBlondieRobin 1 month ago
sorry, what?
magnentta 1 month ago
Notice how he doesn't change is facial expression the entire year.
mightbeannie 1 month ago
That was a beautiful montage Chris. Brought a tear to my eye. All hail Cliff.
MaggieMayMarmalade 1 month ago
you should DEFINITELY review the new Sherlock Holmes film :]
caitlin2019 1 month ago 2
The little tune at the beginning sounds like the Film 2011 theme tune. :)
iamsupergirl9 1 month ago
<3
SpellboundSama 1 month ago
Thatcher I will be happy when your happy...in your final restingg place.
In other news: Crabstickz your so awesome :D
rosiethemad 1 month ago
just watched the steve keneddy vid u should bring that back
darwinsmistake1 1 month ago
PLEASE CAN I EAT YOUR FACE PLEASE... p.s. I'm not weird :]
screaminrainbow 1 month ago
have you seen Mission Impossible ghost protocol yet, i think you'd like it and also if you do, could you please do a review of it.
Miko1237 1 month ago
Cliff Richard's face doesnt change...
TheOneTheyCallSushi 1 month ago 2
Best Jim Broadbent impression, ever!
Jessikah991 1 month ago 52
He's pulling the exact same face in every picture...
ThatDeadHead 1 month ago
I watched your vid: on a bean bag :) the shame !
EatWithAlex 1 month ago
it is entertaining me greatly to picture you buying that calendar.
motheroftrolls 1 month ago
I wasn't aware that you could get calendars of men with clothes on. weird..
ThisIsOverratedx 1 month ago
more reviews in video form please! seriously, you are my film guru
kalynova 1 month ago
Aha my friend got that calendar for Christmas from some friends xD
floatingjoisfloating 1 month ago
"Jim Broadbent" :')
geronimojordann 1 month ago
Weirdly my flatmate got a Cliff Richard Calender for this year too. He must make so much money in irony purchases....
TrollyOgre 1 month ago
How many inches is your compute? t think i have the same one as you, mines 27
PixieGirl421 1 month ago
Watched this sitting on a beanbag.
PartYetiMusic 1 month ago
Holy crap. The music at the end scared the hell out of me :P
BabblingBrookeh 1 month ago 2
the Iron Lady has a certificate 18.....not suitable for miners.....
Kie77 1 month ago 5
Chris.......Ur Kinda.....Just A Tad Bit...ADORABLE XD And I Dont Like Her As An Actor So Yeah
SicklySweet1992 1 month ago
Product placement Apple Mac, you've given up to the man :c
CRACKFOXROX 1 month ago
Sumo lounge.
georgianally 1 month ago
Do not look in Cliff Richards eyes he will suck the youth from your body to make himself immortal and leave you a crumpled misunderstood and lonely IT worker
Noobsquadz 1 month ago 3
you should have bought the One Direction calendar.
breanna1824 1 month ago
So I am guessing that 99% of Crabstickz'z audience were not born yet when Margaret Thatcher was ruling the world.
What was she like in real life ?
A crazed Alpha Queen bitch, hell bent on breaking everyone's balls - especially if you were poor and worked your guts out for a living.
TemporalParadox1 1 month ago
completely wasn't expecting the jim broadbent impression . . . so naturally I burst out laughing.
polykuromu 1 month ago
Music at the end totally raped my ears
malbloodline 1 month ago 78
Oh god... I was also sitting in a bean bag chair throughout this vid...
pickachalkpop 1 month ago
Why are you so attractive?
dealwithitttt 1 month ago
Your Jim Broadbent impression was absolutely spot on.
jaiimaii 1 month ago 2
You're fantastic, keep it up. It's always a pleasure to see a less formal video from you! <3 and I mean it
TicTacJoe134 1 month ago
That was most definitely the best montage I have ever seen. Well done sir.
brunettebelle43 1 month ago
Why didn't we get an xmas calendar this past year? =/
clandestine919 1 month ago
this is the best montage that I've seen in quite some time. It was good. I give it a 3 out of 5. A bit weird, but good.
bonjourstacy 1 month ago
even when you 71 and hairless ill still love you
HeyThereImLost 1 month ago
His Jim Broadbent impression is the best.
MystikMidnightMurder 1 month ago
Have you seem the fall? i think its pretty good.
orangutangjt 1 month ago
what the tits 71?
animefan4456 1 month ago
@crabstickz gotta say you have a touch of a pedo stash in this video......
FreddysAFluffyPoodle 1 month ago
Only Chris would provide us with a Cliff Richard montage... :')
SarahIsAmused 1 month ago
I want to make a calendar of myself doing random scene type things and just give it to someone for a birthday present or something XD and act like it's the best gift ever and completely make them wtf. Also I like watching you review things. I missed you Chris :'D
ammiella 1 month ago
This is so perfect. The water ripple effect was the best.
perogieluver 1 month ago
Best British PM bar none, and that's coming from a working class bloke. Dont listen to the ignoramuses, they don't understand economics.
caversmill 1 month ago
I see someone is getting a bit fancy with the affects, bravo ;)
Raiiiinbowzilla 1 month ago
From about 2:08 on i wanted to rip out my eyes
Stephen0Stevie0 1 month ago
again i say, YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING. o-o
Evlasting 1 month ago
My nan loves Cliff Richard, it wouldn't surprise me if she even has that calender. The creepy thing is, my uncle's personality is very similar to him too. Hmmm... o.o
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BadgerHugs 1 month ago
You should watch Hesher. It's a good film. Spencer Susser may be my new favourite modern director and Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks incredibly hot in it, which is weird because he also looks like a tramp. Go find it on 1channel GO GO GO! (: x
HannahMVincent 1 month ago
I don't find Cliff Richard personally attractive but damn he looks good for his age.
townofed 1 month ago
Review "The Woman"
DawnEsq 1 month ago
I knew you would end the video with a Cliff Richard montage...it's so predictable
thatslikevintage 1 month ago
I agree. I really liked it, but I started to feel sorry for her. And that was just weird. Also, I found the zoom in of Cliff Richard's cock the most uncomfortable thing I've ever watched; and I like Salad Fingers.
LizzieAnstiss 1 month ago 5
The montage was simply marvelous !
iamthecurlyone 1 month ago
Been in my flat for four months now and still don't have a sofa... don't be insulting bean bags :(
adamfawcett 1 month ago
beautiful montage, just amazing.
iHeartDinoz 1 month ago
@crabstickz2 i'd like to say cliff, but he looks sexy as hell. it's you my old friend ..
Nikolisbored 1 month ago
Mahah, he has the same facial expression on every freakin' picture. lovely!
TheRealSofiaA 1 month ago
Is Cliff someone important? I guess i have to Wikipedia him.
clandestinelover321 1 month ago
Don't forget to review "Shame" !
jessredmyers 1 month ago
My mother would adore you right now.
She has every Cliff calendar there has ever been.
There I am, innocently eating my cereal. I look up, and BAM. Cliff's hairy chest.
Needless to say, I'm a lucky girl!
:L
leahlovesroses 1 month ago 3
the montage completed my life
AmazingPhil 1 month ago 106
@AmazingPhil , that comment completed my life
moshER760 1 month ago
Yayyy more crabstickz! Haha...Broadbent.
annaclare88 1 month ago
I seriously would never of had the nerve to buy that calender in person. I commend your bravery, good sir.
jamiejobs 1 month ago
The fact that I couldn't remember who Jim Broadbent was until you did that impression, proves just how brilliant it was.
MatthewYeahMuch 1 month ago
ha ha, that Cliff Richard montage brought tears to my eyes! :L
sophiethefairy 1 month ago
What's that music? is it listenable anywhere?
Pantraimos 1 month ago
I've been watching crabstickz videos for the last 4 hours, but I missed this new one.. ok, this is the last one for today, i swear...
Georgiana9944 1 month ago
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Pantraimos 1 month ago
PLEASE CHRIS, I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU. MARRY ME.
NamelessLlama 1 month ago
What software do you use?
TheGodOfPegana 1 month ago
<3 your Jim Broadbent impression xD
ryanwilk0 1 month ago
the background on your mac is pretty cool.
phatrobshow 1 month ago
like the pattern on the desktop. reminds me of the carpet from the shining movie. (...) hm oh. i found it. yep. it's the same. i have a new background now
gabrielcaulfield 1 month ago
Do you do film studies?
GiveDares 1 month ago
Cliff Richard looks like my dad XD
Sopthie 1 month ago
Marry me
JedardLoverRuby 1 month ago
"I stopped doing it.. because I'm lazy" Story of my life. Anyway, glad to see you popping up in my sub box again :)
claireccb 1 month ago
Watch 'the artist'. I saw it yesterday (with my parents, that is the extent of my life), and it was fab. An Oscar worthy film if ever I saw one
izztaylorr 1 month ago
What films you looking forward to this year? :3
saffronjedward 1 month ago
Crazy times
mattattack10100 1 month ago
New name for your movie reviews: 'stickz on the flicks.
allthingsmustpass83 1 month ago 113
@allthingsmustpass83 YES
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BadgerHugs 1 month ago
i totally have that TV
MrHollieeee 1 month ago
And I actually laughed so loud at the Cliff montage, my housemate walked in and asked if I was ok!
gwenopeno91 1 month ago
Meryl Streep is an amazing actress! The only current actress that I think is better than her is Helena Bonham Carter? What do you think Chris?
gwenopeno91 1 month ago
I had a dream about you last night. I dreamt you were German. That's it.
Charliemissen 1 month ago
I swear.. if I don't stop watching you I will fail my G.C.S.E'S... Well I'm gonna fail anyway but your hilarity and slight addictiveness will make it worse.... ;D
xxxeimerxxx 1 month ago
What editing software do you use?
LaurentzandLuke 1 month ago
Lmfao @ the Cliff Richard calender.
Rhysey467 1 month ago
hey i know everyone says this but im a young british youtuber and i was just wondering if you guys could check out my vids, i spent alot of time on them .... thanks ....... :)
BadgerHugs 1 month ago
god i love you
xlibbyloolaax 1 month ago
Do a video review on The Devil Inside! :)
MegaTNTina 1 month ago
oh crabstickz u do spoil us
BadgerHugs 1 month ago
i dig your razzmatazz
yawetaggy 1 month ago
Wow, I hope I look that good at 71.
janeclique 1 month ago
Your ending music scared the shit out of me!!!
EpicSelenahhhh 1 month ago
Did Streep get the British accent down right? What about Robert Downey Jr.?
ks4isu 1 month ago
you look...older
ANameToBeProudOf 1 month ago
god have mercy he has the same facial expression in every photo
megz1233211 1 month ago
what film are u going to review next? :)
Keshaismint44 1 month ago 2
@Keshaismint44 The Artist... i think
crabstickz2 1 month ago 27
@crabstickz2 Do one about Beauty and the Beast 3D.
haygirl101 1 month ago