@PolishBehemoth true they expect equal rights when it comes to benefitting them (money jobs shit like that) but when it comes to punishment and justic ethey use every bit of sex appeal to get away with the crime. You want equal rights you deserve equal punishment.
his comments on women are so right. women have made too much progress but still expect to much, they all want to be treated like little princesses, but for guys we are getting the shitty end of the stick and we'll continue to get treated like shit by girls because that's the transition in history now
@JoNSOKOOL its true. They take our money, take our jobs, complain about discrimination and hard life, and still expect to be treated "old fashioned" like 1950's
People just don't know how funny this guy is... people all over kevin hart and katt williams dick because they're short and sound funny. But this cat is true to his shit, and that is COMEDY. Much love from D.C Dave
....I was so depressed and just happened to come across this, and laughed harder than I have in YEARS...Dave is the best comedian I have ever seen, and I thank you,KennyBProductions, for sharing...
@halcyon0830 : You couldn't put it any better. People don't realize to be funny, it's not what you say but when you say. it But don't forget to keep it relevant. My true inspiration is my 5'5 uncle, chubby as shit, just picture Dany Devito but with a black face and a Vegeta Hairline; but he is CREATIVE nonetheless. Peace!
You are too young to understand this son, but this is fuckin crazy.. You used to live in my balls man..now u makin jewlery outta macaronni u a bad mothafucka!!!!lmfao!!!!!
LONG LIVE CHAPPELLES !
shahinur95 15 hours ago
people are discussing sexcism at a dave chappelle video? What the fuck...
familyguyguymanu 6 days ago
Love him:)!
cm5783 1 week ago
23 people don't have macaroni necklaces.
ragingprimeape 1 week ago
@PolishBehemoth true they expect equal rights when it comes to benefitting them (money jobs shit like that) but when it comes to punishment and justic ethey use every bit of sex appeal to get away with the crime. You want equal rights you deserve equal punishment.
Turbinator246 1 week ago 2
Single best "Bad Mothafucka" in history.
MindGeyser 1 week ago
you use to live in my balls
supertroll9073 1 week ago 3
BALLS SMOOTH AS EGGS
2007okay 2 weeks ago
If you liked this, check out his "white supremacist" skit!
lavasmokechile 2 weeks ago
oh great we're having chiken tonight
deathesthboy 2 weeks ago
This is crazy shit, you used to love in my balls
MegaSamon236 2 weeks ago
Long live Chappelles!
PatterGuitsIt 3 weeks ago 6
OHH SHIT THEYRE EATIN IT
SouthSider13520 3 weeks ago 3
@chirpcentral lemme guess, katt williams is funnier
harlemhitman5 1 month ago
his comments on women are so right. women have made too much progress but still expect to much, they all want to be treated like little princesses, but for guys we are getting the shitty end of the stick and we'll continue to get treated like shit by girls because that's the transition in history now
JoNSOKOOL 1 month ago
@JoNSOKOOL its true. They take our money, take our jobs, complain about discrimination and hard life, and still expect to be treated "old fashioned" like 1950's
PolishBehemoth 1 week ago
Fish love it when I come over. Haha
LemonZeppelin 1 month ago
BRING IT ON MOTHA FUCKAAA!
MrPeacemaker02 1 month ago
"You would not believe who's dick is on my shoulder right now! And his balls are as smooth as eggs!"
shampayne 1 month ago 4
a comedic genious, an inspiration so many messages I've learned from Dave Chappelle. If you can look beyond the laugh you can learn something.
Lionel4482 1 month ago
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merry christmas
whitetiger769 1 month ago
best way to end a show
"Long live the chappelle's!"
lilSTballer 1 month ago
Time for some half baked.
SmallTownKiller1945 1 month ago
Funniest man in the whole of America
Cheeseyboy643 1 month ago 3
@Cheeseyboy643 yes exactly there is no man on this Earth who is funnier
123tb2434 1 month ago
I wish he would come back :(.
Geads039 1 month ago 3
2:32 - 2:36
chobbyhubby 1 month ago
Tupac is like the Dave Chappelle of rap.
Sylasism 1 month ago in playlist More videos from KennyBProductions 2
Damn Dave Chappelle cracks me up every time
formatR 1 month ago
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yo ppl, this nigga aint even funny, he's been washed up since '94
ChirpCentral 1 month ago
YOU USED TO LIVE IN MAH FUCKING BAWLSS MANN
mrawsumrofl 1 month ago
Cum in my fish bowl!
Magicfocusband 1 month ago
thank you dave chappelle
josefwurst 1 month ago
2:53 - 3:00 if you don't laugh out loud you've got some serious problems rofl
NoSeriouslyBut 1 month ago 4
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DevinHades 2 months ago
you use to live in my balls now you're making jewllery out of macrony
TheMrmi22 2 months ago
AW BITCH ALL THESE RULES!
Probably the best line.
Soipelez 2 months ago
Don't cum yet. AWWW BITCH ALL THESE RULES!!!
LMFAO
froyo1013 2 months ago 2
LMFAO I forgot my girl sucked her own titties from time to time. I can't walk await from that... too hard to find!!!
wessind 2 months ago 8
i like when he makes that voice and says baby lol
kandycandybabe 2 months ago 6
man i lost it when he made the fish bowl joke xD
WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW 2 months ago 11
@WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW you probably have trouble logging in?
MaaNonu123 1 month ago
Long Live Chappelle‼
LesterDaMolester15 2 months ago in playlist For what its worth 9
We appreciate you too Dave
SLIQUE07 2 months ago 6
what's the beat @ 5:16 from?
TheWtng 3 months ago 4
@TheWtng well one that has a similar bass line would be groovallegiance by funkadelic, not the same song but it reminded me of it
sn250 2 months ago
this video made my day......you used to live in my balls LMAO
Barca10Juve 3 months ago 7
the king of comedy
BestTrueBlood 3 months ago 8
LONG LIVE CHAPPELLES HAHAHA THATS MY BROTHAA HAHAHA FUNNY SHIT !! U USE TO LIVE IN MY BALLS !!! AAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SALAM waleykum bro
SabDaKing 3 months ago 2
You're a bum!! ROFL!
SpectreInk 3 months ago
i love it when chappelle starts laughing at his own jokes with the audience. it's like he's a part of the audience as well as the performer
iyequertu54 3 months ago 9
im not gonna lie at the end of part 5 he said "what happend to lip stick on" I thought he was gonna say dick
leon3624 3 months ago
Press 9 over and over. Hahahaha.
HomesliceDrummer 3 months ago 2
One of the greatest stand up routines of all time. Amazing!
HomesliceDrummer 3 months ago
QUICK EVERYONE PRESS 4
Gunznskullz91 3 months ago in playlist Gunznskullz91's favorites
Anyone know the name of the song in the ending bump? It's credited to "Minnesota."
Limitedmoon06 3 months ago
Now 22 people need to pick up their own titty and suck it.
struckwitharuckus 3 months ago 3
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People just don't know how funny this guy is... people all over kevin hart and katt williams dick because they're short and sound funny. But this cat is true to his shit, and that is COMEDY. Much love from D.C Dave
mohameddahir16 4 months ago
every time am having a crappy day I just go on youtube and watch some dave chapplle
vivaguatemala4123456 4 months ago 216
@vivaguatemala4123456 thats what i am doing today =)
TheHIETTz 1 month ago
@vivaguatemala4123456 Damn, me too man
felixblogger 1 month ago
@vivaguatemala4123456 Even if it's not a shitty day.
tyrogue100 2 weeks ago
Where are you Dave!!!!!!!!! Comedy needs U!!!! The world needs U!!!!
SinJersey 4 months ago 7
oh shit there eating it! lol
lkjh4433 4 months ago
We need you to come back for one more show
jogwolf 4 months ago
this wasn't nearly as funny as killin them softly
Pmike2345 4 months ago
i paused my porn for all 6 parts
worth it
biggJT45 4 months ago 132
@biggJT45 lol, same here bro.
aimannorzahariwod 4 months ago
@biggJT45 thats why this is called for what it's worth lmfao
brianthemonster 5 days ago
what the fuck are you doing scroling down? dont ruin it for yourself!
biggJT45 4 months ago 9
"You are not going to believe whose dick is on my shoulder right now - and this guy's balls are as smooth as eggs!"
AmericanIrony 4 months ago
ahh ahh ahh don't cum yet
AH BITCH ALL THESE RULES!
spideykoonrulz 4 months ago
ahh ahh ahh don't cum yet
AH BITCH ALL THESE RULES!
spideykoonrulz 4 months ago
such a talented comic, sad that he quit/is taking time off, though I completely understand why he did.
tigereye04 4 months ago
not one of the greatest, is the greatest and nothing else is even close. god pulse u Dave
Mesharialyahya 4 months ago
Oh shit they're eating it!! XD
rollerball987 4 months ago
"Quick, cum in my fish bowl!" "All right." LOL
SarcasticJester100 4 months ago
Where has he been for the last three years, we need him back!
Chinxboy312 4 months ago
AHHHH BITCH ALL THESE RULES!!!!!!!!!! XD
makuletboy 4 months ago in playlist More videos from KennyBProductions
22 people don't like purple drank
aDveebay 4 months ago
I can't figure out what he keeps saying his balls are smooth as... AIDS???
snowfish1121 4 months ago
@snowfish1121 He says are smooth as eggs.
partymusic011 4 months ago
@snowfish1121 Eggs, homie, eggs.
jeweatingdino 4 months ago
@jeweatingdino Ha ha, thanks, that makes a hell of a lot more sense than "smooth as AIDS," ;)
snowfish1121 4 months ago
hay what the fuck oh shit dave chaplle
darkligerkidz2 4 months ago
lol long live the chappelles. make ur own baby army like the defranco army.
AirMover49 4 months ago in playlist Dave Chappelle
ohhh shit they're eaying it!!!
mrgac1012 4 months ago in playlist More videos from KennyBProductions
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mrgac1012 4 months ago in playlist More videos from KennyBProductions
Ahhhh bitch all these rule
LOL
jmoneymanz2 5 months ago
I wonder how many people came in the fish tank after watching this
bowserpatton 5 months ago
You used to live in my balls :D
andersfranghettot 5 months ago
Master of stand-up. Modern day alchemist. Thanks for the laughs brother!
Mehdoozi 5 months ago
that's my dude!
BigOldMrKnish 5 months ago
Chappelle is one of the all time greats, probably the only upside to living in this time.
cabbagesftw 5 months ago
he's like the Tupac of comedy
OneOfAKind98 5 months ago 140
@OneOfAKind98
Dead and forgotten?
spyrotek2000 4 months ago
"cum in my fish bow"
O.O *pht*
"oh shit look their eating it*
ujiouchia 5 months ago 6
@ujiouchia oh its that guy were havin chicken tonight
phreestylesk8r 5 months ago
Hey what the fuck....Oh shit Dave Chappelle.
mike44079 5 months ago
Chapelle is God of Comedy.
VoreTechz1985 5 months ago 4
Naw, he must be the coolest dad :)
soyuncatacol 5 months ago
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mike44079 5 months ago
Can someone please tell me the name of the song that is played right after he says long live Chappelles
FlyJeez 5 months ago
Hit 4 to cum on Chapelle's face.
9ner 5 months ago
@alcyon0830 and y'all
Well said sir!
Glad to hear I am not alone. Says it as it is. Yesterday; Pryor, Carlin n Hicks. Today Stanhope and Chappelle. Me thinks :o)
mettetation 5 months ago
hey what da fuck!!!. oh shit dave chappelle 0_0
TheSoulofsmoke 5 months ago
hmm... It's that guy, we're havin chicken tonight
LAZBOY444 5 months ago
"quote chappelle"/quote
-_-
Ampora 5 months ago
LONG LIVE CHAPPELLE'S!!!!!!!
TheTeenageMutant 5 months ago
Song name please!
BukkakeNation 5 months ago
@halcyon0830 what r u some kinda faggot just shut up and laugh nigga
fatparkour8828 5 months ago
YOU USED TO LIVE IN MY BALLS YOU KNOW THAT ?! NOW YOUR MAKING ME JEWELLERY OUTTA MACARONI !!! NIGGA YOU A BAD MOTHAFUCKER !
Firefox7777777 6 months ago 2
u used to live in my balll sss man now u making me jelws out of makaroni
fifadude213 6 months ago
WHAT HAPPENED TO LIP STICK ON THE COLLAR LADY? I GOT A SHIT STREAK ON MY SHIRT !
MoeIsTheFkingBoss 6 months ago
Long live chappelles -3
sexafiedable 6 months ago
i have a shit streak on my shirt!
tlutz5991 6 months ago
Excellent special Dave chappelle is awesome funny and true =]
SnkyCyanTurtle 6 months ago
@SnkyCyanTurtle ya that made sense
gooodwoood 6 months ago
@gooodwoood yup LoL it happens
SnkyCyanTurtle 6 months ago
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SnkyCyanTurtle 6 months ago
LMFAO fish love it when i come over
RippleEffect420 6 months ago
long live Chappelles
loveittt11 6 months ago
You use to live in my balls...
LMFAO!
AnimePlasma 6 months ago 3
DAVE CHAPPELLE > GOD
mrmag1cc 6 months ago
@mrmag1cc the fuck is wrong wit u smh
kushroller1 6 months ago
@kushroller1 alot
mrmag1cc 6 months ago
uploaded on my bday
trevormack23 6 months ago
@trevormack23 lol you leo bastard. just like my father..
bloodhoun116 6 months ago
"You used to live in my balls and now your making macaroni necklaces" I want to say something like that one day!
Girlsk8bords 6 months ago 7
This is fuckin' crazy. You Used to live in my balls man!
Jordan234531Bulls 6 months ago 4
....I was so depressed and just happened to come across this, and laughed harder than I have in YEARS...Dave is the best comedian I have ever seen, and I thank you,KennyBProductions, for sharing...
kathberry8 6 months ago 4
Fish love it when I cum over. LMFAO!
TrobinT 6 months ago 4
"Fish love it when i come over. Oh its that guy. We having chicken tonight"
tvannary83 6 months ago 9
"Hold on woman let me think! Let me think!" Classic shit right there. so true!
tvannary83 6 months ago
Cum on top of the television
maccripdre 6 months ago
say what you need to about him, that is one funny motherfucker.
Fend4urself 6 months ago
@kapone2190 nah thats Pacs thing go watch 94 out on bail live at source awards
arek6969 6 months ago
@SummonTheNight . I liked the special a lot but dropping the mic is chris rock's thing not his.
kapone2190 6 months ago
cum in my fishbowl!
Lurvas777 6 months ago 3
CHAPPELLE'S
FLOW
DELIVERY
RHYTHM
AND TIMING
IS SO PERFECT
IN EVERY TV & COMEDY SHOWS THAT HE DOES.
IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY TO WATCH.
HE HAS SUCH INSIGHT, INTEGRITY, TALENT, HONESTY AND LOVE FOR HIS FANS AND FAMILY, HE IS TRULY AN INSPIRATION.
halcyon0830 6 months ago 241
@halcyon0830 I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS
Xand3r707 5 months ago
@halcyon0830 r u gay
RIPSHANECROSSFOREVER 4 months ago
@halcyon0830 yes, absolutely yes
boatofcoins 3 months ago
@halcyon0830 : You couldn't put it any better. People don't realize to be funny, it's not what you say but when you say. it But don't forget to keep it relevant. My true inspiration is my 5'5 uncle, chubby as shit, just picture Dany Devito but with a black face and a Vegeta Hairline; but he is CREATIVE nonetheless. Peace!
llcasanova 3 months ago
not worth 1/10 of killing them softly
XxQontrolzxX 6 months ago
lol when you tap chappells eyes on the screen it looks like 2pac is talkin XD
OldFarmerJoe1 6 months ago
That ending was genius
the689anomoly 6 months ago 8
You're too young to understand this yet, but this is fuckin crazy.... you used to live in my BALLS man!
unknown2558isback 7 months ago in playlist for what it's worth... 9
Aww Its that guy, we're having chicken tonight. LMFAO
mrfreshness2008 7 months ago 6
YOU USED TO LIVE IN MAH BALLS MAN. Now you making jewelry out of macaroni. Mothafucka is badddd.
TranceCore3 7 months ago
Long live Chapelle!
JawzTf 7 months ago 155
Greatest comedian alive with Louie CK....NIgga all these ruuuless!!!!!
Arminsaf2 7 months ago 5
0:36 WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN YOU'RE MAKING HARDER TO LIE NOW
bleachrules103 7 months ago
loved the way he ended it
MrLileminem24 7 months ago
he a wize one. long live chappelles!
huxtabub 7 months ago
What's the song with which it ends?
BlackwingDrake 7 months ago in playlist Laughing Time
"quoting funny quote we all saw"
MegamaXX500 7 months ago
Badass ending dropping the mic.
SummonTheNight 7 months ago
Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty
AminTheDream1 7 months ago
long live, dude
MewcePewpz 7 months ago
bob dunked on 20 fellas too...
klaushimself 7 months ago
What a legend.., one of the greats
quaid17777 7 months ago
You are too young to understand this son, but this is fuckin crazy.. You used to live in my balls man..now u makin jewlery outta macaronni u a bad mothafucka!!!!lmfao!!!!!
xxxXMotorBreathXxx 7 months ago 2
Dave Chappelle>All Comics
kyledeever 7 months ago
Too both of the top comments, we just fuckin watched it.... I think we know
bloodstix6 7 months ago
20 fish missed out on chicken X-D
jwat6213 7 months ago
HEY WHAT THE FUCK o dave chappele
ryanncochrane 7 months ago
Long live Chappelles.
iScreamAimandFire 7 months ago 2
pick up your titty and suck it!!!dead-
unblended31 7 months ago
@LikeSideKick lol just asked the same question :D
MG5319 7 months ago
what's the name of the music which starts @ 5:41
MG5319 7 months ago
@MG5319 I've been wantin to know the same thing.
Birdgap 7 months ago
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Bitch all these rules!!!
darknlooking 7 months ago
Too fucking funny man ! I couldn't stop laughing xD by far the funniest comedian ever !
dareshot09 7 months ago
the 19 people who disliked this didnt cum in the fish bowl.
Imdown12 7 months ago
@Imdown12 that was bad...
krims0n70 7 months ago
@Imdown12 you mean live in fish bowls
flatlinerking 7 months ago
these balls are smooth as eggs lmfao hahah
Imdown12 7 months ago
smooooth as ice babyy
DeSuperieure 7 months ago
Pick up your own titty and suck it:A RULE FOR LIFE
sarussi 7 months ago
What a legend.
ethioprinceee 7 months ago 7