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  • does area 51 have ufos and alien bodies

  • Glad to see tax payer's money going to work by paying people to stand around all day "guarding" what's "just a base." If it was "just a base," you could just drive through it; I used to ride through one of the biggest Marine Corps bases in America.

  • Just go onto google earth lol :)

  • @Cyndi35 Achievement unlocked: 80's Comeback!

  • If you are not breaking the law, how is it that he has the right to arrest you? It pretty much means they're hidding something. It's funny how he claims that it's 'just a base', yeah? Isn't the most secretive area for a military base?

  • Anyone else feel the cross here's right about here " points to head"

  • I think they're going to kill you guys

  • if i try to reach area 51 in Grand Theft Auto San andreas, i get 5 stars and they wanna kill me!

  • Obvisually your an illerate moron who cant read or follow directions next time I hope they catch your stupid ass if they do your looking at 25 years so I hope its worth it to you

  • @Cyndi35 Are you talking to me, dumbass? Let's count how many words you misspelled... well, I only see two. Your punctuation, or lack thereof, is shit too. Oh wait... also "your" should be "you're" - moron.

  • @TheKookOfKong Keep it up FUCK HEAD

    I'M AN ATTORNEY FOR THE GOVERNMENT I think that is spelled correctly. Yes it is

    Also I have a friend that is stationed at that base

    Now get this straight If they catch your dumb ass I'll see to it that I get the case and belive me

    I''ll throw the book at you

  • @Cyndi35 FUCK YOU & the government.... bunch of lying piles of SHIT

  • @0919kramer Nice job you really know how to talk to a woman

    by the way I have a question

    would you talk to your mother or eat with that filthy mouth??

  • @Cyndi35

    Lol, how would you know who the kookofkong actually is?!?

    Why bother with the courts? I'm sure your alter ego Miss Podophilia could take on this hideous Villain, without having to use your everyday mild mannered attorney side,.,,,

  • @TheKookOfKong So you argue with dumb asses? You have quite a promising future!

  • so What Happens If You Cross the Line? I dont got it

  • @chocolategrappa no tis a desert

  • No UFO's are kept here. My grandfather worked for NASA and had to go on business trips. He could not tell anyone (and never did) where he was going. I speculate it had to do with advanced aircraft since he was an aviation expert in his time. My research points me to Wright Patterson A.F.B. for U.F.O activity. Area 51 is our "wings" in the air. Do us all a favor and pretend this site never existed. You will thank me later.

  • Does it snow in Nevada? I have no idea I'm from Canada it snows everywhere

  • Everyone knows they are hidding things in area 15 but everyone is too scared to do something about it

  • go to camp hero(long island)at night and watch the pick up trucks follow your every move

  • 8canoe its the best waterpark in the United states, it offers a Alien based theme.its really creepy don't mind the "do not enter" sign its part of the experience. You should go next summer! Have fun:)

  • @hashtaglmao They will follow you around if you look like more than the usual tourist. Typically tourists drive to the signs on Groom Lake Road, maybe get out and take a few pictures, maybe climb the hill to the right at the signs. However - if you show up with something like a DIRT BIKE (like I did) or visit/approach any of the lesser known Area 51 border crossings, they will watch/tail you. If you cross the line at any point - expect to be persued.

  • @TheKookOfKong i was been anasshole to 8canoe lol

  • @TheKookOfKong Ok, so if you are being pursued, and you get caught, will you be detained or fined?

  • wheres paul

  • Fuck that sheriff. If he "has to come out there again he's going to arrest you"??????????? You should have asked him what the fuck he was going to charge you with then......being before the signs, on PUBLIC PROPERTY? The hell with him being irritated about having to come out there...you have every right to do fucking cartwheels or whatever else you want to all over the land before that sign. You should've told him to fuck off, and stayed there all night.

  • @boochieboy814 All true - but keep in mind, they could arrest and detain you for absolutely nothing, and it would be on your word unless you had proof. They don't mess around. But keep in mind - there is a steady stream of tourists that go down Groom Lake Road, take pictures, gawk at the camo dudes, etc. None of them get arrested, unless they are as stupid as the dumbass in this video.

  • Wtf with the audio

  • There was a sign saying: Photography is Promitted, Doesnt recording count or have i got the defination and spelling wrong?

  • @Cookie251197 The "No Photography" typically means once you are on the base, it isn't allowed. I guess it also means photographing things on the base FROM public land as well, but you aren't going to see anything at the GLR border point.

  • You would probably get shot by a laser gun.

  • so they shoot him in the head? i will not be suppressed one day Americans form a pack and march in there.

  • @CliveGains80s They wont dude, they are too retarded.

  • So you actually saw guards of the Coolest bas huh nice

  • if its just a regular base then let people approach it , whats with all the secrecy if its just a base

  • @Lizardmanification you do know that there are spys in the usa if you could just walk up to it they can take pics of all your wepons and planes would you want your enomys to have what you have in a fight or freedom ?

  • @madscotsman65 @ least it would be a fair fight :) ..i understand what your saying though but if american citizens tax dollars are paying for this research then they should have some inclusion as to what is going on in there , if anything at all

  • No Mystery?? thats BS!!!! BILLIONS of our Tax paying Dollars go in to Research/Testing That they Hide...We have a RIGHT to know whats going on!!!!

  • Cool vid bro

  • OMG... Good Job dude :)

  • can those Area 51 guards get a new truck ,im seeing the same one in every video

  • I'm seriously wondering what's more shocking. What I just saw or the fact that it snowed in the middle of the desert.

  • @8canoe It's where you go to drop your kids off if you never want to see them again....

  • If he said that there is no mystery then let us through asshole. What is the whole point of guarding that place if you say it is no mystery dude. Like seriously why not show what the fuck is over on that side dumb fucks! I hope it gets discovered and exposed soon to prove that dumbass wrong.

  • hahaha your a fucking headbanger, cool hobby :D

  • yeah im getting tired of this shit if ppl really want to floor your vehicle through the front gates and lets get some answers

  • a bunch of fat white guys... obviously a gang of tax stealers. on to the next fake youtube video now...

  • There should be a sign saying "WARNING, ANYBODY THE CROSSES THE LINE WILL BE SHOT," and in little letters at the bottom it would say, "survivors will be shot again"

  • whats area 51?

  • @8canoe Wow. How do you people find your way here? Just click random links all day?

  • @TheKookOfKong actually yes thats how i found this video

  • @TheKookOfKong yeah pretty much....

  • @TheKookOfKong Yes, pretty much, that's what I did, but really, i'm Irish and i know what area 51 is.

  • @TheKookOfKong yep>_>

  • @TheKookOfKong Maybe he's not from the west? I doubt people in Iran etc would be up on bullshit alien myths... Which is the only reason it is well known...

  • @TheKookOfKong Yep, I have no idea how I came here from Epic rap battles of history.

  • @TheKookOfKong so, how close do you have to be to area 51 for the camo guys to chase you?

  • @TheKookOfKong Thats how i ended up here, what you never surf youtube before? I was on tesla coils like 5 mins ago.

  • @8canoe area 51 is a high security military facility that was closed down a while back and later reopened without notice. people say there are ufo in there.

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  • @8canoe Most people believe the government is doing tests on aliens and nuclear warfare advances. Personally, I think that the base has long since been abandoned by sientists doing tests on things. It's probably used today as a storage compartment for nuclear explosives. In case of a emergency.

  • @8canoe Around 1990, after the end of the Berlin Wall's collapse and the end to Communism in Russia, the secret slipped out about the base's location to the public. It was located around the four corners region of the US.

  • @8canoe This is the spot where all four states Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico all meet together. After that regretful slip of information, people have been looking to Area 51 to this day as a place of mystery and wonder of what the US government might be keeping hidden from the public

  • @michaelx3arts What does the four corner area have to do with this? Groom lake is in NEVADA, quite a distance away.

  • @8canoe It's a ver top secret military base where aliens had supposedly crashed.No air craft can even fly over it. Also, there's a barbed wire around the perimeters and signs saying that if you pass a certain line you will be shot.It's very strict and government are hiding things that they don't want us citizens to know.Did you know that an asteroid missed the earth by a couple of hundred thousand kilometers? Very scary but I guess the government thinks What they dont know wont hurt them

  • Its wear they do stuth with aliens

  • @8canoe its a secret factory for making marshmallows which said to have spectacular ingredients ,,,

  • @8canoe your the biggest fucking retard in the universe

  • @8canoe area 51 a populaur place for stange alien actitity they study them there

  • @8canoe top Secret United States airforce base Only High ranking CIA or US airforce can enter no one else cept Scientists so your Fuckd if you walk into their base

  • 300 Cars Should Cross The Line At Full Speed Altogether ! : D . . . . VICTORY Access To Area 51 :D

  • @HeyyCool1 YESYESYES

  • you cross the area 51 then all the atomatic turret and rockets comes after you

  • Don't some of us alike myself would like to see or go there for once in our life times?

  • NICE GETTING NEAR AREA 51 I TRYED I GOT THE THE SIGN THEY GOT ME

  • I'm seeing these videos cuz I was watching the movie Paul haha

  • If I lived in that state I would go there to fuck with them run back and forth lolz j.k

  • this is my first stop in my world domination, if you want to help come to duham i will recruit you there.

  • If they had a hundred thousand people meet up there, and they all team up and march for area 51. Would they still shoot everyone?

  • @dakotamerasty

    go find out.

  • @dakotamerasty They would. It's a restricted area.

  • @dakotamerasty Yes and with the type of sophisticated weaponry the government has at their disposal.....they would most likely make quick work of you all.

  • Bitchin' Fireworks warehouse that would put anything Joe Dirt got his hands on to shame nearby.

  • Even if there is no aliens or UFO's at area 51, there is definitely a good chance of other beings in this massive universe. No one can say they're 100% sure there isn't because we are a long ways away from galaxy travel and checking every bit of the universe for other beings. Think of how small this little planet is compared to the universe. How could it be we are the only ones ever to be, and sadly we are killing our own species.. Meh whatever.

  • careful dude, they may ask you to leave or something.

  • Near 2 million video views combined and less than 2k subs. Greedy bastards the lot of ya.

  • Lol, I want to shoot a music video by the border, that alone would get hundreds of millions of fans. :P

  • The government would have already taken down these proof videos if they were true so...

  • DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR WHAT? YOUR CAMERA IS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ITS THE WIND. BUT ANY-WHO NICE JOB OF GETTING CLOSE.

  • @WERYOUTUBIANS Is your Caps Lock key stuck, you dick? Here's a tip - if you don't want to hear the wind - TURN YOUR SOUND OFF.

  • @TheKookOfKong you are a dick

  • @gsnaits Bite me pal.

  • @gsnaits true that!!

  • @TheKookOfKong It's not caps lock its BILLY MAYS MODE!!!

  • You get shot....try it i dare you..

  • if there n0thing there why arent people allowed to go in there so what are they hiding , why are the sheriff protecting that area

  • @denndog63 they want you to think there's something top secret there so you won't notice the things they really are hiding elsewhere.

    It's a decoy, a lightning rod for your attention. A diversion. Misdirection. By making it the secretest place in the country, they turn everything else into a little secret, and people wanna know the big secret, not the little secret.

  • you should buy a rc plane and fly it in and see how long you get for it LOL

  • Rob a tank BOOM your in

  • @susycardoso Dont you think that Area 51 is heavily protected and armed?

  • HOW did i get here from nyan cat.

  • United states of Secrets.

  • fake nothing will happen

  • @RymKhalyd Why don't you cross for us too see what happens?

  • They want you to think there's something in Area 51, just like the allies wanted the Germans to think Patton had a big army in Dover. That's why they act all secret-this, doesn't-exist-that. The real secret is, it's just a decoy they slapped together out in the desert for the Russians to waste time studying.

    It's long since outlived its purpose even as a decoy, since aircraft aren't as vital as they were in the 50's, and the Russians found out everything from their high-level moles anyhow.

  • @kozmon0t but they have to keep the ruse going, otherwise they would have to admit it was just a deception, which would ruin their credibility.

    The Russians kept silent about it because, if revealed, it could lead to extremists in the US government starting a nuclear war (which nearly happened anyway). Nowadays of course it doesn't matter what they say, people will still believe it's a secret base.

    They're gradually trying to de-secrify it, letting it appear on documents and maps, etc...

  • @kozmon0t the u-2, sr-71, and f-117 and i'm sure many others all began their test flights at area 51 and seeing as how the base has expanded and become more secure since then i can only assume that it's being used in the same way.

  • @SunFlightx of course they leaked out a story that a few planes were designed there, otherwise everyone would have realized it was a ruse. That's just an officially encouraged rumor anyhow, there's no proof.

    U2 wasn't long secret, nor sr-71, and f-117 is completely useless in both reality and concept. None of them required the level of ultra-secrecy around area 51. I doubt KGB would have been fooled for long, even if they didn't already know the truth from their high-level moles.

  • People should raid it. It would take, maybe, a couple of thousand people, but it would be cool.

  • i don't think there is anything special inside Area 51. Paper work prolly. Aliens No.

  • @Thorpe741 There is PLENTY inside Area 51 going on that the Fed's are trying to hide from us US taxpayers

  • @ronpaulforpresident6 Evidence, please?

  • @ronpaulforpresident6 Right. Like a jelly donut. lol

  • come with me if you want go area 51 with no problems i think i am area 51 on July 12 2012 and get in for free because my dad work DOD.

  • @punkmonster243 Shut the fuck up please.

  • i can because my dad work at DOD i can get area 51 with no problems for me

  • my friend you know what i think they are even planed the atacks of 9/11 the two twintowers here in area 51....they talking all the secret bullshit here in area 51 and they manipulate people and they think they are special one!!!

  • bull sh** why wont they let us cross

  • what happens if you fly an rc plane over area 51? funny if they try to shoot it down hehe hard to hit : )

  • @theagemon5 Haha someone should try that! 

  • @devilmayguns yeah that wuld be awsome XD

  • 7.42....A Mystery is something we know nothing about. And we are not allowed to know about Area 51 ,So the sheriff contradicts himself by saying what he said to you..

  • there are 10 million million million particles that we can observe yo mama took the ugly ones to make 1 big nerd.

  • why dont we all just meet their and ambush the place. Theres more of us then their are them. GRAB CAMERAS AND MEET ME THERE. lol

  • What most people dont know is that the main gate and all the signs are actually a half mile inside of area 51. So when you think you haven't crossed anything and they cant detain you, you area actually already inside. Its setup this was so that legally they can search you and detain you even though you haven't crossed a sign or gate yet.

  • this is wat happens theyl let u drive passed a cuple of guard cars they releast red smoke as a warning as soon as u pass out of now were everytihing tht u have thts electronic grts disabeld andur tranqulized sent in for qeusitining rufied and relocated with a bill and jail time i think

  • 20 cars should just.. race past the signs

  • I dont understand the draw 51 has, There are many places you arent allowed to enter in this world of ours. Who cares if we arent allowed to see the shit they are doing there. Do we need to know every god damn thing that is going on around us at all times? I dont care if its another dimension or a fucking secret plane being built, why cant everyone else?

  • @highsteel240 There's an alien being operated on.

  • @customerofshit Well thats the longest operation ever. Whats it been 60 yrs?

  • 7:56 Fuck yeah! Walter!

  • I saw something strange in area 51 that I was told never to talk about. My roomate liked looking at Eskimo porn magazines, that featured women with more hair under their noses than above, and he told me never to talk about it, but screw her because she dimed me out to the colonel for having naked, alone time with the shop-vac in the janitor's closet.

  • @WasteTime4Passwords lol best comment ever

  • idiot area 51 is just an air force base where they develop new and top secret planes so naw dip there gonna have armed and certified personnel

  • FYI - the sounds you hear are from a radio scanner, scanning for aircraft, etc.

  • Those are some freaky noises..

  • ya mess with the gov't ya get the horns...

  • Its not wise to fuck with these people or take any chances with them by crossing a military restricted area period!

  • do you understand?you[may]have saved some lives by videoing this incident?

  • they need to realize...WE HAVE GUNS ALSO.AND THERE ARE 200+MILLION OF US......

  • @ThePhynex1 damn straight,we'd wreck em all

  • what a waste of our fucking tax dollars this is bull shit why couldnt they just tell the people to get the hell out of there and be done with it. 4 vehicles on one fucking car. i could understand useing four units showing up on right before the car was stopped.in case the people in the car was armed but after the stop wtf i didnt see the people causeing the officers trouble.

  • No existed live for grazy

  • nicolas cage can do it with is eyes closed and a airhorn on the hole time

  • This isn't Area 51, this isn't even Nevada, this isn't even America, This isn't even on Earth, this was filmed on Planet Nublo home of the nablonauts. That guy was drinking under the influence -_-

  • our whole damm country is a problem any way, fu@k the cops

  • I cried through the whole movie.

  • "The bastards you know, is a hero you hate."

    The same people we argue about every day. ( Politicians, government, etc. ) We need them. Without them. This country becomes total chaos. Yeah we all think we can do a better job. But alot of us wouldnt have a clue realistically. I hate whats going on here. But at the same time, the freedom we have is better than the freedom others have. Even though its not really freedom.

  • I think it would be awesome to cross the line running on all fours lol. My moms soon to be ex husband said I would be the fastest man on all fours...

  • I heard that at area 51 for real time porn visitors :D

  • I belive in the thery of them show bouting area 51 and they have there real area hidden 5000000000000000 feet under ground in a heat disapateing mettal in the center of the earth ;]

  • @MaDDabeR You are trolling, right?

  • @Lastshadow94 Im i was 40% but i do belive that area 51 is a hokes i belive that they have tech they arnt shareing there but not the good shit cuz why would they let everyone know and still know about it they probly have the real base somewere els

  • @MaDDabeR You spelled "dissipating" wrong, And "metal". And "believe". You did spell "I" and "and" correctly. You are officially one rung up the evolutionary ladder from a monkey.

  • @TheKookOfKong You forgot "theory". 

  • the intell bloke knows your there filming they relay it to him in ear from people monitoring the sensors u tripped when you first come into the region! they can see (electronically) every warm blooded animal out there from miles in every direction! out there your not being sneaky...they are!

  • Blow it up.

  • I heard if you cross they will shoot you is that true?

  • @01BuffaloSoldier You obviously didn't watch this video, where the guy DOES cross, and DOESN'T get shot? Wow...

  • @TheKookOfKong Sorry My mistake!

  • If a huge protest was to take place, say one thousand people, I'm sure we'd recieve SOME information from the officials at Area-51. They wouldn't just shoot us all as that would cause disruption throughout the world.

  • @GuiltyxSniper Im pretty sure they would see you coming and block it off with tanks... hahah

  • @GuiltyxSniper by 'they' you mean the government that sacrificed 3000 citizens on 9/11?

  • Fuck that thats bullshit we should atleast get a glipse of whats going on with our money!! Its like a teacher telling you to pay money for camp and the camp never happens. If theres a group of people that wants to charge at area 51 Im in!!

  • next time that u go can u plz take me?