Tetsuo! Kaneda! (The Abridged Akira)

[TheMathShaman]

Kaneda, Tetsuo

Yin, Yang

God, Satan

Harry, Voldemort

Mario, Bowser

Call it what you want: Just know that it's everywhere, and not a single one of them would be interesting without their adversary.

[ratonazo1]

CANADA!

[SuperMyl3z]

I liked the part where he said "Tetsuo"

[SteelCityDucati]

CANADA!

[mattthegin]

thats wkd

[Hazy992]

TETSUO!

KANEDA!

TESTSUO!

KANEDA!

TETSUO!

DONKEY! :D

[dotdotdash2]

where the fuck is the original 1990's dub version of Akira? So far all I've seen on youtube is the videos where instead of saying Kaneda's name as "Kah-nay-dah" they say "Kah-nah-dah" like "Canada". WTF! They ruined it!

[orsadam]

That's Mister Kaneda to you, punk!

[balgus82]

Tetsuo Kaneda is Marco Polo for geeks.:D

[velveetaslingshot]

I'm with Team Tetsuo. Just sayin.

[LetsPride]

@velveetaslingshot There's no team, bro. Just saying, that's for faggot teen movies that were made for no reason, and this one was. Besides, Kaneda and Tetsuo has the best bromance I've seen in cinema ever, they're still friends throughout.

[MorinaLucine]

@velveetaslingshot Hes not very good with the ladies though.

[AkiraNo41]

XD TETSUO!!! 

[themysteriouscrumpet]

KHAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!-eda!!!

[TheK3lsinator]

And next, a study of the groundbreaking anime Naruto, as told through Naruto and Sasuke saying each other's names.

[KendrixTermina]

@TheK3lsinator The dynamic is kind of similar, yeah

[matohibiki]

...Not enough Kaneda.

[metheuspro]

@matohibiki Every occurrence of Tetsuo saying Kaneda's name is in there, and vice-versa, that's just the way it is! I also noticed immediately when putting the project together that there was way more "tetsuo" than "kaneda".

[KendrixTermina]

@metheuspro ...Cue a furious Tetsuo insisting that he is every bit as good as yelling names as kaneda is.

[MeltedGecko]

TETSUOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[filmaddict24]

TETSUO!!!

KANEDA!!!

PENIS!!!

[indianachel]

~ka-nee...

[bobbygnosis]

And this is why I yell Tetsuo during the National Anthem of Canada.

[dalektaliban]

TETSUOOOO KANEDAAAAAA

DONKEY!

[TheReadyMen2]

You know, I've always preferred the original Golden Harvet dub.

[TheAwesomeAnimeWorld]

KANEDAAAAA!!

TETSUOOOOOO!!!!

KANEDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ThatAstard]

CANADAAAAAAAAA

[1313hao]

So true

[StickMotionVids]

Kanny...

[ozerataoglu]

TETSUOOOOOO-e?

[slayerofstuff]

I don't get it :c

[TheReadyMen2]

@slayerofstuff

Ever seen Akira? They say this shit about 5000 times.

[slayerofstuff]

@TheReadyMen2 ... Oh, OH!! Now I get it.

[MasterAsra]

I'm glad to find someone made this.

[Yesnog05]

DONKEY! 8D

[644547024430]

THAT'S MISTER KANEDA TO YOU PUNK

[sonazki]

wth was the point of this video????

[KryptoDubstep]

POKEMON

[Abridgedfan134]

TETSUO

KANEDA

ROCKY!

[johnesco]

@Abridgedfan134 DR. SCOTT! BRAD!!!

[GoldenGal42]

@johnesco BULLWINKLE!

[KumagoroNugget]

@johnesco JANET!

ROCKY!

[stare]

[GeeWizzers1]

Kaori?

[TheVenger10]

i keep thinking they sayking kamahaaaaaaa! :D

[ShitTheMaster]

TETSUOOOO!!! x132,498

KANEDAAAA!!! x124,967

[turtlefuzzle]

Yep. That about does 'er.

[mymovienerd]

THIS WAS AWESOME! 

[BlockisticStudios]

WHAT CAN YOU SEE!?

[jhohcable]

THIS MEANS SOMETHING

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[BBFOXHOUND]

what he say?

[RepyreSpore]

Oh Kaneda, Oh Kaneda...

[yayshe]

HILARIOUS! :D Seth is at his best :3

[RockyVsEverything]

This is why any time someone mentions this film I shout "TETSUOOO!" It immediately distinguishes the people who have seen it from the people who haven't. By which I mean people who have seen Akira respond "KANEDA!"

[apxeli]

I agree all the way, but for me the eighties dub made better impression.

[MisterBankz]

LOL hearing Kaneda say "TETSUOOO!" back to back really does get annoying after a minute.

[TheDazro]

In five seconds.

[themysteriouscrumpet]

Tetsuo! Kaneda! Brad! Janet! Dr Scott! Rocky! Shrek! Fiona! Harold! Donkey! The Professor and Mary Ann!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet Spongebob!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 KRABS!!!! PLANKTON!!!!!!!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 HOOOOOGAAAANNN!!!!! PYLE!!!!! SNIVELY!!!! 

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet ROBOT HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 AAAAAAADDDDRRRIAANNNNEEE!!!! DRAAAAGOOOO!!!! STEEEEELLAAAAA!!!! JAAAAAKOOOOONNNAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 AAAAAAALLLLLLVIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet Hey, well I guess that's pretty Hu-WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A?!?!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAA????!!!! you say? Why YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS­SSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet "Why do you talk like that?"

"I HAD A STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"

On an unrelated note, I think we've all managed to invent a meme, and destroy it on the EXACT SAME DAY. Pretty good going!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 I'll say! Of course, how much credit goes to us and how much goes to metheuspro for collecting the clips to begin with? It would be shame if the meme was beaten to death before we even edited all these clips together.

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet Of course. Oh, well, may the screaming-words-meme live on!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 Yea verily! CHOOOOOCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!­!!!!!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 KHAAAAAAAAANN!!!!! POWDERRRRRED TOOOOAAAAAAAST MAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!

WIIIIIIILLLLLLLMMMMAAAAAAA!!!!­!!!! FEGELEIN!!!! FEGELEIN!!!! FEGELEIN!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet I...LIKE...CEREAL!! I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!! I LIKE POTATOES!!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!! Oh my, what fun!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet I...DRINK...YOUR...MILK! SHAKE!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 PTTTTHHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLGRGRGRG­RGRPPP!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet PINGAS!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 PINESS! PIENDISH! PINDES! PAINOUS!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet Looks like this comment section *sunglasses*

...is about to be sectioned.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 Affirmative

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet EXTERMINATE!!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 Sandvich! Pancakes! Gravy! Bacon! Soup! Pie! Gentlemen Corn! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet BONK!! GENDOWNED!! BERSERKER!! ASUKA!! EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 Pork chops, pork chops, pork chops, PORK! Chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, steak. Beer. Ketchup. Bananas. Fried rice. Chunky Peanut Butter. JAMABALAYA!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet AT THIS RATE, INDIVIDUALS WILL BE UNABLE TO HOLD THEIR SEPARATE FOOOOOORRRRRRRRMS!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 Oh, so now it's not even names, it's random phrases, eh? Well, two can play at that game! DRINK MY WATER WITH VOLCANICITY!!!!!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet HERRO EBBERYWUN! HOWAH YUU? FAYN, SANKYEW.

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 HOH MAI GAH! I WISH I WUH A BUHD!

[hotelmario510]

@themysteriouscrumpet WI THA SYID, GUR RAN!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@hotelmario510 MOAR!! MOAR!! MOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!

[hotelmario510]

CANADA!

[pacific14586]

Blame Kaneda!

[xScarletShardx]

Really sad movie lol

[CashemereLoco]

Oh Canadaaaaaaa...

[AlllexL]

what did they say

[SilverRodent]

i leik hte bit were dey sed caneda and tesuo lol thums up if u agree :)

[dogmeatpal]

I liked the bit when he said, etc etc LOLOLOL!!11 ... sigh.

[MaulusRS]

Tetsuo makes me proud to be Canadian.

[00sakuramochi00]

@309kwh

腹筋崩壊注意wwww

これは爆笑ものでした！

[TheEnchantedPortrait]

Hit the number 6 over and over again to get the best effect.

[KuteWolf]

@TheEnchantedPortrait XD funny!

[XTetsuoKanedaX]

Wait you forgot the end when he was like "I Am Tetsuo"

[metheuspro]

@XTetsuoKanedaX You know, I debated that one a lot before I called the edit "complete". I didn't included it because it was Tetsuo saying his own name. I took the cut time notes for all the utterances of either "Kaneda" or "Tetsuo", but I liked the way it worked out best when it was just them, saying each other's names.

Someday I'll probably get around to doing another cut, but it took me about 9 years to get around to doing this one!

[309kwh]

爆笑！！

[Kruppol98]

@ultimabladerxx It was looking great and i wanted to watch it but after i watched this THING.. I wanted to vomit.

[Kruppol98]

What the hell was that on 0:47 ?!

[aiwosakebeba]

yaoi!!!!

[sec0ndevolution]

He sure loves Canada!

[Ramsimation]

chewing scenery? whats that you speak of? kaneda and tetsuo SOOOO did not ingest neo tokyo with large ham that was completely necessary

(that last part was not sarcastic , or was it? >.>)

[Tuiyih]

Kanetetsuooooooooooooodaaaaaaa­a xD

[Gmancrap]

Yo, what was the song at the end? 

[LxExplosionx93]

The first time I watched this, this is all I got out of it. I was like, "WTF is this, Inuyasha?"

[daemocoles]

That summed up the movie for me.

[GoldenCenturion]

Tetsuo really hates Canada

[JRod8885]

I like the part where Tetsuo says "Kaneda."

I don't like the part where Kaneda says "Tetsuo."

[Gmancrap]

Haha! Good one!

[NintendanGX]

tetsuo? tetsuo! tetsuo! tetsuo! tetsuo! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blade458]

dammit the fricken 2006 dub sucked ass the first one was the best

[Johnlindsey289]

Loved this movie since 96 when i was 14 years old before the summer of that year started as i read an article on Newsweek about anime and i rented it, loved it. Became my fave animated movie since! although my experiences in anime were Unico, Jack and The Beanstalk and others including Voltron in the 80's then Vampire Hunter D in 93 with Robot Carnival on TBS then this came i became a fan.

[PeytonBrianne]

This Is Amazinq. Teettsssuuuoooooooo<33

[VampireNya]

Someone needs to remix this fast

[TheTokoYogishita]

What...? There was a dub before this? No way...

[TheAndrewj96]

@TheTokoYogishita Yup. 1989 English dub. It sucked.

[TheTokoYogishita]

@TheAndrewj96 Lol yeah I just watched a bit of it. I laughed when they called him Kanehda

[TheAndrewj96]

Tetsuo. Tetsuo! TETSUOOOO! Tetsuo! Tetsuo! Tetsuo? TETSUO! Tetsuo! Tetsuo. Tetsuo! Kaneda! Tetsuo? Kaneda. Tetsuo! Kaneda. Kani. TETSUO. KANEDA! Kaneda. Kaneda. Tetsuo. Tetsuo? Tetsuo! Kaneda. Tetsuo. Kaneda. KANEDAAAAA! Kaneda! Tetsuo! Kaneda. TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEHH! Eh? Kaneda! Tetsuo! Tetsuo! Kaneda! Tetsuo! TETSUOOOOOOOOOO! KANEDA!

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO! TETSUOOOOOOOOO! KANEDAAAAAAAA! Tetsuo! Tetsuo. Tetsuo. Tetsuo....

[pinhead739]

<3 Pioneer dub

[Corvigryph]

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAa

KAGOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BonkuriTokio112]

@Corvigryph

INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAA

[wiitle]

@BonkuriTokio112

ROBOT HOUSE

[BonkuriTokio112]

@wiitle

Nani?

[TeenAuthor]

This is like, predating Titanic's "JACK!" "ROSE!" - by about ten years.

[DrCowboyFace]

Sounds about right, yeah

[xheartlessx3]

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Wolfiehero]

uhh wtf?

[coscientology]

i to this day have no idea what this movie is about

[chromeblack]

CANADA!!!!

[Neindus]

@chromeblack OMG I was about to comment the excat same thing lol! XD

[SUTOruin]

@chromeblack OOOOOOOOOOO CANADA

[NarutoXNani]

@chromeblack Who?

[FPSPointMan]

@chromeblack Thats mister CANADA TO YOU PUNK LOL!

[PopMusicKiller]

@chromeblack BLAME KANEDAAAA! BLAME KANEDAAA!

[mapec0]

the last tetsuo makes me sad T-T XD

[xXRiekoRuzakiXx]

LOL! I love TETSUOOOOO!!!! & KANEDAAAAH! XD

[chuckphantom]

LOL!!!

[stmk0]

That's actually not far from true.

[Web1234512345]

Would have been better without the dubbing at all. Use the original voice actors!!!!!!!!!

I have to deduct stars because of that :(

[Lokanth]

TOTSIEROOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!

That's what I keep hearing. lol I love this anime

[TheBBQSquad]

TETSUOOOOOO!!!!

[YourProblem1]

@TheBBQSquad KANEDAAAAAA!!!!

[human530]

will you make one with only Tetsuos name?

[MongersUnited]

wow, nice job man. Now Im going to have watch this again

[MolotovRooster]

great vid!

better than my version LOL

[alvinleeman1]

ha thats funny

[EVILOVERLORDZETTA]

would have been better with the original dub of akera......not the 2006 vers

[metheuspro]

I totally agree, but I couldn't get my hands on the original dub =(

[ArkBlitz]

@metheuspro Or in Japanese. Or in LatAm Spanish (does it exist?)

[aaron5364]

@metheuspro How about the Japanese? Why does everyone watch this dubbed?? Both versions of the dub are TERRIBAD. Watch it subbed people!

[canadianjenni27]

No way, this dub is way better. Maybe the original Japanese though ..

[topraman519]

@canadianjenni27: I agree. I am not a fan of dubs, but I did a comparison just for kicks, and the newer English dub is way better than the older one. The quality of the voice acting is undoubtedly better.

[gregory78989]

man this is not even an abridged clip.......

[Akadevil89]

this is love!!!

[ReloadPsi]

Yeah, when I actually saw this movie, this was the only thing that stuck out: two guys yelling each other's names a lot.

Didn't care for it otherwise.

[yeaps300]

i thought that sounded familar

[Neindus]

MAN I really wanna see this movie

[WrenchNinja]

Johnny Yong Bosch and Joshua Seth did a great job.

[ScottieBoy99902]

The Guy from Power Rangers and Tai Kamiya from Digimon

[cevune]

ahahaha. that reminded me of the "inuyasha! kagome!" commercial from adultswim. that was awesome

[aidzymate]

lol man dont get me wrong, i love this film, like.. A LOT.. but this is pretty bloody funny!!

[lizardkyrieann]

Oh Man I Can't Wait to See This!

[BossHossGT500]

Typing In All Caps Is Cool!

[ReloadPsi]

No, That's Title Case Mate. TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THIS.

[BossHossGT500]

Oh. Thanks For Reminding Me.