Meet the Sess

[KingMichael]

Why are they so boring now? I haven't seen them on television in years, but after seeing their more recent videos on YouTube, all I can think is, what happened?

[Lobster222]

Fun is a buzzword anyway so Sessler is right.

[Procredonioliostarca]

@Lobster222 buzzword...oh you! I see what you did there.

[TLOWNSU]

Morgan actually knew shit about games and also Kristan Holt. Olivia Munn is a fucking cunt that knows shit about games.

1:23

I can imagine /v/ saying that.

[Zaners]

SUP /v/

Also I'd watch it. Hardball with video games.

[cabooses1fan]

Humorless bald and a liberal.

[br00tality]

meet the /v/

[CapitalistOverlord]

>/v/ - The Show

[ifarah12]

Sess killed Megaman Legends 3

[GameBuster44]

@ifarah12 Wait what?

[ifarah12]

@GameBuster44 watch the video

[eddiecapone76]

Adam: so you like xenosaga

Guy: yes

Adam: what the fuck is your problem

[EnterpriseC14]

Remember when they did these little skits on every show, I do. To bad that they don't do it any more.

[MobiusZX]

1:35

So Sess is the one that stopped mega man legends 3?!

[JohnnyExtreme]

Oh man. Remember when I named my youtube account after that guy?

[khlova]

OH hey, its /v/.

[chadrageus]

I can't believe people actually though this was real.

[kratos4evr]

1:28

[dystopianlover]

This has convinced me that /v/ deserves its own television show. 

[ulovemen66]

I hate how Morgan stands like that.

She is strangely attractive still but god damn it.

[Tomcatadam]

shut up.

[Cheetoz2112]

/v/ tries their hand at television.

[Tai401229]

I wish someone would greenlight a Mega Man game.

[mrredgreen]

FUCK I miss this show. I wish directv still had it

[Capitax]

*Holds a gun to his mouth* Do you like RPGS NOW?

[Prnnce]

> v_in_a_nutshell.avi

[osherhaim]

We need this show to review the man that dared thinking of DMC 5' Dante.

[DrJangomuffin]

This is the best thing on youtube

[Celticguardian747]

Meet The Sess is still better than all the other shows on G4

[InfernoMaster6]

I'd watch it.

[TRANFLAKES]

Why would one shave their ass before they shoot themself?

[dreDREb13]

"Tired of all the fun and entertainment in your gaming television? Then come back and watch this show five years from now!"

[BriannaDawnc]

@dreDREb13 I wish that wasn't true. :(

[ChairmanDrekXXA]

Adam Sessler is still pretty cool nowadays. It just seems Xplay doesn't have the heart it used to. I miss the old days.

[9Godslayer]

Dammit, I did not see this episode!

[SageShirt]

Nintendo, is a Japanese company.

That's a pretty bold statement Mr. Sessler 

[cabooses1fan]

@SageShirt Nintendo is a Japanese HUMP-Any.

[XCeazyX]

SAD END

[tman2tuff]

fuck this was 5 years ago

[LethalPekin]

Do you think Adam knows that he is bald?

[lucaspepa]

its like /v/ had a tv show

[lyingcinderella]

Some five years later, and I still quote this bit. TO THE EXTREME.

[HptmSteinhauer]

The video poster's name is totally a Dune reference :D

[lusteraliaszero]

the sess seems alright, but the two other hosts are retarded as fuck

[igfour]

And Ben Yahtzee was born.

[MrChosenone10]

xplay used to be funny

[KaptinFathead]

"What the **** is your problem?" lol

[PanaceaGreen]

I MISS THIS GUYYYY

[GadGades]

adam sessler's a cool dude. His funniest sketch to me was that crazy Doctor guy when they went to japan and he kept moving every time the camera switched

[LeNerdWonder]

I remember when Johnny Extreme accepted my myspace friend request...good times...

[JesterHopperpot1]

It's too bad the G4 execs rigorousely control X-Play now, because Adam Sessler is literally one of the funniest men ever when you let him do what he wants

[DoDPUB]

Sess you are the man, i don't care what anyone says, you can not be replaced in this industry, there is no one like the Sess, never has never will be, period

[theriverdragon]

Morgan is so fucking hot.

[GetmemygunThe]

I would watch the shit out of this show. Sess is the only good thing about G4.

[DooMGuy117]

i REALLY miss the old xplay, hell i miss the old G4 now.

but regardless of how bad G4 has become, they still have the best E3 coverage in the business

[EzioAditory]

morgin is hot ;)

[Mailman692]

g4 fucking sucks now

godammit

[TheSupersaiyan2012]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME T.V. SO HOT IT'S GONNA FEEL LIKE YOU TOOK A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES & BAKED "EM UP IN YOUR ASS!?!?!?!?!?!?

[yungniggafrommiss]

my dick has more life then the psp battery

[QuesoGr7]

Johnny Xtreme was so boss! xD

[FoxTrotPenguin]

THE SESS!

[thehigherdrake]

X-Play it will PUNCH YOUR BALLS OFF!

TO THE EXTREME!

[Mister1800s]

EXTREME!!!

[thedato]

I no longer liked RPGs :(

[GamerDog51]

johnny extreme is my idol

ive modeled my whole life after him

[MutilatedMetalhead]

Glenn Beck stole his idea

[Nailbunny889]

Best thing G4 has ever had on any of their shows. SESSLER, LEAVE G4 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 

[xKeeganxxx]

D= I wish I had cable back in those days. The current Xplay is very boring.

[diczzz]

XPLAY WAS THE BEST

[Aireodice]

FUCK, I LOSE G4 (when it was G4: Tech TV) AND NOW ALL THIS, ALL MY LITTLE GAMING CHILDHOOD IS DEAD? I hate capslock and corporate R&D D:

[hardware72]

0:40

It's like old x-play predicted the future. Now instead of funny shit like this, it's all serious and non stop talk about the game industry.

[MadThad0890]

they really should of did this

[OneManDoomsday]

I immediately thought of /v/...

[jddaman1337]

Adam your shirt are so ugly my penis falls off and run out the door

[TacoKhan]

morgan used to be hot

[BigBossu1989]

The girl and the extreme guy are completely retarded though

[CAPCBMERRITT]

Too bad we never see any of these characters nowadays that they had a few years old :(

[VhDVE]

I remember when Adam was leaving and seeing this episode

Also

Adam V

Canadian guy

Link

The Musical

Interns

Skits

Ratty

ect

[wolvesruletheworld]

this is so funny

[Magnegro]

THE FUN STOPS HERE.

[jddaman1337]

Oh look,it's /v/:The Show

[BlastoiseBB]

God Dammit I miss this!

Now we have that new souless faggot on the show with Adam and Morgan, I forget his name (ShitFuck I think his name is) and the show has just gone down the fucking hill.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO BACK TO BEING XPLAY!

[wolvesruletheworld]

hey blair herter is not a souless faggot I love him and if your dissing on him then you need to go die in hell

[BlastoiseBB]

Nah, Blair I want to hurt her is a souless faggot. No if ands or buts about it.

[mst3k4evur]

It's so funny and clever that it hurts to see what x-play has become. I swear, when they did their Breakfast Club/80's games episode in '06 I would have sworn they were the funniest show on TV. I watched it at least 3 times a week and it never got old. Then in '07 it all went down hill.

Does anyone know where I can see archives of the old reviews and skits?

[bluefurr]

I agree maybe us fans should write to the show and ask for this type of stuff again?

[Coberholt]

Why did they change the show from this?

Now it is fucking stupid LOLINTERNET faggotry with slight video game overtones.

[jmt1000]

I remember when they aired this 5 years, I LOVED IT, and i wanna die, because 2005 was my favorite year of my life. Adam and Morgan were the best... now the show's So-so, I don't watch it, just go to the site to Check out the important reviews... but i hate those new Assholes that review the show, i liked it when Adam and Morgan did them, and when Kevin and the other FUNNY interns did them.

[Okoa]

"He's unbiased!"

"I f*cking hate all of these games!"

[dragonsber]

yes nintendo is a japanese gaming company...One that I'd like to work for someday

[SkubaPatr0l]

What role would you get into? Game design, spokesperson (like being the new Reggie lol) etc?

[dragonsber]

No something in the creative department but mostly in photography

[HARDCOERXRAY2]

id watch that

[grkpektis]

My dick has more life in it than the psp battery. ROFLMFAO

[jmt1000]

@grkpektis That was before the new versions came out, before i think it had like less than 3 hours. It SUCKED!!!

[gritnom]

So that's what happend to Johnny Extreme.

[dollarmenu123]

DO YOU LIKE RPGS WOW!!! LOL

[sageeagle]

Meet the Sess Would have been a Cool Side skit.....At least its better than seeing Cops on the time Slot!

Why the Hell Is that Show even On still!?

[FabulousZero]

I LOVE IT.

[Bigboss1432Lol]

Lol unfunny.....heheheheheh GO MAKE UR OWN FUCKIN SHOW U GODAMN PRICK!!! lol jk

[ColorsBright]

Morgan should have broke the bottle over her vagina.

[ArrowX]

@ColorsBright what vagina?

[jonathanjmoses]

its sad because the show has made games unfunny

[DennyStudios]

Wow, I miss the way X-Play used to be, back in the good old days :)

[Tyblat]

@DennyStudios I miss X-Play back when it wasnt terrible. Oh wait, that was when Extended Play was around. back when reviewing games and having a good show actually mattered, not retarded bload scenes and useless filler material.

[lavawite]

Did he say ball-sniffers LOL!!!

[daysofthenewfan3]

@lavawite yeah he did.. lol i thought that was funny too

[lavawite]

Does anyone know the name of the song in the background?

[college325]

i llove morgen web!!!!!!!!!!

[EccentricSage]

It's ironic that they realy did eventualy take all the fun out of x-play. But I'd rather Adam being a jack ass over thr random generic cohosts that pop up of late. Like what's his name... gray shirt and jeans guy.

[thepunishert]

he kinda was Glenn Beck before Glenn Beck

[meowingroar]

I remember Johnny Extreme talking about putting guns that shoot (flaming?) chainsaws in his "game" first. Yeah, i'm talking to you, GoW... jk :)

(of course gears of war was in development way before this episode aired so...)

[Conker0051]

i lold

TO THE EXTREME!!

[BeaveHolio]

ZDTV>TECHTV>G4TV

[theJohnnyOz]

WE HAVE TECH TV IN CANADA.

[bleeduntildeath]

do you have cheat?

[theJohnnyOz]

'course we have cheat. :P

we have all the AOTS and X-Play stuff you have.

[bleeduntildeath]

we don't get cheat anymore, it is no longer it's own show, it occasionally appears on x-play

[theJohnnyOz]

Cheat used to be its own show?

As long as I've been watching it's been a segment on X-Play.

[bleeduntildeath]

in other words you have only been watching for a year or 2

[zayn2123]

you sad infantile creature

[meowingroar]

yeah, kristin holt (now adams) used to host it...

and cory rouse before that

[bobbinsthethird]

I love CanadaG4

[mrgumby12345]

X-Play and G4's Finest moment in my opinion second to that is the X-Play boards song, and third the 05 Christmas episode... Pure comedic/Gaming gold... A simple concept G4 puts aside for three hours a day of cops... This is the only surviving true Xplay classic on G4's site but they cut Johnny Extreme out and some of the trailer... It just sucks... To the EXTREME

[GmodAddict]

Hahaha, I remember I actually fell for this a while back.

[eddieguerrero2000]

i wish they would put those classic episodes on psn i would buy them all. the new x-play sucks TO THE EXTREME!

[212DwnUp]

It punches your balls off it sucks so bad.

[TheNjin]

I miss these old episodes

[ledawg1138]

I love "X-Play"...until they put in more hosts except Johnny Extreme and such.

[blackmage3000]

fucking funny

[UASLMMIR]

The Sess and Johnny Xtreme should team up and take back X-Play...TO THE MAX!

[LovelyAiko279]

I'm for it! :D They not only should...they NEED to. I hate the new X-Play!

[Y2JFAN811]

i can't even watch x-play today. i want the old set back!!!!

[KelticChicken]

lolz "DO YOU LIKE RPGS NOW?!"

[naruto180]

I love this!!!!!

[sammyslamdunk]

I miss X-PLAY :(

I want the interns back

[DennyStudios]

me too. I loved the interns :(

[turtlepicked]

i miss the old xplay =(  johnny xtreme was the best character

[RayRay01]

And don't forget Ratty, bitches.

[blkhauck]

@turtlepicked No drunk link was the best

[ironshadow89]

@turtlepicked i remember him TO THE EXTREME!!

[RAQ665]

i remember the april fools joke adam pull off.

[Korij85]

I F***ing hate all of these games!

[yannickdevries]

because the funny part of Xplay is now AOTS job

[aVeryAngryDuck]

Too bad Attack of the Show is one of the least funny things i have ever seen in my entire life.

[TommieandJake]

1:27 haha

[DongoFett617]

id watch "meet the sess" its better than todays xplay

[TommieandJake]

Funny shizit! Love The Sess

[escritora84]

I feel sad after watching this...X-Play is nowhere near as funny now as it used to be...

[sheikhylian]

He's right. Nintendo is a japanese company.

[liltony9144]

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THESE GAMES! :[

[Soureye721]

not funny

[LionheartMachinima]

I laughed more than I should have.

[ManicRaider]

Johnny Extreme rules!

[TomLinkens]

"If I ever said anything that stupid. I would shave my ass...and. Shoot. Myself.

[poohead44765146]

I'm still waiting for Meet The Sess to come on...

[GovernorDerek]

no im serious what does screaming FIRST!!! even mean??? I just don't get it.

[ManicRaider]

It means he's the first to comment but it's not true in this case.

[Crazy736349]

FIRST!!!!!

[GovernorDerek]

what the fuck does that even mean?

[xIKnuckleZIx]

Lol I wish that was a real show.

[TheLemonGelati]

If the sess ever left, I'd stop watching G4 all together(only reason I watch is for xplay anyway).

[mrgumby12345]

O G4 why did you have to tumble into a crappy premium channel... video games and creative freedom like this is what your supposed to be all about... This video was G4s finest moment and right behind is the XPlay boards song. :'(

[lorrding]

why isn't this a real show? It would be way more entertaining than half the crap they play on G4 currently (i.e. cheaters, cops, ect. ect.)

[3erteen]

holy shit, this should really be a show

[SesslerCell]

"my cock has more life then the psp battery" and "so you like xeno saga?"......"yes"......"what the fuck is your problem" are the best

[VengefulRonin]

Sessler is fuckin awesome xD

[fiddelzz]

"I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THESE GAMES!"

2:16 to 2:19 kicking the shit out of him. TO THE EXTREME!

[LLMelvinL]

The sess vs K-per! this friday!

[MeanBob866]

The only funny thing X-Play has every done.

[Comeback209]

Gears of War cereal.

[KingBaduy]

"If I cared about your opinion, you'd have your own TV show"

Epic.

[CBXweb]

Reminds me of those cheesy cable access shows with an overly conservative host, like Herb Nero. <3 Sess.

[PrometheuzReturns]

DO YOU LIKE RPG'S NOW! *putting the gun in guys mouth!

That's the best part of the show! XD

[Enterthedarkness23]

lol

[inyunaruto365]

Do you like RPG's now!?!?!? LOLOLOLOL!!

[Enigma14]

Conker BFD is a good game released in 2001 and this was made in 2005.

Even though its a fake ad I'd like to say Adam is wrong.

[Kyubi230]

I hate attack of te show they barely have videogames on there only if they're at like e3. mostly stupid shit with no meaning. X-play ftw

sessler is great but johnny xtremem better

they need to bring back johnny xtr