China Town Fight in New York City

[Aznboy4her]

not Taiwanese ......definitely Fujianese 100 %...you know how they are....different from Cantonese or another Chinese dialects...they ruin all the Chinese people....

[jordonanna]

Translation...

old lady with stick:Why you make fun of my stick im tired of this shit.

girl: I didn't make fun of your stick

Old lady attacks girl while old lady's daughter with short hair jumps in.

Short hair girl:Why you make fun of my mother's stick??

Girl: I didn't make fun of her stick.

Girl's friend:she didn't make fun.

Girls boyfriend:Why you make fun of my mothers stick!!!

GIRL ATTACKS BOYFRIEND.

Old lady: You better not make fun of my stick.

[MrCeezz]

This sucked big time

[farerse]

whats a strip mall?? stripping girls?

[gracietav]

i think in their body language they are fighting about the fake purses they sell in the basement of their store and one of the older women thinks they stole a client from next door. They walk up and down canal st showing picture of fake purses they are selling. If you are interested they lead you back to their store and show you all kinds of knock off brands like coach, lauie and gucci. beside I recognize one of the ladies.

[MrRetlav]

I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING D:

[MDN355506]

they tlk fast



[stiafro]

China female are nasty.

[Tomitransformation]

what the hell r they talking about???

[jositoxxx1]

i'm chinese and i can tell u that the fight is about a cat called wing xiu that's dissapeared and the old lady accuse the other one of eating it!

[kaiming0810]

i think they were fighting over who had the best dim sum in town

[MegaThunderblack]

Lol random fat women

[MegaThunderblack]

Hmmm.....

[jetairteam]

I think she said it was $34.50, so basically 50c off..., then the fight broke...

[LiaMaKaChauHai]

i'm chinese how come i don't understand what she said ? possible she is speak another kind of chinese word this is confirm not a mandarin or cantonese

[shadowninja8246]

@LiaMaKaChauHai Actually it doesn't even sound chinese, and I should know I am chinese but I'm a Twashan dialect. I also spoke mandarine and listened to many cantonese songs, while having cousins that are hakanese and they don't even come close to that dialect. I speak twashanese also so i should now.

[plovakia]

@shadowninja8246 They're definitely speaking in one of the Fujian dialects. I'm Hokkien and it sounds close. They could be Taiwanese in fact.

[shadowninja8246]

@plovakia I said Tashan not Taiwanese -.- You guys have no clue what it is huh...

[plovakia]

@shadowninja8246 I'm a Fujianese and I understand Minnan. Taiwanese speak Minnan/Hokkien and I'm stating that this is the language they're speaking.

[rocketboy375]

YABAYABAYABAYABA!

[XxPzPxX1]

Probably something about fake Gucci or LV

[Marios867]

@mouktamoukta thanks that will increase our population there fore increasing pride thnx mate

[mouktamoukta]

Fuck asian ppl.

[MegaBeautifulme1]

@mouktamoukta you mother fuck ^^

[AliTheWidow]

Either way I'd prefer to watch this over ordinary TV programming anyday.

[BryanTheDoomBringer]

Hi guys im chinese and i can translate what those gals were arguing about

im not going to translate everything since they were very repetitive

Basically the chinese lady wanted to break in the store to steal the other lady's dog to eat. but the other lady took out a stick and defended the dog because she wanted to eat it. they were talking about how cheap the dog is and they are poor. then one of them said give $50 for the dog but the other said it was $20 so they fought.

[MrYannsengbusch]

@BryanTheDoomBringer Ur are so racist.. that is not what they are saying. ...



[AliTheWidow]

@MrYannsengbusch On 1:17 timer, what on this earth is she saying, she's the best one!

[tnargtnarud]

Gotta be Cantonese people. lol.

[rigolith]

Haha if only someone could translate what they were talking about..

[shadowstep4life]

THEY SOUND LIKE DOGS BEING STRANGLED AND TRYING TO BARK

[sonofthehill]

FUCKING MAINLAND SHANGHAI CUNTS

[TheBraze26]

chin chai fhhjfk odesiei dosioijer dosdej

[Ace12341]

i expected to see some kung fu

[umang777bhatt]

One thing is really true ... Chinese fights with Chinese in any corner of world.

[FuzzyWuzzy190]

BItch I didnt stole your FUCKING TACO!

[sexking83]

too bad all chinese are born ugly, selfish and angry i feel bad for them

[cam9408]

chinga minga mingaaaaaa

[GUYVERHOKK]

The world has change..women and women!

[fastkilmmm]

JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD'S LARGEST CREDITOR C-CHINGCHONGS

[stormycliffs]

@fastkilmmm HAHAHA JAPAN LOST WW2 EVEN A 5TH GRADER HISTORY STUDENT CAN TELL U THAT

[fastkilmmm]

JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD'S LARGEST CREDITOR C-CHINGCHONGS

[TheNipommu]

@fastkilmmm J-NUKED TWICE, FIRST EVER LIVE EXPERIMENT OF AFTERMATH OF NUCLEAR EFFECTS, RESULTED IN DEFECTS, MUTATION, DEATHS

[fastkilmmm]

@TheNipommu THE BOMBS WERE NOT RADIOACTIVE. THEY WERE FIRE BOMBS. TODAY IN THE 2 CITIES IT'S MEASURABLE AND OBJECTIVELY PROVEN THAT THERE IS NO RADIATION. IF THEY HAD BEEN RADIOACTIVE BOMBS, NOW THERE WOULD BE RADIATION IN THE 2 CITIES AND NO ONE WOULD LIVE THERE. IN THE CENTER OF XINJIANG WERE USED RADIOACTIVE BOMBS AND NOBODY LIVES THERE NOW, IN NEVADA DESERT WERE USED RADIOACTIVE BOMBS AND NOBODY LIVES THERE. THE FAKE RADIATION STUFF WAS TO HIDE THAT US WAS GOING TO SURRENDER ALL TARGETS

[TheNipommu]

@fastkilmmm Gee...YoU MAD BRah? lol you little mutant fuck bet u got a vagina and a penis lol who knows BYE BYE U DEFECTED SASHIMI! lol

[TheNipommu]

@fastkilmmm <-- this little mutant fucker sent me a PM message then blocked me lol. well for everybody to see i'll write this...chill out little defected mutant, lets all get along...korea, china, japan....we all accepted you and tolerated you (mutants), why can't you? why so much hate? does hate matter when it comes from a mutated subspecies of mankind? no....not really lol. now don't make other nations nuke you and turn all of you into mutants...cuz we'll do it, we've done it twice before

[sweetsf4life]

@TheNipommu I don't blame him. We should blame the nintendo and anime characters for brainwashing him. LoL. And I doubt he's Japanese.

[Hydrolighting]

Damn this is some real ass shit, some one should do a funny translation of this

[Dorisequador]

All these years of KUng Fu lessons for nothing ..

[01scottishguy]

so funny was that woman useing a baguett as a fucking base ball bat crazy bitch hahhahaha a was expecting a judo chop to the skull disappointed in that effort

[fastkilmmm]

JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD'S LARGEST CREDITOR C-CHINGCHONGS

[01scottishguy]

@fastkilmmm japan = nuclear bomb lol take that rice picker

[fastkilmmm]

@01scottishguy MENTIONING DEATH CIVILIANS REVEALS A HUGE INFERIORITY COMPLEX TOWARDS JAPAN.NO MATTER HOW MANY CIVILIANS KILLED IT WAS USELESS. IT DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IN THE END USA WOULD END UP BEING FORCED TO SURRENDER ALL ITS OBJECTIVES (ORDERS FROM WASHINGTON)TO JAPAN,LIKE JUDGING THE EMPEROR,DISOLVING THE ZAIBATSU OR DESMANTLING THE ARMY. NOW AS USA IS ENSLAVED BY AXIS MONEY THE ONLY THING USA CAN DO IS SATISFYING ISRAELI AND JAPANESE INTERESTS.THE 88YEAR EMPEROR WOULD LAUGH STRONG

[01scottishguy]

@fastkilmmm im from uk pal fuck u and the japs u are like 4 foot ill drop kick a team of u in one go ill wear you like a shoe so cap it m8 usa and uk own the world u arse bandit

[Txgomeric]

Translation...first of all thats mother in law fighting with daughter in law. Mother in law caught here buying a huge black dildo (was in the white bags) Goes like this...why u disgrace my son. u buy this thing bitch..I no disgrace ur son it is none of your business. Yes it is family disgraced now you slut...dont call me slut I bought it for him he the one that like it...you lie...i dont lie...ask him...notice he didnt say a word...lol....you lie...no you lie...I will kill you with this dildo.

[EmergencyGear911]

Uh Eeh Uh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!! 

[jojosharukhishier]

hdas d adfjasmdnfajfkkajfa sdfmdnfnmdsvfasd faksflasbdflas dab kfj a,nfsadsad

omg i love china

[woodyfly]

I'm chinese and I gotta say... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SAYING.

Can you imagine being married to any of these women? They'll make your ears bleed.... or perhaps all women deep down are like this, they just hide it better.

[shanedawnsonsfan]

Mushiness mushiness wagagagalalalapopopo tutu luh chicki wicki

[xDzinex404]

thats not english is it?

[RedaSkateboard]

WAIT WHAT?

[gagerdemon]

I break i cry you break u buy!! fucken stingy asians

[BLAKPEARL69]

you break you buy.

[noobsaibotmk10]

As Isiah Carey has once said...

"MAN LETS GET DA FUK UP OUT OF DIS COUNTRY MOTHAFUCKA...."

[noobsaibotmk10]

I think the customer here is saying "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" and the other one is trying to prove that that particular quote was made by a stupid customer.

[gamevidproductions]

are they MCing?

[Emokidtree123]

This sounds like my chicken pen during feeding hours =]

[MrBuzzlightyear114]

@blessmeLDJ yep chinese all idiots and evil ! i hate chinese

[benitofinito]

Big trouble in little China!

[eljoshua]

ROUND 1 ...FIGHT!!! ;D

[lexarification]

Ching chang chong!!!

[aasimkhanali]

You want dvd?

[uda911]

Press 7 for WACHHA!!

press 9 for "you french!"

[lolziecakes]

@uda911 ahahahahahahaha yoou french :D

[TheBirdymusic]

Where was the roundhouse? :(

[LillJessieLuv]

Why does the tag say hot chick fine sexy kung Fu?

[LillJessieLuv]

All I heard was chingychongachijay and chingirymeay -____-

[Elbottoo]

@LillJessieLuv Well than you are analfabetic in the new world order, clown. And in the process youre robbing yourself of half the job market rofl.

[cwmak70]

Ok, They are speaking Szechuan dialect. 

[cwmak70]

Ok, They are speaking Szechuan dialect.

[Jiannamarie1]

even chinese are ghetto in ny lol

[awaak]

@sariebsolomon Biggots like you dont belong on this planet, PERIOD

[rcyounggun]

wwhere is the kung fu these days

[stealarm]

sound like a bunch of flat faced chickens

[epilepticPvP]

More like a verbal fight

[SuperDeadhope]

they all know kong fu and shit

[MrGarrettmj91]

FUCK



[juggalettetillidie1]

HAHAHA SHE DID NOT JUST TRY TO HIT HER WITH A LOAF OF BREAD BIGGER THEN HERSELF!!!!!!!!! OMG ROFL

[BlackAus07]

if you take a bunch of chuwawas and speed it up x2 you'll get this sound track

[evitafab]

Boooooo

[1Breaksthemold]

They sound like they were arguing over theft

[The210krew]

OMG godzilla is comeing!!!

[fpsisfun]

Chinese women are the most aggressive women in the world

[berthole89]

No Ramen for you!!!!!

[naruto10191]

飞行面包作风！

Flying Bread Style!!!!

[FloxCantShuffle]

Wow, they can talk really faaast! :O

[Chronicz259]

Guyyeka Guyyeka!! 

[79KKP]

大陸人丟.面丟到外國去.....

[isarathai]

千万不用麻烦中国女子!.

Don't mess with chinese women!

[troybrad]

people who gawk and videotape things like this are idiots lol

[oscarfish2206]

this is China, not NYC...dumbass!

[zakkattack99]

@oscarfish2206  chinatown...........are you retarded?

[ILikeWafflez223]

im chinese and i have no idea what the fuck they are saying 

[j64031]

jet lee would have tore this fight up!! =)

[XRETRYHD]

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY TALK SO FAST!? XD

[paintshopboy]

basically they are saying "I want cream of sum yung guy...and the other one says I want a fortune cookie....and then they fight .....

[drcutya96]

wtf are they even saying....

[johnboy4351177]

i thought all chinese could do kung fu LOL!! :P

[Shinkoification]

Ahaha that one inch punch about knocked that guy out.

[TheExtremedude123]

lol at 1:17 the asian bitch with the white thing looks like shes ready to shoot a rifle

[ImbaTequila]

chinese people are sooooo ugly it hurts.... they look like freaking frogs

[qq363111814]

我操。还是青田人。。。。

[vetis24]

like how black people call themselves niggers and white people are called crackers i wonder in there conversations they say yeah that chink was nasty breh. o i know that chink was like o hell no. ahahahaha that chink was CRAZY! hahahahahahhaha that would be hilarious!!!!

[canphiljeff]

Lol @ 1.16 I thought she said "You faggot"

[TheBassBandit16]

All I heard was "ljkdfalskdjflakjskljasjdka aljsdlkaj askdjalks"

[Bsands94]

They were arguing about a coupon for $5 off getting their nails done

[jwmck23]

karate chop!!

[DeepFriedMarsBarz]

Holy crap. dunt mess with the chinese. shiiieeetttttt

[Hellzyead]

That one bitch thinks she's Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Gets into full-on bo staff mode at 1:15.

[Tonzovful]

omg, america is crazy like in the movies..

[japanjapan12345678]

喧嘩狂

[Mrblack038]

:)



[ShowJerm]

Where is the WING CHUN?

[huitzib]

jajajajaja jajajaja so funny shit

[76cuzcatleco]

the girl with the glasses.... is cute.... i'd tap that! lol

[Highwithguns]

oh my fucking budah... that is the MOST annoying language i have ever fucking heard like honestly fucking wow im pissed right now

[Quacko69]

Never fight with a Chineese person!!

They can karate, Kung Fu, and som Star Wars Yoda shit!!

[zidanfunk23]

you ate my rice didnt you

[henryterreros]

translate: I told you I got your order mixed up and it was my brothers fault !, too bad no refund so what you gonna do huh , yea yea yea

[BanditV8racer]

translate: ill beat yo ass with this new dildo i bought

[coffEKolor]

where's jet li when you need him?...Yall stop all that fightin!..LOL...

[troyafull2]

lol i wanted to see some kung fu x)

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

cantonese



[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

Lady was using a flurescent lightbulb.

[Coorslight199]

Thumbs up if you like watching chinese people fight

[TR4Alwayz]

@TheBigMoose13 LOL i actually burst out laughing reading your comment, it is isn't it?. A french loaf i believe... what a waste :D

[p4pglory]

WTF are they saying?????

[UnsungHero17x]

Looking like a sweatshop

[marnixoranjewit]

Damn, I wanna beat someone right now

[TheNorthside613]

Lol they were probably fighting over a discount

[codehazard]

@TheNorthside613 L.O.L. !!!!

[RicoFunHouse]

Shit sound like a kung fu movie

[raziel10101]

awers rerwe aweawa aw awa waewaw aaw awa w

[cwsnowflake]

but its funny i laugh ha...haha

[cwsnowflake]

what the fuck! r they sayen?



[christerxd]

什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼­他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽­的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這是什麼他媽的這­是什麼他媽的這是???

Help me!

[jukie6699]

All I hear is : faighksa;gjaBUWAK asghks;aljgkasdBUWAK akghkasjBUWAK sdakghdaskKUWARksa;gjksagjsa and etc.

[Monkies8utt]

' Everybody's.. Kung Fu Fighting '

[lolziecakes]

@Monkies8utt LOOOOOOOOOOL !!!

[ChannelFamilys]

WTF MAN

[seweryn22]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahhaha kurwa

[alexanderchenf1]

I'm Chinese, I cannot recognize their strange "accent", if they are speaking Chinese. Please make sure their identities.

I proficient in speaking Putonghua, Cantonese and Hunan Accent

[DarwinGWang]

@alexanderchenf1 shanghai?



[alexanderchenf1]

I'm Chinese, I cannot recognize their strange "accent", if they are speaking Chinese. Please make sure their identities.

[shagreezz3]

Thumbs up if your going to search the chinatown busfight after this

[ViviDPerez]

all i herd was BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK!!!!!!

[rtrain67]

No Happy Ending here.

[TheSMILIeMAR]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY SAYIN BUT THEY HELLA MAD..  LMAO

[punketa32]

sounds like chichen are fighting... LITERALLY

[shutupsg]

chinese sluts.... 

[baiyuli97]

MOM WHAT R U DOING

[Motherfunctional]

asian woman getting ready to slice and dice. LOLLLLLLLLLL

[cardigans98]

i'm just waiting for some person here to translate what is going on in this video so we can all thumbs up it.

[TheMercury81]

lol wtf are they saying

[ssgvegasboi22]

Im not chinese but I think somebody got called a bitch. lol

[MsTeeteeproductions]

lmao she grabbed her weapon n swunngg

[SpaceAboveSky]

Could you possibly email this to me? I have a funny idea if you wouldn't mind?? ;) I'll link to your original video when it's done? :D

[kl9977gmail]

welcome to America!

[BarryBRemix]

Yea, everynow and then you see Asians throwin down in NYC. Gotta love this city.

[codownni]

china people r funny