NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants)

[CarterWars]

Nerdfighters are a karass, not a granfalloon . . .

[PollyBreedDumb]

I didn't choose to be a Nerdfighter, it chose me.

[SmileySuperSam]

I think that if I ever see you IRL, I will poke you to make sure you are three dimensional.

[trevorasargent]

@SmileySuperSam he is. i saw him from 4 different angles the other day. don't worry.

[Br0sB4THeH0e]

lmao. look at the tags

[megannancy23]

I found my best friend in Your Pants.

Wait.... :|

[EmpressofCornwall]

I love these great Nerdfighter vids! DFTBA!

[jmar4life]

Look at that stache.....

[Otherwisedull]

@cupcakes1345 HUZZAH!

[cupcakes1348]

@OhLookItsLizzie your pants are back up!

[quirkfulquagmire]

I find it interesting that even if most nerdfighters know it, no one really acknowledges that you are constantly being told to live long and prosper. I find this nerdfighter tradition thinga majig particularly awesome. Because really, nerds love Star Trek. Spock is particularly awesome. But I myself prefer Captain Picard.

[CrazyStalkerPerson]

John, did you get sunburnt while wearing fingerless gloves? Cos that's what it looks like.

[nightflyer9kpoplove]

Whenever I see a Minecraft reference within whatever, another Minecraftian has already claimed that top comment worthy subject as their own. I love the Minecraft community :D

[plushalligator]

@songman2828 your not alone! Last year i was bullied relentlessly by the same people for 6 months. I finally sook help when i was on the verge og harming myself. My school had a safe zone to go, but i also just went to my principle and told her about it. She talked to the kids parents and they eventully got suspended and stopped. I went to the guidance counceller and have been feeling better! DFTBA!!!

[Monicah177]

Nerdfighteria, I choose you! XD

[RedMoonDragon1]

Dear John and Hank,

have you heard about the bill of cencoring the internet? I'm not sure if it will pass or not but basicly if it passes sites like youtube or tumblr or other awesome social networking sites are gonna be taken down and will increase World Suck!. Please can you give me an opinion on what you think on this or perhaps talk about in a video to protition this bill from happening to all of Nerd Fighteria?

DFTBA,

RMD

[songman2828]

John,

I need help with being bullied. I'm trying to get them to stop, and I know that all they want is a reaction out of me. how do I fix this problem? Please help.

DFTBA

Dogs

Fight

To

Bite

Upholstery

[swordfish1929]

@songman2828 Most people get bullied in their lives especially if they are awesome. Just remember that it will get better, in the meantime tell the teachers, they have been bullied before and will be on your side. And don't forget that everyone who reads your comment will be rooting for you. DFTBA

[monkey49278]

I did go back and watch :)

[tuliplove642]

i have that singing toy with the hair tie mouth :3 it's actually pretty amusing. i reccomend everyone buying it. i named him mr. sir florence knight :3 [:

[hereverydayadventure]

Is your pants dead? :(

[vinceandlilly]

Thumbs up if your pants are down.

[Inceptionnaire]

@vinceandlilly Down? Broha, These pants be off!!!

[funnypets456]

did you get henry the new singamajigs?

[nonsensicalcompound]

The PIzza John shirt reminded me to do my laundry. John, your face is now in a cleanliness centrifuge (washing machine). Thanks, internet!

[triplethreatstar13]

I didn't choose Nerdfighting. Nerdfighting chose me. <33

French the llama that was cheesy! XDD

DFTBA

[swingingmusic]

@theshannonphenomenon birthmarks.

[sesshypuppysbff]

is yourpants online yet? I can't find it.... TT-TT

[Iyellatrocks]

WHAT DOES 'IN YOUR PANTS' MEAN? :)

[Gallifrey103]

I went back and watched, you really did it!

[ProgressiveBoink]

We're wearing the same shirt! :D

Of course, I always have to put on my Nerdfighteria shirt when I watch vlogbrothers.

[Mliaer1]

Did you shave at the begginning after the intro?

[thesuperchony13]

aaaahhhh I feel lame i dont understand the "in your pants" joke. >___<

[akavioletcarson]

@thesuperchony13 All books titles become immensely funnier when you add "In Your Pants" to the end of them, as decreed by Maureen Johnson. Bam. Feel educated. XD

[Googoobobble]

What are the marks on your arm at 3:23 ?

[busybeingbla]

@Googoobobble Those are birthmarks.

[Googoobobble]

@busybeingbla I know.. I realised after I made the comment.. I forgot he had birthmarks there.. Stupid me..

[busybeingbla]

@Googoobobble It's not necessarilly something to keep in mind forever. :D :)

[SultanRoyal]

Am I the only one who has no idea what he's talking about?!

[happysquid14]

John, have you heard of Wolfram Alpha? It's like what you said about Google, trying to compute all of human knowlege. (I apologize if I spelled knowlege wrong.)

[theupperdec]

what we need to do as nerdfighters is amke awesome sauce> it has to be better than all other sauces and decreace world suck(and be awesome).

[Awesomesauseness19]

I hope that creepy side stays on his face...o.0

[pandamoose18]

I was in the middle of a random late-night Wal-mart run with my friends the other day...and I found the largest stash of Sing-A-Ma-Jigs i have ever seen in my life. I automatically though of you, John, and I then proceeded to play as many as I could at once (which totaled to 6 haha!)

[gameboyX]

In this day and age, you're not a Creeper, unless you explode

[regularguy5mb]

Best. Thing. EVER!

[Suzzlepuff]

Is that woody guthrie? I lurv woody guthrie!

[mollyclaudia22]

Where are the happy dances?

[violingirlgen]

I LOOOOOOOVE SINGAMAJIGS!!!!!! they are so addicting...omg.

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

Good thing I've watched every single Vlogbrothers video, I get every single one of the references and jokes :D

[fozziefan]

creeping in the first degree is a serious crime

[Sleefoawhile]

John, or any Nerdfightaire (french spelling), I am having ze beeg troubles maneuvering Your Pants! I'm unable to post threads and whatnot. Any suggestions?

Merci!

[gottalovedamon]

every video I love being a nerfighter more and more :)

[Vaskis4life]

So Hank, I just read Looking For Alaska in one sitting, and now i feel oddly intimate watching your videos. it's like i've SEEN INTO YOUR HEAD. Or something.

But it's really cool.

And holysnadojasc,kwxclmapofiaer i loved that book. So much. It was amazing. And I want to cry.

[phoebexanne]

@Vaskis4life Wrong brother, lol.

[iambendickerson]

Pause the video at 3:44.

[SociologyGirl]

SInce I am reading my textbook right now I thought I woild share. "Research Methods in your pants."

[pemmafan]

DFTBA!

Your mustache was amazing.

[SlythLexy]

Actually mypants.com is a site on web design.

[OhSomethinClever]

DO THE CREEP! (or cop, whatever you prefer....)

[kikamonju]

i just realized that youtube is now spreading the messages of the modern day philosophers much more effectively than they have ever been spread in the past.

that also makes John and Hank philosophers, and they are because what they say makes sense to a large number of people and involves deep thoughts and theories about life and how to live it to the fullest.

[funcan1121]

john you almost blinked

[nintendoshadowninja]

john looks... Italian or something in this video... anyone else see that? he looks just a little different... nobody? ok.

[lolrus525]

John! What if you and Hank were to subtly make the nerdfighter symbol in every video? It'd be fun to try and find it every time we watch a video. I don't know, it just seemed like a cool new thing to try.

[nerdra]

So I have to say that the trailer for the new Transformers movie (3?) gave me a very unpleasant surprise. At the beginning I was kind of into it, like, "oooh, space!", and then they do the bit where Neil and Buzz are on the dark side of the moon and I'm thinking "okay, cool, alternate history plus maybe aliens, mmhm, mmhm, good..." And then. It. Was. A. Stupid. Frakking. Transformer. And I cried a little inside. I was so sure Transformers 2 had killed it. BAD MICHAEL BAY! BAD!

[Jessemichaelthe1st]

the last part isent the last thing he filmes that day

[Handitar]

I love Your Pants!!

[randomchick100]

JOHN GREEN FOR PRESIDENT!

Seriously, world peace right here.

[Whitehound12]

pause at 1:07. That is what John would look like with no puff.

[dpearce19]

Hey Creeper Cop John! Did you know that the word 'cop' is actually an acronym hailing from England?

Since they call police officers constables in England, the acronym cop meant constable on patrol.

Just thought you'd like to know :)

[untitledmusicproject]

John, is there really something wrong with your left arm or are you making a point?

[Sobdame]

WHOS HANK?!

[0dnan]

Dear John Green,

There seems to be a lot of problems going on in Wisconsin with the governor trying to suspend union rights for governmental workers. Thoughts?

[irkenidiot]

Is it weird to have a stream of people telling you you're attractive?

Would it be weird to have one more person doing it?

No?

Okay, good.

[MadisonOhBriggs]

one of your best videos yet!!!

[theanswerisegg]

OK. I love You People

[GermanGangrel]

No one can tell you if you're a Nerdfighter and you can't tell anyone else if they're a Nerdfighter. Nerdfighter is an identity you choose, then we collectively define that identity, not by talking about what it means, but by living it. And in my opinion that goes for almost all identities, from the ones we choose like musician or writer, to the ones that seem unchosen, like brother. Identities are important, but both the ones you choose and the ones that choose you generally resist simple...

[GermanGangrel]

@GermanGangrel definitions. -John Green

[epiphanygirlsings]

Will the corndog Hank shirt ever be on sale again?

[Mellizabeth9]

I actually really like you with facial hair. Just not only the mustache, though. Just no. 

[JenaJovial]

he said the word!

[6plaidpants]

I own this shirt! :D!!

And will now definitely be wearing it tomorrow.

[lilucraz]

Massachusetts pls!

[JoshSundquist]

Wise words. And on that note, I'd like to identify myself as a nerd fighter.

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

omg i want the Squid tshirt

i acctually rolled about laughing at that for like a minute XD

what is an anything but clothes party? or is it exatly as it sounds?

[mattwest94]

48 people didnt go back to see his hand

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

"and nerd fighters starting next week I'll see you in your pants." I'm thinking that that came from the creeper half of the mustache. DFTBA

[mindbenderrx]

I am shocked that the google results did not include "left arm is gay"

[ROFLworthog]

You talk like AskANinja, without being a ninja. Literally the same timing

[Shmoe101]

Wait, So ,say if, Hitler called him self a nerd fighter then went around killing all the jews, Would that mean that nerd fighters create world suck?

[AdmiralGreenscreen]

@Shmoe101 If Admolf Hitler was a german and went around killing all the jews, would that mean germans create world suck?

[CelebrianoLorien]

@AdmiralGreenscreen it would mean that Hitler went around creating world suck. I'm not sure we should generalize that to /all/ Germans, though...

[AdmiralGreenscreen]

@CelebrianoLorien I was replying to someone else, so what you said was actually my point.

The person had used "Nerdfighter" in the place of "German" in my post, so you get what I mean.

It brings aboard an interesting question about criteria for a person's inclusion in a group and his or her effect on that group's reputation however. Too lengthy too discuss

YT needs to work on getting a better system to keep track of people's replies, it's just becomes a rather confusing fuck-cluster this way.

[Ellieways]

Anyone notice that between 0:10 (and prior) to 0:12, John shaved?

[MontananChica]

Your Pants is live! Yeyz!!!!!

[GryffindorSeeker88]

I'm pretty new to all things Green and I could not stop laughing! I did buy 'Paper Towns' yesterday and I'm very excited to read it. Now here I go, diving into your pants! DFTBA!

[feuerxzaku]

Pizza shirt Photobomb!

[AlexRyu101]

Are you crazy!!!!!! FIRST RULE OF TUMBLR, DO NOT TALK ABOUT TUMBLR, SECOND RULER OF TUMBLR SEE RULE NUMBER 1. You don't know who could be watching this video it could be a total blabber mouth, and we can't have that now can we

[L3XIE45]

hank, you are so awesome! looks like someone didnt forget what to be today.

[twilightfroggysings]

For my 8th grade video production class we have to do a PSA, and I got the idea to throw out to my group that we use DFTBA as an anti bullying thing. There are now three new Nerdfighters, and we are in the process of filming now.

[mouldyteabag]

That is one fine ass beard.

[TheMannis3144]

dude ! :O

shave ....

[stuartpalm]

I am interested in your view of brotherhoods in the world other than ones you are born into. Fraternities, Freemasonry, religious brotherhoods etc..

[MsYellowhippy]

It's like how Harry Potter was put in Gryffindor because that is what he chose :)

[xsfxing]

hehe its weird, at first you had the mustache and the beard. then you have the mustache. then, you're clean!!

[girlaxia]

creeper cop!

[FireAngel42]

wait wait wait but Phineas Gage had the pipe go through his frontal lobe which was why it affected his personality... that really didn't seem like the that pole was going through the frontal lobe...

[kisaia]

This made me all happy and teary-eyed.

[DivineTissueBox]

I didn't even notice the pizza mustache until you pointed it out and then it was all I could see.

[mortalangyl]

weird happens when people talk about random stuff.

FTFL

(French the freaking lama)

[MsPaperLove]

haha i got al the inside jokes

i am yet again reminded that my body...is made of awesome :)

[eminem4infinity]

FRENCH THE LLAMA, "Regular sized squid of rational debate and source citation" is the best thing, EVER!!!! it HAS to be a t - shirt!!!

please thumbs this up so john and hank can see this?! i don;t usually ever say that and i fel like a total thumbs up whore... but i really want this as a t - shirt :L

thanks dftba :DD

[PEEJ012]

@eminem4infinity YEEEEEES regular sized squid of rational debate and source citation T-shirt! everybody go thumb that idea in the top comments!!!!!

[rorhan]

I started watching you guys two months ago and I love your generosity and your wit. I don't understand a lot of your inside jokes. They aren't why I love you guys. I think you haven't been doing inside jokes cause you are welcoming new viewers and inside jokes can be... rather alienating when not involved.

[47463853]

in my case be a nerdfighter found me cause i always be one but i didnt know if it has a name :) thanks for name the thing that identify me

[TherealJurtl3]

I have to resign my job as a nerdfighter.. I have come to the realization that I am completely un-awesome, and am only a disappointment to nerdfighters everywhere. I am sorry to drag you all down. John, Hank, you guys are amazing.. But I don't think it's right for people who CAUSE world suck to be a nerdfighter.

yous truly,

nerdy, but not awesome.

[kalendesh]

@TherealJurtl3 I believe that thinking your not awesome is precisely the thing that makes you Awesome!

[TherealJurtl3]

@kalendesh Thanks, Kalen. But with all due respect, I got a taste of what it was like to be awesome. Because for a little bit, I thought I was. And then I started making videos and I was like "Wow.. I must not be nearly awesome enough to be a nerdfighter." <-- exact words I just thought of to describe what it felt when I realized I wasn't awesome. LEGIT!

[EllisaeSaeressa]

Brotherhood is about Ezio Auditore!

[TheMegasuperginger]

Can you grow a beard now, please?

[MaddhatterChannel]

Oh my God, I almost forgot to be awesome. Thanks for the reminder.

[Shaboomyourmom]

3:24.

What happened to your arm!??!?!

[radness13]

@Shaboomyourmom he doesn't know; that's why he was googling it.

[mycatsnameishoudini]

Heh. I didn't even notice your mustache.

[sockostealshearts]

i dont like the ning ;( not very welcoming to noobs

[krystoff42]

Creeper! ssssssssssss KABOOM!

[Aoitori365]

the ning is full of trolls

[shannondavis]

Today I'm hosting my first radio show named 'French the Llama'

I'll give a shoutout to John or Hank if they listen :)

[cat7megan]

Mouth Caterpiller XD xx

[saikogrrl]

Sexy mustache!

[albatross234]

Can nerd fighting occur with the senile?

hx awfully.

[saikogrrl]

"Regular sized squid of rational debate and source citation" I love it. XD

[gaara1fangirl554]

Guess what guys (and girls xP) if you go on google and type 'is' and then a space, nothing else, just is and a space, you get the suggestion 'is Hank green awsome'. Nerdfighters, we are awsome :)

[Centro256]

I will never forget to be awesome, my license plate won't let me...

[MaysFlowersNeedWater]

Your 'In Your Pants' joke made for a lot of (very funny) jokes about you and underaged girls who watch your videos, a lot. Just, FYI.

[lofa321]

i was wondering why you were holding that pizza so weirdly.

[iamnotspazzing]

Wait so are we not allowed to tell someone if they're NOT a Nerdfighter? >.<

[psychoticflick]

i spent the entire video being fascinated by the moustache

[oliv3833]

anyone else noticed that he wasent shaved at 0:00 and shaved at 0:12 ?? 

[Davejpitoacia]

@oliv3833 movie magic

[colourswift]

type "Is hank green" into google and it completes it as IS HANK GREEN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[25butterbeers]

A few days ago on the train (in Melbourne, Australia, so a place of few nerdfighters) I met a girl who was wearing the Pizza shirt!! It took us under five minutes to begin discussing the epilogue in Deathly Hallows. It was awesome.

[lunargriffin]

Everything you said "creeper" I thought of the "Pervertasaurus" video from The Onion News Network. xD

[jwitt1]

over the past year, I learned a lot about brotherhood. Brotherhood is going on a 5 year journey across the globe to restore your brothers body to its original state, and then doing it again in HD. It's sticking up for your brother when the ambiguosly asian prince guy is making short jokes. It's resisting the urge to bone that sexy mechanic neighbor who's TOTALLY coming on to you like all the time, because your brother has dibs on her. That's brotherhood.

[kewlpeepsnowman]

DEAR JOHN GREEN I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU OF SOMETHING. Yesterday during Science when I was supposed to be studing for a test, I was going to read Paper Towns, and the side with your face on it was facing up. I was starting to turn it over so i could begin reading but my friend screamed "HOLEY CRAP THATS A CUTE GUY!!!!!." and then she wouldn't let me read it because she wanted to continue to stare at the sexy-mismatched-argyle-sock-we­aring man that is you. p.s. my socks never match either.

[memory3945]

@kewlpeepsnowman This is similar to how I found out about the Nerdfighters and converted many of my friends. I saw John Greens picture on the back of paper towns, thought he was cute. (I'm not gonna lie, the glasses were a big turn on!) and remembered his name. A few days later on a internet forum I used to participate in I talked about this cute John Green fellow. One of the members introduced me to nerdfighteria. All this was 2 years ago. Lol DFTBA!

[luddiker]

@kewlpeepsnowman poop

[EbonyShadow07]

@kewlpeepsnowman Haha, holy cow! His socks totally don't match!

[jimithingjames]

< Movie Magic 3

DFTBA

[loserbiotch2]

KEEP THE COMMUNITY STRONG BY COMING TO CANADA PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. There are lots of Canadian nerdfighters, you are leaving us out ;____;

[brandieangelique]

QUESTION: I know that in the era between 1450 and 1750 the catholic church lost significant power in, well, just about every way. I also understand that it was caused by renaissance, humanism, and free thinking. However I don't understand why that is, how free thinking could cause the decline of the catholic church. So, that is my question, how the cause of the decline did in fact cause the decline. :D Also, how did the catholic church become so huge in the first place?

-B.A.M

[Shika511]

John, lately I've been watching a lot of your videos, I want I wanted to thank you. A lot of the little bits of grammar lessons you include in your videos really helped me answer ACT questions today that I would have missed otherwise. And Hank, I want to say you helped too, but honestly I already have math and science down, it's this english stuff that gets me. Not that I don't love your videos. Anyways, thank you John. DFTBA

[StormValleyStables]

Honestly, I need a normal sized squid of rational debate and source citation tee shirt like, right now.

[MudHoneyful]

LAAMME!!

[wytherwings]

more elf!

[namlhots]

Brotherhoodisaboutahellofalotm­orethansharingthesameparentalu­nits was my original user name.

I shortened it to namlhots because it was taking too long to log in.

[2010calcetines]

@namlhots That made me chuckle. =)

[UnCreativeBeliever]

Just wanted to comment you and tell you... you are awesome :) Have a great day.

[TheSuitManSings]

If I've learned anything about brotherhood recently, it's that it goes best with Assassins.

[foarks]

Creeper?

Sssss.

[MegaKabloom]

@foarks LOL Thats what i as thinking

[NuclearConvoy]

So, was it the creeper or the cop who wants to be in my pants?

[bibbeny]

Nice porn stache. Oh wait,,gone,,oh wait....movie magic!!!!

[SweetAsAStrawberry]

I was extremely excited hearing about 'Your Pants'

I was even more excited when I got 'FrenchTheLlama!' as my username :P

[cong06]

Actually, the earth beef vs moon pasta has not yet been proven. See the ning and help with the math.

[IRLBabs]

I can always hear his voice when I read his books <3

[Walkonby19]

nice Coneheads reference :)

[Kram1603]

you fixed your glasses!

good for you(:

[FuzzDog525]

hope this comment is useful :)