16 Segata Sanshiro commercial sega saturn japan

[xservintage]

He could have caught the ball, but the ball would have exploded from simply touching his powerful hands.

[Gambreol]

He could catch the ball but he chose the hard way

[ZeroX1803]

Chuck Norris and Takuma Sakazaki (Art of Figthing) are disciples of Segata Sanchiro.

[BriantheButcher7154]

that referee was killed soon after.

[Tsukasamacleod]

@BriantheButcher7154 Don't feel sorry for him, he owned a Nintendo 64.

[Henbot]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[RaidenWarriors]

Brazil's revenge~! XD

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

I'd like to see Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro in a Screw Attack Death Battle!

[DeluxeRobots]

It doesn't matter if your good at soccer Segata Sanshiro is good at being Segata Sanshiro

[SogeKami]

He shouldve beaten up the referee at the end

[Weeklyfights]

when this guy speaks Chuck Norris listens

[ImaruSama]

the referee's whereabouts remain unknown...

[diemenschmaschine100]

Now this is really epic

[jclebot]

Funny thing is, that would still be a goal because it's the line that constitutes it, not the net. And about those other adverts- what was that noise?

'...segata...... Segata!.......'

Oh.......shit....

[jewface57]

he was originally going to cross kick the ball back across the field onto the other goal, but felt he had to work on his arms instead

[Stewie1Griffin]

What we didn't see was Segata Sanshiro throwing the ref into the goal so hard they both exploded. Twice.

[renatoprofilebrazil]

Brasil vs Japan

[Beriorn]

Well, as a Dutchman my national team faced off against Japan in the 2010 world cup, and frankly I'm glad we didn't have to face Segata, we would have lost that game big time.

[ironmegallica]

referee :a lot of people died because they couldnt resist your epicness

*pulls red card to segata*

[dracosummoner]

That's garbage.

You simply cannot and do not red-card Segata Sanshiro.

[TheSegafrogz]

That referee just doesn't understand awesomeness.

[sanmigueldj]

Chuck Norris is the American Segata Sanshiro.

[Lotariio]

Segata Sanshiro kick Chuk Norris ass for not completing their video games. Segata was the master of Chuck Norris.

[Schweinsedge]

Chuck norris plays football without legs.

Segata makes goals with no balls.

[ristar600]

hell with blocking, ill just move the whole fucking net

[xainRM]

@ristar600 And get Red Flagged for it. >_O;

[xainRM]

@DetectiveTaekesi Please rage more, those forty comments you replied to me on is pretty funny failure.

[HyperIceman91]

brazil will never win as long as segata sanshiro is in goal

[MegaMegaD]

Superior!

[shad0wdrag0n117]

NO U

[Koolkitties]

FRAHNS

[Deokishisu]

Rules do not apply to Segata Sanshiro.

[Yasmar89]

Guys... you're totally misreading the situation...

...the ref is trying to send the opposing team off for daring to stand against Segata Sanshiro.

[Biby256]

Bullshit Call Ref!

[Phoenix507]

That guy never had a chance to score from the moment Segata Sanshiro was born.

[ameldia]

lol is that even against the rules in football?

[Lioyd1rving]

Screw the rules, he's too MANLY!!

[DistinctlyRandom]

you should see him when he plays football

[Aurasword90]

Just when you think you won the world cup: Who blocks the ball by moving the goal?

SEGATA MOTHERFUCKING SANSHIRO

[IronicExpectations]

The crowd agrees. That ref is asking for a judo flip.

[elrapido5150]

I think that the soccer commercials are the best ones.

[SupremeDominator]

only he couldve blocked that from being a goal

[richardmaudsley77]

That was one very slow football. Or was segata sanshiro slowed down so we could see his awesome plan in action?

[seraphim123]

actually, from his point of view, we all move in slow motion.

[majinkevinci]

segata do a judo throw to the fucking referee

[kingspine]

I wish I could solve all my problems with a judo throw.

[arkivezero]

omfg lmao

so amazing

[MyraiTrunks]

wow that's why we (brazil) lost the cup

[Megaman22xx]

Well at least he didn't took out the referee.

[Jvct3579]

So that's why we have lost that World Cup. >_>

[StarforceOnAir]

"You'll kick the kick of panelty, you then miiiiiss... 'Cause his lifted the GOAL!!"

Sega Saturn, SHIRO!!

[ArAnDoMbONeR]

ippon!

[TheNdoki]

OMG he's the new/old chuck norris!

[GoGo2]

Chuck Norris is only a spawn of Segata Sanshiro.

[JAYWALKERS3000]

@GoGo2 other way around.... :3 segata sanshiro controls chuck norris with a sega saturn controller

[KingZolem]

@GoGo2 Which is impressive since Chuck Norris is about 30 years older.

[diabolicscheme]

ugh, thanks, you just ruined it for me

[KoruKinshi]

There *is* a new commercial w/Segata Sanshiro promoting the new Rambo game in Japan. So it proves he didn't die. n.n He just came back after many years in space.

[XKaiminalX]

He came crashing into the earth after the explosion, and he became RAMBO!

[EVA01X]

And then Rambo was kidnapped by evil Nazi's and turned into a Cyborg Grasshopper/Human Hybrid who escapes and fights for Justice!

You see? Its a Cycle.

[KakkoiGranXiongmao]

Does anyone know how many comercials he made?

[kagome616]

segata is dead... lucky for chuck xD

[DehnusNorder]

Segata can't die ;), like Invader Zim's Santa, he lives on... IN SPACE! Gathering strength until every Christmas he beats up people who didnt play enough SEGA back when they still made consoles. That is why Chuck Noriss hides around Christmass. He knows Segata will own him big time!

[looker999997]

Chuck Norris has met his match

[SaibotPT]

Chuck Norris is no match for Segata Sanshiro

[Ravalin]

The next scene he rips the red card and throws the ref out of orbit.

[Ironman1o1]

Sanshiro is going to have to eat the ref now.

[ThaMasterHand]

PURE OWNAGE!!!

[HigureCommando]

Awesome.

[ididyomomma108]

LOL

[train1ng]

fuck brazil fuck japan fuck sega

Argentina Rlz

Nitendo Rlz

[fockafilmes]

seleção brasileira vs japao?

[peruanoscrew]

I played that game is still awesome and fun to play

[aims771]

god this guys the shit lol

[chaheese]

Segata doesn't get red cards...That referee better play sega saturn or he's a dead man.

[rei336]

You can't make a better play than that!

[nonchan06]

ultimate play!!

[djshefu]

LOL what the fcuk