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  • Haha sure, the video's terribly dated, but the message is a good one. :) More people need to think what their jumping into.

  • Hahahaha. Poor Eileen...

  • marys dad is hunting for jeff after their second date to kick his ass

  • sex is not a sin... if everyone is happy i don't see the problem? : D

  • i came up in the sixties, did more than my part to explode myth, started to watch this for grins,it was pandoras box, not realy funny either, most myth has a basis in origin, the world was a better place,or rather the human race was a more noble,if less wise creature ,now as we find ourselves nearing legislation for mandatory crossdressing and compulsory hot sex classes in the grade schools,im feeling the wisdom of my years!

  • We all know a guy like Jeff. One minute he's looking in your eyes, and the next, he has the nerve to get 'close' to you.

  • wow, they make attempted rape seem so tame in the 50s

  • . . .doesn't the mother's response seem, well, a little psycho? O.o. . .as if she's trying to preserve her daughter for god, like Carrie's mother tried to do to her. . .if you ask me, a night of fun seems a lesser evil when compared to the fiery nightmare that could very well happen when a confused young woman isnt able to express her HUMAN EMOTIONS {which shouldnt ever be wrong to begin with} </3 women have it tough

  • It's a wonder how we procreated as a race at all - with all the guilt and shame we have wrapped around a little "in-out, in-out."

  • Mary looks 25 or 30 years old...

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  • Wow ! What an ingrate . He gave her a ride in his Batmobile and she still wouldn't give it up.

  • There are more than 50 STD's that men or women can carry with no symptoms. Men often get caught when their wife goes in for a blood profile or pap smear. Oh, Mrs Jones, the doctor will say, you have internal vaginal sores. The wife, being faithful, knows her husbands is a carrying many STD's and has been cheating on her. Happens all the time.

  • You know, if you refuse sex from a guy today, he wouldn't apologize. He'd just dump you and find an extremely desperate girl.

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  • Lawl. Mary's mom was probably a skanky flapper.

  • @whatevr192 rofl

  • The mother in this film seems like a real "know all".

  • @hpmc9.outstanding.the sanest and sadly truest posting yet..

  • is mary related to burt lancaster?she,s a voice double of him..

  • Why do teenagers look older in the 1950's? Or is it just the actors are older? People did seem to look older 40/50 years ago.

  • She wanted to get "Pressed" like the latest news...

  • This is the girl from the 1953 menstruation video. So shes about 18 here.

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  • Mary looks like she's in her 30's, why is she still living at home?

  • Uagh! It's so annoying. Why don't they just say it. They were horny.

  • you dont tell yur mom this shit . geeezzz

  • @tiraluvr941 but then again u do

  • It's so much easier if she'd just put out. I mean if she really loves him, she would, right? LOL

  • Valuing yourself never is old fashioned. Maybe a films like this may be passe now. But your 1st time only happens once. :)

  • Jerry's pretty cute. Anyone got his number?

  • This feeling can grow....LMFAO!!!! <--- Insert Own Dirty Thought.

  • Also 2wingo, there were no girls named Ashley, Madison, Brianna, Kayla, or Taylor back in the 50s. Madison and Taylor are (and still are) common last names; regardless of any decade.

  • Lots of blue balls in the 50's!!!!

  • What's a social more?

  • Respond to this video... something you do in a social situation that you always want MORE of

  • @4mySweetheart369 pronounced "more-ray", it's bascially a standard or accepted custom/behavior

  • @xxmyposeurgirlxx thanks! 

  • 1 womb 1 heart 1 love 1 life 1 legacy 1 respect 1 law 1 justice 1 mother 1 earth 1 cow 1 sow 1 ewe

  • @TheAnnafisher ...1 me

  • Jeff is like "UGH I hate Marge and Stew"

  • and then things seemed to happen....until we nearly.....well it was so close...suddenly I realized what we were about to do: (insert random verb)

  • so damn dramatic

  • Yeah yeah, but it sounds better saying "dead" than "super old and pissing themselves."

    Poor Jeff, poor poor Jeff.

  • If a girl runs away from me like that, what am I supposed to do about it? I dunno, I'll think about it over a Coke at the drive-in burger hop.

  • lets face it, neither the culture of the 1950s, nor our culture with the Maury Show, have rly simplified matters for adolescents. The 1950s was a culture based on repressing almost all sexual instincts until marriag. Very well and good, it worked for many generations before then. But people stopped marrying at the age of 18 ever since our culture became urbanized in the 1920s. so standards grew looser. Very well and good. But nowadays teen pregnancy, while lower than in the 80s, is too high

  • I love Marys dress...

  • Haha, lets all make fun of the antiquated values of self-control and self-respect. After all, the way we are doing it now is so much better, since condoms never break, STDs are 100% preventable and we can just kill the unborn kid if something does go wrong. And kids are so much happier, hardly having to be medicated at all!

  • @Rick951 ok if you insist :) 

  • @Rick951 well, to be fair the back street abortions and repression were'nt much better than nowadays.

  • Who the fuck tells their parents when they've almost gotten laid?

  • @MeowMorrigan I don't know, but some people can hear their parents getting laid.

  • @MeowMorrigan yea really

  • @MeowMorrigan

    I do! XD

  • @MeowMorrigan This parent has a child that has because we talk with our teenager.  We are open with our teen. I agree with Rick951 although these ideas may seem antiquated at times the methods of communication may seem absurd, but talking to our children about sex and being open and honest about the consequences of our actions in our sexual choices making no subject taboo with our teen will help our kids make wise choices in the future.

  • Nice try mom but Marion can't control herself, give her a box of condoms so you won't end up taking care of your grandkid.

  • @ds41980 ha ha brilliant what a great observation of modern life so true!

  • "Mom, is it usual for motels to rent rooms by the hour?"

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone yes Dear, in my day they were rented by the half hour and that included a meal.

  • "Mom, what's a golden shower? Jeff wants to try that next."

  • Guy who grew up in the 40s said before he went on a date his mother would always tell him to "be sure to always Stay Calm". That was the extent of his sexual education.

  • I really didn't see the whole film in order to comment. All I know is that Jeff did something to Mary that really got her upset. Did Jeff try to go too far with her? I'll have to see whole film again before I comment further.

  • I think that Jeff tried to have sex with her. She should have told him to hit the road. No wonder she's upset..

    Now let's move up 53 years later. Mary gets pregnant. Jeff cheated on her. They both go on the Maury show for both a paternity and a lie detector test.

  • this sounds just like the conversations that i have with my mother about my emotions...

  • I hope Mary wasn't supposed to be a teenager. lol Her bedroom, btw, looks like the bedroom of that Snob special. I think McGraw did that too.

  • what about jeff's blue balls? tease

  • Sheesh, what did Jeff do...touch her ponytail?

  • Teenage angst sure didn't have the umph it does today back in the 50's....

  • @MyBandNameWasTaken I know, its all about "kill me" or "i hate this world", what happened to aggression!

  • the truth.

  • I'd go pretty far with Jeff..

  • note the placement of the flower at 1:19. in traditional flower language it means she is still pure, but available, lol!

  • HER mother looks like bloody........Whatever Happened To baby Jane ? person

  • Holy smokes! What could have possibly happened in that parked car that lead to such an existential crisis!? It's like they are both going to commit suicide because he touched her breast over her bra, camisole, blouse AND wool sweater.

  • "The out come can be guilt and frustation" Yaaa dont bother to tell her she can get knocked up, just a slight problem.

  • Well, when you suck off the entire team, and swallow, to boot, you're going to feel a little queasy. A little Pepto will put you right as rain.

  • If these strong feelings lead you to behaving unwisely, you'll surely never get Jeff to marry you. After all, he's only after one thing: getting to accidentally brush your lady bits with his arm. After that, all he'll do is brag to his friends down at the soda shop about how he had his way with you. Now is that what you want, Mary? Use your best judgment, and you'll land a husband for sure.

  • So, did anything actually happen in the car? The way she tells it, they parked the car, she had feelings of warmth she couldn't repress with bible verses and patriotism, so they drove home in a huff. And boy was Jeff sorry after that!

    It's okay though, these people are almost certainly dead by now.

  • @DaiReborn Actually, they're probably around 68 now

  • @DaiReborn This was only 1958, these people are probably in their 70's. :)

  • @DaiReborn Well except for the adults in this film, they are either REALLY old or dead...true!!

  • This is the best thing I have seen on YouTube for months. Thank GOD you found these. I love this!

  • "Mary, I just wanted to say I'm sorry...that I thought you might be 'that kind of girl' when I heard that your parents were Democrats and would allow someone like me to even date you ...

    'Mixed signals' is what I'm saying Mary...I mean either your family is down with the whole miscegenation thing or your not ...I mean have you read Phillip Roth's 'Portnoy's Complaint'?"

  • These videos are great! I recognize some of it is a little outdated however the basic messages are still true.

  • Mary and mom are somehow the same age.

  • When all is said and done, the film's message (make decisions with your brain, not your gonads) is still a pretty good one.

  • @2wingo Gonna have to go with this 100% Can't tell you how many times my nutsack has almost left me broke, beaten, and miserable. Too bad we didn't have these videos in our public school. Probably wouldn't have so many messed up kids like we have now or a 50% divorce rate.

  • Actually... it has some pertinence for today's young people -p

    That man's posture is appalling !

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  • This was made in the days before the birth control pill was available via prescription, and when women kept it VERY hush-hush if they even owned diaphragms. The message that women ought to be ashamed of having a sex drive/taking responsibility for their sexual health was even more rampant than it is today.

    Even today, we hold up teen pregnancy as the worst possible result of sex. Never mind that AIDS is just as easy to come by, and that WILL KILL YOU.

  • Mary is a lesbian.

  • Is it just me or would Jennifer Saunders be perfect to play the mother.

  • I think my grandpa actually has that book they show in the beginning. He collects books like that.

  • You know, this is pretty applicable to youths today. About grappling with emotions and physicals responses and good judgement. I think that this film was WAY ahead of its time.

  • they were talkin like she died

  • "Mary, you are a WHORE!"

  • sextalk i got:mom makes fun of me, i never go near boys

  • this is so not the sex talk i got...

  • OK, boys-- never ask a girl for anal sex on the first date!

  • @CEOkiller what about the second date

  • Wow. What a healthy mother-daughter relationship. If I told my mother me and a boy nearly had sex she'd beat me silly..

  • @Pippychan Sorry to hear that. Your parents are the ones you *should* be able to talk to about anything. After all, they know you better than you do yourself. Hope your relationship with her gets better.

  • @wannawatchu66: Some conservative families like to pretend that sex never happens ... so for some of us (ME) it's hard to talk to our families about those types of subjects.

  • oh no mother i think im a whore and jeff was upset cus im a old cow!

  • Wow, alot of people should watch this and take it seriously.

  • "social morals" shouldn't have to be personal morals. Nothing is wrong with sex.

  • EVERYBODY: Deny your natural instincts. God hates it when humans have joy. Sex is evil! Fear your bodies. Living in ignorance and guilt are blessings from heaven!

    Amen.

  • @SchmedleyDoRight  Unfortunately, there's a lot of truth to your sarcasm. I can definitely see how one would come away with a point of view like this, the way some churches are (not all).

  • thank God for gay aids and whores and diseases....you bimbos have no concept of anything decent..may the whore usa have more sex diseases...

  • @doomedamerica sounds like you need to get laid more my friend :)

  • @doomedamerica Camel jockey

  • the only reason abstinence is so promoted, is because of the FEAR of getting pregnant, RESPONSIBLE SEX is the answer, not abstinence.

  • @darkiz7 Wow ever hear of Venereal diseases professor ? How bout AIDS ?

  • @matrix49A Ever heard of condoms mr bible belt? Im talking about responsible sex fucking jesus freak

  • Wow, Jeff, next you're going to try and hold her hand. Control your urges man!!!

  • I keep expecting to have the mom pull out a toy and say, "Here dear, these help. And here's a book and educational film on how to use it. I'm going to bed. Good night."

  • He touched me on my Pee Pee and it felt good mother...I'm so ashamed. 

  • @AmericanSoapBox Pee Pee ? your such a fag

  • tmc ... one stop for me

  • Adrien Brody?

  • They were so naive in the fifties. Now everyone knows when a woman has had enough affection. One hour of foreplay, one hour of his going down on her, three hours of sex with at least 5 orgasms for the woman, one hour of cuddling . After which you send the guy out for Chinese food. If he wants to eat some of the food you send him home, this is enough affection for the time being.

  • This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male 45-54

    Female 45-54

    Male 55-64

    Golly gee, I'm half that age and I'm still watching this! Goodness!

  • hey, is that Tony Perkins?

  • physical urges vs. reason; which will win?

  • sorry, I couldn´t watch it all- so did she do him or not? Did she find out he´s impotent? or they was she just disapointed that he wanted to do it in car instead of ordering hotel room before hand??

  • See, if sex ed in schools was more about emotions and emotional consequences than the mechanics of having sex we'd probably see a lot fewer girls with no self respect wondering round.

  • I bet the thing that was about to happen was a French kiss xD

  • in those days poor women had children if they had sex. you guys are joking with serious things, they couldn't study and had to marry and stay at home with a bunch of kids shouting! :)

  • Jeff has a good line. Let's see if he nails her in part 2.

  • i had the same problems with Jeff too, but i kicked his ass.

  • "First, well it all seems quite a lark"....yep, that's right Mary, get your pants off and lets lark around, hee, these films are so entertaining.

  • Why are all the girls named mary????

  • @chaoticpix93 It was a very popular name in the 50's.

  • @2wingo I mean, in all these old videos... it's funny...

  • She led him on then asked to go home...COCKTEASE!

  • This movie shows a time when sexual morality was something important, because people understood that true happiness comes from doing things the right way. Nowadays it's assumed that young people will have sex with countless others and be involved with porn. But they are left empty, not fulfilled. Using the values in this show is a recipe for success.

  • @phil8888 First of all, I think promiscuity is really not as rampant as you think it is. Second, what "right way" are you talking about? Human sexuality has had thousands of variations from the beginning of time, and societal and cultural attempts to curb or control or normalize it have always failed. Thirdly, fulfillment and success are things that come from within, not from other people. They can help you but they can't do it for you.

    So in short chill out and stop judging "young people."

  • @llcdrdndgrbd Well said for #2. Foucault's "History of Sexuality" is a good read, as is anything post-Freud.

  • @llcdrdndgrbd I do not doubt that there are many societal values. Monogamy has traditionally been valued, as has male-female marriage. The human person is configured a certain way. Think of the woman who believes she is sexually liberated but whose heart is nonetheless broken when a man uses her sexually then abandons her. Think too of our need for long lasting relationships. These desires stem from innate tendencies. Attempts at ignoring them will only lead to unhappiness :)

  • @phil8888 Monogamy and male-female relationships have been traditionally valued by CERTAIN traditions, not all, and personally I don't think there's just one way to happiness. I believe in taking responsibility for sex. That doesn't necessarily mean being abstinent until marriage. Think of the state marriage is in this country; any sexual relationship makes one vulnerable, and marriage is not a foolproof way to eliminate those vulnerabilities. But I actually think this video is sort of sweet.

  • "It's not that I think you're that kind of a girl ....." in which case it would have been just fine! Why do I remain so very unimpressed with the so-called moral 1950's?

  • Gee , any thought about a way Fred could be a lawyer and look after his baby? Seems we make it possible for single women, why not a man who's trying to be responsible?

  • It was so sweet when people thought about moral standards before getting involved.

    Children grow up too fast today under so much pressure.

  • How Much Affection Does A Man Need For Erection?

  • Hey, this isn't Mystery Science Theater 3000!

    :D

  • i'm lol'ing at all these comments but you know, those are some very good reasons not to fuck before the pill was invented.

  • "Oh Mother...I wanted to get laid! I'm so ashamed!" *cry*

  • @redpyrocat well, i guess things are different nowadays compared to 1958.

  • @kakliza lol, that's true. I guess that's why this video is so funny, it's VERY dated.

  • lol @ 4.30 "this feeling can grow into a love that will last. This is the way happy marriages are built."

    Pregnancy tends to do that.

  • He touched my boobie!

  • This has the best acting of any of these I've seen.

  • Mary seems 45! and her mother 80....

  • @mipmipmipmipmip & you write like you're 12 & your mother 24

  • mom needs to blink her eyes a bit more..

  • the mother's funny............lol sooooo dramatic!

  • "You're the nicest girl I've ever met, and I sure would like another chance to get in your pants..."

  • and today, the film would be telling kids how great it is for mary to have a black baby, and how much diversity it gives her family

  • i am glad that mary didn't trun jeff into a zombie

  • Mary looks like she's 35.

  • @store275 It's strange how much younger teenagers look today...even when I look at pictures of my graduating class of 2005 and compare them with the youth of today, we look so much older!

  • @phoxybrown It's called childish

  • @store275 Proto-cougar?

  • @store275 you're right, mary looks like an old hosed out , middle aged skank. It's damn lucky her mother gives her frequent bedside Doctoral Dissertations on abnormal psychology

  • Mary is quite the hussy showing off her shoulder blades like that.

  • 2:59 mom's pissed the hell off xD

  • Barbara's gonna be ecstatic when she hears that her perfect neighbour Helen is a cheap floozy.

  • bummer ....... if a woman does the funky chicken with a guy , then there's the possibility of a baby popping out of her body down the road. If you're gonna do it, better have a life and some money.

  • This is a very Freudian kind of attitude towards the subject. This conflict between "reason" and "emotion". Between your intentions and your unconscious intuitions.

    Georg Groddeck would laugh, I suppose.

  • yes, getting sexual advice from a parent is still the quickest, surest way of immediately killing your sex drive.

    Mom: "Just give in to your desires dear. You'll have plenty of time to be cold and bitter once you're married."

  • "Hows that for a shotgun affair" Haha

  • Thank god they didn't end up kissing - that would have been disastrous.

  • Starting at about 6:50 in the film.... Wow, we've been together all evening..., and .....Lets SCREW....!!

    God, people were sexually deprived in the 1950's

  • Wow have things changed. Today people are devoid of any sense of shame. I like this video. Some things never change. The truth taught here is still true.

  • Why are the boys in these old films always called "Jimmy" or "Jeff"?