Chicken in a Biskit

[XxautumnemoxX]

im eating chicken in a bisket!

[SimplyEpic17]

MSG....so THAT explains why I can't stop eating them.....

[Moreoff]

Would that be minute "quantities" BTW? ;-) 2:29

As the dehydrated chicken particulate and MSG are topically applied to the surface of this product, it should be aptly renamed; Chicken ON a biskit

[GVPTheRevenge]

oh...

[HackerGuitarist]

.. do you actually have gainfull employment ?

[thepeteris]

@HackerGuitarist *gainful

And, yep! Sure do.

[1pizzaparty1]

you don't have any jokes about chicken in a biskit either.

[BanaBananza]

You're gonna get famous soon c: And when that happens, youtube will pay you. And when youtube pays you, you'll have more money for amazing cameras and microphones! :D and when that happens.. you'll be superfamous and have awesome videos C: (not that you don't already) :D

[thepeteris]

@BanaBananza Youtube does already pay me, just not very much. Which is fine, I have enough money anyway, I just do this because it's fun.

Oh, and thanks!

[BanaBananza]

@thepeteris :O YAY! :D I bet one day, you're gonna make some amazingly mind-blowing video and its gonna go viral and everyone will know who you are :D Good Luck! :)

[mixitashix]

i hope this is what you do with everything you eat. i've never seen someone analyze a box of biscuits so well. this should be an infomercial.

[TheRydog100]

Why yes! I have been a Chicken in a Biscuit! I am now drawn in because of this introduction and will now watch this video because it relates to me!

[TheEditingShop]

I find that after I watch a video of yours Peter, I catch myself just staring at the screen, enthralled. Only because the things you say are quite heavy and appear to have been thought out quite carefully, as opposed to the 6-minute-long un-edited and spontaneous pales of mindless drivel that some others put out.

[thepeteris]

@TheEditingShop Thanks! I try.

[emmfan09]

I always think about all the graphic designers and illustrators who end up creating uninspired box art. But I'd also like to hope that maybe one of the marketing guys (because we are in this male-dominated society) who maybe took an art class in undergrad as an elective had to come up with some sort of strategy, drew this bird and somehow it stuck.

[theya1992]

You know how sometimes people post a single line that they found particularly funny to emphasis how humorous they thought it was? Yeah, I do that too. And I would have done that here... but every time I was half-way through a line you said something even funnier than before. So there you go. No line for you. There was just too much funny. :P

Also, on the topic of suspicious chicken, I once ate a piece of BEEF jerky, the ingredients of which included "mechanically separated chicken".

[thepeteris]

@theya1992 A slim jim?

Oh and thanks!

[TopHatKitty]

I used to really like those when I was a kid. Now that I think of the taste and texture again it just sounds kind of icky.

[ceetor1110]

Homerun. Several hilarious moments... My two favorites being your Black-Mark-Twain-esque voice, and the sexist comment. Actually, the whole idea of the intro/hook thing was great. Took me back to da Kriz days.

Peter, I miss the videos.And why is it that once I finally catch up on all your videos, you have to go and post a book review of a book I may read 4 months from now? It pains me to know that if I die in the next 4 months, I will not have had the pleasure of viewing all of your videos.

[thepeteris]

@ceetor1110 In the video I posted on January first I notified you of the book I'd be reading then talking about. You had a month to read it. If you'd rather not miss the next one too, then this months book is "The Singularity is Near"- Ray Kurzweil. And don't say you don't have time. If you don't read it, it's because you chose to do other things instead. And that's fine.

But yeah, thanks.

[genericfirstname]

For the record the rest of the world is generally frightened by the mystery ingredients in processed US food. It's not to say we don't have mystery ingredients in our own food, it's just that we find yours scarier.

[mymarblesandme]

Why is it spelt biskit and not biscuit? Did the happy chicken do the spelling?

[LaDementedCookie]

chicken FLAVOUR in a biskit

[hopeonatenspeed]

i want to be in a biscuit.

[raidonthestadiar]

Here is a thing I am going to say - on the subject of not making a point about animal rights because you do not think it wrong to eat them or to breed them to be eaten - a lot of people who think themselves ethically obligated to not eat animals more have a problem with the torture the animals are put through, not the fact that they are dead/the fact that they were not free.

[raidonthestadiar]

@raidonthestadiar Pointing this out 'cause that to me is the same as when people are like, for instance, adamantly pro death penalty just on philosophical grounds, but never say anything about what makes more sense in practice (like how many innocent people are executed vs. how many murderers doing life w/out parole escape prison, that sort of thing). See what I'm saying yo? Your statement of opinion on the edible animals matter ignores a big part of the issue, is what I be saying.

[msezyrider]

ahh shiat, u crack me up. fanku. eating that shit is wrong town.

[msezyrider]

@msezyrider wtf utube jus made me type a code to voice my opinion. wrong town.

[Friendswobenefits]

Peter understands that sex sells.

[coralinehope]

I love your videos and you!!!! I love how you say " were going to pop that colour on " <3

[thepeteris]

@coralinehope I read this right after you left it, and was confused, but blamed it on being tired. But now I am not tired, and am still confused.

[coralinehope]

@thepeteris [2/8/11 12:21:30 AM] Caroline Williams: I think I'll copy and paste weird comments from the makeup tutorials and post them elsewhere.

[misstaramcmahon]

but.. they are delicious

[Justtubed]

Sell out

[TheMinuteVlog]

I have been a chicken and I have been in a biskit, but I have never been a chicken in a biskit.

[thepeteris]

@TheMinuteVlog 2/3 is pretty good.

[ShmoNerd]

.... It's not even real chicken....

[taylahboone]

Heck yea, I could draw a friggin Chicken in a Biskit so fierce it'd knock ya socks off.

[thepeteris]

@taylahboone Nah, it's physically impossible. Only guys can do it. Your boobs would get in the way.

[taylahboone]

@thepeteris OHHHH that's why I haven't been able to write or draw my whole life!

[sadtoot]

this is better than "laura".

actually, it's better than laura.

[thepeteris]

@sadtoot YES I WIN!!!!!!!

[johnetie]

I prefer garlic Triscuits which are far superior to those crackers. If you insist on whoring at least do it for a quality product. Otherwise this was top quality whoring.

[RatherBeSmiling]

What? A paucity of poultry? Chicken in a Biskit joins a host of misleading products: gummi worms, baby oil, Girl Scout cookies...

[straightfromschool]

A whole dehydrated cooked chicken breeded for our viewing pleasure. Only for 50 cents, nice.

[wolfganggangwolfe]

Could you draw a dehydrated cooked chicken?

[supersharayah]

Chicken in a Biskit.

I feel like they have an oddly, good flavor?

I think I'm neutral... I haven't had them in awhile.

[thepeteris]

@supersharayah Yeah, nothing amazing, but a perfectly satisfactory snack cracker.

[fecklessman]

after watching the rest of the video, i just gotta say... i love you, peter. you are the shirley to my laverne.

[fecklessman]

paused at 1:54 to give a very simple answer to the question of why chicken is so far down the list: because that other stuff makes the biskit. without the wheat, etc., the chicken would have no biskit in which to be.

[thepeteris]

@fecklessman Very true. If there was more chicken then biscuit, it'd have to be called Biskit in a Chicken. *goes off to find chickens and feed them biscuits*

WAIT

What if I fed a chicken, some Chicken in a Biskit? Then I would have...

Chicken in a Biskit in a Chicken

And you could then kill that chicken, and then put it in a biskit...

[fecklessman]

@thepeteris i believe we've just inadvertently stumbled upon a potentially profitable business venture, mr. the.

[elizziebooks]

I need to find this magical creation.

[NessaR12]

when you said that you would be stoked to be in a biskit i immediately imagined someone shooting you, leaving you out in the sun until you were wrinkled and shriveled up enough to look like ThePeter jerky and then throwing you into a dehydrated meat processing machine(i don't even know if they have those) to be sliced and shredded to bits until you were good enough to be mixed in with the rest of the ingredients.

[maddie09er]

I don't have any jokes about wheat thins either.

It scares me that the dehydrated chicken used is actually hundreds of years old, as you have just thoroughly convinced me.

But hey, for 50 cents, good deal. :)

[alliteration1247]

OMG NABISCO IS PAYING YOU. I'm commenting so many times because I'm in like a cafe with crappy cafe internet. Aww you just said that nabisco is paying you... now it's no fun anymore. I should be studying for evolution.

[alliteration1247]

Isn't dehydrated chicken chicken jerky?

[alliteration1247]

"and to have sex with if you like them as sex pets."

[thepeteris]

@alliteration1247 Yeah, I see nothing wrong with that.

[lauradoestheastro]

I think you could have gone with the basic presentation opening. Ya know, "Uh...hi. My name is Peter. I did mine on Chicken in a Biskit."

[lauradoestheastro]

YOU SAID BREAST. hehehehehe

[thepeteris]

@lauradoestheastro AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

[alliteration1247]

LATELY you just always have your mark twain voice on even just a little bit. ITS SO FUNNY.

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-Haha that is one stoked chicken.

-"Breeded"? haha, sorry, it's just that you don't mess up, especially w/ words, very often. So I have to have fun with it while I can XD

-Wow... those are HEALTHY #SarcasmIsFun

-Hahaha @3:27-3:31

-50 cents?! O.O Daaang

Mmm, I love Wheat Thins, AND THE PETER doesn't have a joke about them? I'm shocked ;D

*Hugs*

<3 Candace

P.S. I have NEVER seen this in an actual store...

I have to ask... Does it taste good??? At all? I kinda doubt it.

[thepeteris]

@iLeaveYouWithHugs Yeah, they actually aren't bad at all. Well worth 50 cents!

[VickiLuLa]

In an effort to find out who drew the chicken on the box I found out that Nabisco produces a full line of Biskets.... Few are available in the us though, which makes me sad since I would love to try bacon or nacho biskets. (go to wiki to find out more)

(Also sponsored by Nabisco)

[CarylCake]

Mmm, tasty chicken knee....

[MrApollonian]

I kinda love how I can never tell how serious you are. It brings new dimensions to just how ironic one person can be.

[thepeteris]

@MrApollonian Secretly, I can never tell how serious I am either. I used to know. But for a while now, I just have ideas and I do things, and don't question my intent.

[bonjourelisa]

i really enjoy how food is the topic of conversation in a lot of your videos and how you analyze almost every aspect of it.

[WatchingMatthew]

These biscuits sound terrible, I would not want to try them.

I'm sure I would be twitching or even worse growing a new limb from consuming this?

[thepeteris]

@WatchingMatthew Nah, they actually are alright. Everything can be made to look gross if you think about the ingredients too much.

[WatchingMatthew]

@thepeteris Are you sure? Chicken in a biscuit just doesn't sound very appealing to me...

[MissKriekentaart]

We, Europeans, don't have Chicken in a Biskit. We're sophisticated. Sort of.

[lonesomemajor]

Yes, wheat thins are the bane of the comedy world. That and ring binder folders. Short of making a very poorly thrown together 'your mom' joke (something I'd never do), you can't get much out wheat thins.

I think this is the video of yours I understand the most. It's the most straight forward I've seen.

[MigdalaVered]

I've always called Wheat Thins ass crackers. I've never eaten ass... neither donkey nor other variety. But I assume if someone were to take a dump and not clean their ass, then have it sliced off and prepared into a cracker... Wheat Thins would be the result.

I picture the chicken on the box rolling around in his biscuit. LAAAAALALA! IMMA CHICKY IN A BICCY! WEEEEEEE! Sometimes he wears it like a cape and goes on all sorts of adventures. Oh, chicky. You so fun.

[Nykface]

Those are really good snack crackers though. I think you should draw a bottle of oil happy to be in a biscuit.

[RogueBlueJay]

I find this video hilarious, but I've given up analyzing the 'point' behind your videos!