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  • Funny

  • who does that?

  • -------pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaas-----

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    -------i can'tttttttttttttt find ittttttttttttttttt-----

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  • @turok21y I want it too.!!

  • @turok21y +1

  • xD 

  • Don't smoke. Or an odd looking woman will shout in your face.

  • Definitivamente esta chica es de las mias, she is my hero !!!! I hate smoke and cigars!!!

  • how do those '90 people' comments get likes?

  • She's a banshee! Kill it with fire!...or smoke!

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  • @WinstonMan1000 YAAAA RON PAUL WOOOOO

    AMERICAAAAA FUCK YEEEAAA

  • lol

  • Anyone know this song, title or artist? I haven't gotten any hits using the lyrics.

  • HAHAHAHAH!!!!! AWESOME!! <3

  • GIGALIKE

    ;)

    

  • i tried this around lindsey lohan and she dropped her cigarette. after that day...everyone knew her as fire crotch

  • Being a smoker for 5 of my youthful years i am fortunate to have found it is the worst route to run and remember you are ALONE. When it comes to quitting the addiction you are not alone... People use patches, medications, you name its been tried. I am here to let you know one thing if you have NOT given thought into the electronic cigarette as a safer alternative THEN you are missing out on a valuable option in which helps millions including myself.

  • Cunt

  • fuuuuuuuking funnnyyyyyyyy ahahahhahahahhaha

  • i know someone that look exactly like her o.o

  • watch?v=dZP_ISrzJGQ

  • LMAO :D

  • i just wet my pants

  • omg :D poor guy XD

  • "Hou het leuk. Hou het rookvrij." is dutch and it means "Keep the fun. Keep the smoke." How the hell is that anti-cigarette?

  • @MeanGreenSmoknMachin rookvrij ain't 'smoke' but more 'without smoke' ... vrij is free

  • @MeanGreenSmoknMachin No it says keep it fun keep it smoke free

  • lawl i dont get it ha?

  • there is more fucking shit from cars than cigarettes

  • @Wedz83 the difference being only a twat like you would breathe in the fumes of an exhaust pipe?

  • hahaha thats funny!!!

  • Good for her. I hate 2nd hand smoke!!! LOL

  • @TimNP61278 2nd hand smoke smells and tastes horrible.. You should try the real thing! Tastes like steak & gravy.

  • @BruisedEyeSockets - How about no... I'm not gonna go wasting money on a pack a cigs!! I'd rather get a $5 DVD or a gallon of orange juice/milk, or a loaf a bread, everyday for the rest of my life, than buy a pack everyday, and kill my lungs and/or my heart. Not only that, but I'd hate to lose the ablitiy to laugh at people... especially when they are trying to demean me with food jokes, because I'm of a certian size. so Nahhhh!! :-P~

  • @TimNP61278 Well. I guess what I'd like to say is do what you please. Wasn't trying to demean you, just give a 2nd opinion. Like, anything is bad in excess (eating, drinking, video games..) but in MODERATION it's a different game. People have seemed to have lost concept of moderation. I smoke every now and then just as I'd treat myself to expensive food or a fine wine. Everything kills you, it just depends on how fast you let it.

  • @BruisedEyeSockets - Well, maybe you should have thought out a more exceptional reply to my first post, because I have never smelt a cigarette that smelled like what you are reffering to. Grape, cherry & strawberry cigars, sure, but steak and gravy?? I'll believe that when they also have LICKABLE WALLPAPER and FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS from Willy Wonka! Btw, what has moderation of have to do with my original post of someone making someoen else swallow and choke on their cigeratte?? I don't get it.

  • @TimNP61278 Oh the whole pack a day thing doesn't apply to every smoker. Neither does killing your heart or lungs. Not even a majority. Sorry for the confusion, Mr. Comedian.. And what I reffered to was a sarcastic simile to how great cigarettes taste. Especially organics.. Mmmm..

  • thumbs up for creepy look.

  • I drive elephants.

  • Wow...I knew we are weird but do we make these kind of stupid commercials? Seriously the Netherlands? Seriously?

  • That's happened to me before.

  • Smoking is not a joke whatsoever

  • ciggs kill dont smke nasty shit..................smoke natural good tasting kushh

  • stupid... but yeah smoking kills.

  • Lololololol

  • What a cunt. No honestly, who's being more obnoxious here, the smoker or the loud menstruating bitch?

  • @ThePaulpFiction The smoker who blew smoke in her face. I'd be pissed at him too.

  • when the say inhale they don't mean that.

  • anyone else notice the white lighter? o.o

  • anyone else notice the white lighter? o.o

  • Woah............what-d-yell...­...... :O

  • I fucking dare some bitch to yell that way when i light up, i will punch her in her face so hard she will shit blood.

  • Guy is butt-ugly, smoker or non-smoker

  • @Toocrazyforthisworld LMFAO  i agree. lol

  • Anyone els notice how bullshit this ad is? Its not possible, i say its just not possible for a woman to be outside the kitchen.

  • that video  was funny so funny

  • @RobertHolik imagine how crazy and loud it would be xD.

  • Fuck smoking around her!

  • i think she's pretty hot

  • That's the reason why if you see a uncool bitch, like the one in this video, that is ugly from not having a cigarette, you're not supposed to compromise your smoking coolness by giving her the privilege of sitting near to her

    Any off-ramp tramp like that will always fail to appreciate sexy smoking coolness

    She'll eventually get hit by lightning, then her head will be smoking & everybody will be repulsed by her & her burning stink

    She already stinks, as far as I'm concerned

  • I didn't see that coming...

  • What.

  • @DOLLARCRISIS nu je 't zegt

  • verry funny aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

  • verry funny

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  • Scared the shit outta me lmao

  • LOL. that crazy bitch pwns xD

  • i love this commercial ! lol t'is was a good laugh

  • What's more assholish? Sitting down for a smoke or screaming at some stranger WAY above room volume? XD

  • @GeneralCane sitting down and smoke in front of someone who doesn't like it.

  • @GeneralCane

    Sitting down for a smoke in front of someone who doesn't like it and doesn't want the smoke is a crime, as much as a physical assault and attempt to murder/poisoning.

  • @Vaibik Lol, let's justify a crazy screaming bitch. That's when you say, "please take your cigarette elsewhere."

  • thats a hard core deep throat.

  • Holy shit, that guy looks like Justin Bieber... I feel sorry for him

  • lmao !!! ill try that with my dad !!

  • @TiaE576

    LOL!

    And while giving you a thumb up, I accidently gave you a thumb down. :(

  • This was hysterical xD

  • bitch,better get me a new one

  • thank god he wasnt a pipe smoker... or a bong smoker 0,o

  • 61 people swallowed their cigarettes when a crazy bitch screamed at them

  • @Unknowndude32 HAHAHAHAH

  • i would continue smoking

  • (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲­̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ _̅_̅_̅()ڪے

  • What the fuck just happened and why

  • The moral of the story is to yell really loudly for no reason when someone smokes around you.

  • @MarkingForMorrison

    the moral is to be a retard at all tmes

  • @MarkingForMorrison No it's "Become a anti-smoking banshee"

  • @MarkingForMorrison No no no my friend. You've got it all wrong. The moral of the story is that the smoking is for after the sex, and the screaming and swalowing are for during the sex.

  • @MarkingForMorrison

    Or you could just walk away if it's bothering you. People have the right to smoke.

  • @WinstonMan1000 Actually, in most public places they don't have the right - it's illegal.

  • @job4747 Laws and rights often conflict dumbfuck.

  • @WinstonMan1000 But not in front of a person WHO DOESN'T SMOKE

  • bitch, you owe me a new cigarette

  • This is the angle where most t snivelling chicken-necked shit-minded control freaks i meet come from.

    from now on, I'm going to t treat t everyone i see drinking fluoridated bottled water like human scum and get in their face, and lecture them a aabout a a b how fluoride kills more people than smoking every yr.

  • @Tailypoe777

    I'm interested. Statistics?

    I don't know about you, but I live in America, a country in which people eat themselves into malnutrition.

    But if I need to unload stress and have a smoke, well then, I'm a scum bag

  • lolwut

  • wtf?

  • shame.

  • Rofl!!! Dint expect!! :D

  • IMA FIRIN MA LAZERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rofl!!

  • HE SWALLOWED HIS OWN CIGARETTE HAHAH

  • lmao

  • lol!!!

    

  • that guys face reminds me of simmons froms Red vs Blue.

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • LOL FATALITY!!!!!! XD

  • Funny? No, scary. As hell. I am afraid of women at airports now.

  • I missed the funny part...

  • @pedroetcr coz ur depressed

  • more rules!yaaa!! more law!!!! yayyyeeee,more government woweeee!

    less choice ,weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

  • @inmylife10465

    More cancer, more heart disease, more corporate mind-control disguised as libertoon "choice" ...

    Less clean air, less intelligence ...

    Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!

  • I must try that next time someone smokes near me. ARRRRRRR!

  • who pays for the TV adds?

    and why do they care about us

  • @inmylife10465

    they know what's best for us my friend :] of course they care

  • thats a fucked up world we live in. CLEARY THAT BITCH WANTED A CIGARETTE.

  • imma use that next time i see my mom smoke

    AHHHHHHHHH

    mom- why the fuck are you yelling?

    me- fuck it didt work,

    mom- will you go get me a pack from down the treet?

    me- sure mom wheres the car keys?

    me in the car- FML

  • Ha HA he deserved that Make him die lonley and deadly

  • I saw this, and im a smoker... after watching it if felt like i could feel the cigarette going down my throat.. as this has happened to me before >.<

  • ... What just happened?

  • LMAO!

  • LMFAOOOO! That just made my day

  • what was the song?

  • Muahaha!

  • that would have ended in violence in real life.

  • When she does that, it's funny. When I do that, it's "disturbing the peace"...

  • LOL!

  • great!!!!!!! fantastic!!!! :)

  • PEOPLE...WHE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE SMOKING IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF DYING !!!

  • @freegamers97 yeah but smoking makes u die quicker

  • @SupabunnY1 everything on this planet can make you die quicker :)

  • @freegamers97 yeah well its up to u if u wanna die from emphysema,cancer, heart disease, cardiovascular diseases, lung disease, respiratory problems.

  • @SupabunnY1 well i don't smoke not because i am afraid of dieseases its because i hate cigars they stink :/...my mum and my dad smoke like turkish but me and my sister aren't smoke...:)

  • @freegamers97 does death make you die quicker?

  • @gloglo309 even if it doesn't make sense YES :)

  • @freegamers97 what doesnt make you die quicker? Oxy Clean?

  • @gloglo309 everything makes you die quicker :)

  • @freegamers97 hmm im trying to think of something smart to say

  • everybody say it with me!

    pwnd!!!

  • hahahaha what the fuck

  • i need to try that might even work oO

  • Holy Shit... Better not smoke infronta that bitch

  • LOVE IT!!

  • what the fuck did i just see?

  • Stop smoking ..coz if you dont, its gonna fuck you all up ....Its not easy though..unless you understand the nature of nicotine addiction... But its got to be done.. and you know it does .. Baby giraffe 123, if you really wanna stop, read, allen carrs, easyway to stop smoking. (not , Alan carr the gay comedian.) and that will help you..GOOD LUCK SMOKERS ... : /

  • hang on this add sucks seriously think about whats more of a turn off dude smoking or a chick with deamon man voice.

  • omg I was watching this video while everyone was sleeping, now I'm grounded and have a wet bed

  • Don't tempt me.

  • ROFL I expected her to eat his face.

  • Doctor699 he isn't smoking Marajuana and i know it cuz i am from the Netherlands and the what they are saying at 0:27 is : keep is nice. keep it smoking-free it's just a cigarette. why did you even tough that is was marajuana?

  • WHITE LIGHTER! No wonder she screamed and he swallowed cig. Bad luck

  • Rofl, what was he smoking? Marajuana?

  • @Doctor699 Tobacco, you dumbass.

  • HAHAHAHAAAAAA . thatwas dry

  • alcohol is worse for you than smoking

  • lol

  • Too bad, I love girls who smoke

  • I saw this one at school also

  • :21

  • dude!!! i pissed my pants a little!!! (0_o)

  • I've been a smoker for 6 years, and I'd like to slap the shit outta ANYONE that says quitting is easy! I've tried to quit 9 times, the last time, I succeeded for 3 1/2 months, but started again. So people are not gonna sit there and tell me that quitting is a breeze!

  • does anyone know what's the name of the song that played in the background???

  • @Maxxiiy song by Howard Hewett, song name, Show me ;)