Ellen's light sleeper monologue

[XAPPLEgatorX41]

I am a VERY light sleeper my ipod bleeping at a low volume woke me up in an instant once lol

[TheAmandaBeans]

hahahaha her own breathing wakes her up , thats comedy

[azullobo6]

im an extremely light sleeper

[Zipadedodagirl]

my next door neighbors basement caught on fire and i slept through it. xD haha!

[ttlyawesome444]

I'm such a heavy sleeper. I even slept through our fire alarm just randomly going off or something. People even came to fix it and everything and I still slept through it. XD

[Pinksheepy1]

@ttlyawesome444 lucky you!

[Teddybear2923]

@ttlyawesome444  I'm jealous!!!! I'd love to be able to sleep like that.

[joosie2]

1,2 kilometer xD that is one long blanket..

[TRBerjoProductions]

hahahahaha !!!!!! i love this video !!!!!! =)

[annebeeluverbug]

it is a good time to write poetry

oh i'm a very heavy sleeper

[holyhorse14]

when i have kids i'm gonna name my daughter after her

[Harlot13]

"They'll pee on a goose." I love how she says that so matter-of-factly lol!

[nooby459]

leaf blower! she cracks me up!!!!! :D

[toysoldierivana]

o car alarm o car alarm

why must you beep

cant you see im trying to sleep

lol hilarious

[Sorrowfree]

"1.2 kilometre" XD

[ellen271]

I Was Named After Her =]

[marti828]

sweet

[janistonbest]

i'm a heavy sleeper (apart from between 4-7 am when literally anything can wake me up) so i sleep really well, nothing can wake me up, but yeah totally! i need a certain weight on me too and i have no idea why, but it kills in the summer! and im very fidgety too, which pisses off friends when they stay over and we have to share a bed, cause my legs go everywhere :D

[Bonnibel20]

ohhhh my kitten pee'd on my down comforter too...i was wondering why ....okay....and she kept peeing on it ....I was like why is this damn thing so appealing there so many othere blankets give this one a break...but no down...uh huh

[pontsanchez]

LOL... my kitten does that too... but funny thing just when my girlfriend stays with me.. you know after... we are exausted... and we have to wake up in the middle of the night to take the down out... (we tried to take the cat out of the bedroom before.. you know.) but sometimes we don´t remember... Dammm kitty peee...

[Isodoll]

hahah thats something that always happens to me...i need a certain weight on me too or i can't sleep. lol ive never met anybody else like that either...

[ellen4ever]

lol i like the car alarm part:P

[tallgal]

'In England 1. kilometre?'

love the bit about her mom too!!!

[Sarra459]

lol i love ellen shes so funny. im a light sleeper like ellen

[CelineDionFan4life]

LMAO a sheet a comforter a sheet a comforter and a light blanket --- lol !!!

I'm a heavy sleeper but I'm still paraniod about the weight on me while I sleep.

Like some days I feel like I NEED alot of comforters so it can be heavy whch makes me warmers and that always happens during summer by some coinsedense...

my parents think i'm crazy for doing that lol

[ameghanfillier09]

oh car alarm oh car alarm

why must you beep

can't you see that i'm trying to sleep.

haha priceless!. i love ellen! <3

i'm a heavy sleeper. :p

[sshukul]

unfunny garbage.

[blanksheetofpaper]

always funny... the translations, lool

[sh2277]

kilogram LOL

[blue5522]

he heee. she's funny

[christella28]

down is goose feathers

[edgeyewkated]

HAHA.

Oh sheet

WTH is down?

[SavingFerris289]

ha ha ha 2 1/2 pounds = 1.3 kilometer.

[bmcabiladas]

funny as usual!

[catsrule52]

LOL Kilometer.