Murdered. Came in through the bedroom door. Night stabbed. Blood stained exposed stuffing burst from slit pillow. Sheets disheveled. That's where it happened. I am here when I was there. I am still there too. That empty spot which once cradled me. The place I slept and fucked and fell ill; one more time than wished. Knife faced. One eye firecracker popped by thrust steel. Body twisting, suddenly awake in pain and terror. Held down as I died. – Musov Shoko
HEY, THATS MY BELT! SERIOUSLY NOT KIDDING. i left it at some studio house in hollywood. no one answered my call when i drove back to pick it up. DAMN YOU MAN WHOS NAME I FORGOT
I threw up my ningus smoking the hoobus goobus! Coin flips out my nipple fat sack milk naz, liberation, take hold of your Methodist plummer, sell the sally yankers to Sara Campton, she needs to learn NOOOOO!!!
google, "We need more money, where can we advertise more? How about the only place that we own that doesn't already have advertisements and is known for its open and free community?"
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
Dont just learn a skill, get a debilitating injury or psychological disorder that will stay with you for the rest of your life. There's dead, and then there's Army dead.
Hey HEy your not smiling rite now. you should be happy all the time. Smile! *breath* eat your carrots!. cook the dog! cook the dog!!! cook your own dog?!?!?!?! no child should be made to do that. dogs should be raw, and living. favorite part!!
Skip ads, download the Firefox add-on "Adblock Plus" then go to "Tools", "Add-Ons", "AdBlock Plus", "Filter", "Filter Subscriptions", "Subscribe to Easyfilter". You will then be able to watch any YouTube video without ads, thumbs up so others can enjoy.
this guy is a genius on par with tim and eric themselves
ttobyg 1 day ago
the bottom left picture on the quilt is two stick figures having butt sex...
fappingmarathon 1 day ago
I love will grello
BRavens5255 1 day ago
hes funnier as a cartoon...
MaryJayToker 4 days ago
@MaryJayToker You're funnier in a coffin.
lasoogneypubes 2 days ago
lmao "J.E.I"
CounterNerd 4 days ago
They need to use this guy in more sketches.
CounterNerd 4 days ago
@CounterNerd He's in the movie.
lasoogneypubes 2 days ago
@lasoogneypubes
I don't have money and I don't know where in Sweden I can get these movies.
CounterNerd 2 days ago
COOK THE DOG!
xXRainbowKiller 4 days ago in playlist Season 3
This guy is wasted on SNL
Herbertsnow 6 days ago
tim and eric cannot be sober writing this stuff
MegaCriswell 6 days ago
Shut up and take my Oscars.
Hematite1000 1 week ago
FUCK GEICO
gooodwoood 1 week ago 3
Raw Doggin It
KENslob 1 week ago
What's the W.I.P. stand for?
LanceHertford 1 week ago
@LanceHertford white incest powder
rogerbee1234567 4 days ago
Does anyone else love the way he says "It taught me lessons but it also taught me to...Hate." I laugh everytime. So awkward.
Reidja7 1 week ago 2
COOK THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
IrnMaidn21 1 week ago
What did TMIWIP stand for?
eszettfromhell 2 weeks ago
I cooked my dog 15 minutes ago, could use some mustard.
Zazumaki 2 weeks ago
KEEP DOGS RAW AND LIVING! Write your congressman today!
GorillaSnackz 2 weeks ago 3
COOK THE DOG!!
crimsoneternity 3 weeks ago
did he do any other skits for the show?? or is he in anything else cause hes fuckin brilliant...
NEILWASEREYESTERDAY 3 weeks ago
@NEILWASEREYESTERDAY
Fortin' With Will. About making furniture forts with children. None of which are his own.
kamfrass 2 weeks ago
@NEILWASEREYESTERDAY please search up "lazy horse mattress ad".
DoveLady 1 week ago
Should've been called "Qwillting with Will".
HeadhuntingStickman 3 weeks ago 2
Dogs should be raw. and living....
knoxville56 3 weeks ago 13
will forte is a master at playing a totally derranged person hahaha
EricDB007 4 weeks ago 2
he was so fucking perfect for that show
henryearl1 4 weeks ago 2
0:50 oh my lord LOL
chemista 1 month ago
WMBATT
thephan26 1 month ago
this guy rips throats
BrockL191 1 month ago
Dogs should be raw!
Skullhead1360 1 month ago
THERE'S HOLES IN MY BELTS!!! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS!!!
TheRaginCanajins 1 month ago
dogs should be raw! And Living!
Alangdubs 1 month ago 6
Im a Demon.
Zazumaki 1 month ago 4
damn Will is one of the best employers t&e has ;)
amyvv 1 month ago
AS soon as your head, hits the mattre......
jami376 1 month ago 4
@jami376 MURDER ME!!!
Randalmonkey9 1 month ago 4
JEI
matthonest 1 month ago
What does WIP mean?
auggie87 1 month ago 3
@auggie87
I think he means "Too Much Information: Work In Progress"
Which I guess means that it's just enough information or too little information, but isn't enough information that it's too much information.
CAFlNATOR 1 month ago
he laid a belt on me from time to time and it taught me lessons but it also taught me to ha...hate
gmmg93 1 month ago 2
COOK THE DOG! COOK THE DOG! COOK YOUR OWN DOG?!
jonnyprks 1 month ago
WOMBAT
cymagen 2 months ago
Shit, It's 1 in the morning, I have school in 6 hours. I gotta stop watching these and get to bed.
iDrStix 2 months ago 5
@iDrStix I know right? I got court in the morning.
Carsonapolis 2 months ago
i want that quilt......
coolbeanz333 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAhA STUPID GUY
thugrap09 2 months ago
what does the W.I.P. part mean?O.o
AfroPunkprincess 2 months ago
@AfroPunkprincess With I People! duhhh
Sadsic 1 month ago
I love the way he says "Lynette" the second time.
rabates123 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
COOK THE DOG! COOK THE DOG!
DaCrewSays 2 months ago
Get sexy kids!
evilgenious99 2 months ago
1:16 he looks dead inside the way he stares
bringback10klf 2 months ago
@bringback10klf he looks and sounds stoned or like jack nicholson O_o
pillowsinmypants 2 months ago
"Quote from the clip I just watched."
TheViolentClient 2 months ago 21
@TheViolentClient Hi, welcome to Quilting with Will.
klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls 4 days ago
oh my gosh this is hilarious
dork0616 2 months ago
I feel bad that i laugh at this mans pain and misery every time...
zathusura78910 2 months ago
11 people cooked the dog
crzytomm 2 months ago
The belt taught me lessons, but it also taught me to....hate. hahahaha sotry of my life
JakesToons 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dogs should be raw, and living
junes2k 3 months ago
ROTFLMAO!! "COOK THE DOG"!!!
Cuishi10 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
1:16 is fucking hilarious
goodolarchie 3 months ago
I think Will Forte is sexy
KrakenRouge 3 months ago
THIS SHOW LEAVES ME FEELING WEIRD HAHA. ESPECIALY THE FIRST SEASON
SEERUAN1 3 months ago
Whats the W.I.P. stand for?
Iwatchtrek 3 months ago
@Iwatchtrek Work in Progress
TwoCows23 3 months ago
Hey hey your not smiling right now you should be happy all the time Smile Eat your Carrots Cook the dog
barroncollzo 4 months ago
a minute and 1:44 tom and jerry ad... didn't even get a chance to skip it.
nichols0vision 4 months ago
Murdered. Came in through the bedroom door. Night stabbed. Blood stained exposed stuffing burst from slit pillow. Sheets disheveled. That's where it happened. I am here when I was there. I am still there too. That empty spot which once cradled me. The place I slept and fucked and fell ill; one more time than wished. Knife faced. One eye firecracker popped by thrust steel. Body twisting, suddenly awake in pain and terror. Held down as I died. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
where is the other scetch with will...where hes talking about his dad in front of a bunch of little kids then pisses his pants..
JavaSpitLava 4 months ago
HEY, THATS MY BELT! SERIOUSLY NOT KIDDING. i left it at some studio house in hollywood. no one answered my call when i drove back to pick it up. DAMN YOU MAN WHOS NAME I FORGOT
AGEofURANUS 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
lol, lynette smiles at the end
Matthew1242 4 months ago
Wanna meet that dad.
OlDirtyBradstard 5 months ago
@OlDirtyBradstard do da doo doo!!!!=3
AfroPunkprincess 1 month ago
Much like the economical problems that I have had as an adult my father had the same problems I guess I inherited them from him.
low72 5 months ago
great job!
computergeek215 5 months ago
i wanna meet that dad
MsSkateboardP 5 months ago 207
@MsSkateboardP do de do do
sylvenhoo 4 months ago
@MsSkateboardP Hahhaha xD Brilliant.
Vessoland 4 months ago
@MsSkateboardP dad it's a belt they're supposed to have those NOT IN MY BELTS
zulok1337 1 month ago
@MsSkateboardP Lol wow dude you made me laugh so hard thank you
guitarhero0000 2 weeks ago
muchliketheeconomicalproblemsthatihavehadasanadultmyfatherhadthesameproblemsiguessiinheritedthemfromhim
grillface75 5 months ago 76
"This is a black square. That represents, uh... well, just my father."
grands1am 5 months ago
Enable embedding, you inept goons!
bestrader 6 months ago
ten people had to cook their dog.
robertpicklesnickle 6 months ago
MCGRUBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zen420919 6 months ago
I threw up my ningus smoking the hoobus goobus! Coin flips out my nipple fat sack milk naz, liberation, take hold of your Methodist plummer, sell the sally yankers to Sara Campton, she needs to learn NOOOOO!!!
Carsonapolis 6 months ago
DOGS SHOULD BE RAW
AND LIVING
RuDe1219 6 months ago 2
My dog was delicious
LukeShetler 6 months ago
MY FATHER DOESN'T LOVE ME EITHER.
ludaticDBM 6 months ago
COOK THE DOG!!!!!
DrugdPdestrian 6 months ago 2
This skit went from unsettling to epic and unsettling in like one minute flat.
sillygoose544 6 months ago 2
I just found a new love for quilting
Superfartfucktard420 6 months ago
<--
mkshujinko 7 months ago
420 likes. nice.
MechanicalToaster22 7 months ago
At 0:18 , is that two stick figures fucking doggy style on the lower left hand part of the quilt?
cannedplastic 7 months ago
qWILLting
ilyuntilmyheartstops 7 months ago
EAT YOUR CARROTS! COOK THE DOG! COOK THE DOG! COOK YOUR OWN DOG!
Alex0Basket 7 months ago 2
Dear Commercial,
I'm never going to buy a Kia Soul, now go away.
ApproachablePancake 7 months ago 3
COOK YOUR OWN DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1ManArmyOfDisease 7 months ago 3
Will Forte (or Grello) is one of the funniest men on this planet.
cshimp10 7 months ago 5
T.M.I.W.I.P??
19ThyRickster91 8 months ago
@19ThyRickster91 Too Much Information While In Person
cshimp10 7 months ago
COOK THE DOG!?!?!?!?
1991doomsday 8 months ago 2
I'd like to introduce............... Lynette
bradenls0 8 months ago 4
Dogs should be raw... and living.
septic55 8 months ago 123
@septic55 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
superford500 1 month ago
SMILE! eAT YOUR CARROTS! COOK THE DOG! COOK THE DOG! Cook your own dog?
cridantis 8 months ago 4
"Hopefully, when I wrap this quilt around me in my coffin.." OMFGLMFAOLOLROTFL
certifiedloco 8 months ago 3
@certifiedloco fuck you
13garo31 8 months ago
@13garo31 TMI
certifiedloco 7 months ago
google, "We need more money, where can we advertise more? How about the only place that we own that doesn't already have advertisements and is known for its open and free community?"
bradenls0 8 months ago
thumbs up for bottom left square
onscreenshadow1 9 months ago
Dogs should be eaten raw and living...
FindTheBacon 9 months ago 4
People quit your bitchin and download Firefox Ad Blocker Plus, DAMN!
bloodhoun138 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago
adblockplus for firefox to skip ads!
dastly75 10 months ago 2
Tim and Eric Show always starts out funny and weird, and then it just gets crazy.
raskolnikovsulysses 10 months ago
whats this dudes name?!
niceloveingperson19 10 months ago
@niceloveingperson19 will forte
RobbTime 9 months ago
This is a black square, that represents uhh... well just some advertisements, we uhh... didn't have the best relationship...
ismellpoopycakes 10 months ago
1:16 - 1:24 lol
ThexNerd 10 months ago
firefox+popup blocker= no ads great job!
STONEDIMMACULATE8489 10 months ago 3
COOK YOUR OWN DOG!!!!!!
omomon 11 months ago
Dont just learn a skill, get a debilitating injury or psychological disorder that will stay with you for the rest of your life. There's dead, and then there's Army dead.
chiroptera9 11 months ago
It's called AdBlock and Mozilla Firefox you whiny bitches.
Emandudeguyperson 11 months ago
COOK YOUR OWN DOG!!@#... no child should be made to do that... dogs should be raw, and living.
travisrunyon 11 months ago
its taught me lessons, it also taught me to hate.
rangercreed06 11 months ago
fuckin 30 second ads!!!! fuck adult swim they sold out
tufucofo 11 months ago 3
@tufucofo in 2006.
HatOfWisdom 11 months ago
6 people have daddy isues
tangocash44 11 months ago
Hey HEy your not smiling rite now. you should be happy all the time. Smile! *breath* eat your carrots!. cook the dog! cook the dog!!! cook your own dog?!?!?!?! no child should be made to do that. dogs should be raw, and living. favorite part!!
tangocash44 11 months ago
Whats T.M.I.W.I.P
tangocash44 11 months ago
omg we have the same colored eyess!!
tangocash44 11 months ago
COOK YOUR OWN DOG!
1337BR34D 11 months ago
Amazing. nice man nice.
tangocash44 1 year ago
6 people cooked their own dog.
civilsavage 1 year ago 2
hopefully when i wrap this quilt around me in my coffin, that will be a lesson i have learned... LOL hahaha : )
Operion2000 1 year ago
you blew it
romanpr1nce 1 year ago
Dogs should be raw, and LIVING!
MutantBlackGuy 1 year ago 5
A Mehmet Okurd. I'd like to speak with the manager please!
purveyance 1 year ago
An error occured, please try again later.
globalchaos1984 1 year ago 2
>Finish Army Commercial "An error occurred, please try again later."
...
urbanpsych0 1 year ago
Skip ads, download the Firefox add-on "Adblock Plus" then go to "Tools", "Add-Ons", "AdBlock Plus", "Filter", "Filter Subscriptions", "Subscribe to Easyfilter". You will then be able to watch any YouTube video without ads, thumbs up so others can enjoy.
OmegaRevive 1 year ago 4
@OmegaRevive
Twas the sixth after new year, and I was in cheer.
My friends were all out, and I was in the clear.
I search Tim and Eric, and lo and behold!
A video of a gamer, who's player so bold!
But what's this? It's plagued by ads so numerous!
I soon downloaded Adblock for videos so humorous.
Surely I'm done, there's no more to do
But of course, A FUCKING ERROR POPS UP TOO.
*gun shot*
watcherthatboxer 1 year ago 4
4 people had to cook their dog.
quietguy520 1 year ago
COOK YOUR OWN DOG?? No child should be made to do that.. dogs should be raw.. and living.
urbanpsych0 1 year ago 4
@urbanpsych0 wow take a joke
jarredjarred12 1 year ago
I need to know what TMIWIP stands for uasjkdlkasdlksad
Adam27X 1 year ago
Mmmm....raw dog, sushi style.
fecalophagus 1 year ago
It also taught me to hate...
dtek40k 1 year ago
MUR-DUR MEEEE!!!
DxEntity 1 year ago
Why can't I see a fucking ad for D-pants before the video? At least show me an ad for something I'd use in real life.
HiSToRiKL 1 year ago
i...hate...ADS!!!!!!!!!
undertow1985 1 year ago 2
"dogs should be RAW...and LIVING"
AMEN!
herbienbrian2 1 year ago
dogs should be raw and living LOL lol lol all the way home
anythinggoesjoe 1 year ago
jingle bells my ass i just wannna watch the FUCKING CLIP WITH OUT AN ADVERTISEMENT ON YOUTUBE!?!?!?
MrMuffinhead22 1 year ago
damnit the ads are learning f5 doesnt work and neither does 0:01
OMJosef1996 1 year ago 2
Comment removed
guitarcase91 1 year ago
F**K COMMERCIALS! I DIDN'T THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW FOR NO REASON. HERE GOES MY LAPTOP!
rami22304 1 year ago 49
@rami22304 That would be a FCIDTMTOTEGNRHGML.
cronikproductions 8 months ago
@rami22304 TURN THE STUPER-WATER OFF! Making a commercial? FUCK YOU, COMMERCIAL!! I'M NO CLEAM!!
25gumballs 6 months ago
cook your damn dog!
NUCLEURDUNG 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
good morning everyone!
It's seven oclock in canyon land usa
hey there aaron... is it true you didnt tell anyone where you were going?
aaaah aaaah ooh aah
Oops.... oops....
offthewallinc2 1 year ago
DOGS SHOULD BE RAW......... AND LIVING!
sockglue 1 year ago
I had W.M.B.A.T.T.....
LesDoddFilms 1 year ago
Ok i know t.m.i but what is w.i.p?
yakkayakka360 1 year ago
@yakkayakka360 wacking in private?
ogdemigod 1 year ago
@yakkayakka360 ..as in he wipe's her.. I think.
lowlypeasant 1 year ago
COOK THE DOG! COOK THE DOG! COOK THE DOG!
8BITTS 1 year ago