Pet Fish Care : How to Take Care of a Dolphin

[Leopardpool07]

Why so many thumbs down????? And uhm obviously I was looking here because I wanted to know if i could afford a dolphin!

[sonicvstrex]

who in the hell yould buy a dolphin realy



[EpicFighter12345]

why would you buy a dolphin

[PaNdeM0niuM]

how is a dolphin a pet?

who the hell has space to keep a dolphin?

[comradecommedy]

I feel like I've been trolled :L

[zune0101]

What are guys talking about? i am currently cycling my 10 gallon tank with a dolphin.

[RollerCoasterGenius1]

If you have a pet dolphin, you should not have to be watching this

[tayla19723722]

if ur telling us not to have a dolphine then why r u making this video so u can look pretty for the camara but nooooooooo insted of a dophine u recommed a stuped clown fish wat a smart boy u r harry potter!

[MetalAnimeSword]

Okay I see your point now give me the sharks with lazers!

[Thanggg]

Everybody that loves dolphins go watch "The Cove" it's a documentary on japanese killing millions of dolphins. THUMBS UP SO PEOPLE CAN SEE

[AppleiPodHacker101]

tell me of someone that has a f***** dolphin as a pet

[CrayfishInMyAnus]

who the fucks gonna have a dolphin XD?

[blesson87]

fuckin moron !

jobless nutcase ....

many many more profanities my irritated mind is now uncapable of thinking thx to u !

[Squ1shDaBug]

Bob: dear Santa I want a 30000 gallon tank and a dolphin

Bob's little brother: Dude you know your parents cant afford to keep a dolphin and your not even worth buying one for

Bob: shutup shutup SHUTUP! *starts crying*

[mrlego611]

if u want a dolphin, buy the freshwater elephant nose fish. looks like a dolphin. and many assume its a mini dolphin.

[oXMrCrazyXo]

give up already "expert" villiage fuck i really would like to know how they got that name expertvilliage when they have no fucking clue about what they are talking about most of the time like seriously guys get real prof. please you are giving people false information...

[MrGman0909]

why the hell was this vid even posted

[yuptydoo]

Who else thought that this guy was about to rip open his face and be like "I'M THE EXORCIST BLLLAAAAHHHHWWWRRRR"

[ambulanceahhh]

what a retard

[mattxhand]

What a fucking dipshit. The things I see on YT...



[DrDollarGeneral]

Thumbs up if you clicked on this after you said, "WTF???"

[mikkars250]

Alot of your customers are retarded

[iEssential]

he's talking as if he's reading a script

[TheBillz846]

i thought okay there might be a dwarf dolphin or something that i have never heard of then half way through i realised and i was like wtf why the video



[111Zadok]

lol. you know you're in the U.S. when you're discussing having a fucking dolphin as a pet.

[xmazz31x]

@111Zadok tha fucks wrong with that!? I have flipper in a built in glass sink in tank the size of a small house sunk into the floor on the top story of my mansion right next to the industrial elevator that is needed to haul a fucking dolphin around!

[ALuckySilverWolf]

@111Zadok Haha so true. Only in the U.S. do these idiots (lacking better use of language) get their right to speak protected by much better people dying for them. America's got some issues :(

[OoRaHDaWg21]

Hunter is the gayest name ever! lol

[MrDontfeedme]

yeaaahhh dad lets go get a dolphin at pet smart!!!!

[everlastingauraX]

He forgot to mention that dolphins have been known to rape humans.

[ajstanbro2]

so u 1st need to buy nemo then buy a pelt of weed then u get a dolphin woot im going to find nemo rate now woot!!

[ajstanbro2]

this video is fucking point less

[RealRapMusic101]

At what point would any expirenced fish keeper be able to afford a Dolphin Tank? lol

[Allaroundstuff]

hey ummm will my 29 gallon tank support a small school of dolphin? 

[backpacker369]

@Allaroundstuff

yes that should be plenty big enough as i am able to keep mine in about a 30 gallon take anf he has plenty of room to swim around

[Allaroundstuff]

@backpacker369 a dolphin...pf...ya, those are at my local pet store. more like sea world

[zune0101]

@Allaroundstuff Yes but you will need some small plants to reduce stress

[whokingcole]

Some dolphins would like to have a Korean as a pet

[tropicalContinent]

-hi my name is hunter i am addicted to wow and weed.some times in my nightmares i see dead people asking for dolphins.do u know where i can i buy some fucking life dude?

-mage:vendors must have one of these

[tropicalContinent]

hunter do u know where the hell i can get a dolphin? i d love to have one of this

[tropicalContinent]

i told you his name is alan from the hangover,do you remember him ?

[maddie9696]

who freaking has a dolphin as a pet anyway?!

[MauriceLikesNFL]

a pet expert named, Hunter

[xJeNitExD]

what if you shrink the dolphin........

[Skyseeker101]

Trust me guys, hes right.

You don't want a dolphin. They live in the freaking OCEAN! They deserve to swim endlessly like they do in the wild, and you can't keep just one. They are very social and very intelligent. 

[Muvatrucker]

wow i recemend a clown fish that can eat a ground pellet! wow 

[Supercucu123]

The dolphin found me man. I ain't breaking no law!

[eric11989]

i have my dolphin in a 75l nano, i feed it flake food and do water change every week. hunter your full of shit!

[sewagedweller]

@imeleri no you are just a small dicked cocksucker who things he has something to prove though animal cruelty . You are aware that dolphins are social animals right ?

[Jaytonio]

who da fuck wants a dolphin as a pet?

[ZSZGodzillaToyReview]

Skip the ads. 0:01

[TheEpicFailMaster]

*person walks in* "hello id like 2 dolphins ,all ur freaking fish and 100,000gal tank please

[WIETxx]

o well then i should get my pet dolphin outta tht fish bowl in my kicthen hes been in for 2 years

[83Brady83]

I thinh you should eat a nice cock! Who is dumb enough to ask where can I get a dolphin?

[nmgh101]

@imeleri lol

[derrick4508]

i have a dolphin in my 5 gallon tank

[Vegchicken]

i love his face when he says good pellet

[TheMJcreations]

Who is going to buy a dolphin?

[Hemitris]

Why the hell are these videos so stupid? I went through about 3 of these and they all told me that it was either illegal or not recommended. Even if it is illegal just do a tutorial for the hell of it. Im gonna go make a video and title it "how to snipe people from the eiffel tower". Oh, but wait, I'm not going to tell you how because it's illegal. Screw expertvillage, no sense of humor and all the tutorials suck.

[fishyfishfishish]

this guys been smokin to muuch herb!!!

wtf was up wit tht random laugh at the end????

[MrDino45]

The Sub text should just say "Do you really have a fucking Dolphin?"

[sonicvstrex]

@MrDino45 agreed



[ShadyPanda]

I don't think I've ever seen a dolphin being sold at the pet stores. You think the workers at Wal-Mart could take care of a dolphin when half their fish are dead? Just sayin.

[silv3rs0ul]

Hahaha this guy is funny

[aandrew235]

wtf whos gunna buy a dolphin

[fearofspoons]

@aandrew235 Lol, exactly what i was thinking. Also, if someone did want to buy a dolphin for some reason, i don't think their research would just be a minute long video of very general tips.

[aandrew235]

@fearofspoons agreed with u

[famasG24eva]

well if we cant have a dolphin why are you telling us how to care for them? lolz

[Meleemaker]

@famasG24eva I agree, I was excited when I saw the dolphin vid specially after my shark just died

[Shenkoa360]

Nothing like a good pellet.

[zunedog31]

i like the 20 for a dollar goldfish in the background! LOL

[syrenski]

He recommends clownfish instead of dolphins. Thanks genius!

[c4167]

Fuck this raise the stakes to a megladon

[22aadams]

its so obvious that hes reading his lines

[gigablaster5000]

He twists his head diagonally before he finishes a sentence......

[BIGGESTxxEMINEMxxFAN]

ha ha i just watched a nother video buy this guy called " how to get rid of bubbles" he makes some stupid ass videos oh well im going to watch "Where Can I Buy a Shark?" next

[suziesiamese]

why would you ask that!?! lol

[grettagrids]

my GIANT stuffed one is quite healthy thank you;)

[davidpauley11]

hahahaahaha, wow...

[gigablaster5000]

Just say it straight, "DON'T HAVE A DOLPHIN AS A PET!"

[Honeybee120966]

A Dolphin, really? All his customers are what three years old?

[keebe2006]

who the fuck would want a dolphin? 

[FR3DisGAY]

@keebe2006 rofl ikr

[ProphetGuardian]

@keebe2006 You'd be suprised

[factor727]

LOL



[electonicsforless]

#LOL



[iwimp1994]

lol he just guessed it.... i really wanted a dolphin...

[plentiner]

what a jerkoff

[Pshycokiller555]

thid guy kills animals his name is HUNTER

[stuipidnerd2]

ohh sad face i really wanted a pet dolphine for my ten gallon tank guess i'll get a clown fish insted :(

[puffindragon]

LOL i knew there was suming good in this vid, give me that clown fish :D

[scottylad79]

haha i recomend a good clown fish what can eat a pellet lol

[vtogvblog]

EPIC FAIL

[atvmaster281]

is this video a joke?

[syrenski]

Is this video a fucking joke?

[xMR305x]

@imeleri holy shit me 2!

[RatRSproductions]

This video is so pointless and stupid.

[Zeamus634]

"How to Take Care of a Dolphin"

Didn't get any useful information from this video!!!

[FesteringFiesta]

gee really?

[ouinonyes]

hahaha this video is so funny

[Bradtsmith1]

Darn I was hoping to get a 5 foot dolphin for my 90 gallon ! Who asked this dude for a dolphin?" My I please buy a dolphin?" a what?" you know a dolphin!" ........ I'm going to go call the police! " k I'm going to fly to jupeter now" . Who would ask this !

[jessmjfan989]

lmao

[OCtrackiepac]

Darn, and I was thinking I can put a dolphin in my tank

[jamesb3947]

Ur sht go get a life.you know nothing about fish so stop giving out crap that u dont even know about.WORST YOUTUBE VID I VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!

[monkeymikey83]

name 1 thing he said tht isnt true.

[Septhen]

so badly scripted, he keeps pausing while talking. or maybe he doesnt know what hes talking about.

[PirateSmoothie]

heha my moms an orca! Haha yea....dolphins are kinda annoying though...i would get something more exotic like an octopus! Yea....thats cool...yea.

[nobabiesforyou]

tch this is a care video for my mom not a fucking dolphin (my mum is an orca btw)

[mssunshine836]

eghh u have a dolphin?cool!

[coasterfreak456]

thanks now i know how to take care of my dolphin

[WaldoElectronics]

do you really have a dolphine? can you keep them at your house in a huge pool in your backyard? lol

[AesirSovann]

there something wrong with this.. who suggested the dolphin stuffs? it was good with your other videos then suddenly you like to teach us how to pet a mammal fish O.o

[1208M1]

go fuck yourself fucjing idiot i used to have a baby crocodile and a female lion cub

[Rachelthesock]

lol 00:16

[willieturnip]

Oh yeah?

[RingOfFire1988]

this video made me laugh. especially the end

"i would recommend to start with a clowwnn fish.. that can eat a good pellet *grin*" lol

[spencerwalford]

these guys arent for real are they?

its all a joke right?

[nebbyshmoe]

Well, now I know how to take care of a dolphin... NOT

[jordahfishing]

this guy is a retard

[DarkEmperor121]

LOL THE "PET EXPERT" IS NAMED HUNTER.

[rluix]

Wen i saw the title of this video i was like " What the hell?"

[GRimmEhx15]

Yep! that what i thought. Why could anyone want pet dolphin?! Thgat fish is huge! lol

[NamLeeChung]

lmfao XD

[wnatry69]

i dont think iv seen one good thing come out of expertvillage

u guys suck blow my balls

[cetnickiponos]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[mushroomfart]

yo i saw a dolphin at my local petstore. it was your fuucking mom. she needs to lose some weight. and she got no comment.

[MrSaltyWater]

Ok, Who would want a dolphin as a pet?!

You would need to like own a Zoo, to have one!

[nightshade0223]

yup......somebody is definitly going to have a pet dolphin.....yup....YOU SUCK

[mnreptiles]

Gee ya fucking dumbass cuz I was really about to run to petco and purchase that bottle nose dolphin they had on display yesterday. What a fuckin ass tard.

[benito1188]

i recommend a clown fish that can eat a good pellet! haha this video is dumb

[BowHunt1229]

what a fucking idiot. he says "its too expensive for even wealthy aquarists" well then why th fuck are you telling us how to care for one if nobody can afford it?

[BeNnN674321]

wat kind of dumbass would hav a dolphin

[musicaddicted3000]

wtf hu the hell would have a dolphin?

[ericschuh]

WTF that was so random lol

[Mapexdrumskyle]

haha the ending was so funny!

[AZmetHARTenZIEL]

I eat dolphins

[Thiswarisours56212]

wow...

[hiddenThecakeisalie]

Why would you do a "how to" for dolphins, if its not legal to have one?

[dynamicwolf]

Exactly...

However, he should have ended the video with, "Go work at sea world" that would have suited the title more to one who has aspirations thereof.

[hechacaldo]

I have a killer whale in my pool, they are not that difficult to care for.

[mekaylahmed]

Hahaha righhhttttt =)

[cliffy510]

oh.. the blow up one??they r easy to carea for....lol

[fishcrazy104]

WTF

this vid has no point at all

Stupid

[ukonfan912]

i have a dolphin

[vgl19]

" i recommend to start with a clownfish... they can eat a good pellet" wow..........

[pakimetalhed]

i LOLed in real when i heard that xD

[narutoxsasuke104]

wtf is the point of this video he cant even make a example.

[Mayjune16]

WOW

[Timothy2035]

Meh...Dolphins are so 1980ish. Having an Orca is the way to go these days. LOL!

[nickzz4]

oh thats a shame i really wanted a dolphin. oh well i wonder if i can keep a giant squid in my goldfish bowl?????

[lightitupfool]

whats the point of this video?

[soldier4670]

i second that lol

[CaDiLaCxPiMp]

I third that lol

[dynamicwolf]

I forth that.

[Turkish151]

Ugh, why would you make that the title?

Why would you recommend a clownfish as a first fish? What a moron.

Try a freshwater tank with some hardy fish.

Even small saltwater tanks can cost thousands of dollars and require daily testing and tons of maintenance.

[mawehe63]

im fairly sure he mean as a first saltwater fish it is a marine fish store

[Turkish151]

hes standing infront of a freshwater tank. There are obvious plants in the aquariums over his shoulder on his left in the upper portion of the screen.

[ReptileJam]

like we didnt know

[ForumBoosters]

Real Fish Advice From Those Who Know Best, Aquarists. TheExoticFish . com

[compow45]

this video is POINT LESS. i mean it would be cool to have a dolphin as a pet put it's obvious you can't maintain a dolphin as a pet.

[gravytrain1995]

wtf how can you fit a dolphin in a tank we arnt all dicks like you

[1453cent]

i like to have shamu, hehehehehe

[GeeWilakers]

So my bath tub is out of the question xDDDD

[nickzz4]

whens that guy gonna do a vid answering my question can i have a pet giraffe in my garage??

[lightitupfool]

lmao

[drakomt]

I would love to have an elephant , can i have that?

[silenthillmaster755]

no you should start with something like a snail, that eats a good pellet. good that guy is dum, ive never heared anyone wanting dolphin hahahah

[2042539]

SOMEONE TALK TO ME

energetic fun smart and loves this video 3y

[lordofthejewsjr]

where's this store with all those fish???????

[monkeyman410]

wtf who wants a dolphin

[trelewis3]

yeeeeeeah. I dont think i'd want one due to the fact that THEY ARE TOO DAMB BIG BIG!!! But nice recommendation lol.