Glenn Beck Beats

[ZeroPermission]

Incredible. This is fucking too great for words. Please be my friend.

[manhackmatt]

about the whole 'faux' news thing- FOX news isn't bad-it has it's place and it's demographic (much like the more liberal NBC) It's when these pundits have a political agenda, when things get screwy. Beck is a perfect example. I liked him when he was on HLN (owned by CNN). But he realized he could have a 'following' by being the poster child for right-wing overextremeism, so he went over to FOX where he knew he would at least be tolerated (well, until he FOX also booted him a while ago).

[ANBUPoliceForce]

@ForrestShields I think for my self already, you son of a bitch! Also, I watch FOX News not FAUX "News"

[magmatic123]

glenn is so animated no one should take his word as God anyways

[thewatching191]

"Getting stupid with Glenn Beck."?

But he is already (oh snap)

[frankbond008]

This makes Beck look silly, when he is really talking truth and is a modern Paul Revere.

[clownporn1]

@frankbond008 Glenn Beck (who raped and murdered a girl in 1990) is Satan's mentally challenged younger brother. He was first discovered by a CNN executive looking for a Conservative troll to throw into the network's left-leaning mix to shake things up but ended up meeting a manic, doom-prophesying hobo in a sandwich board whilst riding the rails in a boxcar, shaved him, shot him full of Zoloft and gave him a show. He is batshit insane, alcoholic, drug addicted Mormon, an inept TV and radio host

[Chazz133]

@clownporn1

I hate Beck as much as the next person, but the rape and murder thing was an internet hoax that was disproved over 100 years ago. Get with it, bro.

[clownporn1]

@Chazz133 BTW the case was lost by the Beckster, and as an internet hoax. That cannot yet be proven.

[Purpledragon1766]

"I'm a political uhhh uhhh uhh DICK!"

[boobooday]

Well done.

[CaliFamous1]

I LOVE GLENN BECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charontheferryman1]

lol this is hilarious especially considering he's talking about his own influence on the media

[MerryJoy123]

GO GLEN!

[clownporn1]

Glenn Beck raped and kiled a girl in 1990

[jwillard1971]

@clownporn1 Too bad it wasn't you.

[MerryJoy123]

I LOVE GLEN BECK BUT THIS IS FUNNY

[foxx312]

@MerryJoy123 SCREW YOU 

[MtnLou]

@Clownporn1 - Now we should all move. Nice tolerance on your part. Banning this and that? No idea what your talking about. I watch Glenn Beck and he offers solutions all the time. Its obvious you've bought into the class envy, anti-capitalism, big brother only wants to help, rhetoric. Btw, The Daily Show is funny as hell, but you surely don't find "answers" on Comedy Central. Making fun of people is easy, so is drinking the kool-aid

[MtnLou]

@Clownporn1 - So he's a "danger to the democracy" because you don't like what he says...hmmm...and you call me a nazi..lmao. If I believed in God I'd pray for you, but since not, I'll hope you change..

[clownporn1]

@MtnLou - Republicans are always trying to change the constitution - banning this and that. Maybe u all should move. Glenn is a ranting joke. Why do u think shows like The Daily Show works and you don't see them on the Republican side? Cause people like u and Glenn give the majority of Americans...Majority...so much laughable material to work with. Facism isn't going to take over with Brownshirts, its going to be NIKE and smiley faces, again - he has no answers, just final solutions.

[jwillard1971]

@clownporn1 Are you retarded? You just described the Democrats then said it was the Republicans.

[jwillard1971]

@clownporn1 And another thing, have you ever wondered why Glenn Beck has a billion times the audience the Daily Show has? Its because your stupid idea on how things are supposed to work are the minority. In other words, not the norm.

[clownporn1]

@jwillard1971 - appeal to popularity, what a lame fucking argument.

[jwillard1971]

@clownporn1 Try its normality (us) vs abnormality (you).

[CooperLordOfAll]

@jwillard1971 lol typical republican math. "beck has a billion times the audience the Daily Show has..." next you're gonna say that tax cuts for the rich work! oh oh! and that Bush Jr. was the best president EVER! ROFL!!!! omg...keep it in your church crazy.

[jwillard1971]

@CooperLordOfAll Check the facts Junior. Becks show is way bigger than the Gayly show, tax cuts HAVE worked every single time we've done it, and Bush Jr. was way better on his weakest day than Chairman Obama on his best. Of course, I say check the facts in jest, because we all know that liberals react to facts and reality like a vampire to sunlight.

[clownporn1]

@jwillard1971 - tax cuts do not work, Glenn Beck loves Nazis (real ones) I've checked the facts, and you're WRONG. even Glenn himslef says h does not check facts.

[jwillard1971]

@clownporn1 Educate yourself fool.

ALTURL DOT COM/39dte

[Purpledragon1766]

@jwillard1971 The DAILEY Show, and Colbert report got more people at THEIR rally than Glenn Dick had.

Glenn Dickwad is a fear monger and slippery slope and strawman are two of his favorite logical fallacies. He said himself that he's "Not a journalist, he's a rodeo clown and if you listen to him, you're an idiot." Those were his words. don't fight it.

Come back when you're ready to argue a legitimate point

[jwillard1971]

@Purpledragon1766 Z Lol. You keep believing that junior. First off, your wrong , they did not have as many at their rally as Beck did. Second, did you ever take a look at the youtube videos of who showed up at that rally? The Communist Party USA had a booth, the socialist parties, the National Socialists, etc, etc... Yeah, be proud moron. When you know what the fuck your talking about, come back and talk to me junior. Your way out of your league.

[Purpledragon1766]

@jwillard1971 Oh! I must have hit a raw nerve! Now you're using names, swear words and false statistics to back up your arguement. Tell me this; were did it tel you that Beck's rally had more than Stewart's? Here's an article, and IF you don't have shit for brains you'll actually read it.

It's called, "Jon Stewart's 'Rally to Restore Sanity' drew 200,000, beating estimated attendance at Glenn Beck's."

[xXtrickstergodXx]

@jwillard1971 Maybe if Beck included his giant ego he'd have more than Stewart's rally, but last time I checked they don't count ego when they count people.

Listen, the estimates people at Beck's rally was about 87000, but the rally to restore sanity and/or fear drew about 215,000 people. let me put that into perspective for you.

215,000

87000

Sorry, sanity wins this round.

[jwillard1971]

@xXtrickstergodXx Lol, really?

ironicsurrealism.blogivists.c O m/2010/10/30/aerial-photos-gle­nn-becks-restoring-honor-vs-jo­n-stewarts-rally-to-restore-sa­nity/

[TheMatt4019]

@xXtrickstergodXx Sorry, you looked at cbs' estimates. you fail too see the truth. just look at the pictures. i hope you like pictures. Oh and beck's actually honored people and not an agenda. Stewart's rally would've failed if Obama hadn't come. Who wouldn't want to see the president. I don't agree with him on anything but I'd like to see him in person to share my two cents with him.

[xXtrickstergodXx]

@TheMatt4019 Wow...words cannot express how incredibly stupid you are. How can to argue with numbers ACTUAL NUMBERS! It's a fact! Stewart's rally had more.

[TheMatt4019]

@xXtrickstergodXx OH it seems you don't like pictures mr.Xx. But come closer, i have a secret for you: when those "actual" numbers are distorted then, OH NO, it's not a fact! Btw you have a really cool name. Mine is just down right lame if you haven't noticed. I think by putting Xs infront of my name will make it sooooo cool ;) Sorry you lose this round, kid.

[Purpledragon1766]

@TheMatt4019 Calm down, trickster. Everyone has a right to be a retard. So if this loser wants to be one, just let him.

[TheMatt4019]

@Purpledragon1766 I'm a not a retard, oh no, I'm just a sick twisted freak ;)

[Purpledragon1766]

@TheMatt4019 So you admit that you're a freak too! And don't try to hide it, it's okay to be the biggest moron on the face of the planet. :)

[Littlegoddess15]

@TheMatt4019 Wow....you MUST be a retard to admit to that...

[xXtrickstergodXx]

@TheMatt4019 Because apparently..being a "sick twisted freak" is better than having shit for brains.

[MtnLou]

His show is very educational, just put down the Kool-aid and put on the FoxNews channel weekdays at 5 pm eastern. It takes courage to do that, but YES YOU CAN!!

[clownporn1]

@MtnLou - you're right, his show is educational... if you're functionally retarded, a fundie, or a nazi. His show is a danger to the democracy because he has no answers, just final solutions.

[ghostrec777]

Completely crazy, actually~ pretty sure~~~

[XiahouJoe]

Again this is all you have. The spelling police, as if a misspelling negates the argument and present refuting of your so called 'facts. I guess you 'Nuthin' earlier was acceptable then. Talk about clueless double standard, until you come up with proven & accepted facts of it you got nothing at all.

[ahtnos]

I've done it with my own dog. Believe it. That's why I keep a gravy bowl under my desk. If I show up in Thailand dead from autoerotic asphyxiation... believe it!

Anybody who wasn't creeped out wasn't paying attention.

[rumplins]

I can't believed he raped that chick. Glenn beck is a Mormon creep.

[XiahouJoe]

@rumplins wha? you might want to watch the slander there.

[rumplins]

@XiahouJoe Nothin' but facts.

[XiahouJoe]

@ rumplins "facts" yea I looked them up keep drinkin the kool aid and make sure to change the tinfoil hat ever third Thursday or 'their' influence will get to *rolls eyes*

[rumplins]

@XiahouJoe Why don't you go back to 5th grade and learn how to form a sentence ?

[XiahouJoe]

@rumplins That's all you got? Wow, well seems the debate on the relevant facts just died when all you could do was attack the sentence structure. Thanks for making it easy.

[rumplins]

@XiahouJoe It's been established that what I said is fact, so I don't feel the need to debate with you. There's just no sense in you refusing facts AND being a grammar retard.

[XiahouJoe]

@rumplins Grammer Retard? this coming from you. Seriously. if you truly believe that a proven internet meme that an unrelated man named Glenn Beck as seen in the police report available online is the same as the one on TV you sir truly need your conspiracy tinfoil hat. In the meantime the relevancy of you saying its fact with 0 to back it up but left wing hack sites that have been proven false time and time again. Some even fessing up that it was just to use a similar tactic he uses is sad.

[rumplins]

@XiahouJoe Dude. It's 'grammar'. How old are you ?

[Acuraintegraman1]

LOL BECK RULES!

[pbmdh]

Beck is a fucking nutjob, and so are the people that support him.

[Snuggle454]

hahaha!!!

[zeroxpectations]

I wish he was this aggressive towards Bush when he was in office. He might have some credibility. Instead, he was encouraging everyone to, begrudgingly, drink the koolaid. Consistency is all I ask for.

[DrPhucker]

You obviously weren't paying attention then.

[manladyyasser]

he really is mad.

[IIIJJJthePanda]

who cares how insane he is, why would you support that and keep him on TV???

[greendustybean]

Wow! Goes to show....you can put any spin you want into play if you have control of the scene, and can extract soundbites, then reconstruct them to make a point.

Very clever. See what you can do with Mother Teresa!

[d7gh2u99wd]

@greendustybean there are no limits, you can make anybody look bad

[spiderbaby1958]

If you want the real unfiltered Beck, check out his Twitter Page. Freak-KAY!

[Bobofjudia]

Does it talk about him raping little girls between the ages of 4-13 years old?

O wayt, he mait s00 mee if aye say dat 2 lawoood.

[spiderbaby1958]

What I love about this video is that it distills Beck's (sigh) special charisma. Olbermann certainly has his douche moments, but he doesn't have that awesome lunatic vibe.

[invisi3ill]

let's get one thing straight: Olbermann's a douche, too.

[Castropher]

3:15 LMFAO!!

[BaronWVS]

A semi-literate, fear-mongering, one-man FREAK SHOW.

[fluff125]

Do one of Olbermann too and maybe I'll forgive you.

[Castropher]

Wow Comparing Glenn Beck to Keith Olberman!? Thats Glenn Beck talk right there!

[anyviolet]

Hey, mostly a fan of techno here, not as much Glenn Beck, and this is a slammin (and funny) mashup. Taking him out of context also made me like Glenn Beck better too - thanks!

[spiderbaby1958]

It's true. Beck is so much more entertaining without the context!

[petefader]

wow, taking things out of context is so funny. zzzzzz.

[s3ac0w]

He's a nice guy.

[baglady999]

woot!!! GO Glen

[HavasuBen]

Glen Beck is awesome!!!

[1schwererziehbar1]

glenn beck is a neocon, not a libertarian.

[killcs]

let rx2008 do this :D

[iTellYouNoLie]

I worship a spoon, I'll ask the spoon to have mercy on glen, for he knows not what he does.

[Fantod]

I truly wish someone really could talk him out of the crazy tree.

[TheMatt4019]

@Fantod I never seen this guy before but what's so crazy about him?

[JeffreyMLicano11]

@TheMatt4019 Hes not a liberal, seriously watch the show and I would bet that you would not find him crazy at all. Maybe a bit preachy, but not crazy.

[DeadPianoPlayer]

DOOOOPE!