The Real Game Genie

[welchjimmy]

My only wish.... TO GET RID OF ALL THESE DAMN NINTENDO 3DS ADS!!!!!!!!!!

[SellMeLies]

lol

[moon3033]

fuck that's a hairy genie.

[haroldminn]

my first and only wish... the ability to watch a college humor video and be able to stop with out watching another

[Icanhaznolife]

Chuck Norris can watch a single college humour video...and stop.

[dualCranKy]

@Icanhaznolife I can do this too... its not very hard since the videos get worse and worse.

[coleisawesome532]

@Icanhaznolife my ass

[CompleteWasteofTime1]

Should have ended it with some anti marijuana thing as if it was an ad saying how it clouds your judgement just a suggestion

[AniCygnus]

1. Immortality

2. An ice Cream cone

3. Three more wishes

4. Godlike Powers

5. The genie to be free

6. The genie to be mortal

And then i will bend the world to my will ultimately creating a utopia in which i am the ruler and Create a hell to wich anyone who believed in The god of the bible would be sent when they die... And a better computer so i can be the Almighty nerd god

[PizzaBlade17]

My Three Wishes:

1.I want my second wish to come true.

2.I want my third wish to come true

3.I want my first wish to not come true.

*Black hole forms and destroys universe*

[Byrocelot]

1. Drugs

2. Sex

3. Money

[camobeast100]

I want to punch this guy in the face for being this stupid.

[MUDMASK13]

but infinity is impossible. that would mean the earth would have to take up ALL the space ever anywhere. it would eliminate everything, and then we'd al die anyway. it cant happen hahhahaha infintity+forever but forever+never

[YSunnyShineY]

1. Bring back real music.

That's all i desire 

[halo25487]

genie's a hacker. nuff said

[Imatrollyay]

My three wishes:

1. Genie powers (I'll grant my wishes myself, thank you)

2. Set the genie free.

3. ... I don't really have anything planned here, so I'll just give the genie an ice cream cone.

[MrPrototype105]

the game station totaly riped this off

[mha1john]

This dude sucks at wishing.

[totalbadass500]

My genie wishes:

1. Get laid by any girl of my choice for all eternity untill I die

2.Impossible to give or get stds

3.Impossible to get someone pregnant

[gamerzx10]

@totalbadass500 but then mankind would end ._.

[totalbadass500]

@gamerzx10 2012 coming up soon anyway =P

[gamerzx10]

@totalbadass500 spssh i dont belive in that anyways people keep saying a giant metor is gonna hit just like they did with that saturday but it didnt happen or if not a giant meteor then the rapture you know how much times they have done this and hey if its real then im gonna die an 11 year old virgin (or be raptured an 11 year old virgin)

[totalbadass500]

@gamerzx10 lol

[gamerzx10]

@totalbadass500 :P

[DerpingProductions]

@totalbadass500 Best Wishes ever

[lordzac12255]

1. To have unlimited money

2. Become an emperor of the universal imperial empire

3. Infinity wishes

4. Conquer the universe

[heavymigration]

if your gonna make 3 wishes just make one

if your gonna make 3 wishes just make one

[ok2431]

That was a dream

[awesometjdude]

my 3 wishes

1 to never be banned from wow

2 for wifi r my wii

3 1000 gnies (to make more wishes)

[mercinaryre4]

@awesometjdude never be banned hmm that and play for free FOR THE HORDE!

[awesometjdude]

@mercinaryre4 i played a gnome ps i killed a orc BY MY SELF

[mercinaryre4]

@awesometjdude a orc so? you prolly still suck how many 85s? ive got like 4 and i dont have any orcs ps gnomes are gay

[awesometjdude]

@mercinaryre4 wow isnt that big a deal ok i have a live outside staring at a computer screen 24/7

[mercinaryre4]

@awesometjdude and you still don't have a 85? fail

[ruskie20]

@awesometjdude You might want to add on - Proper grammar and diction.

[awesometjdude]

@ruskie20 grammer nazi

[mercinaryre4]

@awesometjdude nazi lover

[awesometjdude]

@mercinaryre4 no i hate the nazis and think the vet kong souldof won deadliest warrio and grammer nazis is a ch vid

[mercinaryre4]

@awesometjdude i know the video he kills himself at the end for improper grammar and what did the veitkong have to do with this? i saw that episode too. it was epic with the mud spike ball and the floor trap spike thing with the pig

[sergeant8041]

1: infinite wishes

2: immortallity

3:invinciblility

4:to be able to do anything i want

[SuperUltraNinja1]

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WRITING THEIR FUCKING WISHES!!!!!!

[yosephe]

1 Control time with no disadvantages

2 unlimited money without any questions

3 more wishes

4 DBz powers

5 psychic and element powers (like avatar)

6 more wishes

8 wish my teacher sniped

9 rape the hottest senior Megan wellbeg

10 wish to be president

[airmaster123]

@yosephe why rape her when you can just have her like i wish megan wellbag will fuck me willingly

[yosephe]

@airmaster123 haha its a wkuk reference watch "wkuk genie" and you'll understand

[yosephe]

@airmaster123 haha its a wkuk reference watch "wkuk genie" and you'll understand



[14mamaluigi]

1. Psychic-type moves.

2. UNLIMITED strength.

3. Genie's freedom.

[bloodlinehunter]

1. An eternal erection that shows no affection!!

that's all i need for now, I'll save me other 2 wishes.

[TheTCarpZ]

1. For there to be a super fast monorail connecting across the U.S.

2. The only religion is Mormonism.

3. More Wishes.

4. I want to have inspector gadget hands.

5. I want a ticket that allows me access to any movie or musical forever.

6. More Wishes

7. Nobody else can undo these

8. I have ultimate control over TV

9. Every single piece if whole wheat bread is destroyed.

[airmaster123]

@TheTCarpZ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo not the bread thats just evil........ go for it ;)

[simplyblink182]

1.Being able to have 2 save files in Pokemon!

2.Taking it back down to one again for no reason

3.And finally....making it 2 again!!

MWHAHAHHA!!

[beowulf500ad]

@simplyblink182 the genie would probably kill himself if someone did that

[DaTaurenGangsta]

1.A unicorn

2. A bag of condoms

3. A pair of pants

[Gigdoat]

1. A

2. Funnier

3. Comment

[MardasMan]

1. a girlfriend

2. sanity

3. religion erased from the planet

[danielg6961]

1.a beard

2. a razer

3. i nazi duck

[TheSunnRose]

1. Ability to fly

2. For it to be impossible for me to have head lice again.

3. More wishes

4. For school to start at 9:00 A.M. and end at 2:30 P.M

5.etc

[kickedphilip93]

1 a toaster

2 slice bread

3 nitella

[kickedphilip93]

1 a hot dog

2 a hammer

3 a sc

[PDCInc1]

Wish 1. A green lantern ring.

Wish 2. A portal gun. (or I could just make one with the green lantern ring)

Wish 3. Telekinesis (or I could just make something that gives me telekinesis with the green lantern ring. I really need to rethink my wishes)

[JRWdouble]

1 : Unlimited wishes

2 : Invisability

3: Quicksaving! :D

[nejihyuga901]

1. To cast illusions with my eyes

2. Anybody that ever tries to hurt somebody else teleports to there bed.

3. To eat as much as I want and not gain fat.

[TheSunnRose]

@nejihyuga901 That teleport thing would be cool, I could punch someone, and then sleep. =D

[OmagaMinion]

1. 7 more wishes 2. make the wishes tokens so I can touch them 3. 89.7 more wishes 4. what that guy in the video wished 5. -5 wishes 6. 854 more wishes 7. get a nes 8. infinite wishes 9. good time machine 10. 86773662888377729U976655558767­6766777789878 more wishes 11. everyone who likes tetris elements to switch to mac so mine will get sold 12. 20 paypal dollars 13. eh 14. 57 poeple to do my bidding 15. my laptop to be loader 16. more characters

[TheRubySpider]

Just rub the lamp again, or does that not work?

[shoopdawoop32]

1. infinite wishes

2. whatever the fuck i want ive got unlimited wishes!

[r0b0tj0n3s]

1. photographic memory for everything w/o compremising other functions or personality traits in my brain.

2. perfect health no matter what i put my body through

3. infinite rare candy in pokemon black

[JRWdouble]

@r0b0tj0n3s #3, that's where ActionReplay comes in :D

[FlamingChink]

1. For infinite wishes. Yeah, bitch.

2. Unlimited money.

3. World peace. Holy fuck, do we need that.

Final wish(right before I die): for the genie to be free.

[AndyMcCy]

@FlamingChink If you have infinite wishes, you'd probably wish to live forever so there'd never be a final wish.

[MUDMASK13]

@AndyMcCy naw cause can you imagine watching everyone you ever loved dying while you lived on? how horrible would that be?

[AndyMcCy]

@MUDMASK13 Then wish for them to live forever too, if you have unlimited wishes then you ccould do whatever you wanted forever.

[MUDMASK13]

@AndyMcCy but then people they cared about would die as THEY lived on. and you cant wish for everyone to have eternal life because then the earth woulnt be able to support a population so large that only keeps growing... sooooo :(

[Boydogblues]

@MUDMASK13 wish that the earth could support an infinite ammount of people?

[hunterfail1]

@FlamingChink fool! without chaos order can not exist, you would destroy the world not help it

[14597ojai]

1. For Mass hunger and mass disease to be entirely extinguished

2. (considering that hunger and disease existed to prevent overpopulation) I would make it very very hard to get a woman pregnant.

3. For the universe to be redesigned every 1000 years by a coven of wise men whose art and imagination consultant would be Neil Gaiman.

[27RandomMaxx]

1. The power to control time.

2. To know what happens after we die. *make sure it doesn't kill me*

3.For it to be free.

[existenceisrelative]

1. Switch the buildings, man-made landmarks, and populations of new york city and los angeles.

2. Switch the genders of every person on earth for one year. Then switch back.

3. Give all animals the option to become human and all humans the option to become animals one time in their lives.

Those are my genie wishes.

[krackhed999]

@existenceisrelative 1. Send those fuckers from LA back to LA, don't want them anywhere near NJ.

2. Make my gender immune to switching, that's just retarded and disgusting.

3. Go back in time and steal your lamp from you before you make your sick and twisted wishes because if I found out I had sex with what used to be a squirrel, I would personally hunt you down, shove the squirrel up your ass and use your own lamp to wish your very existence into 3 separate hellish eternities simultaneously.

[UltimateLink1]

@existenceisrelative oh yay ^.^ quick find a genie lamp and make those wishes! I wanna be a dragon ^.^

[T4DAA]

@existenceisrelative 2. Person can change sex when ever he wants ;)

[MisterTheLawence]

One of my wish would be that I could fly :P

[MultiEclipse123]

@4megatiger The console he was playing with is called the NES.

[get1modernwarfare2]

1. Infinite lives

2. infinite money

3. infinite wishes. you are now my bitch for ETERNITY! >=-D

[trevtrevXD]

Don't, i mean

[trevtrevXD]

Cause they do have a game genie

[4megatiger]

why does he have a nintendo when the xbox and ps3 have come out?

[64gamestation]

@4megatiger because nothing can beat nintendo

[4megatiger]

@64gamestation i can nme name multiple things better than the wii -_-

[64gamestation]

@4megatiger im not talking abot the wii im talking about the console nintendo

[4megatiger]

@64gamestation i know what you were talking about

[64gamestation]

@4megatiger then how come you brought up the wii

[4megatiger]

@64gamestation WHY DID YOU BRING UP THE WII?!?!

[64gamestation]

@4megatiger what dont you get

[4megatiger]

@64gamestation you seem not to understand my motives

[64gamestation]

@4megatiger i meant the first nintendo console called nintendo not wii

[4megatiger]

@64gamestation i know that but i have a deep hatred for the wii

[fastcheetah55]

the only thing i had to say at the end of this video:

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwww.

[cjhurst1001]

1 one wish. The powers of god. HA beat that genie!

[Downbrokenhearts]

@cjhurst1001 powers of chuck norris wins.

[MrFreddymercury]

I remember game genie

[internetfanboy69]

these guys need a tv show

[mkb285]

1 Justin Bieber gets the genie so he can wish he was a man so we dont have to put up with him anymore

[camobeast100]

Watching this makes me want a genie even more.

[gaaragirlgo98]

psh, i bought that game genie. I think im going to stick with action replay,

[greenxboy1]

1:15 the time is going backward

[camobeast100]

1. Infinite wishes

2. Not being dependent on the genie

3. So long Sucker!

[camobeast100]

1. Ten more wishes

2. Controlling technology

3. Telepathy

4. A billion dollars

5. MJ back from the dead

6. Infinite wishes

Enz.

[TheTellybean]

I think genies are hoping for people to wish them freedom them from their lamps

[AnnaMariaMaleshev]

Fat genie

[bananabananarepublic]

I wish for more wishes!

im sorry, wishing for more wishes is now banned, since it doesn-

MORE GENIES! (ultimate troll wish)

[cooldonkeyfish]

1. To be able to control any technology by touching it.

2. To be able to remember everything I'm taught.

3. To be able to go into any picture/movie/painting/IMAGEOF­SOMESORT.

[Joinproclan]

1. A pot of gold

2. A whistling pinwheel

3. Bruce Lee back from the dead

[Polymeron]

Husky's game genie is still so much better.

[seasonedcurlies]

This guy looks like sid from Hey Arnold, or sodahead13.

[SecretCrackBaby]

1.unlimited wishes

2. i dont need a genie to make wishes

3. i wish i had a net chuck norris

[ShutinSmith]

no offence but i feel this could have been miles better......still good tho

[RozenFaith]

1. To remove all current gods/goddess from existence.

2. To become the new god.

3. Fuck off Genie

[MRsmith1990Q9]

1.richest guy on earth

2. smartest guy on earth

3. strongest guy on earth

done

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

I would wish for infinate BLT's

[MrMrCellophane]

I just lost the game....

[nottinmatterz2day]

No HD Honkies?

[postUsernameHere]

1. virtual reality minecraft

2. a pet creeper

3. F***in dimonds

[maximbelovable]

@postUsernameHere my 3rd wish would be more wishes, TEN MORE DUAMONDS :D

[care2much2]

That man is retarded. He wished for a fkin mario game..

[stanleyjosten]

YOU DIDN'T WISH FOR THEM TO BE STARS?!?!?!

[Sh0ckth3r4pygames]

1. Destroy Infinity Ward and Treyarch so no more damn Call of Duty games.

2. Level 50 in Bad Company 2, So it won't take me 3 years to get there.

3. And last, but not least . Episode 3

[snowyowl0]

1. Infinity wishes

2. Even more infinity wishes.

3. A time machine. And not the kind that blows up a galaxy if you get it wrong.

[hammer2350]

@snowyowl0

And if you can't get more wishes, wish for more genies.

[mechaXXI]

@hammer2350

hahaha.. Agree

[albertjester]

@hammer2350 and if you cant wish for more genies, wish to grant your own wishes.

[beowulf500ad]

@hammer2350 lmfao I never thought about that before

[4megatiger]

@snowyowl0 why do you need 2 infinity wishes WHEN YOU COULD HAVE 3?!?!?!?!

[Yahh698]

@snowyowl0

1.infinity wishes, rule says you cant have infinte

2.wish that rule didn't exist

3.wishes will always end up good and not bad

[collenjets123]

1: to mod any video game i grow bored of with my mind.

2: to have money legitly gained through some sort of investment and be rich.

3: give most of my fortune away to everybody everytime i get more so that everyone is happy. :D

[Gameralex100]

1. master cheif to have unlimited sheild

2. unlimited armorlock and jetpack

3. for black ops to die

[COOLMANMANOVER9000]

GENIE HAS MAN TITTIES

[commander3046]

@HFMOG are these even worth responding to anymore?.....non. no i did not get it from them. but i thank youtubers everywhere for making sure i know who the hell they are ever since i made this comment

[dubstepgamer]

Anyone notice the timw changes from 12 to 16 to 15?

[blackopswarlord12345]

bottomless wallet filled with hundreds 

[XeindiorulezFTW]

1: To have my cat live as long as me

2: To shapeshift

3: To make everyone that I come near happy.

[UseYourHeadAndHeart]

1. Immortality. Like complete immortality. I could float in space, or sleep in the middle of the sun, and be unharmed. Oh, and the aging stops at about... 30.

2. Ability to fly 500x faster than speed of light.

3. Unlimited wishes.

[jojoinhere]

i wish to be God!

[Xionialatron]

I would wish for a hot genie, because this guy wasn't most people's type. Then I would get more wishes, probably give myself all the latest games that come out.

[ddmnlm0]

now i reeeally wanna play super mario

[drakeTM1]

1. Make Ninja Gaiden easier.

2. Design my own NES game about Nyan cat.

3. Shoot the Duck Hunt dog.

[hassmann2000]

Jews wouldn't know how to use a genie.

[hassmann2000]

@loomp Your smoking some serious crack.

[hassmann2000]

@loomp Why did you remove your comment you pussy?!

Yet again you make no sense.

[hassmann2000]

@loomp You removed your comment again?!?

What a raging pussy.

Oh and its "you're" not your, you jackass.

[JezzlyJames]

I d wish for pudding

[khonsmosis]

Lol. Of course the middle eastern guy is the one making the wishes...

[krnazndynasty]

Donald Faison!

[HackersOfComputers]

these are my wishes:

1. i wish for the best computer in the world that can play ANYTHING, and always is getting better.

2. be able to draw 500 SEK from any pocket i got on me ( im from sweden ).

3. World peace

[Tulipstem]

I asked my bro to watch this video, and that stupid tampon ad started playing. Super awkward...

[Murosimaro]

2:13 LIKE A BOSS face.

[CaptainObvious0000]

how about a (cartoon) video about dead space ?

[metallipwn]

Wish to persuade people into anything and immortality: you don't really need a thrid wish

[sk8rgrl120]

@xxxrandomedudexxx2 nahhh don't waste your time on the girls with STDs.

[sk8rgrl120]

@xxxrandomedudexxx2 alrightt, i'll take that thenn. hahha. but idk bout wishing never to get sick, cause then you'd never stay home unless you skip which takes sooo much effort.

[sk8rgrl120]

@xxxrandomedudexxx2 haha i don't know about the having sex with hot chicks thing since i'm a girl....:p

[sk8rgrl120]

@xxxrandomedudexxx2 haha of course a 14 year old would comment something like that... ohh i'm glad i'm thirteen. *sarcasm intended*

[iloverikku714]

am i missing something in smb? since when infinity coins are useful?

[andrewj200]

@xxxrandomedudexxx2 you are clearly 12 years old.

[sdmitch16]

Time is forzon. I didn't feel like using spell check so I just kept typing.

281 people never get a genie when the rub a l