A Black Comedian Tells The Aristocrats Joke

[mjb785]

As a black guy, this is embarrassing. If you're going to claim to represent the race, you should at least be funny.

[KingGhard]

that just made the white version worth hearing, thats funny!!! 2 thumbs up

[SlaveToNoOne]

Summer Loving...you disgust me D:

[Danthaman1971]

Come on man, you forgot the children, you ALWAYS put children in the aristocrats joke..

[dmanagua]

Honestly, I think a Black talent agent would have pulled out a glock and shot them during the dog erection....but before that he would have pissed on the white chicks while he sang R Kelly tunes.

[pkrep]

rework your build-up and you got gold man

[hanteek]

....

[minotaur1679]

pooping? you're said fucking, but won't say shit and piss ? terrible....

[jthmdomestic]

So the point is white people are fucked up then? Gee, way to tell us all something we already know in a long ass video that fucks up an old industry joke.

[benusherr]

punchline killed me

[sphericalpyramid]

Wow, dude. That fucking SUCKED. You're in the wrong profession, my man. Comedians are supposed to be funny.

[courtesyclerk]

unfunny.

[fdslk1]

geez, this sucks! He even stated that he wanted to do a "black" version, why didn't he just started telling the joke from the beginning? BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO FEEL DISCRIMINATED! "Black People can tell this joke too" What a cunt! Just tell the fucking joke, this joke it's not about races, it's about shit, piss, fist fucking, rape, zoophlia, necrophilia and more philias, with rape and shit and fistfucking each others... this is joke is about being awfull and shocking with the biggest calm ever.

[Dominus357]

that joke is fked up lol

[coleman2k3]

I don't know what relevance being black is, or that the talent agent is black and the family is white, this version was just awful.

[angelcarnivore]

This had potential- however, you miss the point of the joke. You need to push the envelope a little more with the act itself, use some more strictly white stereotypes. Also, the delivery needs some work. But a genuine effort. B-

[mistertakeda]

Ahahaha! I get it!

[Jimi409]

You can say the same thing without being so arrogant and negative, Tuck. Responses like yours close the doors on conversations that should be about listening to each others differences; not arguing opinions.

[BigDeezNU]

This is the dumbest version of the joke I have ever heard. I think I'll wait for Chappelle to do a version of it. Seriously? The black perspective on the joke but the participants are still white? No decent punchline (should have stopped at "is this supposed to be a joke"). This joke failed in many ways, I denounce this as a representation of the black view of the Aristocrat's joke. Reply if you agree.

[zdm03c]

Call me crazy, but I'm going to disagree. I usually don't take my critical opinions from people named "BigDeez[NUTS, I assume]."

[BigDeezNU]

That's just the cover feel free to take a shot my content. I stand by my opinion that this was a very weak shot at the aristocrats joke. Oh and the N U means in you stupid name I came up with because I had to make an account to leave comments and better (or worse) names that I tried were already taken.

[coleman2k3]

i agree

[hippie1936]

i thought you did prety well...... not enough disturbing shit though.... and the end kinda makes the joke. so i give you a thumb up for effort and one thumb down for fucking up the joke a bit.

[mparker18311]

Logged in just to one star this POS vid.

[metalshadowoverlord]

The punchline is supposed to be the funny part...it was funny until the end.

[zdm03c]

Wow, metalshadowoverlord (if that is your real name), you don't get The Aristocrats joke AT ALL, huh? I bet you like showing card tricks to dogs.

[jacknttroughton]

I remember this one time I took of my clothes, but I didn't get naked.

[Frap357]

Crappy. Very boring. You can't do it. Noob. Not even funny.

[noname1020]

lame

[outsidechange]

White people are everything you imagine... it's so true. Hilarious, but it would be better to hear what you think black people would do... racist asshole.

[myfingerisup]

well, he doesn't get the joke if he thinks there is a white "perspective" to be countered.

but looking around the comments i wonder if many people do. seems not.

[bkdolan3]

Why do fucking niggers always need something that relates to them. "Oh its never been done from a black perspective" Who gives a fuck? Not me. I hate fucking niggers.

[myfingerisup]

don't listen to yr mama bkdolan3, she's lying if she's saying yr just as smart as the other little girls.

(and no, you ain't purdy neither. but if you fall on hard times there's always the truck stop to make a quick buck)

:O

[gurly510]

if u hate "niggers" so much than why so have bob marley, cassidy , method man,m.i.m.s , and the boon docks on ur favoritws?! ur a racist pice of worthless crap. do society a favor and just shut the hell up.

[bkdolan3]

Take it easy gurly510. Your spelling is atrocious and your a fuck face.

[chitsisgreat]

its too long but it has a good spin on it

[cooliovasquez]

this sucks

[Eman607]

shits weak

[UDelaware2003]

why is this joke about race all of a sudden?

[sinan32121]

Don't get me wrong, I love when black guys make fun of white folk, its a nice change of pace. I especially love the "white" accent. However, I didn't like the joke simply because it's not as crude as it could have been. You left out the incest, that's the essence of the joke.

[Tit0rtiz]

yes i enjoy having the last word, but i never understood why people criticise other people about that. Because obviously, you can't end a conversation without having the last word either. Sooooo what the fucks up with that? If you were content with me being the "last work freak" why did you feel you must comment me? That doesnt mean your the last word freak either?? hmmm.. a little contradicting don't you think, smart guy? And I'm sorry that my reasoning is boring, go back living in confusion

[Tit0rtiz]

don't sit there insulting me and then whine like 6 year old in pre-school that isn't allowed to play with the building blocks, because I'm responding to every comment you leave me. In 1 comment, you call me an asshole, and then request to be left alone. Does that make sense to you? Your antagonizing an arguement. Why would you create such an obvious racial joke, then bitch about the comments? You know why no one likes your video? You took a crude disgusting joke and made it racial for no reason.

[Tit0rtiz]

actually i have a novel coming out late fall of 09'.. its based on the arrogance of youtube video posters and their comments, you've been given a special chapter alone, you should look for it at your local book store, its called, The YouTube Youth, by yours truely Tit0rtiz. Also, do you really think i have the potiental to be a racist, or were you just teasing me??

[Tit0rtiz]

yes the "image" of black people in america is absolutely terrible. You'd be a fool to say other wise, it's not racist at all, infact he's trying to tell you to shut the fuck up because your hurting your own race in the end. Because your ignorance projects your race's views as well. Just like if i made a video saying nigger and spic, it would make white people look worse. Quit trying to be a smart ass, because you dont have the wit or intelligence for it.

[Tit0rtiz]

i hate white people more than blacks. i dont really have a problem with blacks.. i just hate when black people do stuff like this, have you ever met a white person who sounds like that?? Maybe from the 60's but fuck... If i made a video impersonating my view of a black boy, I'd be called a racist and hundreds of comments would be posted in protest of the video. But when a black guy does it about whites, white's praise him and call him hilarious and embrace it and him. Thats just fucking stupid

[wizewizard2000]

That would be just as racist as if I said "I don't like black people."

[Haiderrabatt]

Hey, youre welcome and Thank You for responding!

That was even better than I expected, I really like how you keep this one going, keep it on.

[Haiderrabatt]

Well, it sucked.

Its stupid, racist (And somehow i expected a cheese quote which didnt came along...maybe next time(please?)) and there is nothing new, funny or creative about it.

Oh, heres Steamboat Tucker calling:

Whats that? I am stupid, I`m a racist?

Well, call me stupid if you like (put me in dress and call me Lucy if it helps) but I am not a racist. I just think that this Joke sucked, even the aristocrats desereved better.

Especially the Aristocrats deserve better.

[Tit0rtiz]

oh yeah, your joke sucked by the way, im sure this is why the makers of the aristocrates avioded the "black presceptives" on the joke, as you put it. Because black people cant tell jokes without saying the word "WHITE."

[Tit0rtiz]

everything with black people is always about color... this is how black people are. And here we are white people, blind as could be, supporting Obama. WAKE UP WHITE AMERICA!! WE RUN SHIT.. WE CONTROL IT! Dont be fooled... they hate us..... a black president is going to help and support black people..... he dont give a shit about you, the country, nothing.. youtube a few obama videos he specifically says... "REVERSE THE WEALTH IN THIS COUNTRY"

[Liamw0lf]

You suck. Go blow a donkey.

Ham and Cheese Sandwich, seriously?

[nickinky]

You just fucked up a classic joke... Good one... Go vote for Obama

[alphalives]

gooooood one man, you ARE a comedian!!!!! just read the writing on the wall

[alphalives]

im a white kid who wanted to be black all my life until I saw the "black perspective" because if that's what it is then... well gosh then im just dandy with my level of melanin.

[Kooly1]

your name is tucker...real intimidating :D

[Kooly1]

hey look its Chris Rock...and he got fat!

[tapirtoon2]

Booo, booo, boo! This guy's making blacks' image even worse! Why'd he have to mention race?

[davenann2]

that is just like your joke

[2minds2many]

SkidaMaRinkyDinky Dink SkidaMaRinkyDooo

I lovvveeeee Youuuuuu...

I love ya singin... into a dog's penis.

Ya know somethin' like that.

[2minds2many]

The idea of it was centered around a black talent agent and the fact that he's the only one out of every version ever told that doesn't give a fk about what there called is great, BUTTTT UHHH, you just didn't sell the fucking thing man at all. You're sittin on your ass with a beer in your hand, and instead of "summer lovin'" You should have made it the skidaMaRinkyDinky Dink song from that old kids program the Elephant Show!

[americana1988]

that's one of the best version of aristocrats i've heard

[DJ1KD1MIX1ACCOUNT]

Well I think he was just drunk and felt like dissing some white folks HAHA. Not trying to be disrespectful to anyone. But that's what I think HAHA

[BertRock1r]

worstttttttt

version

ever.

i was expecting some new insight or perspective... he just doesn't get it.

summer lovin from grease?

this is a waste of video.

[nanomo23]

Fail.

[Bevanclan]

gros

[megagamer777]

thats not right its supposed to be a family

[sickanimations]

More creative than most and yeah, he should have ended with "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[travisd05]

lol well, i just watched Gilbert Gottfried's version and it makes this one seem like something a small child would come up with in comparison. i mean come on, this doesn't come close to the imagery of a man with Popeye arms fisting his daughter's asshole. although i wouldn't condone such activities, that alone made Gilbert Gottfried's version of this joke infinitely funnier...and dirtier.

[travisd05]

not dirty enough

[spottednigel]

Pretty damn good. I probably would have stopped at "Is this a joke?" v:)

[freestuffffff]

If the ham and cheese sandwich had mayonnaise it would have been funnier. Not bad though.

[freestuffffff]

I think if the ham and cheese sandwich had mayonnaise it would have been funnier. Not bad though.

[a2dli]

WTF he ruined the joke completely!! watch gilbert gottfried do this joke!

[djphatd]

haha GG is good but Bob Saget is the best!!!!!

[pl4y2r4ng3]

i didnt get it.

[xXJokkhXx]

Aristocrats. dude they can get away with anything

[Jonkmaster]

Hahaha!!! Great ending!!!

[VideogeekinMD]

Not bad. Pretty funny.

[djphatd]

this is pretty funny dude!!!

[garygc31]

white people are better at it...not funny

[Tit0rtiz]

AGREED!