Where I be

[13lael]

Nice look !... I think the circus is hiring !

[TMBrd89]

@13lael Are you their talent agent?

[MrCannaBeans]

Quitting is easier the more times you do it. About the fifth time you quit, it's no big deal, and you're done.

[wooolf21]

HOLY SHIT DUDE! After watching that video, I can safely say that you are now the biggest douche in the universe. Congratulations.

[MichaelHasNoFriends]

lmao. i live 30 mins from peoria (ik. not something to brag about) But next time im there i will definalty keep an eye out for any aleins or michael jacksons or combination of the two.

Great video. lmao.

[Andisayrawrr]

I need a cigarette just to overthink this.

[tomlop]

Are 51 is in Nevada

[roqt411]

u r super creative. It would be cool if you were the next Tarantino of film makers :) (or just anyone you actually like so that this compliment really does turn out to be a compliment.)

[mindcrackin]

!!!nice!!!

i love it

[patternsinchaos]

the hair works!

[nicanicabad]

Amazing production! i started again after a year and a half smoke-free, when you quit.

[303image]

i thought it was Albuquerque?

[countpopethe3rd]

@303image Albuquerque is in new mexico... and it wouldn't be here... to many conspiracy theorists it sucks

[exDeathex]

You have some hectic admirers Azrienoch xD

[mathinvestor]

when did you turn into a flaming homosexual?

[kennjad]

phenomenal... i live 10 minutes away from peoria

[defectiveillusions]

Yay for cigarettes. Loved the part where you became a christian. XD

[judasinwaiting]

even gheyer

[yarandil]

3 Cuils!

[ewops]

Yo! One of the few youtube users I actually missed in a real life type of way.

[TheTheifInYourHead]

Same here. I keep reading over his books (love "The Absurdity of Philosophy", it changed my opninions of Nietzsche)

[WashingMachine0]

So goddamn happy you came back, your videos are WIN

[Insaneagram]

lmao I love your random monolouges and yay you're back.

[CelphaFiael]

you're so refreshingly intelligent. date me.

[herpesstud]

@celphafiael mmm-hm i KNEW it!

[itrubsthelotion3]

@celpha mmm-hm i KNEW it all along! HOMOSEXUALITY baby

[micesaymeoow]

wow, you are amazing. but smoking is bad. i can't smoke or else i'll die. :)

[vascoa]

Smokehead!!! ;)

[XxDeathExpiredxX]

Yaaay you came back~ =D

[dieannadior618]

.. your hair O_O i loved the video but i couldnt stop looking at your hair lol XD O_o

[XhezthecrazymetalerX]

Glad to have you back, your videos always make me laugh :D

[shtoyshted]

good to have you back :)

[87Julius]

Jesus christ man. So when did things start declining so much? Or is it supposed to be inclining? Or nothing of that is supposed to mean anything? Wish I knew the story behind all of this, but I guess it's out of reach, in the deep darkness of the internets.

If I study philosophy, will I get a mohawk, shit in my nose, and ruin my health on smoking? Will I also get scrawny and pale and loose my superiority complex? Man, you're really scary.

[InReasonWeTrust]

Ronald Reagan went to Eureka College in Peoria ill. I always thought he might be alien.

I think aliens invented smoking to kill us off so they can take over. Reagan didn't smoke, so there's your proof twice over; and if he did, he didn't inhale.

Reagan was a blowhard alien. I'm sure of it.

[HypochondriacVlogger]

I'm loving the "Happy, healthy, and smoking" ending that you threw in there.

It definitely gave me an embarrassing laugh. Embarrassing being as how I am in my living room alone, and had anyone else in the house heard me, they wouldn't understand why I was laughing. Thanks. ;D

[Demolyte]

No need to waste words

Welcome back Az

and the dark side aka the smokers club also welcomes you back, I'm their current representative this week

[thelyzardiam]

Aw! You're smoking again? Im doing the e-cig thing. I havent had one in 2 months now. Thanks for blogging about it cause I got one shortly after that. Im stepping down on my MG slowly. Im down to 12mg now. Its hard to understand the addiction if you've never smoked.

[Maeldasage88]

Man I missed your videos.

[truebluemoon10]

glad u are back!

[elysiatheamazing]

don't let the trolls get you down. they make delicious burgers. and welcome back man, you've been missed.

[BelleSedna]

Smoking is devine, and you are an excellent wordsmith.

[MarleyMe95]

HEY! I knew there was something weird about Peoria! Nice hair.

[LilRonin01]

Are you still on the e-cigarette stuff or is that all done with?

[ololh4xx]

you havent even watched the video, have you?

[mario64bits]

Heheheh So... a reborn ex-smoker abducted Michael Jackson baby-sitter with probes all over inside?

Hmmm Christians LOVE to crucify idols to pay for sins (past and/or to come) So watch out for big nails Azri! :)

[Brandt761]

Yay. The Az is back!

Sucks how people can't seem to quit smoking. Way to deter me from ever starting.

Hope to see more regular videos now...there's not enough Azrienoch out there.

[LackingAesthetic]

Glad to see your back. When did you get the haircut?

[bfrosty83]

So what are the 2 books you are working on? Still doing the argumentation book?

[jutsigirl]

wow....lol

[TheAgentChaos]

Hmm, so the Amazing Atheist goes away for a while, and you come back? Hmmm....

Hopefully it'll stay that way--welcome back!!!

[xs1ner]

wow. not funny

[blizz3166]

I guess e-cigarettes didn't do it for you.

[samurray5]

The Aliens really need to step up their game :/

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

Welcome back man.

[randyhelzerman]

Hallelujah!!! Another little lamb is found by the shepherd and brought back into the fold. Looks like they wasted no time in starting to shear you too :-)

[Namari12]

Oh course! Only aliens could explain that hair cut..

I jest, I jest..

[owlsboi]

your back! and i love the hair

[HockeyDiane]

...It took me 2 refreshes to realize that my computer wasnt lagging, and it was just the video style ;P

Which i did like, after I got over my minute of stupidity.

Glad to see you're back! Sucks you're still smoking :/ It is hard to kick that habit.

[lily2stinky]

liked it, welcome back

[AnneOnAMoose]

I knew those goddamn aliens had something to do with it! Glad you're back.

[86bears111111]

I dig the vid style.. I dig your new style.. and I really dig that you're back... Oh, and I really like the vid too... I hope all great vids don't take 4 mos :)

[cehbeach]

Hey, I know that dude! Weren't in my homeroom class back when?

[ShortbusMooner]

Good vid! Watch out for your rectum! ;)

(and, Michael Jackson!)

Look forward to more, baby! ;)

[mameliwo]

Yeah I quit for five months and then started again last month!

[yashua777]

Presently we are being saved from sin's power.  As His divine power has given to us all things that pertain to life and godliness, through the knowledge of Him who called us by glory and virtue (2 Peter 1:3).

[SmokeMeMe]

go fuck urself

[nolobede]

Idiot alert!

Valu777 debates w intellectuals:

-From Stanford academic course discussion: Darwins Legacy

To yashua777:

Since you obviously don't know the first thing about biochemistry or genetics or organic chemistry, discussing this issue with you is like discussing Socrates with a poodle. It's a one way conversation in which one participant (you) can't even argue cogently because he lacks the knowledge base necessary to do anything but sound like an ignoramus."

- dideoxynucleotide

[nolobede]

ignore valu777, yashua777. He is a spamming fucktard riddling youtube with godspew spam. Mark his comments as spam whenever you see them. If you don't he will continue to spam your channell obsessively. Quite the asshole.

[yashua777]

nolobede has a demon

[nolobede]

Wrong, I AM a demon.

And I have killed your god.

The ball and chain of religion are rusting right in front of your eyes.

[yashua777]

Jesus said the people rejected Him because they were not willing to believe. O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, you who kill the prophets and stone those sent to you, how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, but you were not willing (Matthew 23:37).

[nolobede]

You are not jesus, people reject you because you are a spamming prick. They reject you because you wish harm to others, they reject you because you willfully frighten children, they reject you because you do not send the message of jesus, they reject you because you lack empathy and tolerance, they reject you because you proseltize where you are not welcome.

They reject you, because that's what Jesus would do.

[yashua777]

i don't care if you reject me , accept the savior he is our creators love to the world.

[nolobede]

They reject you because you wish others to burn in the lake of fire... and that is NOT your judgement. They reject you because you knowingly use lies and untruths to persuade youths. The reject you because you attempt poorly to twist science and intellect and rationalization to relate it to your dogma when iut does not relate, you attempt to persuade the innocent to belive these lies. They reject you because you speak of which you have no knowledge and run in cowardice whan asked to explain.

[nolobede]

I could go on typing for a month. But anyone that knows you already knows all this, you friendless, family reject, psychotic, schizophrenic idiot.

Simply stated yashua777/valu777, people reject you becasue you are a complete unintellectual asshole of the highest degree.

This is why you have no followers, only haters including those of your own faith because they know you are pushing people away from Jesus. Carry on, you are helping the atheist community become stronger and more numerous.

[VloggerToplist]

Cool vid style!

[BootlegPainting]

welcome back bro with the rest of us

[Elcristoph]

YOUR BACK...nice

[skipperdoofus]

Glad you're back.

[msa1985]

at first i thought my laptop sucked balls and couldn't play the video properly.

[ChristopherMast]

I had to watch twice 'cause the first time I' was stuck on the "Christian" part...

[Katalyzt]

It has been a while azrienoch... ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[RiouInsuiko]

You're very interesting and certianly a good person..

But, your intimidatingly freaky looking.

[MrLesWhite]

don't worry takes a couple tries to quit

[proteanview]

Azrienoch is back, muthafuckas!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Welcome back, A.

Now don't pull that emo shit again. It's boring. And you, sir, are never boring.

[ClaudiaSwann]

See now, this made my day. I should pat myself on the back for subbing XD

brilliant video ^_^ was well worth the wait.

[winterwinwin]

Just good to see you're still around hon. :) Hope you and your wife are doing well! /hugs/

[csurrel]

I used to live in Peoria. That place is kinda creepy.

[kenster112]

You shouldn't smoke. You should drink, and do pot.

[ThisIsNotMikey]

I agree.

[theDracoIX]

"genious..." -prykoz123

Every time I see someone write genius with an O, I always think they're being sarcastic. But, they're not... they're really that dumb, lol.

[Trollschool]

I was happy when you quit smoking, but I'm not happy if you're miserable.

The privileging of Duration is probably the biggest lie for a finite human life. Shine and be merry.

[prykoz123]

genious.... this is why i subscribed...

[nathanjmorton]

well done

[fliggahj]

healthy and smoking is an oxymoron

[thesocialnerd]

congratulations!

[killja77]

Congratz on giving up the e-cigarettes!

[mockingbirdsings]

Those aliens in Peoria sound terrifying. :)

[debakle001]

Yey azz, thanks i was beggining to contemplate the unthinkable.

[Selinawoman]

I JUSt knew there would be a good reson! I knew it! Glad to see your back to abnormal! HUZZAH!

You Tube may almost be worth watching again! ( I am so sick of GOAT!) I only watched him because he reminded me there was a you! YOU tube Bro!

Yes! (Flicks non PC lighter your way!)

[robertmaxwell797]

Az is back, my heart fills with fluid

[healthyaddixion]

you rock my world.

[Abbafails]

I don't have any trolls they run away

[RainbowLuvsJeff]

I orgasm everytime I hear your voice.

Yes,

Yes I DO Jizz in my Pants

[Abbafails]

Im proud you have achieved that

[matrix2k3]

dude you're Awesome. glad to see you back...now if we can get you back on stickam it'll be great

be well

cheers

[herpesstud]

is that a tarantula on top his head?

dude the whole "i'm not normal" thing is so normal and played out. maybe not in the midwest but in big cities it's dime/dozen (yawn). what a follower

[azrienoch]

I don't mind that it's normal. What's odd is that, although it's normal, you're talking like it isn't normal, as if it's abnormal enough to feel you have to comment on it. It's almost like you're trying to insult me without giving me any reason to care.

Damn. Forgot to mention that I'm shooing off the embarrassingly simple trolls with that "Block User" feature.

[herpesstud]

it's that i know guys like you THINK it's abnormal. your reason to care is that it's not serving the purpose you wish for.

don't get me wrong i'd still like to have unsafe sex with you

[azrienoch]

You know nothing about me.  I don't believe in individualism. I'm the status quo's biggest advocate. You say "guys like you" and I laugh because you think I don't agree.

[hellstoocold]

I feel the same way. I think originality and individualism are pretty much dead. Everythings been done over and over and over again.

[SmokeMeMe]

How does it taste?

[CrookedCircus]

He lives!!!!

[daligoddess2006]

I was wondering where you be. I know all about that quit smoking thing. It does reek havoc on one's body. You feel better after the first six months if you can make it that long. I quit for a year and thought I'd just, "try one" on a night when drinking wine. Well, I be were you be now too. lol

[thinkmorepink]

Never change, Jeff :)

[xdeliriumgirlx]

^.^ yay youre back

now go get churchofdave to come back and youtube will be neat again

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

thank fuck your back!

[0TylerDurden0]

az, welcomeback dude. and thank you for smoking again... then ull be making more vids.

[freebaker]

sssssssomebody stop you

[virvalens]

You look really tired, Az.

[Bottledcan]

yyyYYYYEEEESSSS!!!

You were horribly missed.

[QuilanaKat]

Aaahahaha, Oh AZ, only you can make failure something to aspire to.

[Dangerman5]

Fakesagan must be going nuts about your new hair cut.

[brokennarcissist]

Reminds me of a young hipster equivalentt to Finkleman's Forty-fives.

[SteevDragon67]

if it were a choice between being addicted to nicotine, or a christian, I'd take up smoking!

[speedyconkiwi]

the last picture pwns them all.

good to see you again!

[freethinker3161]

r u still using the ecigerette

[mungbeanman]

When I quit smoking the Michael Jackson aliens went away but I suspect we were smoking different things...

[SilverAqua]

are you really a christian now?

[Boucrate]

HAaa Satané cigarettes de merde!

Tu m'en passe une autre?..lol!

Far out performance, love the mohawk!

[Keithjustinburton]

Can this guy look any more like a douche?

[Killersepp]

Oh come on. You did this to your hair to steal the headlines from TJ.

[rubius0]

You're right, I didn't believe the bit about you becoming Christian. haha

[kikyoslovergirl]

jeebus christ i've missed your video's!

[aimeebaines]

you has wedding ring tattoo! lul

[aknightofswords]

You've been missed. I found Spiral Dynamics. It's groovy. I think you'd dig. Ken Wilber is a super-intelligent, hyper-evolved alien. And God lives in the spiral. So that's useful. Played with the mohawk myself. Looked kind of like yours does. So I went to the fight club look. Even found some tiny sunglasses to go with it. Sorry I'm talking so much. You've been missed.

[kublakhan1816]

I suspect you're lying.

[mjlj3]

I suspect your suspicion is suspiciously suspect to suspasms

[angryislander56]

Thank god

the idea of you not smoking is almost as

depressing as the fact of me not smoking

It could be worse

you could use tanning beds:)

[vindictii]

I miss your profound outlook on life, azrienoch.

[787Bisurdaddy]

Awesome video.  Smoking again? Me too. The e-cigs weren't good enough?

[Haldei]

You actually a christian?

[doctorrin]

worst. hair. ever,,,,

[Koujinkamu]

"Becoming a Christian was a little over the top" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[LeafInTheStream]

Clever. You come across quite differently when one is just listening to your voice.

And you look ten years younger - which is to say that you now look your age.

[Mathfails]

WB etc and such!

[BabiiMom]

as long as your smoking outside away form lulu your good in my books jeff :)

[BrianJunglist]

funny video

[mastermerrr]

Good to see you back!

[gklr]

haha. Life is long, you may quit again one day.

[666norton420]

WOOT!

GO MOHAWKS!!!

great vid bro!

;d

[baronblod2003]

Yey, you're back! :D

[derrike]

Glad to see you again.

[GeistWerk]

haha, awesome

[liamgoneill]

nice 2 see ure vid , missed them man

[CalifornyaRIP]

That's quite a story, Azrienoch. I'm digging the fauxhawk.

I'm glad you're back. Don't quit smoking again.

[Ormaaj]

"I shaved the other side to even it out"

Lol'd

[D4Shawn]

The hair looks good, but that nose ring is still redonkulous.

[free2question]

Your hair ... why?!  =O

[killah4ever23]

Hwe didnt quit

[DanaMarie320]

You're return was highly anticipated. Good to see you are in a good place <3

[GypsyWytch13]

Good on you for quiting smoking. I quit too. :)

[fattychunksings]

love it dude!!!!

[itsbizbuz]

If you shave the rest of your hair; french people will ask you to sign autographs because you would look like Pascal Obispo. Or you will be abducted by extraterrestrials from "Final Earth Conflict".

[elAsra]

It really makes sense... and great hairdo!!

[GramsandPapi]

Good to see you! Thanks, Ang

[wowsuperaddicted]

i love the new look ^^

[1LBRTY]

Okay. I guess that does it explain your absence, fair enough.

[theDracoIX]

Excellent video... which brings me back to a point I've been trying to impress upon people for years.

SMOKING... SAVES... LIVES!!!!1

[xxrythxx]

awesome good to see you back

[mossyx360]

I'm so happy you are back.

[TheMainMane]

About time. I was wondering what happened to you the other day.

[CousinoMacul]

That hair won't work unless you dye it purple!

[olliegibbons]

What the hell did you do to your hair?

[macaroon666]

writing 2 books? i hope so!

[justanotherhacker]

Alien Michael Jacksons? Pffft. You don't know god damned dick.

[BananaNeil]

you have no idea how happy i am to have you back. =]