What Gordon Hates

[marthkid1]

alien babysiting not 4 gordon

[Mrfrenetic3]

you lose some materials

[MrTmontona]

is this half life 1 or half life source and whats up with that gaurds helmet at 0:10

[TheRobin899]

1:52 aliens? zombies is right

[metroidfusion45]

pause at 1:26 the garbage can did not get destroyed :D

[george3dmax]

Francis : Gordon, Do you hate things too!?

[coolman95571]

why was there blood on the when he was dancing

[kozma05]

At 2:48 you could put thirdperson i think that would be much fun

[jeff63355]

you should use a third person at 2:48 to make gordon like dancing...cool vid..:p

[voodoototo14]

/watch?v=GRpsj9Lg7bg

[TheManofthefuture101]

Lol someones "package" why'd you put that there

[Perk456]

1:24 Someone is in the toilet! :O

[bunga707]

hAVENT seen this in sooo long.

[vinstraat82]

Gordon has an mp3 player in his suit!

[TheManofthefuture101]

1:23 its mumble man©®!¡

[94murph]

yes con haa

[ElvisFerbeyre]

I guess that Gordon doesn't hate twis, probably he hates black people, Gordon is a racist, he must die!!! LOL

[PivotMasterIXII]

Gordon commited dualie suicide. F. A. I. L.

[EthanChrono]

You should have also done Cheesy Scientist Jokes

Sometimes if you talk to a scientist wearing glasses, he'll say "Someones hidden my glasses again."

[KirbyY15]

i always agree with gordon :D

[Bonlonful]

cheater 1:04 he stays in 1 health

[SwornEnemy08]

1:01 CHEATER!! xD

[BalrajSingh07]

Looks like the twin presidents and then he dances in a laboratory at his white house LOL!

[HiddenInSmog]

lol people who dance strange

[snusnu4]

i have to agree with Gordon on the Funky music, its rather enjoyable.

[gordan1154]

well THANK dickle (replace dickle with one of the following concentrated evil things) fruit salad,paris hiltons VAGINA,ummm,peters bumper sticker,ummm,YOUR GAYASS SCHPANKIN MOMMA

[gordan1154]

where do i get the retex of evereyone and evereything cos my hl looks alot different

[jb40536]

what is the song at 2:48

[Burnyhands]

hl_song 04, thats what audiosurf calls it.

[mattiasmoller]

It's called Klaxon beat.

[Burnyhands]

Thank you.

[mattiasmoller]

No problems :)

[MrJambalaa]

i laughed so hard when scientist says "why do we all had to weird is the kick em is TIIEES..AAH "BOOM"

[Omni2g]

@MrJambalaa that made no sense whatsoever

[kaspersky36]

Hey this is Half-Life source but u added SD-PACK

ROFL!!

SD-PACK SUX!! it blows up the source engine.

try out the high definiton recourced , its better ;)

[Jamamnedarba]

Nice video, man.

[Burnyhands]

why thank you.

[Jamamnedarba]

Not many work... I think, bet goooood job:)

[sirmrkill]

this is so funny, i like the dancing

[Hunt77]

I thought it was funny at the begining

[abbadeen]

i think g-man said ''c'mon mr. freeman, c'mon'

[schlutti89]

what is that song at the end ?

[Burnyhands]

If you mean the bit where Gordon is dancing, it's called

hl_song 04

that's what audiosurf calls it anyways

[schlutti89]

yea i mean thisthanks

[Burnyhands]

No prob.

[schlutti89]

sry for my bad english i´m germanXD

[Burnyhands]

Thank you very much.

[M0NIC0]

gordon likes techno yay

[yourmumusername]

Gordon hates viperceak2895.

[meerkater]

I can't be bothered-*BANG*

FUNNY!

[berretaboy357]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[laowe32]

1:05 buddha mod lol

[diegopabst]

OMG GMAN ON THIS VID IS UGLYYYYYYY!

[Burnyhands]

Gman is always ugly.

[toiletproductionsRA]

were is the texture on barneys helmet

[Burnyhands]

I downloaded a beta high texture pack for HLS, so I suppose the helmet texture is just missing

[toiletproductionsRA]

ok can i have ur steam name

[Burnyhands]

same as my youtube name

[toiletproductionsRA]

ok but in ur desc in steam it says i like donuts right

[Burnyhands]

Yes! XD

[toiletproductionsRA]

ok i just asked u im eric cartman

[benzzodude]

when is your second "what gordon hates" video coming? cos the first one is awesome!

[TehCupcakeBandito]

It's coming when his computer gets sorted.

[xicemanxxx]

AWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[magicboy10xx]

I might sound stupid, but when's the next one coming out? It's been over 2 1/2 years

[Burnyhands]

2 years? Thats a lil steep. But it is coming out sometime after xmass, I need to get gmod 10 lol! :P But yeah, I will make it, just subscribe to me and you'll know when its done

[Masterfootballer23]

oh common not a Half-life 2 what gordon hates...

[magicboy10xx]

@Burnyhands Lol, man, long time no see! Going on six years now since you posted this. I'm getting old here :P

[nerdelicious5]

lol at the "package" envy

[george3dmax]

THE HD PACK IS THE SHIT BROKES PHYSICS DAMNED il report it to creator who create that shit pack? and i reninstalled HL S HLD S

[rvind92]

Hey, what's that music at 2:41? The music Gordon dances to?

[Burnyhands]

Right, its called hl_song 04 or something

[Burnyhands]

I downloaded a earlyer glitchy version

[Burnyhands]

The HD pack don't work with the ragdoll physics, :\

[Burnyhands]

No, Half Life Source. Its not as good as the normal Half-life

[maarten390]

he likes funky music!!

*gordon starts dancing*

[hayro252]

hey this half life 1 graphics much good then I expect!

[magicoone]

gordon hates lazy people dun dun dun dun!

guy say:i can't be borved LOL ^^

[killerky9]

how did you get all the guns at the start

[chrismack8]

Activate the console... then "svcheats_1" then "impulse 101". Go type in halflife cheats to find out how to activate the console... it's easy, but they explain it better.

[xicemanxxx]

cool con  gordan hates liers- ill give u some microsft points later aaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh­hh!!!!!!!!!!!!! help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol olo llo

[NukeMyHouse]

oh, lol, his next What Gordon Hates is going to be in Half Life 2.

He also likes to wake up on trains, but thats another story! *hint next movie hint*

get it?

[NukeMyHouse]

what game is tht? that osnt look like half life

[GTAfreAk112]

it is half life 1

[NukeMyHouse]

i figured that out

[GTAfreAk112]

good.. :)

[JTM96]

whats weird to me is that at the end of hl1 gman says that he can keep his suit but in hl2 you have to get it again.

[supergman5]

also is this hl source or is it new animations that come with the models?

[supergman5]

i download the models do they activate themselfs? if not then how do i activate them?

[supergman5]

how do you get the models?

[C17police]

dude, ok the models are from the HD pack, if u dunno wut that is google it. k?

[supergman5]

how do you get the models?

[supergman5]

how do you get the models?

[supergman5]

how do you get the models?

[skate3745]

When He Wakes Up At A Train Is Half-Life 2

[SMGJohn]

lol in HL2 beta it hwas supose too that he whas beginning in a tunnel

[Sinic4]

There not aliens there zombies dude rofl whats the difference between a headcrab zombie and a alien?

[McPXXXX]

mcPXXXX

[finy1889]

ctpax9 go and eat some cheese like burny hands said

[CTPAX92]

LAME!STUPID!NO SENCE!BORRING!

You better fix your game (watch on barney's head)

[Burnyhands]

Go eat some cheese

[ulvemann43]

the security guard didnt lie try to watch the opening of hl2

[dinnnnm]

its a joke fuhead

[wolfpl1947]

But he never got that beer!

[ulvemann43]

how can u know hl2 epp 3 isnt out yet so we wil wait to see

[finy1889]

someone copeyed him who ever he is he is a brick

[Burnyhands]

haha! Finbar! :P

[DuCkyLAT]

Haha nice vid dude! :D

[NabilCSCZ]

GO DIE YOU MUTHA FUCKA

[Johnhawkes]

lol i love this vid

[tyrgrim1994]

u suck because this is SOOOOO lame...

[Burnyhands]

Hmmm... Coming from someone with no videos of their own, no friends on youtube and no subscribers...

LOL

[NabilCSCZ]

lol nice vid there my friend

[Burnyhands]

WIN

[GrimDay2]

Gordon hates it when someone's "package" is bigger than his xDDDD

[NabilCSCZ]

lol einstien at 2:23

[LittleJacob90]

lol on he hates lazy people. I can't be bothered BANG!

[dogking708]

gordon likes weird things.

[BloodHuman3]

You should do, "Gordon hate's people to talk weird." To do it, got to someone that you can talk to, press "e" alot of times, and he talks weird!

[SakuSakuD]

lol

[GAMERxTV]

lol he liks funkey music!!!!!!!!!

[gordan1154]

how u get those guns?

[michaliskebab]

It's the models from the playstation 2 version of Half-Life.

[gordan1154]

oh thx

[Burnyhands]

Nope nope, it's a fan made high definition mod for Half-Life Source.

[michaliskebab]

No it is from the ps2.

It was just ported to hl:s by some guys which is working on a new and better HD pack.

It's not as good as BM but at least you keep the old feeling instead of the edited levels.

[Burnyhands]

Why all the negative ratings? This person speaks the truth!

[xevo7x]

it was so so so funny its the best stuff i herd in a long time hope you make more

 from:hl1 and hl2 ruls

[Burnyhands]

Good News, the second one is on it's way.

[SMGJohn]

is this on PS2 becuse this is new weapons on the game thei are in PS2

[hl2tdm]

half life was never for the ps2

[SMGJohn]

yes Half Life 1 is for the PS2 youst look on the internett

[gordan1154]

i hate tdm

[tokyofreelancer]

awsome

[headcomediant]

When will you post the next video?

[Burnyhands]

No idea...

[sjoerdkoala12]

lol gordon likes the funky music

[gamer1324]

2:38 Down With the Sickness?

[Burnyhands]

yeah

[freackooo444444]

he did never buy gordan a beer not even in hl2 lol

[skoptyk]

burnyhands is hls or hl ??

[snake2895]

It's Half-life source mate lol

[Burnyhands]

true

[freackooo444444]

it is true allmost all the hl games where you play as gordan you wake up on a train hl hl2 hl2 ep2

[Burnyhands]

I know, weird or what?

[andrey4girls]

cool but why the scientist and barney dies like in half life 1 ... i mean theyr sides

[Transformation619]

Yo burny, can't wait for part 2!~ Check my version!

[gareler]

gordon likes dancing!!! =D

[zlog3]

lol, barney, even in the newest hl2, has yet to but GF a beer

[Zack80100]

How do you make your health not go under 1, i know theres god mode but people can tell when your cheating.

[dyingdignity]

this works for hl2 and ep 1 so im guessing it works for hl

put in console

sv_cheats 1

buddha

now your health should never be under 1 :)

[Burnyhands]

so, i'm cheating! Sue me!

p.s please don't!

[Burnyhands]

No I never 0.0

[L4MD4]

Please tell me,

what half-life mod is this and where can i download it?

oh and Klaxon Beat roolz!!!

[Burnyhands]

Right, I have'nt got a ps2, but that is beyond the point, I do have the orange box on 360, but I will need to use mods to make the second vid, mainly because, on half-life 2. You can't kill Friendly NPC's, and that takes away more than half the jokes I wrote down. But trust me, when I finaly get the stuff I need, i'm gonna spend alot of time.

haha, I typed alot

[yykcool]

try playing hl2 with smod, u can kill npcs in that mod.

btw is this hl source u used for the vid?

[yykcool]

try playing hl2 with smod, u can kill npcs in that mod.

btw is this hl source u used for the vid?

[Burnyhands]

ya, I didy

[Burnyhands]

I'm so sorry about that, I know it's shocking. It is my internet, it is broken, and I have to wait till my computer is fixed. Thats when I move. I suggest you just subscribe so you know when the second vid is out (YES I am going to make it)

[petak23]

hahah what an awesome video good job burny

[Burnyhands]

Ha, thanks!

[postmann1000]

cool!

[NFSKing]

Well, This IS Half-Life Source with the Hi-Def. Notice the weapon movement.

[SpazKiller]

Oh...

[headcomediant]

part 2????

[Burnyhands]

PC. Is. Broke.

[runefan213]

its HD mode guys dont be stupid...

i got the source mode allready

and its rock

but i like HD mode better even tho i never got it =(

[headcomediant]

bout u are cheating

[Tealtauren]

Can't wait for Black Mesa Source.

[dmeak]

this is half life source mod

[runefan213]

WRONG its half life hi def mode

man

[killerz2975]

the last part was supremely stupid

[SpazKiller]

No It Isn't, It's A Original One With HD.

[HolyShiznits]

What does he like..? TEH FUWNKEH MYOOZIC!!!!

And what mod is this...? i need 2 get it..!

[crapisgood]

its uh... not a mod. Its the HD pack. although those were not the high def zombies...

[Burnyhands]

yeah, it was a unfinished high def mod, so what? 0.o

[stinko444]

that looks really good for halflife btw funny gordon hates twins

[soulkille69]

boom =D