you people are stupid how can you not get the ending??? the bitch bit his tongue...your tongue helps you talk for those of you who dont know... thats why he is talking wierd retards...
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Yeah, but who are you gonna believe, a working girl trying to eek out a living or vince Slimy, er, shlomi, of ScamNow? Unfortunately, BILLY MAYS! has moved on; otherwise, I'd like to see him pound vince into hamburger, then clean up the mess with OXY CLEAN! (IT HAS THE POWER TO WIPE AWAY CRUD!)
the hooker is actually pretty hot, not $1000/night hot but like maybe $200-300/shot hot. At least she was before Vince blackened both her eyes. If a hooker bit my tongue like that I'd beat her face in too.
wow i saw the college humor vid of vince in prision and in that vid he sed that he beat the shit out of a hooker and i thought it was a funny joke but i just found out that its true :P
I saw the video 2 but I heard ppl say something about it,so I knew it wasn't a joke,but now I seen video that explaine it all. So she bite his tounge hard and he punched her is how I understand it.
Up till now I've always thought the U.K. had the nicest charming men. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH ZEB120? GET A LIFE BITCH YOU DONT WANT NON OF THIS BELIEVE ME.
I like Billy Mays better. Now we're stuck with this hooker beating man. He looks evil, look at his eyebrows. LOL I really dont care about hookers but he shouldn't of done that. And he lied because why would a hooker bite her clients, they wouldn't do that they're trying to get paid. LOL
that hooker is an idiot. you get paid 1000 bucks to do a spokesperson. if he jizz's in your face, big fuckin deal. you got the muthafucking shamwow dude who probably carries like 10 of them in his wallet.
Micheal Jackson touched my penis when i was 7. He would then slowly slide his pinky into my tight young anus, and giggle, when i would shiver with pleasure. He would later make me pinch his niples while he masturbated. The mess that exploded out of his pole was horific. Unfortunately there were no shamwow's back then. So he would make me clean up the mess by eating all his mayonaise. i still vomit today at the flashbacks...
I actually saw a new comercial with the sham wow guy but it was a spanish commercial and the guy was speaking spanish...........barley xD but seriously he was doing a commercial
Nothing soaks up sperm and vomit like the sham-wow. Last night, my sister and I were puking on eachothers genitals, wich can go on for hours. We just kept eating buckets of chicken, puking and masturbating eachother. As you can Imagine, we left my grandmas' house in quite a mess, and all we had was a sham-wow to clean up with, and it really worked well! Thanks sham-wow! My grandma can't find her dentures today, but I'm pretty sure my sister still has them....somewhere.
i feel ya.AND serial kilers can use shamwow too.ever sawed off a nasty HEAD?...all that bone,blood and gristle-..yuck! --but not with sham wow! Sham wow soaks up 10 times it weight in blood Leaving your torture table pristine like you were never there,and thats useful for you ted bundy wannabees,,no more CSI!!-NOT WITH SHAM WOW!!
My wife talks too much.One time she was yapping and yapping and some of my favorite music was on the radio.I punchedf her in the mouth and stuffed the Shamwow in her mouth..it both soaked up the blood and gagged her from further talking! Thank you Shamwow..I love the Shamwow!
billy mays didnt get killed by vince or was he set up he was on a plane it was very bumpy and had lots of turbulance, then after billy mays got off the plane at his house or a hotel or something he said he had a headache and he never woke up the end!!!!!!!
Protip HOOKERS DO NOT KISS PPL AND HE WAS LUCKY I DID NOT BITE IT OFF!?! HE GOT WHAT DESERVE AND NOW MY HIGH PRICE HOLLYWOOD LAWYER WILL SUE HIS ASS. AND THEN I WILL GET A BOOK DEAL TOO!
My wife has a halibut hole..it smells down in that dank dark tuna dungeon.I could no longer perform for her ..it was too much..my eyes would water.That was until I started spurted my sword sauce all over her vast heaving body.Sex became fun again and I developed great aim!Still the mess was a pain..until we discovered shamwow..I hate stech..but i love the shamwow!thank you shamwow!
The Shamwow works good on all types of sex spillage.I had my slut wife in my new Vette and sure enough she wanted to play with my phallic symbol.Her panties got so wet she was dripping taco juice out her tuna dungeon all over the leather seats.After I fired a blast of my meat missile bullets on her face I gave her a slap and made her wipe up the fuck scrapnel.I like my wife but I love the Shamwow.
Oh and you are obviously some sort of genious.I bet it took you nearly two hours to make such a brilliant retort.You idiot..I will dine on your mothers vagina tonight in my celebration of being superior to you in all ways...of this I am positive.
I never claimed to be one...I am self employed with material needs satisfied beyond belief and need not explain my level of education to you or anyone else here on Youtube.You on the other hand ,a fag engineer from Texas..home of steers and queers likely have nothing..just a yearning to play spelling bee coach and a burning desire to reach your trembling hand out from your pen pocket organiser and in the pants of all things both young and male..icky.I hate you..and I bet so do your parents.
Perhaps one day i will..but for know too many things remain unfinished..a to-do list if you will.I would never quit life until first having you watch me introduce your eldest to the joys of anal love..then of coarse i would have to hire you..then fire you just to watch you cry as the bank took your house..which i assume is happening now thus the bitterness and lack of humor in your feeble life.I am done with you now and will nort be given the dignity of a reply..you in real life suck so keep on.
I had two girls in my hotel room one night while working a shoot for Playboy.These models were so beautiful my legendary skills as a lover let me down.Still I believe they got the best three minutes they had ever had.Three minutes with me is like an hour with a normal man.The premature spurting went everywhere that night and I feared damage liability.Shamwow soaked up all my sword mayo..thank you Shamwow!
Travelling through Utah this spring,I picked up a young man hitchhiking. He seemed a little nervous, but I reassured him that I wasn't a pervert,and that I'm impotent,no need to worry. Well, it turns out that I became quite irritated by his facial hair, and pulled the car over. Do you know how hard it is to dismember a body with a swiss army knife? Anyway, it's very messy, and all I had was a Sham-wow. I was impressed, it cleaned up all the blood, and I had no problem getting into Mexico.
i feel ya phalicsymbol,recenty ,i was engaging in cophraphilia and ws eating the turds out of my uncles ass,i was picking the corn(gmo corn is toxic) out and flicking it to the carpet as i swallowed the stool,needless to say that brown stinky corn left a nasty dripping mess on my wifes persian rug-but not to worry!sham wow cme to the rescue and cleaned up al the mess including my uncles hemmoroidal scabs too! thanks SHAM WOW!YOU SAved my marriage!!..I LOVE YOU SHAM WOW!!!!!!!
is it just me or does this guy kinda look like jean calude vanne damme when hes all beat to shit at the end?
karatescottie123 1 year ago
Hahahaha funny as hell!
giggilamour 1 year ago 2
you people are stupid how can you not get the ending??? the bitch bit his tongue...your tongue helps you talk for those of you who dont know... thats why he is talking wierd retards...
krazysilvesk8r 1 year ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
CounterClockWise000 1 year ago
great vid haha
ipodtouch619 1 year ago
i dont get the ending
Masterjohn360 2 years ago
me neither...
treehugr132 1 year ago
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teletubbykiller23 2 years ago
but a 1,000 for sex...ya ok.... dill weed!
killswitchpro 2 years ago
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oh was the alleged "vince" "allegedly" attacking an "alleged" hooker?
god kimmel fucking sucks ass, worst late night host ever
donotfeedthetroll 2 years ago
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@donotfeedthetroll no way dude. Conan is way worst
jakurinkid 2 years ago
Conan was great when he was in control.
ransax 2 years ago 3
the both of you are retarded.
JustLogic24 2 years ago
the end was hilarious
TorresDude17 2 years ago
Lol @ the last part
k1ngoffat 2 years ago
Yeah, but who are you gonna believe, a working girl trying to eek out a living or vince Slimy, er, shlomi, of ScamNow? Unfortunately, BILLY MAYS! has moved on; otherwise, I'd like to see him pound vince into hamburger, then clean up the mess with OXY CLEAN! (IT HAS THE POWER TO WIPE AWAY CRUD!)
Timberhawk 2 years ago 3
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Fuck Jimmy Kimmel!!!
VenomXR5 2 years ago
the hooker is actually pretty hot, not $1000/night hot but like maybe $200-300/shot hot. At least she was before Vince blackened both her eyes. If a hooker bit my tongue like that I'd beat her face in too.
Nicholad99 2 years ago
if you punch her face she might bite harder. i'd grab her jaw and attempt to pry it appart. iif that dont work then beat her face.
dimebad 2 years ago
should have showed the hooker
pborty 2 years ago
that was so funny
brooksc123 2 years ago 8
Damn thats messed up I'm pretty sure he sounds like that now
SupaGama09 2 years ago 6
wow i saw the college humor vid of vince in prision and in that vid he sed that he beat the shit out of a hooker and i thought it was a funny joke but i just found out that its true :P
TrueWolfProductions 2 years ago 7
I saw the video 2 but I heard ppl say something about it,so I knew it wasn't a joke,but now I seen video that explaine it all. So she bite his tounge hard and he punched her is how I understand it.
TheMarijuanaTube420 2 years ago
lol same goes for me man. I thought it was a joke too.
Djud3n 2 years ago 3
lmao me too
yellowboy509 2 years ago
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Who is Billy Mays?
devsternator 2 years ago
Billy mays = best infomercial dude= clorox commercials
NintendoFanboy1234 2 years ago 4
Uhh he does Oxyclean dude..haha
WWECage89 2 years ago
sorry man, my mistake
NintendoFanboy1234 2 years ago
its cool dude : )
WWECage89 2 years ago
umm only the greatest mother fuker alive!!!
gustavalanch 2 years ago
Alive? might wanna rephrase that statement.
guydudemanperson 2 years ago 4
lol xD
WWECage89 2 years ago
a brave new world...
Spanky00Cheeks 2 years ago
He is the Sham-Ouch guy now.
qasl1234 2 years ago
"it's like a shammy, it's like a sponge, it's fuckin retarted"
skater061 2 years ago 4
I LOVE YOU Billy Maze YOUR MY HERO!!! <333333333
BRAAAAAAAT 2 years ago 5
R.I.P. BILLY MAYS
TheyCallMeCracker14 2 years ago 13
the beginning of the commercial and 1:15 was LOLz
muhandx29 2 years ago
HI IM BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!
sk081 2 years ago 6
your dead you dumb bitch.
ellliott 2 years ago
LIAR HE IS ALREADY DEAD!
jcaroppoli 2 years ago 2
omg its the ghost of billy mays!
richardconter 2 years ago
good joke
SuperDbzmaster 2 years ago
Whats up Billy!
MatthewPeaceman2008 2 years ago 4
meh
MightySnail007 2 years ago
this video was funny but i'm not a huge fan of jimmy kimmel
sprousegal444 2 years ago 8
It was very funny.
How ever, i dont get these American talk shows in Norway, just seen him on youtube clips.
But i think he got the charisma of a loaf of bread.
NorwegicusOnAstick 2 years ago 4
The first person iv'e ever seen that looks like moe from the simpsons.
cameron1983 2 years ago 8
yeah mine too wtf is going on
JimB667 2 years ago 2
Yeah It's weird mine is slow to.
dragontuber333 2 years ago 7
jimmy go fu
damimsweet 2 years ago
so whatever happened to that sham wow guy
henloy 2 years ago 3
jimmy kimmel looks like hes got a bit of down syndrome
culzean48 2 years ago 2
It's truly fucked that you said this, not because I disagree, but because I came to this video with the intention of writing this exact thing.
Advantage culzean48... for now.
nCorelli 2 years ago 2
woah
culzean48 2 years ago
the bitch bite him in the tongue and u guys are only trying to make the whole situation worse
Nazeye 2 years ago
Up till now I've always thought the U.K. had the nicest charming men. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH ZEB120? GET A LIFE BITCH YOU DONT WANT NON OF THIS BELIEVE ME.
KashaCandy 2 years ago
I'm a man and even though I'm in Australia, I think these days nice men (or people if people here think I'm being sexist) are a rare breed...
Ashurakira 2 years ago
I'd agree with that.
229095 2 years ago
I like Billy Mays better. Now we're stuck with this hooker beating man. He looks evil, look at his eyebrows. LOL I really dont care about hookers but he shouldn't of done that. And he lied because why would a hooker bite her clients, they wouldn't do that they're trying to get paid. LOL
KashaCandy 2 years ago
wtf is wrong with u , u filthy cunt whore
that hooker bit his tongue even though he gave that filthy bitch $1000
for what did she bite him
u cunt
zeb120 2 years ago
Are you fucking crazy? I was saying a joke in here FUCK YOU!
KashaCandy 2 years ago
is this real shit? haha?
Williamaeger 2 years ago
wtf this is comedy?
ijakz 2 years ago
Jimmy Kimmel's an asshole.
plunkza 2 years ago
is he out of jail
jbee2000 2 years ago
Yeah. He's not charged. I mean why should he, not only he got beat up himself, it was kinda just...self defense.
wildbloodydragon 2 years ago
that hooker is an idiot. you get paid 1000 bucks to do a spokesperson. if he jizz's in your face, big fuckin deal. you got the muthafucking shamwow dude who probably carries like 10 of them in his wallet.
bigestfanofsomething 2 years ago 11
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XanaduZune 2 years ago
thumbs down zunes SUCK anyways ipod wins
harleyb123 2 years ago
i somehow dont believe this tongue biting is the full story....
jeystonemusic 2 years ago
YEA i AGREE THERE IS GOTTA BE MORE TO IT
Zorichai 2 years ago
i kinda feel bad for this guy :S
GodsLittleMonster 2 years ago 7
dang is he dat old now!
MrSnIcKeRs20GrAfFiTi 2 years ago
"look at this a slut bit my tongue" LMFAO
musikismine 2 years ago 5
tahahahahahaha!
DZA9mm 2 years ago
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS
AdamCBB 2 years ago
lol
KrisKross010 2 years ago
lolol
jonathanexp2 2 years ago
id like to slap my nuts on sarah silvermans chin.
naturalbornkillr 2 years ago 17
Oki.
berryhill88 2 years ago
nicely said!
DualAnalogReviews 2 years ago
i bet billy mays is laughing now! lmao
wkid093 2 years ago 2
Billy Mays is dead
ArbiterMike666 2 years ago
Ya and it suck =(
StaticDonut 2 years ago
yeah i meant hes laughin in heaven
wkid093 2 years ago
he'll be back just like elvis... lol
TimeLord6646 2 years ago
lol that was a stupid comment
BdupProductions 2 years ago
allegedly fighting with an alleged hooker allegedly HA WHAT A MORON!
trubeauty9 2 years ago 13
i didnt know he was in jail hehe the vid was funny
tichergeorge 2 years ago
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shut the fuck up fatman this aint any of ur god damn buisness...
Austinchan077 2 years ago
I fukken lol'ed at 0:54
earl6282 2 years ago
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I would tap that sham wow guy. possibly kimmel too, if he was even remotely entertaining.
KILLAxFORxREALxNIGA 2 years ago
then you have fucking problems.
OBEYWEEGEE 2 years ago 2
he needed two shamwow's to soak up the tears, LOL LMFAO
TheSosolicious7 2 years ago
You suck
SomeGuy11145 2 years ago 3
LOL look at me a bitch bit my tounge LOOL priceless
Videoslaper 2 years ago 6
Im jimmy kimmel and my g/f is fucken ben matt damon
tonymarie1984 2 years ago 2
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Micheal Jackson touched my penis when i was 7. He would then slowly slide his pinky into my tight young anus, and giggle, when i would shiver with pleasure. He would later make me pinch his niples while he masturbated. The mess that exploded out of his pole was horific. Unfortunately there were no shamwow's back then. So he would make me clean up the mess by eating all his mayonaise. i still vomit today at the flashbacks...
tapdagooch 2 years ago
hey shut the fuck up man ur uncool
daledope 2 years ago
LOL whats wrong with u ?
Videoslaper 2 years ago
Jimmy kimmel said that the hooker bit his touge and did'nt let go and he needed 2 sham -wows to stop the tears
Spikeyfinei 2 years ago
Lmao. I art spammer, hallowed our my words!
AnthonyDavis217 2 years ago
haha
DumPlum7 2 years ago
Pretty funny, but why are you bunch of idiots rambling on about stupid shit that has nothing to do with the video?
SoulDefecator 2 years ago
Why does everyone talk about Letterman so much? I think that Kimmel is easily better.
canadianmyoozikman 2 years ago 9
Late night with Conan O'Brian is my favorite late night talk show
zanedude3 2 years ago
Mine too I freakin love Conan
canadianmyoozikman 2 years ago 4
Shlomi
thegreatbonzo94 2 years ago
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but you give a fuck foe making a video but the fags how r the hater need to go to criss brown house when he drunk he will fuck them up
darkalchemistninja 2 years ago
what the fuck did you even just type?
zanedude3 2 years ago 4
i think he's on drugs
eggbandicoot6 2 years ago 4
...What?
ChrisLaBenne 2 years ago 4
Looking at the incoherent mess that is your comment, I can't help but wonder how you even managed to post a comment in the first place.
reddog22000 2 years ago 5
XD!!! Hi it Vin wih Sham Wow.
Sk8ingShadow 2 years ago 2
cos people are stupid
BlueBlazer89 2 years ago
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blackwomenaregodsfav 2 years ago
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blackwomenaregodsfav 2 years ago
i am a scientist and i dont think the bible has ever been proven wrong.
johnnykatt2009 2 years ago
its not like anyone CAN prove it wrong... u can't prove wrong someones imagination..
DeathKnoob 2 years ago
Hey, I have an idea, shut the fuck up and watch the video, because it has nothing to do with Science or Religion! HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE!!!!
HyperVegito 2 years ago 8
Thats the best comment I've ever seen on youtube. XD And you're right :P
shungbat 2 years ago
Piss myself laughing!!!!!!
Who was the cruel bastard that put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? Sebastian Simpson?
noozilander 2 years ago
For allegedly fighting an alleged hooker allegedly
D3ath912 2 years ago 2
1:15 it's greg house's brother
thedoomreaperco 2 years ago
I actually saw a new comercial with the sham wow guy but it was a spanish commercial and the guy was speaking spanish...........barley xD but seriously he was doing a commercial
fastman275 2 years ago
i actually saw the slap chop commercial and he added in saying get a second set free and you can tell his tongue got bit
utubesgreat7777 2 years ago
Hhahaha
breakingthehabit2008 2 years ago
Is he wearing a hospital gown under his coat???
lilac8752 2 years ago
lol probably, she probably bit that shit right off! XD
qasim2000218 2 years ago
Nothing soaks up sperm and vomit like the sham-wow. Last night, my sister and I were puking on eachothers genitals, wich can go on for hours. We just kept eating buckets of chicken, puking and masturbating eachother. As you can Imagine, we left my grandmas' house in quite a mess, and all we had was a sham-wow to clean up with, and it really worked well! Thanks sham-wow! My grandma can't find her dentures today, but I'm pretty sure my sister still has them....somewhere.
verbalbile 2 years ago
your fucked in the head
Thunda1986 2 years ago
Umm... What?
Soreanol 2 years ago
please tell me your joking
HechoenBelice 2 years ago
insest joke much...
Supersmash5678 2 years ago
hahaha, niice.
reversedromance 2 years ago
i feel ya.AND serial kilers can use shamwow too.ever sawed off a nasty HEAD?...all that bone,blood and gristle-..yuck! --but not with sham wow! Sham wow soaks up 10 times it weight in blood Leaving your torture table pristine like you were never there,and thats useful for you ted bundy wannabees,,no more CSI!!-NOT WITH SHAM WOW!!
johnnykatt2009 2 years ago
Lol
AirsoftGuy208 2 years ago
Allegedly fighting with an alleged hooker allegedly.
bandgeek8986 2 years ago
My wife talks too much.One time she was yapping and yapping and some of my favorite music was on the radio.I punchedf her in the mouth and stuffed the Shamwow in her mouth..it both soaked up the blood and gagged her from further talking! Thank you Shamwow..I love the Shamwow!
TheHungDonkey 2 years ago
billy mays didnt get killed by vince or was he set up he was on a plane it was very bumpy and had lots of turbulance, then after billy mays got off the plane at his house or a hotel or something he said he had a headache and he never woke up the end!!!!!!!
TylerWizzizzle 2 years ago
Protip HOOKERS DO NOT KISS PPL AND HE WAS LUCKY I DID NOT BITE IT OFF!?! HE GOT WHAT DESERVE AND NOW MY HIGH PRICE HOLLYWOOD LAWYER WILL SUE HIS ASS. AND THEN I WILL GET A BOOK DEAL TOO!
HookerBITESVince 2 years ago
She was askin for it
ShamW0W 2 years ago
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Rumor has it the Sham Wow guy had Billy Mays killed.
3deadlegs 2 years ago
how?!?!
danluv76 2 years ago
Intarweb rumor.
TetrisLock 2 years ago
i want more vince comercials............
aquakiller8 2 years ago
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niggers too
smokinbassist 2 years ago
ur a gaysist lol
rubberduckeyinc 2 years ago
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i hate gays
smokinbassist 2 years ago
me to
DopeHouseSolider13 2 years ago
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My wife has a halibut hole..it smells down in that dank dark tuna dungeon.I could no longer perform for her ..it was too much..my eyes would water.That was until I started spurted my sword sauce all over her vast heaving body.Sex became fun again and I developed great aim!Still the mess was a pain..until we discovered shamwow..I hate stech..but i love the shamwow!thank you shamwow!
TheHungDonkey 2 years ago
LOL
archounduser10 2 years ago
1:16 lol
forgoteness2 2 years ago
The Shamwow works good on all types of sex spillage.I had my slut wife in my new Vette and sure enough she wanted to play with my phallic symbol.Her panties got so wet she was dripping taco juice out her tuna dungeon all over the leather seats.After I fired a blast of my meat missile bullets on her face I gave her a slap and made her wipe up the fuck scrapnel.I like my wife but I love the Shamwow.
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
kjhkhhl
PerfectPudding 2 years ago
Retard.
jrhather 2 years ago
Oh and you are obviously some sort of genious.I bet it took you nearly two hours to make such a brilliant retort.You idiot..I will dine on your mothers vagina tonight in my celebration of being superior to you in all ways...of this I am positive.
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
You misspelled "genius," genius. :D
DigiTan000 2 years ago
I never claimed to be one...I am self employed with material needs satisfied beyond belief and need not explain my level of education to you or anyone else here on Youtube.You on the other hand ,a fag engineer from Texas..home of steers and queers likely have nothing..just a yearning to play spelling bee coach and a burning desire to reach your trembling hand out from your pen pocket organiser and in the pants of all things both young and male..icky.I hate you..and I bet so do your parents.
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
I reiterate: retard.
Why don't you rage-quit life??
jrhather 2 years ago
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Perhaps one day i will..but for know too many things remain unfinished..a to-do list if you will.I would never quit life until first having you watch me introduce your eldest to the joys of anal love..then of coarse i would have to hire you..then fire you just to watch you cry as the bank took your house..which i assume is happening now thus the bitterness and lack of humor in your feeble life.I am done with you now and will nort be given the dignity of a reply..you in real life suck so keep on.
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
who leaves paragraph-long comment on videos?
you need to go start a blog...seriously...
Kymiaye 2 years ago 4
@ThePhallicSymbol
I second Kymiaye, go start a blog, man
ShamW0W 2 years ago
I had two girls in my hotel room one night while working a shoot for Playboy.These models were so beautiful my legendary skills as a lover let me down.Still I believe they got the best three minutes they had ever had.Three minutes with me is like an hour with a normal man.The premature spurting went everywhere that night and I feared damage liability.Shamwow soaked up all my sword mayo..thank you Shamwow!
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
Travelling through Utah this spring,I picked up a young man hitchhiking. He seemed a little nervous, but I reassured him that I wasn't a pervert,and that I'm impotent,no need to worry. Well, it turns out that I became quite irritated by his facial hair, and pulled the car over. Do you know how hard it is to dismember a body with a swiss army knife? Anyway, it's very messy, and all I had was a Sham-wow. I was impressed, it cleaned up all the blood, and I had no problem getting into Mexico.
marxmaratpaine 2 years ago
Lighten up there, chuckles! I'm just the messenger. Though I wouldn't mind knowing Shamwow's odds of cleaning up your act. :P
DigiTan000 2 years ago
LOL. awesome
t0xb0x 2 years ago
i feel ya phalicsymbol,recenty ,i was engaging in cophraphilia and ws eating the turds out of my uncles ass,i was picking the corn(gmo corn is toxic) out and flicking it to the carpet as i swallowed the stool,needless to say that brown stinky corn left a nasty dripping mess on my wifes persian rug-but not to worry!sham wow cme to the rescue and cleaned up al the mess including my uncles hemmoroidal scabs too! thanks SHAM WOW!YOU SAved my marriage!!..I LOVE YOU SHAM WOW!!!!!!!
johnnykatt2009 2 years ago
dowsnt dwip, dowsnt make a mewsh.
RetroTM 2 years ago
lmfao
TechnoPandaa 2 years ago 2
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why do all these fuckin shows have to have a token porch monkey band leader ??
BREN70S 2 years ago
idk why but he reminds me of tom hanks =/
Hawkeye0045 2 years ago 7
who?
canima90 2 years ago
aaww poor guy
blee605593 2 years ago 4
that was funny but jimmy isn't
icedragonSg 2 years ago 13
ur not either
madtownsk8r 2 years ago