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  • is it just me or does this guy kinda look like jean calude vanne damme when hes all beat to shit at the end?

  • Hahahaha funny as hell!

  • you people are stupid how can you not get the ending??? the bitch bit his tongue...your tongue helps you talk for those of you who dont know... thats why he is talking wierd retards...

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • great vid haha

  • i dont get the ending

  • me neither...

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  • but a 1,000 for sex...ya ok.... dill weed!

  • Conan was great when he was in control.

  • the both of you are retarded.

  • the end was hilarious

  • Lol @ the last part

  • Yeah, but who are you gonna believe, a working girl trying to eek out a living or vince Slimy, er, shlomi, of ScamNow? Unfortunately, BILLY MAYS! has moved on; otherwise, I'd like to see him pound vince into hamburger, then clean up the mess with OXY CLEAN! (IT HAS THE POWER TO WIPE AWAY CRUD!)

  • the hooker is actually pretty hot, not $1000/night hot but like maybe $200-300/shot hot. At least she was before Vince blackened both her eyes. If a hooker bit my tongue like that I'd beat her face in too.

  • if you punch her face she might bite harder. i'd grab her jaw and attempt to pry it appart. iif that dont work then beat her face.

  • should have showed the hooker

  • that was so funny

  • Damn thats messed up I'm pretty sure he sounds like that now

  • wow i saw the college humor vid of vince in prision and in that vid he sed that he beat the shit out of a hooker and i thought it was a funny joke but i just found out that its true :P

  • I saw the video 2 but I heard ppl say something about it,so I knew it wasn't a joke,but now I seen video that explaine it all. So she bite his tounge hard and he punched her is how I understand it.

  • lol same goes for me man. I thought it was a joke too.

  • lmao me too

  • Billy mays = best infomercial dude= clorox commercials

  • Uhh he does Oxyclean dude..haha

  • sorry man, my mistake

  • its cool dude : )

  • umm only the greatest mother fuker alive!!!

  • Alive? might wanna rephrase that statement.

  • lol xD

  • a brave new world...

  • He is the Sham-Ouch guy now.

  • "it's like a shammy, it's like a sponge, it's fuckin retarted"

  • I LOVE YOU Billy Maze YOUR MY HERO!!! <333333333

  • R.I.P. BILLY MAYS

  • the beginning of the commercial and 1:15 was LOLz

  • HI IM BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!

  • your dead you dumb bitch.

  • LIAR HE IS ALREADY DEAD!

  • omg its the ghost of billy mays!

  • good joke

  • Whats up Billy!

  • meh

  • this video was funny but i'm not a huge fan of jimmy kimmel

  • It was very funny.

    How ever, i dont get these American talk shows in Norway, just seen him on youtube clips.

    But i think he got the charisma of a loaf of bread.

  • The first person iv'e ever seen that looks like moe from the simpsons.

  • yeah mine too wtf is going on

  • Yeah It's weird mine is slow to.

  • jimmy go fu

  • so whatever happened to that sham wow guy

  • jimmy kimmel looks like hes got a bit of down syndrome

  • It's truly fucked that you said this, not because I disagree, but because I came to this video with the intention of writing this exact thing.

    Advantage culzean48... for now.

  • woah

  • the bitch bite him in the tongue and u guys are only trying to make the whole situation worse

  • Up till now I've always thought the U.K. had the nicest charming men. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH ZEB120? GET A LIFE BITCH YOU DONT WANT NON OF THIS BELIEVE ME.

  • I'm a man and even though I'm in Australia, I think these days nice men (or people if people here think I'm being sexist) are a rare breed...

  • I'd agree with that.

  • I like Billy Mays better. Now we're stuck with this hooker beating man. He looks evil, look at his eyebrows. LOL I really dont care about hookers but he shouldn't of done that. And he lied because why would a hooker bite her clients, they wouldn't do that they're trying to get paid. LOL

  • wtf is wrong with u , u filthy cunt whore

    that hooker bit his tongue even though he gave that filthy bitch $1000

    for what did she bite him

    u cunt

  • Are you fucking crazy? I was saying a joke in here FUCK YOU!

  • is this real shit? haha?

  • wtf this is comedy?

  • Jimmy Kimmel's an asshole.

  • is he out of jail

  • Yeah. He's not charged. I mean why should he, not only he got beat up himself, it was kinda just...self defense.

  • that hooker is an idiot. you get paid 1000 bucks to do a spokesperson. if he jizz's in your face, big fuckin deal. you got the muthafucking shamwow dude who probably carries like 10 of them in his wallet.

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  • thumbs down zunes SUCK anyways ipod wins

  • i somehow dont believe this tongue biting is the full story....

  • YEA i AGREE THERE IS GOTTA BE MORE TO IT

  • i kinda feel bad for this guy :S

  • dang is he dat old now!

  • "look at this a slut bit my tongue" LMFAO

  • tahahahahahaha!

  • LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • lol

  • lolol

  • id like to slap my nuts on sarah silvermans chin.

  • Oki.

  • nicely said!

  • i bet billy mays is laughing now! lmao

  • Billy Mays is dead

  • Ya and it suck =(

  • yeah i meant hes laughin in heaven

  • he'll be back just like elvis... lol

  • lol that was a stupid comment

  • allegedly fighting with an alleged hooker allegedly HA WHAT A MORON!

  • i didnt know he was in jail hehe the vid was funny

  • I fukken lol'ed at 0:54

  • then you have fucking problems.

  • he needed two shamwow's to soak up the tears, LOL LMFAO

  • You suck

  • LOL look at me a bitch bit my tounge LOOL priceless

  • Im jimmy kimmel and my g/f is fucken ben matt damon

  • hey shut the fuck up man ur uncool

  • LOL whats wrong with u ?

  • Jimmy kimmel said that the hooker bit his touge and did'nt let go and he needed 2 sham -wows to stop the tears

  • Lmao. I art spammer, hallowed our my words!

  • haha

  • Pretty funny, but why are you bunch of idiots rambling on about stupid shit that has nothing to do with the video?

  • Why does everyone talk about Letterman so much? I think that Kimmel is easily better.

  • Late night with Conan O'Brian is my favorite late night talk show

  • Mine too I freakin love Conan

  • Shlomi

  • what the fuck did you even just type?

  • i think he's on drugs

  • ...What?

  • Looking at the incoherent mess that is your comment, I can't help but wonder how you even managed to post a comment in the first place.

  • XD!!! Hi it Vin wih Sham Wow.

  • cos people are stupid

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  • i am a scientist and i dont think the bible has ever been proven wrong.

  • its not like anyone CAN prove it wrong... u can't prove wrong someones imagination..

  • Hey, I have an idea, shut the fuck up and watch the video, because it has nothing to do with Science or Religion! HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE!!!!

  • Thats the best comment I've ever seen on youtube. XD And you're right :P

  • Piss myself laughing!!!!!!

    Who was the cruel bastard that put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? Sebastian Simpson?

  • For allegedly fighting an alleged hooker allegedly

  • 1:15 it's greg house's brother

  • I actually saw a new comercial with the sham wow guy but it was a spanish commercial and the guy was speaking spanish...........barley xD but seriously he was doing a commercial

  • i actually saw the slap chop commercial and he added in saying get a second set free and you can tell his tongue got bit

  • Hhahaha

  • Is he wearing a hospital gown under his coat???

  • lol probably, she probably bit that shit right off! XD

  • Nothing soaks up sperm and vomit like the sham-wow. Last night, my sister and I were puking on eachothers genitals, wich can go on for hours. We just kept eating buckets of chicken, puking and masturbating eachother. As you can Imagine, we left my grandmas' house in quite a mess, and all we had was a sham-wow to clean up with, and it really worked well! Thanks sham-wow! My grandma can't find her dentures today, but I'm pretty sure my sister still has them....somewhere.

  • your fucked in the head

  • Umm... What?

  • please tell me your joking

  • insest joke much...

  • hahaha, niice.

  • i feel ya.AND serial kilers can use shamwow too.ever sawed off a nasty HEAD?...all that bone,blood and gristle-..yuck! --but not with sham wow! Sham wow soaks up 10 times it weight in blood Leaving your torture table pristine like you were never there,and thats useful for you ted bundy wannabees,,no more CSI!!-NOT WITH SHAM WOW!!

  • Lol

  • Allegedly fighting with an alleged hooker allegedly.

  • My wife talks too much.One time she was yapping and yapping and some of my favorite music was on the radio.I punchedf her in the mouth and stuffed the Shamwow in her mouth..it both soaked up the blood and gagged her from further talking! Thank you Shamwow..I love the Shamwow!

  • billy mays didnt get killed by vince or was he set up he was on a plane it was very bumpy and had lots of turbulance, then after billy mays got off the plane at his house or a hotel or something he said he had a headache and he never woke up the end!!!!!!!

  • Protip HOOKERS DO NOT KISS PPL AND HE WAS LUCKY I DID NOT BITE IT OFF!?! HE GOT WHAT DESERVE AND NOW MY HIGH PRICE HOLLYWOOD LAWYER WILL SUE HIS ASS. AND THEN I WILL GET A BOOK DEAL TOO!

  • She was askin for it

  • how?!?!

  • Intarweb rumor.

  • i want more vince comercials............

  • ur a gaysist lol

  • me to

  • LOL

  • 1:16 lol

  • The Shamwow works good on all types of sex spillage.I had my slut wife in my new Vette and sure enough she wanted to play with my phallic symbol.Her panties got so wet she was dripping taco juice out her tuna dungeon all over the leather seats.After I fired a blast of my meat missile bullets on her face I gave her a slap and made her wipe up the fuck scrapnel.I like my wife but I love the Shamwow.

  • kjhkhhl

  • Retard.

  • Oh and you are obviously some sort of genious.I bet it took you nearly two hours to make such a brilliant retort.You idiot..I will dine on your mothers vagina tonight in my celebration of being superior to you in all ways...of this I am positive.

  • You misspelled "genius," genius. :D

  • I never claimed to be one...I am self employed with material needs satisfied beyond belief and need not explain my level of education to you or anyone else here on Youtube.You on the other hand ,a fag engineer from Texas..home of steers and queers likely have nothing..just a yearning to play spelling bee coach and a burning desire to reach your trembling hand out from your pen pocket organiser and in the pants of all things both young and male..icky.I hate you..and I bet so do your parents.

  • I reiterate: retard.

    Why don't you rage-quit life??

  • who leaves paragraph-long comment on videos?

    you need to go start a blog...seriously...

  • @ThePhallicSymbol

    I second Kymiaye, go start a blog, man

  • I had two girls in my hotel room one night while working a shoot for Playboy.These models were so beautiful my legendary skills as a lover let me down.Still I believe they got the best three minutes they had ever had.Three minutes with me is like an hour with a normal man.The premature spurting went everywhere that night and I feared damage liability.Shamwow soaked up all my sword mayo..thank you Shamwow!

  • Travelling through Utah this spring,I picked up a young man hitchhiking. He seemed a little nervous, but I reassured him that I wasn't a pervert,and that I'm impotent,no need to worry. Well, it turns out that I became quite irritated by his facial hair, and pulled the car over. Do you know how hard it is to dismember a body with a swiss army knife? Anyway, it's very messy, and all I had was a Sham-wow. I was impressed, it cleaned up all the blood, and I had no problem getting into Mexico.

  • Lighten up there, chuckles! I'm just the messenger. Though I wouldn't mind knowing Shamwow's odds of cleaning up your act.  :P

  • LOL. awesome

  • i feel ya phalicsymbol,recenty ,i was engaging in cophraphilia and ws eating the turds out of my uncles ass,i was picking the corn(gmo corn is toxic) out and flicking it to the carpet as i swallowed the stool,needless to say that brown stinky corn left a nasty dripping mess on my wifes persian rug-but not to worry!sham wow cme to the rescue and cleaned up al the mess including my uncles hemmoroidal scabs too! thanks SHAM WOW!YOU SAved my marriage!!..I LOVE YOU SHAM WOW!!!!!!!

  • dowsnt dwip, dowsnt make a mewsh.

  • lmfao

  • idk why but he reminds me of tom hanks =/

  • who?

  • aaww poor guy

  • that was funny but jimmy isn't

  • ur not either