Snake bites

[afrohero891]

Hloy shit at 1:34

[DEVASTATOR478]

ahahahahahhahahaha

[4chango]

The following regimen is now posted on the Hevnawe channel:

Naturopathic Approach for Snake, Scorpion and Spider Bites

[bikie2]

only good snake is a dead one

[Izicain]

Last 2 weere sickening, me and my mate were staring like O.M.G!

[truckerboy69]

did not need music

[cacaman11]

FACE!

[Bamtheman0123]

i like the last one, maybe next time you will leave them in the wild yeah dipshit

[Hummerinloukku]

@Bamtheman0123

Are you an idiot?

[Bamtheman0123]

@Hummerinloukku are you the dipshit then?

[Hummerinloukku]

@Bamtheman0123

I guess so, but If we should leave snakes in the wild, then I guess I'm allowed to rip their heads off If I see them on my lawn.

[Bamtheman0123]

@Hummerinloukku Hell yeah ill do the same, as long as you not one of those people who thinks the Amazon is there lawn

[7muktar]

@Hummerinloukku hahaha you are the idiot here loool the lawn is not yours you fool! you have nothing here! you are just a damn normal human, one of 1000000000nds...just because you live on a piece of earth it doesn't mean it is all yours! in 100 years you are dead, but the piece of earth will still be here... learn to respect other life forms... buffon...

[a7xfoREVer22]

wat asnake was the first?

[TheWickedEnd0851]

dude,did they kill that last snake?

[HelmetBlissta]

Great you put the messages at the end , nice one , I love snakes ,

[RevivalOfOlgaroni]

Mich hat auch einmal eine Schlange gebissen , aber die war ein Mensch!

[7muktar]

@RevivalOfOlgaroni dann ists keine schlange^^

[MrJonnnyKI]

@RevivalOfOlgaroni maby it was SOLID SNAKE !!! xD

[whatthehell81]

@RevivalOfOlgaroni Wie meinst du das mit der Schlange?

[AdvancedDrugRehab]

What's the name of the music? I've heard this track before but I can't remember who did it.

[AdvancedDrugRehab]

What's the name of the music?

[OzAnthony]

you'd have to be off your brain to fuck with these snakes... seriously!

[MavrieckII]

1:55 Chinese death grip lol

[Ichbineinstreber]

where i can watch number 4 full?? please help

[Ichbineinstreber]

shit numbe 3 is hard

[RobSchneeberger]

HAAHAHAHAH 1:20 OWNED!!

[oakland002]

Would have been better with out the background music

[GenAng123]

one time my bro saw a snake didnt run screaming or doing tricks he just run on the snake and he start smashing it with his foot on his head

[ferrarif40owner]

First was an epic! "wham" beep!

[7muktar]

@ferrarif40owner hahaha well... that "peep" was me... i said "Sh*t damn" hahah so i peeped it out xD

btw... the snake bit just the camera, not me :)

[BloodyTenchi]

I love Snakes ^^.

I was bitten 2 times by snakes but that was my own fault.

[7muktar]

@BloodyTenchi i love snakes too!

getting bitten by a snake is not good^^ what kind of snake was it? hope ur ok now?

[BloodyTenchi]

@7muktar  both times burmese pythons.

[7muktar]

@BloodyTenchi aha well... these snakes are not poisonous but the bite of a giant snake is really bad annyways...

[2mudvayne]

@7muktar cobras are venomous btw

[7muktar]

@2mudvayne nooooooo.... really???? :D ooooh cobras are venomous? wooow thanks for saing that :D :) xD

[AdvancedDrugRehab]

What's the name of the music? I've heard this track before but I can't remember who did it.

[2mudvayne]

@BloodyTenchi btw the second and third guy DID NOT get bit by Burms the second guy was bit by a boa and the third guy was bit by a green anaconda

[SuperFordtuff]

snakes are no good to anyone unless they are on a frying pan mmmmmmm taste like chicken !

[cavaliersfan08]

@irelephant hmmm would have been a damn good lunch then lol jk

[cavaliersfan08]

wow fuck those last guys for ripping the poor snakes bottom lip to fucking shreds

[Basse9419]

they didnt rip it, snakes mouths just are bendy and i think you know that their jaws can dislocate themselves,if they wouldnt be able to do that, how do you think they would be able to eat a man?

[cavaliersfan08]

@Basse9419 well yea i knew they could dislocate their jaws and i knew they could eat a human and i didnt mean to say rip but they stretched the skin out too far

[georgiadillon09]

well its safe to say the man in the last clip is well entrewly fucked

[Basse9419]

no he isnt, anacondas doesnt have any poison, they strangle their prey to deat, which wouldnt be hard at all

[tbursee]

at .037 can you say stupid.

[mrsmelzbad]

steve austin is a dweeb...... steve erwin wannabe

[theMcnegro456]

army dude is dumb

[KingFluffs]

The last guy (army dude) looked to me like he put his arm in the snakes mouth.

[youngziggy262k8]

Number 3 Is Austin Stevens...Not Steve Irwin :)

[wannabedesi]

I don't like the way he treats snakes. Not one bit. I'm sort of glad he got bit by a highly toxic snake.

[emarob86]

madò l'anaconda nn molla!!

[Fanchus]

steve irwin is number 3

[onexnightxstandx4]

thats not steve irwin dumb ass

[Fanchus]

yes it is bitch nigger penis

[onexnightxstandx4]

yo cursing and being a faggot like ur self doesnt cover up for having a small dick and its not steve irwin u dumb monkey cunt

[Fanchus]

yes he is penis shit monkey fucker cock sucking crap eating gorilla humping lmaofucking chili peppers roflcopter cock sucking douchebag

[Fanchus]

dude im just kidding of course he's not lmao

[infinity28]

@Fanchus lmfao

[xxxcassiusxxx]

@Fanchus

that is not steve irwin.

hes a south african guy.... cant remember his name

[daandank]

auwchhh the last one

[1softkiss]

5*s Think this video says it all. I've been on the receiving end of a bite from a ten foot boa and my forearm disappeared in her mouth and all I could see was teeth and her eyes staring at me. For sure a bad situation to be in but staying calm is in one's best behalf.

[IcemanBassPlayer]

why the song isn't "Motorhead-Snake bite love"??

[bimone909]

sucks to be him

[grahamblood]

Serves him right @ :42

[ryan4152]

dang that gotta hurt

[nightcrawler1971]

cant remember the dude name but he is from south africa i watched the episode where he was tagged by the mamba in the thumb

[TonyBigchild]

AUSTIN STEVENS

[hadabadeh]

I was walking in a nature reserve with my friends near my house the other day, when i saw a path that rabbits had been going on. I thought 'i bet i'll get to a warren if i follow this path' so i did.

2 minutes later, i was fucking one step from getting bitten by one big ass snake. It was waiting with it's coiled back, ready to strike... SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY WHOLE LIFE. I swear, one more step and i would've been bitten. I saw another that day as well. I fucking HATE snakes now. sneaky bastards.

[7muktar]

if the snake was poisonous and wanted to kill you, you wouldn't be alive today...

snakes don't bite, if they have no reason to bite, and they are not wainting to bite you!!!!!!! that's b******t!

[hadabadeh]

It's not bullshit! if it was, i would make the story more awesome, by... i dunno, saying i had to wrestle it to the death or some shit like that...

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE ITS TRUE!!!

The reason it didn't bite me is because i wasn't close enough. One step more though, and i probably would've been. I think it was a One of my friends who was with me thought it was a 'broad snake' or 'brown broad snake' or something. It was fucking scary. It had a reason: I was threatening it by nearly stepping on it

[1softkiss]

Snakes aren't sneaky and they don't premeditate their actions. All their actions are based on response. You walking made vibrations and sounds the snake can hear that you don't realize you are making and their natural instincts are to defend and protect themselves. This is what nature equipped them with to insure their survival.

[FNRaykon]

Kill all snakes!

[zMYSTz]

snakes are very scary))

[7muktar]

well they can be very scary sometimes^^ but they are also very beatiful... i just love them :D

[Romily205]

snakes are amazing, especially that last one - the size of it was incredible

[juggalo6jcards]

yea fuck MRcock sucker or watever the fuck it is

[mrvokrri20]

FUK SNAKES!

[7muktar]

fuck YOU

[cavaliersfan08]

@mrvokrri20 Snakes are awesome so fuck you

[backstage101]

Actually the last guy did the best thing. He did not panic, and once he realised the anaconda had him he positioned his hand perfectly to ensure minimal injury.. If he pulled away he would have lost alot of skin and maybe some muscle tissue.

[TRUDOWNSOUTH]

Yeah, that was pretty ferocious.

[drowningbybaptism]

From the point of view of someone who takes care of snakes, that last one with the conda biting that guy on the wrist has to be the worst of the worst...

[LoveRose133]

i didnt care about the others but the last one was...scary :X

[MrNighthawk100]

snakes suck they should die

[Exoime]

We humans are the true animals...

[simonmocnik76]

youre wrong. snake has more courage,pride and brain you will ever have. my 4 year old ball python is like a child to me.people are fuckin stupid to mess around with nature. btw you suck

[7muktar]

exactly.... your very welcome :)

[7muktar]

shut up and leave this page...

[ohmyeffincrap]

what the hell? that idiot deserved to get owned by that freaking cobra. dumbass. same for the nosejob guy

[vtguy429]

For real! You don't tease a fucking snake, and if you do you better be faster then it (which or not) and you don't stand around talking with your face 1ft away from a wild boa, thats how you get bit.. duh!

[bobbynrocky]

my friend has a snake and it started to try and attack her its because she shows she scared of the snake thts the worst thing u could eva do

[sallyannepotsmoker]

Besides, getting 3 of your buddies to help you get out of a snake bite by ripping its fucking mouth doesn't work, all your doing is hurting the snake for your mistake. This isn't even the proper way to get out of a snake bite. If you really knew about snakes, you would know that their teeth, especially the kind in this particular video move forwards and backwards. That moron could have got out of the bite itself by pushing it's hand further down into its mouth.

[sallyannepotsmoker]

Umm excuse me? You pay attention. Obviously snakes are fast and powerful, which is why I said there needs to be one person per 3 feet of the serpant. Yes, I agree that they will take every chance they get to attack and get out of the trouble they are in, but many of these situations can be avoided with proper handling, which was not seen in this video. Ripping the snakes mouth like that is really fucking cruel, look at the end of the video. They pulled it so hard it's pretty much hanging off.

[7muktar]

of course it's cruel how they did. but getting out of a snakes moth is not so easy. the snake is also closing it's moth with a lot of power. if you try to phush ur hand further down into is's mouth, it is going deeper into the snakes mouth. so first the snake has to relax the bite, then your able to get out. i agree that this action was cruel and they made lots of mistakes. but the most important thing is that the snake is alive and released.

[b0b0maj0]

Anacondas' usually tear their muscles from eating such large prey. It takes a few weeks/months to completely heal. It wouldn't have phased it.

[sallyannepotsmoker]

Wow, I'm completely fucking aggrivated by the way those two men pretty much ripped the snakes mouth off. It could have been easily detained and captured into either a crate, or if physically attacking someone shot down, but the way they tried to handle the snake was completely fucking retarded. For a snake that big you need one person per 3 feet of snake. They had about 3 people for the whole fucking thing. No wonder the idiot got bit. No bones fucktards, just muscle. Fucking 3rd world morons.

[7muktar]

Pay attention... u don't have to be an idiot to get bitten by a snake. 1/4 second inattention is enough. snakes are fast, powerful and not stupid! they take advantage of every situation. one little mistake and they got you!

[b0b0maj0]

lol and you just said they only bite for self defence.

[7muktar]

yes... they do

[alexgoodbourn]

well they do have a skeleton and anacondas' have an extremely felxible skin around the jaw! it wouldn't have hurt the snake! I do agree however with your point on poor handling.

[aidanne07]

Serves them fucking right, how would they like it someone poking at them for nothing. Whats @ 1:30 army soldier doing with snakes, shouldn't they be 'like' fighting the war.

[mbm13213]

The National Association of Snake Attacks and Snake Related Assaults (NASASRA) recommends not getting bitten by a snake.

If bitten the NASASRA advises against allowing yourself to be bitten again.

The NASASRA recommend these safety tips...

1. Do NOT try to check a snake for cavities

2. Do NOT attempt to milk a snake

3. Do NOT put a snake in your pants

4. Do NOT allow snakes to babysit children

5. Do NOT ask snakes for directions

6. Do NOT attempt to dress a snake

[aidanne07]

What a load of fucking crap? (mbm13213

[mbm13213]

That kind of attitude is going to get you bitten by a snake.

[josh2253]

if pushed his hand furthur in the snake would bite the part infront of his teeth..

[royalsteven]

1.13 lol nosejob

[mikecounsell]

the last one should have pushed his arm futher in first to get fangs off him

[nertflo]

1:11 LOL

[airforce1996wpb]

i have like 40 snakes in my garage, we just had cornsnake babies, 2 batches of boa babies and about 60 reticulated python eggs and we have 2 22ft reticulated pythons

[dinscool85]

Shit that python(I guess) is a big mouth ...

[isaacg000]

the last one i bet it hurted like hell

i feel bad for that dude

[HedPEhead1969]

That first guy to get bit is a moron. He totally asked for it, trying to be Irwin and shit...

[umyjs]

they like ripped the last snakes skin off tring to get it to let go lol

[HedPEhead1969]

lol then the other guy got his thumb stuck in it's mouth!!! lmfao!!

[JollyRoger987]

LOL!

The title make me laughed!

"Top 5 snake bites on youtube"

Godlike!

:,D

[Kill2Smile]

LMFAO @ number 2! FUCKING hilarious !! First guy is funny he's so retarded, deserved to get bit.

[Creepingdeath047]

chuck norris doesnt use a condom, he uses a live rattle snake

[Beaupre911]

Steve Irwin is the real legend

[scottca55]

holy shit...the last one

[VanillaPanama]

the final one was soo deep :P

[gecibe73]

...stupid idiots!

[SiebenundsiebzigTage]

o my god...but you're right! We don't have to play with wild animals!

[georgegains]

kill that last fcuker snake,... kill that snake son of a bitch.....

[graz2981]

Austin stevens is a legend. He has balls that guy but he is dumb enough to get bitten all the time

[southwest629]

Snakes can be pretty deadly, but pretty fun to raise, catch, and whatever u can think of.

[Cajunx2001]

haha he does look like a geek

[FatLary]

2:05 poor snake =P

[tecsealex]

wow la ultima serpiente esta de miedo

[tongteng13]

lol 1:11

[Fantes94]

haha stupid

[zorgleworgle]

i think we shud cook all the snakes in the world, itd save loads of hassle, little freaks of nature

[7muktar]

please read this at 2:36!!! snakes are very important! without snakes would die more people! every animal has a reason! please try to understand this...

[Not2Sane]

True, I understand snakes have their purpose and think they are wonderful animals. But I am sorry, they still freak the shit outta me.

[xJaneyxCheerleaderx]

i totally agree with that .. okay they are quite important but they can kill people and they seem like you can't control them !

[DraoiSidhe]

it can be very hard to control them at times... I know from experience, i've only been bit once but it wasent anything near what bites were on this video. in my experience i say for every 4 ft of snake you should have one person handling it, this way they are easy to overpower if they get out of hand.

people have an extreme prejudice about snakes (and reptiles in general) and thats a shame, yearly more people are killed by domesticated dogs than snakes and other reptiles combined.

[sharkl11]

"every animal has a reason"...i always wondered why pandas exists. I can't think of anything that they contribute besides less bamboo trees. If they go extincted, don't see no biggie and no epidemic happening.

[Kill2Smile]

We need cute animals to make us happy !

[wakeskin]

there fucken stupad at the end there straching the skin of the snake fuck heds it was his fault

[4Tracer]

His fault that he HAD to handle the snake wether he wanted to or not? I don't call that his fault, and who gives a damn about stretching the snakes skin. If my friend is hurt, I will kill the damned snake..

[WeWillNotFear]

snakes mouth is like a rubber, it doesnt broke, well a bit, but it grows back very fast, and its normal that their mouth brokes sometimes when they eat. So dont worry about that =)

[Mainvity]

STEVE IRWIN!!!!lol love the vid snakes sorta creep me otu but meh :D i used to lvie i ncoutnry ahd never seen a snake but there was ltos supoosably

[hardyown]

pwned the last one is good

[Grustel]

Haha....wer so dumm is und sich von ner schlange beißen lässt xD

[7muktar]

....man muss nicht immer dumm sein... es genügt eine sekunde unachtsamkeit! das beste ist man lässt sie in ruhe, wenn man nicht weis, wie man mit ihnen umgeht. dan kann auch nichts passieren.

[xtreme3377]

The last three are classic bites. Another impressive bite is the one with David Weathers, when he was bitten by his speckled cobra. Just shows that you need to be more than careful when dealing with snakes. And Jess the Pest.. what the hell are you talking about? I really doubt you were bit by a Burmese, unless it was really small, as most people that were bit by these snakes usually get more than just a bite.

[JessThePest]

I remember when my burmese python bit me on the arm. oh god the pain was horrible but i was asking for it. he wouldnt let mommy clean out his house when he knew it was dirty.

[dragonmissy]

oww the retic idk i would freak

[Pokerboy12345]

there was no retic in the vid

[dragonmissy]

ohh soooo sorry a Anaconda jeese lol

[DrSpider1984]

wow, great video man *****

[ingridgott]

great video *****

[ivootje88]

cool