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  • BOTDF SUCKS...my gf got me into them and i only told her they were ok till now she broke up with me bcuz i didnt wanna txt her a pic of me...now 10 mins later shes dating one of my best friends.............WHAT THE FUCK...

  • Lmfao I got this stuk in my head wen my cozins were ovr ther like wats tht song calld my reply: inappropriate :l

  • Me ill sing jayspart all I need is my bff to sing with me Ima girl and my besti is a boy it'll be fun

  • <3

    

  • me and my friend walked down the halls yelling:I'm a muthafuckin pirate!!pop my ballon its on like donkey kong!!!

  • You gotta love how seductive Dahvie is in the begining XD

  • love this song !!! i was rapping it on the way to school thid morning! ;)

  • @kookiemunstter So was I!!! o-o

  • If mee get 100 likes mee name mee guinea pig Dahvie <3333

  • @SarahBlenk do it!!!!!

  • omg !! this songs are so perverted !!.......just my stile !

  • i luv this song nd omg my bff's bro got a botdf stikr on his truck!

  • LOL...this song is soo funny! i love botdf!

  • 154 people dont have a brain they can suck myscience teachers dick!lol oFTo

  • lmfao 

  • Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!"!

  • i love this song i sing it all the time ^.^ and i got a boner too haha

  • Butt pirates lol I love BOTDF famn

  • Me and my friend were screaming this and success is the best revenge at gym today and laughed wen the teacher caught us!lol

  • i fuckin love this song ^.\\

  • This song is catchy!

  • i sung this whole song in school today but i didnt realize the teacher was behind me till i had sung it all...... my badd!! lol

  • @hellokittysmexywoman  hahahahahahah

  • @hellokittysmexywoman

    o my nuggets O: I would have gotten detention for life! JK

  • i sang this in school once....we were learning about what pirates really were....i was suspended for 3 days

  • How can you listen to this without wanting to kill yourself?

  • ,Girls do get 'boners' Damn your fucking cl**t Gets hard -_- Damn am i the only one that knows that?! -.-

  • @Strawberry111899 Lmao no i knew that xD

  • @Missunderstoodpurple thank god. your smart xD

  • Im a pirate nigga [x

  • xxx till i hit your mark ;)

  • love this (not gay) but that is bitchin'

    

  • i was in math class and my 2nd math teacher was doing the thing where you have to find out what x was only it was r. and when he said r is me and this one girl beside me both went its a pirates life for me.........i usually get into fights with her but from that moment on my hatred couldnt last when she sings botdf....sad thing is...shes a prep!?!

  • a pirate walks into a bar, the bartender asks "what's with the steering wheel in your pants?" and the pirate says "argh! it's driving me nuts!"

  • And people wonder why i like BOTDF so much?!

  • im 9 and i love these dues and almost every word of every song the sing %}

  • What happened to music... hopeless.

  • @Cazleigh19 Hopeless? Do you see lady gaga? Lil' Wyane? NIKI MANAJ? I'm sorry, but yes, mainstream music is hopeless. This music is not. Rap is hopeless. (Most rap.) And pop has gone down the drain. Thanks for making them famous. How you ask? Easy, haters make them famous. Thanks for hating.

    #sgtce

  • Thumbs up If you want me to call my new kittens Dahvie and Jay Von Monroe... >:D

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  • :It's my duty to please that booty!" best line, lmao

  • @koolkat86788 Oh my god.... obviously we have the same thinking.... The Ring is my favorite movie, and of course, you can never forget Dahvie:)

  • ._.

    Odin save their souls.

  • saw them at warp tour last year and i had never heard of them before but i immediatly started dancing and shit twas great

  • Singing this at the talent show ;3

  • I shall be a pirate :3

  • What in the flying fuck????

  • Tf

  • And people wonder why i like BOTDF so much?! ^^

  • HOLY FUCK I MET THE EPIC SONG :D

  • Epic. :D ♥

  • at the end all yu hear is a little girl going Ima Porate Nigga..classic :)

  • my future kids names:

    dahvie, because i love him that much

    samara, because i love the movie the ring

  • botdf is crazy as shit

  • @freshboi2000 That's good, it's better than stopping to say, "Hey, what will people think?" :)

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  • hahahXD i love this its hilarious<3

  • Love-.-

  • 151 people arent pirates

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  • ima pirate nigga <3

  • Now that I think about it..What kind of sex advintures does Dahvi have?

  • IM a motherfuking pirate ;)

  • imma name my 2 cats jayyvonmonroe and dahvievanity

  • love this songgg jus love it hahahah gosh i love them B.O.T.D.F NATION

  • funny how the most normal things they can make seem so negative..<3

  • LOL! ish so cute <3 when he says argghhh

  • -Listening on headphones-

    Song ; Argh, its driving me nuts.

    Me ; LMFAOO!

    Mother ; What the fuck is so funny?!

    Me ; NOTHING AT ALL! O___________________o

  • 3 Thumbs up if you want me to name my dog Jay Von Monroe

  • @DahvieTheGreat don't add monroe because it's a dog, but name him jayyvon <3

  • @DahvieTheGreat Hmm....Suddenly...You're dog has gotten a lot hotter O:

  • y not name it dahvie

  • @DahvieTheGreat LOL omg YES

  • every time i listen to these guys i feel happy and cant help but smile

    LOVE YOU JAYY AND DAHVIE

  • lol i just started cracking up but i am a big fan of botdf

  • Anyone else agree?

  • @DiceBlowinTrees420

    You obviously cannot comprehend the shitstorm you just walked into. If you dont like the song, shut the fuck up, shove a stick up your ass, and move along with your day.

  • @symbiotecarnage666 I'm impressed,some one with a little bit of intelligence.No i do it's just the simply fact being that people are replying to me i will respond when responded to,But it seems the none of you understand the fact that this is youtube,there will be comments good and bad why respond to someone to begin with.

  • For like 5 days, I've been agreeing with the top comment, and i finally look at the comment poster today and i realized it was me. I'm such a retard.

  • i like the way he laughs at 0:15

  • This is a fuckin sexy rightous song!!!

  • my dick just rose... only im a girl o.O

  • @RedSkittles0304 Your Vagina Got Wet :3

  • @EmoandCupcakes lmfaooo xD

  • @RedSkittles0304 Ladyboner?? Lady boner sounds like a dog name o.o...I wanna name my weeiner dog that >:D

  • Omg they soo fucken sexy in thus song! Arrg come please my booty;)

  • Can Dahvie please my booty??

  • @RockerGirl4Ev3r Make that the 2 of us ;3

  • vanity insanity!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • I'mma sing this at the school talent show LOL

  • I'm in love with the intro. c:

  • It's funny how pathetic people comment on a song they DON'T like... Got a problem? Then go back to your crap music!

  • im going to go to my 50 something counselor at school that goes up to girls like heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girlfrienddddddddddddddddddddd­ddd and go: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum we go, its my duty to please that booty! hahaha cant wait to see what she does lol

  • 2:58 had me laughing

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  • 3:58 had me dying lololol

  • I love the beat

  • OMG!! This song is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • EMOGIRL5384 is close to my old screenname O3O ... emogirl58341..

  • My favorite song !!!

  • @yourfavenerd4always me too!! Haha

  • It took me forever to understand the joke at the beginning heheh

  • I LOVE this song. Me and my best friend are going to see them in concert on April 26th. I hope they sing this song and It's on like king kong.

  • @EdHighFive where at?

  • hahaha i like this song.. funny as heck!!!!!!!!! its my dutty to pleas that booty hahaha

  • imma pirate nigga:P hehehehehe love this song!

  • butt pirates maybe

  • It's my duty to please that booty

  • i may rename my cat dahvie vanity

  • Just so you know, It's not stars... its sars..

    being sick like stars would make no sense in this context

  • @Questionableaddict wat is a sar?

    

  • @etbgcb Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is a serious form of pneumonia... Google SARS for more information about it. So, Yeah... Sick like starts isn't it. It's SARS

  • i <3 blood on the dance floor :)

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  • Fuckin beast of a song lmfao

  • Haha I love this song, very catchy ^_^

  • BEST FUCKING SONG

  • Yo ho sorry bitch wasn't calling your name

  • What the fuck is this....this sucks....anyone who listens to this has no right to call there selfs a pirate.

  • @DiceBlowinTrees420 SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BECUASE YOU JUST DONT GET BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL YOURSELF HUMAN... SUCK IT BITCH!!!!!

  • @EMOGIRL5384 Oh on the contrary my dear i get them very well,but that's beside the point.No I'm sorry it's you that doesn't have the privilege to call yourself a human by saying that i just stated that anyone who claimed to be a pirate and par-takes in listing to this filth is plainly not a pirate,never said anything about being human as well as this is youtube hun,there are going to be people commenting stating what they think.Get smarter before you open you're mouth.CAPS IS COOL!

  • @DiceBlowinTrees420 bitch get a fucking life ur fucking pathetic and no one is on ur side cuz this song is the fucking shit so go fuck ur dad oh wait u already did that :) SUCK IT DICKHOLE!!!!!!

  • @tastedarainbow16 I do have a life hun,i make music for a living what do you do? That's fine i don't care if anyone is,you're right it is the "shit" bullshit to be correct.Why is every comeback with you unintelligent kids always sexual in some kind of way,meh just shows how incompetent you really are.

  • i absolutly love this song

  • Im liveing a pirate's life!!!

  • Fav line is the chores it my duty to please that booty

  • This my mom wifey's & My song ! x]

  • i sang this song at my talent show i won first but then i got in troulbe for having it swear like this if you think that is soo stupidm P.S i did jays part my boy friend did dahives

  • i know this by heart i can be sitting there and just start singing it and sing the whole thing

  • please thumbs up to this comment cause if i get loads i can call my new kitten Dahvie Vanity!!!!!! :3

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  • @bvb6rock haha lol i thumbs up only to give your kitten a name and because its funny

  • @bvb6rock I named my kitty vanity and she was a hellion.....

  • @bvb6rock :O OMG!!! Lucky bitch -_- haha jk x3

  • @bvb6rock omg my kitty's named dhavie :P

  • omg i love themmmmmmmmmmmmmm hahaha ima fuckin pirate niggassssssssss ;)

  • I love how Jayys verse is blatantly about butt sex. Gotta love botdf, but i feel a bit awkward as a straight guy listening to this song XD. but i guess that goes for every botdf song.

  • i heard this song freaked then learned all the words, now i get on youtube just to hear it everyday!

  • haha its funny how he says booty

  • im a pirate nigga!

  • omfg whose deep voive is that at the beginnin ?? ugghhh i love it :D

  • @ChocoleteBubblez Jayy Von Monroe.XD

  • @audrey6160 im surr it took a lot of hard work to do this if you think you could do better shut up and do it!

  • @Audrey6160 She did the RIGHT lyrics, dipshit, go watch another lyric video which is probably more of a fail than this and fuck off ^_^

  • I love this song I saw them perform this song when they came to OKC and after Dahvie took his pants off....XP veryone almost died and Jayy moving his hips like that OMFG!

  • Wuv dis song

  • I sing this in science class...and my teacher gets scared :{D

  • loveee this song.

  • This song makes my REALLY HORNY!!!

  • @TheAmlolli haha a few of theyr songs can do tht to ppl ;)

  • u fucked the lyrics up dumb fuck

  • @audrey6160 Learn how to type(:

    And No.. No they did not.

  • ahhhh LOVE IT

  • @lilmoomoos me 2

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  • BOTDF!!!! yohoho and a bottle of rum we go its my duty to please that booty! YEA BUDDY!!!!

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  • MY PORTHOLES BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR SHIP!!!!!!!!! :D !

  • One of my friends and I are going to be BOTDF pirates for Halloween just becuz of this song:) and yes were are thinking many months away BOTDF FOREVER!!!

  • @supernatural708 when you say it, i want to do that too ! .__.

    haha

  • i kinda wana please im gf buty now well ill go get the condom later

  • Yo H0:00 H0:00

  • I'd gladly be on deck... if he's the captain.

  • lol this is like the fifth song i put by BOTDF on twitter xD

  • @TheMostEpicFT WHAT IS UR TWITTER????? im sure to follow XD

  • @morgaknight my twitter is @EpicFT