I loved Archie's patter after Scotland were humiliated in the 1978 World Cup in the 1-1 draw against Iran and the after match comments of one of the pundits who said " Watchin that Scotland game was as much fun as having sex with an 85 year old woman" then Archie retorted "Don't knock it till you've tried it Hugh" Brilliant
Jesus, 30 years ago already!!? This takes me right back to my teen years back in Irvine. Life was grim but somehow seemed more real. And what a double act, old brillo pad head, a smooth operator and the fresh faced Dougie Donnelly, who oddly enough is a bit of a brillo pad head himself these day. Ah, nostalgia.
I think that the director of the show is actually shouting someone else to "get me a game, any Scottish game!" not at Archie. But it's bizarre to see him pick up a phone live on air as if he's about to call Ronald Regan or something! Alan Partridge indeed, Toracube! Liquid football!
I think that the director of the show is actually shouting someone else to "get me a game, any Scottish game!" not at Archie. But it's bizarre to see him pick up a phone live on air as if he's about to call Ronald Regan or something! Alan Partridge indeed, Toracube! Liquid football!
Know a bit about sport and you've got mad hair; ok you start on saturday. I can remember Archie being 'welcomed' at Parkhead with chants of "Brillo pad". Ah, those were the days.............
If you listen carefully, you can hear the producer going Tonto down the phone - Archie you deserve a medal for working throught the abuse!! Saturday night Sportscene: Television Gold!
Archie was the man who introduced the incorrect definition of "decimated" to the Scottish public. Even today BBC Scotland commentators still use it incorrectly.
I heard Archie interviewed about this recently, and he said actually the producer wasn't going mad at him, he was complaining about the technical guys......hmmmm 20 years to think up an excuse?? hahahaha!!
Brilliant! What the hell did Archie make his hair with? Play-doh? Dougie 'Howser' Donnelly's is hilarious as well, he looks like he's just been electrocuted! And he looks about 12! Bet he couldn't even buy his own fags back then...
Wow. Dougie Donnelly is really young there! Does anyone know if it's true that he was once suspended for saying "He fucking missed it!" in a live commentary?
Dougie Donnelly looked about 16 he looked very young at BBC Scotland in 1980 Archie macpherson a legend still commentating on Scottish Football for Setanta Sports and STVs Live Coverage of the Champions League
So what was the result of the match ?!
Ferrari312pb 3 weeks ago
is that Dougie Donnely or Anne Robinson?
mcdgreg21 1 month ago
LMFAO DOUGIES HAIR
BonesUk1980 4 months ago
I notice one person didn't like this video.
We know it was you Archie.
SlickFunker 7 months ago 2
Superb post. Absolutely hilarious. LOL.
SlickFunker 7 months ago
Dougie Donnely in his Sheena Easton period.
Iain1962 8 months ago
Bloody hell I remember this. It must've been before they went Pink Floyd lol!
Noodles37UK 8 months ago
Dougie, Dougie, Dougie Donnelly !!
jimbob1969 8 months ago
never thocht the bools wud be so excitin
dcanmore 10 months ago
Bring back the old Sportscene. bring back Sir Archie MacPherson. Bring back the coat. Bring back football as it should be.
scotchprofessor 10 months ago 2
Sir Archie MacPherson: legend.
scotchprofessor 10 months ago
Weegie Prick
solefthanded2 1 year ago
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MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
I loved Archie's patter after Scotland were humiliated in the 1978 World Cup in the 1-1 draw against Iran and the after match comments of one of the pundits who said " Watchin that Scotland game was as much fun as having sex with an 85 year old woman" then Archie retorted "Don't knock it till you've tried it Hugh" Brilliant
MrSuperneil05 1 year ago
dougie donelly the heroin years
thekwizatshaderach 1 year ago
Love it.
Bit like Alan Partridge's 'sports desk'.
mesmiths 1 year ago
LOL at the young Dougie Donnelley
NUTTER1234567890123 1 year ago
How come sport scene get all the big gigs? The draw for the world indoor bowls......hahaha
MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
January 12th 1980 this editiion dates from according to the 3-2 result and the mention of Aberdeen's defeat to Morton the week before.
Zenon222 1 year ago
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Zenon222 1 year ago
Aberdeen lost to the
Famous. Greenock Morton the week before
greenhill1969 1 year ago
remarkable entries....but wrong? mmm.
MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
scottish football was really guff back then? Nothing changed then?
MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
@MegaTrainspotter Aberdeen Cup Winners' Cup winners in 1983, Dundee United semi-finalists in the European Cup in 1984 and UEFA Cup finalists in 1987.
The national team qualified for the World Cups in 1982 and 1986.
Couldn't have been that bad, young man.
thedprp 1 year ago
This is how you waffle your way out of trouble...........Well done arch......
MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
Scottish TV summed up in this clip.
royallen0 1 year ago
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MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
'sent The purist home raving' you don't hear that everyday...lol
MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
can we? no we cant.............
MegaTrainspotter 1 year ago
Ha Dougie's a stoater
craigyjac 1 year ago
i miss big archie's commentary he was the best, as for bowls what an overated sport that is anybody could become good at that game.
colsh1690 1 year ago
Oooh, the indoor bowls wold cup.
Rexel2828 1 year ago
Both Dougie and Archie hid their Rangers allegiances well back then, did they not ?!
ThefightingCelt 1 year ago
Archie will have been around 43 when this was recorded yet he looks 70!
Zenon222 1 year ago
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Zenon222 1 year ago
archie has had his day. its high time that peter martin was upgraded from radio to mainstream tv...the man is electric no matter wot team is playing.
sinister066 1 year ago
Jesus, 30 years ago already!!? This takes me right back to my teen years back in Irvine. Life was grim but somehow seemed more real. And what a double act, old brillo pad head, a smooth operator and the fresh faced Dougie Donnelly, who oddly enough is a bit of a brillo pad head himself these day. Ah, nostalgia.
faddy24 1 year ago
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I think that the director of the show is actually shouting someone else to "get me a game, any Scottish game!" not at Archie. But it's bizarre to see him pick up a phone live on air as if he's about to call Ronald Regan or something! Alan Partridge indeed, Toracube! Liquid football!
GordonMorrice 1 year ago
I think that the director of the show is actually shouting someone else to "get me a game, any Scottish game!" not at Archie. But it's bizarre to see him pick up a phone live on air as if he's about to call Ronald Regan or something! Alan Partridge indeed, Toracube! Liquid football!
GordonMorrice 1 year ago
Sounded like the boy was ragin on the other end of the phone!
AberdeenFC 1 year ago
Know a bit about sport and you've got mad hair; ok you start on saturday. I can remember Archie being 'welcomed' at Parkhead with chants of "Brillo pad". Ah, those were the days.............
theMacvarish 1 year ago
On a par with the 90s for worst Sportscene theme ever. Oh - and Dougie Donnelly's hair should have had its own billing.... absolutely shocking
LadyMezzo 1 year ago 2
Archie was the consumate professional - despite the embarrasment
stewbhoy1980 2 years ago
If you listen carefully, you can hear the producer going Tonto down the phone - Archie you deserve a medal for working throught the abuse!! Saturday night Sportscene: Television Gold!
langdale55 2 years ago
how exciting was sportscene then the live draw for the indoor bowls lol
wellfan1991 2 years ago 2
Archie was the man who introduced the incorrect definition of "decimated" to the Scottish public. Even today BBC Scotland commentators still use it incorrectly.
kilbraur 2 years ago
What the fuck is going on with that Dougie Donnely barnet!
fritzybaby1 2 years ago
@fritzybaby1 and he still sports a cracking barnet but aint seen him in a while
MrAguafiesta 2 years ago
its a tantalising one...whooooooooo over the bar.........!!!! archie the legend !!!!
neutralnothing 2 years ago
wooooooooooooooooooooooosh swept away.
09876543217028 2 years ago
paul mitchell also sounds like kermit the frog.
09876543217028 2 years ago
Yes agree with that. The new guard of commentators cant touch archie with a barge pole.
rotorking 2 years ago
david currie sounds like kermit the frog or is it him?
09876543217028 2 years ago
"certainly my family never got it right" - how the f'k did we let them off with cheesy lines like that back in the day??
Kinlochbervie50 2 years ago
A million miles better that Craig Paterson.
The bbcAlba fellas are better than the current bbc Scotland folk.
Sack the lot of them.
MajicTV 2 years ago
Archie McPherson was the man!
dmpcornwall 2 years ago
WHOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)
RICHTAYL 2 years ago 2
I heard Archie interviewed about this recently, and he said actually the producer wasn't going mad at him, he was complaining about the technical guys......hmmmm 20 years to think up an excuse?? hahahaha!!
markypearson01 2 years ago
Brilliant! What the hell did Archie make his hair with? Play-doh? Dougie 'Howser' Donnelly's is hilarious as well, he looks like he's just been electrocuted! And he looks about 12! Bet he couldn't even buy his own fags back then...
bubbasawyer666 2 years ago
I still miss Arthur montford's sport jacket.
BillDFC 2 years ago
I see someone got their 'o' level in tv editing
chookter1 2 years ago
fucking quality,the producer on the phone's going bananas.superb
coley10000 2 years ago
My god Dougie you wouldn't get into sterling with hair like that. Or glens, robertson, hutchinson or stepeck.
TheLacatush 2 years ago 13
@TheLacatush at least he knew what colour it was then..lol.
sinister066 1 year ago
check dougies alf garnet !
cjfrfc 2 years ago
Wow. Dougie Donnelly is really young there! Does anyone know if it's true that he was once suspended for saying "He fucking missed it!" in a live commentary?
PhilM3t4l 2 years ago
dougy donnolly:))
StuartGreenock 2 years ago
Lol, why is their a phone on the desk anyway.
Greg2cool 2 years ago
Better than Alan Partridge even!! LOL
Toracube 2 years ago 2
Ha ha
was thinking that myself
cajjer 2 years ago
haha turn the volume up a 3.22
"for christs sake get me a scottish game"
quality
cypha2mk 2 years ago
Dougie Donnelly's Hair!!!!
Like a burst couch :D
ekbear 2 years ago
what a bowl that was about a minute into this clip!
budmeister76 2 years ago
did archie say bitch?,ha ha,dougies hair :0
uilliamgaelpict 3 years ago
What happened at aBERDEEN?
stathead 3 years ago
Why can't we have that theme music back . Sportscene themes today are vile hellish screaming aural garbage
123strauss 3 years ago 2
is this for real??
lalinejad 3 years ago
classic trumpet trousers presenting. miss old archie! good to see dougie has trimmed his dog since then
jonbob100 3 years ago
Doogly Donnelly, big hair even bigger lapels they must have gave those jackets away free with every Sterling three piece suite at that time.
dymond9999 3 years ago
..a man who has munched 1 too many carpets..
1:12 must be the saddest skill in sport to possess, only a sad fellow bowler can understand being exited about that.
jonbob100 2 years ago
lmao what the hell is on dougie's head!?
TheMiura 3 years ago
i luv dougie but he looks like a hobo in this
connor1874 3 years ago
Dougie 10 jobs
abertic 3 years ago
Yes! I see,I see, Hahahahaha! this is brilliant.
billybop65 3 years ago
Yes what was that on Dougie's head, it is a bit intriguing!
philevans1986 3 years ago
Look at the state of Dougie! hahaha
arabicred 3 years ago
All this clip does is make me realise how utterly shitey boring football is now
indyandsam 3 years ago 11
Thats 1980 and he looks about 70 year old. Jesus man, he must be about 100.
LiamGreenhorn 3 years ago
proper jocks.archie and dougie.archie does the football on eurosport.and he is not dead yet.
stephenm6100 3 years ago
I love Dougie Donnelly in this - he's a wee geek!
douglasthistle 3 years ago
Woooosh! Wooohah! Quite remarkable Oooohff!
blujufirst 4 years ago
archie isnt dead
gdb11572 4 years ago
Dougie's hairdo is back in fashion!!
binka75 4 years ago
You're not trying to tell me that was genuine crowd noise over that mickey mouse rugby match??
TonyBananas101 4 years ago
wap rip archie ull be missed
aaaaaa1970 4 years ago
Brilliant - wait for it!!! Where did Archie get that haircut from?
Kuanyin123456 4 years ago
From the back of a Weetabix packet I think!
saintandrew82 4 years ago
i cant believe he picks up the phone! haha this is amazing
retrojunkies 4 years ago
FUCKIN HELL DOUGIE!!!!!!!! That's big hair.
rangers0809 4 years ago
Dougie Donnelly looked about 16 he looked very young at BBC Scotland in 1980 Archie macpherson a legend still commentating on Scottish Football for Setanta Sports and STVs Live Coverage of the Champions League
leepenfold 4 years ago
Whit was the score anyway?
baldyman1966 4 years ago
3-2 to the sheep
wsatb 4 years ago 6
Listen to the diector loosing it on the talkback and watch Archies response.
brilliant!
shabbathehutt 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA Dougie Donnelly!
OscillateWildly 4 years ago
Bloody hell!! Check out Dougies' hair!! Archie is a legend, what a pro!!
bluegrit 4 years ago
Bloody hell!! Aberdeen were good then!!
Funny thing is his hair's still like that.
glen011 4 years ago
Sheer brillaince!
mctatties 4 years ago
"Put the Scottish game on! For christ sake man, give me the Scottish game!"
"I see, I see"
XD
pxe 4 years ago 3
class footage
what a pro archie is
bobmorrice 4 years ago