@ThePonygirl14 A Daiquiri is alcoholic drink. A mixed cocktail to be precise. Rarity didn't want the drink anymore she dared applejack to bring a tree into the tree house. Treeception
wow... i... just... : I... damn... Braeburn honestly. i mean 1. he's a one off, 2. hes annoying, 3. he's your cousin, 4. rarity's a bitch (not really related), and 5. it's disgusting. you know i usually don't post this often or eccentrically but these videos have given me a wonderful sense of honesty... also I've decided i simply don't give a damn about others bitchy ass problems, so you an say whatever you please, i don't care... though i do appreciate page views (not a hypocrite)
I've honestly only wondered about rainbow dash's sexuality until this point, but i really haven't understood where twilight stands. huh. you now now that i think about it,it's really a good question with a controversial answer.
P.S. I'm surprised that j knows that stuff about agricultural/environmental symbiosis
we were just talking about you, about how the apple family likes to keep it in the family, so to speak. he told me how hard its been for you and about your first loving stallion.
hey now, you leave braeburn out of this!!! he was sweet! we were young, and... maybe hormonal.
why is consanguinous mating such a main part of this series?! XD
Twilight is abused, apple jack is a drunk, rarity is a slut, rainbow dash is an attention whore, fluttershy is a wannabe, and pinkie is insane and wants to kill everyone.... What more to ask for
Well, if they have an estrus cycle, for most of the year they CAN'T get pregnant. Of course, the time when they can is when they most want to do it...
its confusing. thjey alwayes talk about rarity's sex life, even though theres like, 5 males in equestria. (big mac, dr whooves, breaburn, snails and snips) and in episode 5 they clearly state she hasnt had sex with females.
@danvseverything Oh now, there are lots of males in Ponyville. We see a number of them in Winter Wrapup! They just don't have names, now can they speak, as they are little more than sex slaves for the Amazon Pony Goddeses.
Do you have Celestia's totalitarian state totally planned out? I love the subtlety of the jokes relating to it. Mos people would come right out and say what's going on, but Mentally Advanced is better than that.
"Im even sending a letter to Braeburn just so he knows I know, do his parents know? Do YOUR parents know? Cause if they don't know they're gonna know"
Nope, the apple-tree you're thinking of is named Bloomburg/Bloomberg, aha. Braeburn is the one who goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPLLOOSAA!!" every now and then. He's AJ's cousin.
AJ:Twilight I Hate To Interrupt But I Got An Important Question I Just Got Dared So Its My Turn Now Right? Twilight Sparkle:Oh My God Are You Kidding? AJ:Is It My Turn Or Aint It? TS:Yea Yea Whatever Its Your Turn. AJ:Twilight Truth Or Dare Rarity: Truth. TS: ITS NOT YOUR TURN! *blah* TS: Both of you get out... Rarity/Slut: I WANT ANOTHER TURN. I SAID GET OUT!!!! Luld
i also like how in the real episode, applejack and rarity fight and in this it eventually comes to rarity and twilight fighting.
TouYube67 15 hours ago
Is it wrong that I found Applejack's admission about her cousin adorable?
toonbat 1 day ago
8:21 most hilarious part with Rarity xD
TouYube67 1 day ago
so wordy
braceforimpact09 5 days ago
Rarity the Nazi did the hitter arm in 3:06
Kzszlitv3km 6 days ago
hahaha I think you just got burned bitch!
Applekations 6 days ago
Yeah, sleep nazi just put me on the floor.
fluttershyfan16 6 days ago
"Praise!"
DDP117 1 week ago
One upon a time, Granny Apple shaved her legs. It was gross. The end.
nuclearzeon 1 week ago
Das ist zher gut. Me gusta
( translation: that is very good)
It's German. Because of the sleep nazi. Someone please get my reference.
SgSlayer4657 1 week ago
Omg the fucking nazi Rarity! I couldn't fucking stop laughing at that voice and her hove! XD
WaddleDee105 1 week ago
8:22
Sig Heil Sleep Nazi
Cryontech 1 week ago
still love that ending songs beat
(⌐■_■)
Jbob98onroblox 1 week ago in playlist The Mentally Advanced Series
I love how Rarity waves her hoof a little more at 08:28
thickterranarmor 1 week ago
You all all dirty, but you are not hore/
Kzszlitv3km 2 weeks ago
They have a hose but no hands WTF$#%.
Kzszlitv3km 2 weeks ago
best episode in the series
conventrixx 2 weeks ago in playlist The Mentally Advanced Series
NAZI RARITY!
Cryontech 2 weeks ago
It's funny when you do all the work, 'cause you're like Will Eisner. In A Contract with God.
Ok, it isn't funny, but you're still like Will Eisner in A Contract with God.
shinkujenga 2 weeks ago
My Little Pony:Racism Is Magic
zXDcigz 2 weeks ago
I like how the description are so innocent and then the video is so funny and messed up XD
treblig1995 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LOL the pony Nazi was just too funny!
mangafreak811 2 weeks ago
Sieg Heil sleep Nazi!
ShinyPichu12345 2 weeks ago
PRAISE
wickedpie77 3 weeks ago
This series has some of the greatest dialog I've ever heard anywhere, ever.
rafflesia 3 weeks ago 3
"I could too, I killed a puppy!" gets me everytime.... and ive watched the entire series like 4 times. this is my 5th run through.
beefjerky52 3 weeks ago 3
scenes without lip-syncing, makes editing so much easy.
MrHeliosking 1 month ago
I dare you to pull a tree through twilight's window You didn't think she could. Lol
romer3303 1 month ago 2
This vid and ep 7 are just amazing.
MrsHedorah 1 month ago 10
Nazi Rarity is best pony
M3XYPZ 1 month ago
Her struggle bed?
superjerk281 1 month ago
this is the funniest one yet.
magnumheadshot702 1 month ago
@ThePonygirl14 A Daiquiri is alcoholic drink. A mixed cocktail to be precise. Rarity didn't want the drink anymore she dared applejack to bring a tree into the tree house. Treeception
RandomJ0e 1 month ago
"I SAID GET OUT!!!"
Me:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
iSephi 1 month ago
BUT YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THE SHLEEPING
EagleofChaos12 1 month ago
Nazi Rarity: OH GOD I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
TheBigJAL 2 months ago
actually it is racism, even if it's true.
monkeysontypewriter 2 months ago
wow... i... just... : I... damn... Braeburn honestly. i mean 1. he's a one off, 2. hes annoying, 3. he's your cousin, 4. rarity's a bitch (not really related), and 5. it's disgusting. you know i usually don't post this often or eccentrically but these videos have given me a wonderful sense of honesty... also I've decided i simply don't give a damn about others bitchy ass problems, so you an say whatever you please, i don't care... though i do appreciate page views (not a hypocrite)
monkeysontypewriter 2 months ago
wait... is twilight gay?
or bi?
I've honestly only wondered about rainbow dash's sexuality until this point, but i really haven't understood where twilight stands. huh. you now now that i think about it,it's really a good question with a controversial answer.
P.S. I'm surprised that j knows that stuff about agricultural/environmental symbiosis
monkeysontypewriter 2 months ago
DAMN IT RARITY, IT WASN'T YOUR TURN!!!
aDreezy93 2 months ago
we were just talking about you, about how the apple family likes to keep it in the family, so to speak. he told me how hard its been for you and about your first loving stallion.
hey now, you leave braeburn out of this!!! he was sweet! we were young, and... maybe hormonal.
why is consanguinous mating such a main part of this series?! XD
520Playgage 2 months ago
This is way funnier than it should be xD
GiantMoth 2 months ago
Its not racism if its true.........then what the fuck is it?
JAYKM1000 2 months ago
Why the watch have I not fucked this before?
jtjelani 2 months ago
I will cut you! I will preform an autopsy on your still conscious body!
You wouldn't-
I would I killed a puppy!!
God these are so funny
Wasabisoul 2 months ago
i value applejack for her knowledge, honestly didnt know that about lightning
drhikarisan 2 months ago 6
Was Rarity having her racism turned up to 11 an allusion to the Powerpuff Girls?
Kile1592 2 months ago
lol wow this is so funny i luv rarity she is so funnyXDDD SHE ROCKS!! lol plz watch my vids btw:)
MsCaty37 2 months ago
PRAISE!!
Panoptes100 3 months ago
I was kinda expecting an excerpt from cupcakes for the horror story. Thank you for taking the high-ish road. :)
CodenameBFG 3 months ago
God fucking damn it you can't do this! I can't breathe! This is murder, do you hear me?! MURDER!!
alexreffand 3 months ago
Sleep Nazi lol
Rubystars1000 3 months ago
I love the writing for this series. Clever and hilarious XD
ReversedMedia 3 months ago
Twilight is abused, apple jack is a drunk, rarity is a slut, rainbow dash is an attention whore, fluttershy is a wannabe, and pinkie is insane and wants to kill everyone.... What more to ask for
wickedpie77 3 months ago 9
@wickedpie77 How about Scootaloo as a pervert and Sweetiebelle as a demon in disguise?
MrEricon9 3 months ago
Hail celestia
wolftail121 3 months ago
"I could too, I killed a puppy!" this is definitely the best abridged series ever.
beefjerky52 3 months ago
This series is awesome!
The first couple eps had kinda meh audio, but now that this is fixed it´s just pure awesomeness
lagg1e 3 months ago
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Can you do an episode about twilights childhood? that would make me die of laughter XD
DoofAndPuss 3 months ago
How do they practice safe sex in Equestria? I don't have any idea how somepony could put on a condom with HOOVES.
Isoscelescube 3 months ago
@Isoscelescube pony have magic hooves and can make normal dexterity checks duh!
KORreaper 3 months ago in playlist More videos from FiMFlamFilosophy
@Isoscelescube
Well, if they have an estrus cycle, for most of the year they CAN'T get pregnant. Of course, the time when they can is when they most want to do it...
Truzyxx 3 months ago
zieg heil! der slafen nazi ist gott!
Baronvonkame 3 months ago
Rarity dared applejack to pull the tree? what happened to the dackery and alcohol?
ThePonygirl14 3 months ago
LOL rarity's a nazi? LOL
l4dlovemaker2000 4 months ago
Nazi Rarity got me so good xD
minimaster91 4 months ago
PRAISE
wickedpie77 4 months ago
EPIC!!! HAND!!! WIGGLE!! AT 8:27
brittanytheicefox 4 months ago
zig hail sleep nazi vhen do ve put appeljack in der concentration camp
pooslinger10 4 months ago 110
@pooslinger10 She's jewish?
SgSlayer4657 2 months ago
@SgSlayer4657 i guess:D love this lol
pooslinger10 2 months ago
@pooslinger10 Sieg Heil Sleep Nazi, Make me a Daiquiri, an Its my turn easily tha best parts of da vid.
FichSKillroeye 2 months ago 2
Applejack LOVES keepin it in the family lol!
JAYKM1000 4 months ago 5
god nazi rarity is amazing.
thegradualreport 4 months ago
its confusing. thjey alwayes talk about rarity's sex life, even though theres like, 5 males in equestria. (big mac, dr whooves, breaburn, snails and snips) and in episode 5 they clearly state she hasnt had sex with females.
danvseverything 4 months ago
@danvseverything Oh now, there are lots of males in Ponyville. We see a number of them in Winter Wrapup! They just don't have names, now can they speak, as they are little more than sex slaves for the Amazon Pony Goddeses.
Alondro77 4 months ago 8
I´m mentally advanced c:
gabrieldeltc 4 months ago
When Rarity started the "sleep nazi" thing I frikkin lost it. :3
yetithebeast 4 months ago 168
@Stolanis I feel like a noob right now, but what does FTFY mean?
jarrettgabe 4 months ago
@jarrettgabe Fixed That For You
megasearch3 4 months ago
MAKE ME A DAQUREY
darknessdealer115 4 months ago
@darknessdealer115 *daiquiri
FTFY
Stolanis 4 months ago
wish granted
darknessdealer115 4 months ago
malittulponeez, malittlulponeez, dude you should totally make the themesong for season 3. Or possibly season 2...
BilalWasHere 4 months ago
the writing of this series is genius
LostJourneyer 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FiMFlamFilosophy
Praise Celestia!
Praise!
Lordpanther14 4 months ago
Wow
Rarity's a Bitch
TheFloodFourm 4 months ago
sooo what's with the barcode thin g in the beginning?
megasearch3 5 months ago
@megasearch3
It is zee recipe for FREEEEDOM!!
ElectricBla 4 months ago
I watched this one first, then the rest in order. This one is by far the funniest.
hellfireleo 5 months ago
pony racism is funny
slavich13 5 months ago
Sweet Apple Massacre. More messed up than Twilight's childhood.
Isoscelescube 5 months ago
@Isoscelescube if you experienced Mrs. Buzzy. you would be saying otherwise.
wickedpie77 5 months ago
i dare twilight to make me a dackary!
danvseverything 5 months ago
@danvseverything Daiquiri**
lrn2comment
dylanmcdonald95 5 months ago
@dylanmcdonald95 right. sorry.
danvseverything 5 months ago
i lold at every sex joke. oh and "did i get'cha are ya dead?"
danvseverything 5 months ago
"Cuz I'm Twilight Sparkle & I told you to."
"I wouldn't even WANT to suck the kind of dicks that YOU suck."
LikaLaruku 5 months ago
BEST EPISODE YET.
humectantls 5 months ago
The first thing Rarity said in Pseudo German was: "Send Applejack to a Concentration Camp." Just an FYI
Stickbabiga 5 months ago
Seriously this BGM is so addicting.
ThomasAtlus 5 months ago
i wanna daqiri
darknessdealer115 5 months ago
mein furher, mein furher! did Celestia just get pwned by an Earth Pony?
RaphaelRavenwing 5 months ago
1:17 Cupcakes is in progress.
PhantomFlagerKiller2 5 months ago 3
These are great! Easily one of my new favorite abridged series!
DiscountViscount 5 months ago
Oh, Unicorn master race, you so silly.
heatran1919 5 months ago in playlist More videos from FiMFlamFilosophy
just you wait Unicorns, the E.P.A.P will rise up and crush your puny magicks! death to the horned ones! up with the Earth Ponies and Pegusi!
RaphaelRavenwing 5 months ago
The middle part of this reminds me of my story, Apple Whine. Rarity amusingly tormenting Twilight and Applejack to give her a drink!
Ringcaat 5 months ago
lol?
juuuuuuuuuuify 5 months ago
It shows some philies enjoying the childhood I never had
Frogfish999 5 months ago
Season 2 yay
Jaamdesu 5 months ago
I just decoded the QR for the first time, and have been enriched by the experience. Down with the alicorn!
basser 5 months ago
Alright FiMFlamFilosophy...I dare you to make a million abridged videos.
RaphaelRavenwing 5 months ago
Twilight is clearly trying to cover up the fact shes plotting to overthrow celestia
Mrcakeman34 5 months ago
@Mrcakeman34 Yeah, it's kinda worrying that their sun raising leader is demanding praise like that.
RaphaelRavenwing 5 months ago
Nice insane acting XD
yurinightshade 6 months ago
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MrMetalMaestro 6 months ago
Seriously, you guys who went and done this abridged, I am so in love with your insanity.
You guys rock.
KiltLeo 6 months ago
@KiltLeo
It's one man band.
Animat8r 5 months ago
@Animat8r
That makes it even MOAR awesome. XD
KiltLeo 5 months ago
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did i get you? are you dead?
gelazyo 6 months ago
once granny apple shaved her legs. it was gross. the end.
gelazyo 6 months ago
@gelazyo oooooooooooooo
botsman5 6 months ago
Im twilight sparkle, and i told you to
gelazyo 6 months ago
Hey! I thought you two jerks were coming over today!
gelazyo 6 months ago
8:23
damn german which for some reason i sorta understood
TheKeyblademaster001 6 months ago
I WANT M0:00RE!!
emilysgotcurls 6 months ago
i understood decory. Thats emberassing
Wurminfektion 6 months ago
0:00 ne m 0:00 re time!
ratmage99 6 months ago
You guys. you are the BOMB! I seriously can't stop smiling and laughing. This is great stuff.
KiltLeo 6 months ago
wtf is a dachary?
theREALjaden550 6 months ago
@theREALjaden550 Daquiri, it's a drink.
TheEmpress666 6 months ago
@TheEmpress666 i could go 4 1 right now
zubborpions 6 months ago
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MrMetalMaestro 6 months ago
mein kumph = my struggle... says hitler
BronyPie67 6 months ago
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EPIC. Btw what's the credits song?
FoobyZeeky 6 months ago
9:36 I'm glad that I'm not the only one who's used that as threat before.
shikitokaproto 6 months ago
I didb't think any of the mentally abridged series episodes could be better than the original. I was wrong
ErnulaCuilan 6 months ago
This.....actually makes more sense than the cartoon does...0_o
Xenotech5 6 months ago
Honestly applejack? Did I just get burned? Was that a burn applejack?
- I think you just got burned bitch!
Shut up.
LegionOfMany112 6 months ago
when rarity started speaking with a german accent i lost it
007ferguson007 6 months ago
Man that was so funny XD
XxJetxX1000 6 months ago
This is the best thing i've ever seen. You got gold here, gold.
blinky2k2 6 months ago
... Also it died.
Hahahaha
awsomealex1234 6 months ago
I'm gonna tell your dog. Fetch is never gonna be the same. Lol
CryogenicPony 6 months ago 4
awsum
Wurminfektion 6 months ago
This is my favorite episode so far.
tecknojock 6 months ago 6
Did anyone else think that when it was at the horror story part that he was going to tell the cupcakes fan-fic?
pawzandstarz7496 6 months ago 3
"Then AJ did something questionable with her cousin!! Ahooooooh!"
Oh God that is so funny xD
xxSCENExxxGURLxx 6 months ago 33
that guy he has the best voice ever :D
XfairyberryX 6 months ago
Nazi Rarity is hilarious!
kyleangus 6 months ago 4
Rarity is worst pony
51stSheep 6 months ago 4
@51stSheep You spelled "best" wrong there.
poseidonson13 6 months ago 5
Do you have Celestia's totalitarian state totally planned out? I love the subtlety of the jokes relating to it. Mos people would come right out and say what's going on, but Mentally Advanced is better than that.
dinwixie 6 months ago
Not only was this beter than the actual episode but it was actually funny unlike the other one by the MLPAbridged series guys.
HOORAY4CH33SE 6 months ago
hey wait a minute, did you voice one of the parts from the Dead Alewives skit?
templar804 6 months ago
"Im even sending a letter to Braeburn just so he knows I know, do his parents know? Do YOUR parents know? Cause if they don't know they're gonna know"
Bitchy Rarity at her finest
johnlmonkey 6 months ago 4
"Vat is this? Un earthpony is sleeping in mein kampfbed, unacceptabul!!!"
Best line evar!!!
MrMetalMaestro 7 months ago 74
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MrMetalMaestro 7 months ago
LOL @ 8:22
kooljeff45 7 months ago 3
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MrMetalMaestro 7 months ago
You're pretty much my hero right now:b
NoLiMit9595 7 months ago
@pwnmaster8642
Nope, the apple-tree you're thinking of is named Bloomburg/Bloomberg, aha. Braeburn is the one who goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPLLOOSAA!!" every now and then. He's AJ's cousin.
heartlessassassinX 7 months ago
wait wasent breburn an apple-tree? WTF?!
pwnmaster8642 7 months ago
8:26 *hoof wiggle*
I lost it lol, my sides hurt after that point.
Sixfate 7 months ago
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Sixfate 7 months ago
the ending was epic.
DiceWarwick 7 months ago
The laughter hurts!!!
Pokeking709 7 months ago
I love how 50% of Rarity's facial expressions are the same in this video.
TheTokiEffect 7 months ago
me gusta
00DayMan00 7 months ago
AJ:Twilight I Hate To Interrupt But I Got An Important Question I Just Got Dared So Its My Turn Now Right? Twilight Sparkle:Oh My God Are You Kidding? AJ:Is It My Turn Or Aint It? TS:Yea Yea Whatever Its Your Turn. AJ:Twilight Truth Or Dare Rarity: Truth. TS: ITS NOT YOUR TURN! *blah* TS: Both of you get out... Rarity/Slut: I WANT ANOTHER TURN. I SAID GET OUT!!!! Luld
camerakiller1 7 months ago
comandurin
tekkenia 7 months ago
This is my favorite of your seires so far. I really want to hear more about Twilights horrible past.
AegisKokoriki 7 months ago