Inept Reviews: Kenny Dalglish Soccer Match

[Guttermouth]

I love how it looks like Kenny's punching the other bloke in the face on the title screen.

[anonbg]

Can tell you are a liverpool supporter by your accent collie!

[RussWWFC]

Kenny Dalglish's Soccer MANAGER was quality on the Speccy

[MagikGimp]

There are exactly 2 3/4 games worth playing on the Spectrum and this might be one of them.

[Schfifty12]

hahaha your a good game critic, made me laugh all the way through haha.

[Bda9]

this was awful, but kenny dalglish soccer manager was a great game.

[cheekyleopard]

On the loading screen that looks like one of teh chucle brothers not kenny dalglish.

[bradley14681]

how are earth are the players dribbling with the ball behind them. reminds me of kick off 3 playing wise

[workstationnumlock]

Presumably when the goalie scored the computer was waiting for the goal kick and so they held their position for that?

[vogras]

Give me this over Fifa08 anyday..

[JEREMYAVES]

Utter pony

[RevStaplehurst]

This is more like Paul Dalglish :S

[Scottmachin]

I literally LOL'd at this. I remember all these awful games...the commentary is top notch, collie.

[shaggygroogie]

you are a sad english twat

[collieuk]

Thanks. It's nice to be reminded occasionally. When do you want me to next come around your house for breakfast? I can do next Tuesday, Wednesday, possibly Sunday. Text me!

[markyhitch]

This game is pathetic!

[pedroac]

The AI is incredible! LOL

[collieuk]

Apparently the release of this game was delayed for 2 years as a team of Harvard graduates skilled in AI coding were brought in to make this game the most advanced footballing game on any system ever. Unfortunately the Harvard graduates lost all interest in the project after day 1 when they learnt it was 'soccer' and not 'football' and they got a monkey in to program the game instead. And what a game it is!

[pedroac]

The programmer should learn physics before developing a football game.

[Haller1977]

Nostalgia Quotes&Notes:

Sinclair User - 58%

Crash Magazine: "Twenty Two deformed hunchbacks hobble a green expanse of play area with no apparent reason" llloolll 42%

Your Sinclair - "you notice is the players. Twiglets. They look like they've just recovered from a six-month hunger strike. And they run like it too, poor lads" llloolll "the ball is a lot more intelligent than the computer players" 46% ahaha

[collieuk]

And yet they still reward the game a score above 40%. It wasn't really until the Spectrum market had almost virtually gone and Stu Campbell and Jonathon Nash got control of YS, did they give really crushing reviews of games - even old mega-games.

[Haller1977]

Never had this game, thank god, how horrible.

And u bought this,lol, sorry mate!

But I had Kenny Dalglish Soccer Manager, great game!!!

Please review Emlyn Hughes Int Soccer.

[simonross1977]

Never knew they made this game, I had KD Football/Soccer Manager

Used to spen dhours taking team from old Div $ to 1st Div

[celticterry]

Match Day 2 was the king of footie games on the Speccy. Emlyn Hughes game wasn't bad either. But that game does indeed look sh1t.

[Fawltykog]

The sense of disappointment still resonates down the years, this game is shit!

[SerbianCommie]

and what abou kenny daglish soccer manager? I spent monts playing it

[BobCassidy]

Yeah, it was magic. Much better than that crap, Football manager.