KäTAS 5

[JTF374]

-Wait, don't you want to awkwardly watch me take my clothes off?

-no

-Your no fun

-bite me

-gladly

-ohohohoho, touche...

[Megamanfan23]

I think she wants to screw you!

XD

I was choking on laughter. I didn't think that was even possible.

[darkwarrior80]

what kinda douche bag puts himself in an abridged series

[masterSageHarpuia]

i never understood why she is dressed as ZERO, just for fun?

[cobaltscarf]

metaphysical multikill

[YorkJonhson]

Lol, Masako green screen bit.

[LordofLink555]

hahahahaha lelouch more like ledouche

[3611jesse]

lag



[agDRAGONMAN001]

9.04 LMFAO

[agDRAGONMAN001]

6.39 i think she wants to screw you

[agDRAGONMAN001]

5.00 hey mouth what id miss

LOL

[Essstar16]

@1:13 what the hell was wrong with her shoulders?

[MrJango1122]

wow that dog had deep meaning behind his words

[kirax10a]

after long emo monolauge later "I'm going to call you scooby" XD

[SmashBroPlusB]

lol Kronk's the festival announcer.

[ichypapower]

Love the commentary between natsuru's body parts.

[Ninebreaker92]

2:39, I don't think she caught that she said, "At least I got to lie on HIS bed". XD

[remixchild]

1:41 I'll pick that

[bayluNO]

How Masako just walks in and is like "Wha?". Priceless. xD

[kratosspartan101]

who agrees he should do season 2

[BroadwayGirl939]

I love sakura's voice. Idk who she is but she has an awesome voice. Lol.

[Brisingr1066]

@BroadwayGirl939 Its Nowacking

[mysteryman489]

11 people's mouths aren't on speaking terms with they're brains

[herofromthedark]

That bit with masakox walking on screen was the best joke so far! I enjoy impromptu non-sequiters.

[arkmonxd2]

haha lmao its zero

[Gsuned]

that's it mouth brains done with you

[freezze12]

Taka has limited female voices it seems

[Griouka]

Y IS EVERYONE A FREAKIN LESBIAN

[quentyn110]

is it just me or is he stupider when he's in girl mode

[Devadas44]

Hahahaha! :D .... damn i got a fucket humor -.-

[lilT0021]

I THINK SHE WANTS TO DO YOU!

[Ishmon16]

METAPHYSICAL MULTI-KILL

[Rondorix]

around 6:15, ARE THOSE GRACIDEA FLOWERS?! wth?

[goodideaatthreeam]

best. theme. song. EVER!

[apex2000]

Aww the poor guy need's a muffin button

[BoureiNoAkuma]

Panty-related fatalities? Sweet and noble death.

[AzukiPsan]

LeDouche !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[claire4all]

i was so thinking she looked like lelouch :D

[mikolyshka]

8:00 lelouch lol

[GingaOkami]

Lelouch?

....

... WOOOOOOOOAHHH.

[Bakorafanboy13]

In the get up heavy weapons girl reminds me of launch from dragon ball

[LordKidOfDeath]

That.... That bi*** just stole my first kiss.

[jannelsbeastlikethat]

EPISODE 5, AND MY PANTS FEEL ALIVE!!!!!!!

[XYamiAuroraX]

Lelouch?!?!?!?!?!?!

[0702The]

that smell girl is freaky -.-

[Jordanofhearts]

That's it! I love the psyco chick! 

[SwollenHero]

"Lo and behold, Lelouch of the rebellion joins us from stage right".... YES!

[Dustubuni]

"NO! NOT NOW, LAWRENCE! GET OFF THE STA- LAWRENCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING- LAWRENCE! LAWRENCE, GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Seriously, though, I love MasakoX. (No Homo.)

[JoshuaAushoj]

who else saw pedo bear in the lower right corner just as the video started???

[dogface701]

@JoshuaAushoj HOLY SHIT HE"S EVERYWHERE

[XellosNi]

P.S.

"Who wants to jerk me off?!"

6:42

[XellosNi]

I will confess:

Shizuru trolls too much for me to trust her on ANYTHING she says...

[DarkxRebelx]

That's kind of you to say, Natsuru, you said it so clearly and so thoughtfully!

DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[showbitz1]

thumbs up for yugioh and teamfourstar team up :D

[6Jas6devi6]

"YES! FINALLY! Episode five and my pants FEEEEL ALIVE!"

I can actually picture several of my friends saying something like that....

[MrDBZMan1]

whos takahata101 character??

[MeestuhS]

Homer Simpson reference for the win!!

[greylycantrope]

wait, was that pedobear at 00:09 - 00:10?

[MrGamecube14]

i luv the body parts having conversation XD

[demonbane77]

Try watching kampfer fur die liebe!! It's the spinoff

[voltairesheir22]

BONK

[duke86fan]

WTF

[hulkmeister23]

@MissSoccerNinja They should totally make a movie, no doubt it would make much more sense. But, as to who he chooses, I think it's obvious it'll be Akane, there just seems to be feelings for her somewhere in that Sakura-addled mind.

[hulkmeister23]

@MissSoccerNinja but wut was the deal with her immortality? The show ended with so many loose threads.

[hulkmeister23]

@MissSoccerNinja in the actual show she's psychotic and immortal.

[alexdaman83]

"i think she wants to screw you" XD

[uchihafan3150]

....wha? lol <3 u masakox

[BeldansFire]

Someone bought a green screen!

[irekayevatsnay]

lalouche comment do to line or looks or both

[zekedaninja]

Wha? LOVE MASOKOX!!!

[Reiner1028]

notice that they never say tits boobs penis balls, and any other words for body parts

[October93100]

why cant more girls be like that it would be so cool

[snowonyx]

I wish my high school had explosions like that :( lol

[flabbalabba1331]

My Brain says WTF but my Penis says MOAR!

[DragonBallZFan13]

"Oh God, why can’t I just end this benign and meaningless period of mundane pleasantries and social injustices with the affixation that my person so desperately conveys around my fragile neck."

EPIC!

[SteelandSouls15]

what I like is that girls in school are always like this....no wait....no they're not....i'd be happier if they were

[Nerdlotion]

LOL at 1:51. Excellent. They're broken in.



[HaleyUzumaki]

OMG!!!! LELOUCH LIVES

lol this show is epic

[Thryx20]

lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch lelouch

You know I think purple eyes should of voice him

[Kurostyle21]

@Thryx20 Totally agree with you but perhaps Purpleeyesftw lacked off enough popularity back then. I guess nowadays LK would force every project he´s involved in to involve purple eyes as well.

[vertasd]

WAAA?

that face daaamn you masakoooo, i screwed my keyboard with soda for that xD

[oneuptheextraman]

I'm confused......are they really lesbians in the real series? Because otherwise the animation is hard to explain.....

[RASENGAN1081]

@oneuptheextraman yes

[SmashLiXs]

this show is wack

[LegionIscariot]

Take your clothes off already!

[hulkmeister23]

okay, so is Sakura that bad guy?

[10111269]

Just noticed that the green-haired girl at 6:05 is the same evil kampfer from episode eight. P.S. Love the code geass reference at 8:00

[10111269]

Just noticed that the green-haired girl at 6:05 is the same evil kampfer from episode eight.

[AlucardHellsing97]

I still can't tell where the hell LittleKuriboh is XD

[DragonAl01]

@AlucardHellsing97 Seppeku Bunny is voiced by LK.

[jodycbarnett]

Oh wha type of Nutty Tyrany did I just view!

[teengohan27]

METAPHYSICHAL MULTI KILL lol

[AlucardHellsing97]

LAWL ".....*looks at flames, looks at the woman, looks at camera*...Wha?" XD I started crying from laughter.

[DemonGroceryStore]

Masako's pretty good at stand alone projects, not just the scripts but the editing too. And of course all the cameo's by TFS and crew are nice as well.

[NeoTheAzureWolf]

Anyone know the song that plays at 3:52?

[frozenslushee]

8:02 eat your heart out purpleeyes....

[saiyanstormtrooper]

BITE ME gladly ohhhhhh ho ho touche

[DarkwolfX37]

LELOUCH FTW!

[kosmaster199]

"5 seconds that is a record"

Roflmao

[TemporaryInsanityMan]

Code geass referance!!!

[sonic69412]

lol masakox in the star "wha?"

[TheAtticus19]

"Oh, you and your talking about things that are not real!"

I effing love this show!!!

[G1N4Daisy123]

...Is there like ringtone of this theme song i can buy?

[SPA7X]

WILD MASAKO APPEARED!

[Alcadias0]

i love akane

[hulkmeister23]

My god the girls on this show are such pervs!

[shadow6543]

why would you abridge kempfer? it was funny enough on its own...whats even more surprising is that people would watch this...though these people do worship the ground you walk on even if you do have shit taste

weaboos weaboos everywhere! 

[OneLastEcho]

@shadow6543 Me thinks you be a little angy. dont be so angy man, if you dont like it just dont watch it.

[321irule123]

"Mm, they're starting to get sloppy, that's only the third biohazard warning this week!"

"Oh those kids! Not as wild as we used to be."

God I love Japan.

[LilMsLonelyStalker]

penguinss :O

[RyanXtreme05]

Masako just came up in the anime HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[RyanXtreme05]

HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!! Masao Just Come up in the anime...

[IGeorge94]

Why is every girl on the show a F**king lesbian?!?!?! I feel sorry for the guys /:-( knowing that that they can never score with any girl

[masterraiderx]

@IGeorge94 Actually one girl is bi and one is straight

[IGeorge94]

@masterraiderx K, but still I feel sorry for the rest of the guys :-/

[masterraiderx]

@IGeorge94 I know right!

[MultiCactus11]

what??

[LilMsLonelyStalker]

penguins

[AxelArtist]

Nooses are bad

[IMRxCI]

Love how ya photshop yourself in haha

[SilvetCircle]

sadly he is not making anymore videos

[BringerOfD]

Masako: ".....wha?"

[GreatSirZachary]

BEST! OPENING! THEME! EVER!

[m4binogiman]

"at least I got to sleep in HIS bed." Wasn't Natsuru a female when that line was said?

[thamasteroneill]

@m4binogiman the Japanese language doesn't specify gender so they picked it later on...

[cooldude1886]

1:33 why does she sound like she is speaking through a sock?

[Skyebright1]

@cooldude1886 she needs a new mic

[GaaraV3]

best line ever:Deeeeerh

[TheOutstandingMe]

more mouth and brain conversations !!!!!!!!! they are funny!!!

[vinson555]

"Oh yeah, well at least I got to lie on HIS BED!!!!" DUN DUN DUN... MESSED UP LINE

[MrHybr1dangel]

I love how Natsuru stands strong with his Goku-voice :)

[AniMiser1]

Feel sorry for Akane,she was eye humped

[eternal17ful]

Scooby lol

[Ithekro]

Oddly, after hearing the actual character's voice, the barely audible voice for the Vice Rep (straight haired blond) is about right, since the original voice is Yuko Goto doing her high but quiet Mikuru voice.

[darthbomb]

the make over scene was like playing dead or alive for the students

[animefan809]

0:16 - 0:37 lol hurray for insane horny girls and explosions!

[HyperHedgie]

"YES! FINALLY! Episode 5 and my pants FEEEEL ALIVE!!!"

Best. Lesbian. Line. Ever.

[YTPrule]

@HyperHedgie The ironic thing is she wasn't wearing pants.

[jbarker77]

just walks in wahh

[TheOfficialUncleJoJo]

The problem is, Akane said "At least I got to lie on HIS bed."

[ChibiSenpai]

@TheOfficialUncleJoJo And the joke is, Akane and Shizuku both call Natsuru "he" (or other male pronoun) in Sakura's presence

Even after stating that she knows someone with the exact same eye color, hair color, and name Natsuru, she's still blind to the obvious

[MultiCactus11]

why is every girl a lesbian

[chaosrising13666]

@MultiCactus11 What you should be asking, is why ISN'T EVERY GIRL A LESBIAN!? :D

[Kyon9854]

I wish MY brain, mouth and eyes could communicate. It seems awesome. High-five brain! *slap* Ow!

[Locker591]

I laugh WAY to hard whenever I hear Ms. Heavy Weapons! XD

[Traffic9991]

Why was the audio way off for that one weird, blonde girl who'd sniff the boy/girl in the earlier episodes?

[messed2552]

you could tell its not ranma cuz ts funny as hell and sexier lol

[demonman905]

you guys write the best lesbian comedy script ever!

[Worgenninja]

I love this abridged series.

[lynch8man]

at 00:31 u walk in "wahhh?"

haha lulz

[si10]

I had the exact same reaction as you at the start Masako when I watched the original episode. XD

[XerxesChazes]

le-douche?!?!?!?! D: but it's funny thou

[HiroHideki]

dude WOW thats hilarious XD i mean holy crap XD

[ShadowSonic325]

MasakoX is great at voicing both Natsurus

[Huntzerz]

"... Wha?"

[megaman1025]

I think using Eyes and Brain again

[Testocules]

I approve of tube tops!

[krytoxic122]

hahahahahahahaha. YES! Finally! Episode 5 and my pants feel alive!! -Sakura, fucking brilliant.

[ramrawi]

Brain: "Hey Mouth!"

Mouth: "What?"

Brain: "OMG AWESOME! Hi5!"

Mouth: "Yeah!"

*slap in the eyes*

Mouth: "Oww!! My Eye!"

Eye: "Hey guys! What The Hell!"

Brain: "Oh, sorry eyes!"

xD

[mjonar]

@ramrawi That's it mouth brain's done with you.

[jimmythewolfman1995]

need anymore suicide animals

[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

KäTAS isint that a Scandinavian letter? :_P

[dog2man1994]

9:04 Best part.

[Mangamad7]

I just finished watching Kampfer (but the Christmas episode) and MasakoX.....you just keep making me laugh bafore and after watching the proper anime. lol XD

[tk2887]

... and Penguins?

[kinganondorf]

season 2 confirmed

[Tallboy119]

@kinganondorf Ya but it comes out in March Which SUCKS!!

[kinganondorf]

@Tallboy119 march? yay!

[Tallboy119]

@kinganondorf Ya just one more month!

[Drummer24seven]

@kinganondorf

What do you mean by that?

[SgtHydra]

This abridged series is absolutely amazing.

YOU WIN THE INTERNET AGAIN.

wikipedia says that kampfer is out in english today (jan 18) and well i