Shopping Centre Woes

[dftbAlexlike]

Your hair reminds me of Dave Mustaine.

[biggunsupstairs1]

Can I have your accent?

[MotyQuest]

Screw everyone who hates your hair. Long ginger hair FTW!!!

[Mrdoctorwhomad]

LOL Virgin Opening Soon!

[lilmissJK]

lol at the end :D. your hair is the best thing in the whole world ever!!!

[ThePrettyLittlePixie]

Hahahaaaahhaaa....I like you ^-^

[LadySunshine721]

Absolutely valid point.

[wirhannah]

I discovered P Sq by accident as well

[sleepswthghosts]

Try Montreal in the underground malls where you think you're exiting but you end up in a completely different mall, with the same stores.

[WhimsicalRedhead]

ugh, I hate shopping centers.

[katiekiyoshikaudse]

tiny wee sign with a wee green man hahaha

[brigeeey]

oh my god you read my mind about shopping centres being labyrinths! ahhhh i know right?

[prettierinpictures]

poor wheelchair guy. :(

you're very cute. :)

[katiekiyoshikaudse]

haha amazzing

[katieMCbindergarten]

silly. great video!

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

I think if u are that unfortunate disabled person ur entitled to call for the guy incharge and run him over with your wheelchair

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

virgin opening soon omg

[Thiefree]

Hah! Some quality rantage there.

[TheCommentManiac]

pretty-unecfuckincessable hahahahahahaha

loveyou xx

[sheepdog2c7]

do you live in glasgow i do that would be cool plz reply :)

[MrDeverill]

I think he lives in Bath?

[chargerfan96]

charlie does (from chameleon circut, he wrote 'Blink' and 'Friends of the Ood') but he doesnt dound english he sound welsh or sumthin

[MrDeverill]

Yeah i know who they are :L I have the CD

[TobiUchihaLikesPie]

Wow! Virgin Opening Soon? You're awesome! Are you still making videos?

[OooSheeBop]

you still alive?

[zeb120]

hello long john scotch

try cutting ur abhoring long ridiculous hair and u wud be more at ur peak

[CowInParachute]

samson and delilah, innit?

[zeb120]

nice

good fun speech though

i enjoyb listening to scotch accent

coz it gives me a salivery feeling my mouth

[shazam15]

i concur with all my heart.

[shazam15]

In the awesomest way.

[zeb120]

accustomes to most shopping centres in glasgow !!!!!

lol

[helow98]

Hahaha, good laugh, it does remind me of mall here too, better get used to then I guess! Anyway, great fun watching it!

[AzkabanInmate]

Virgin opening soon.. wow.. okay

[MattXLink]

I think I know what your talking about. I've been in it once and it was my girlfriend at the time who just dragged us in, It's not even got a noticable sign saying there's a shopping centre, it's just a corridor you're expected to adventure into and find shops.

Although I might be thinking of the wrong place because I don't know the name. It's on the left hand side of buchanan street when facing Argyle Street, right?

[cowrider7]

lol virgin opening soon!!!

XD

[AlliBallie]

its really easy to get out of prince's centre

[moonenite]

this would make the best puzzle based video game ever.

[tangledinribbon]

That's the same way I discovered Prince's Square! Problem is they've got a giant metal peacock instead of a sign. Oh Glasgow!

[supermansavdme]

haha.

you made me laugh.

:]

thanks

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

haha..

[therealrustyspork]

WTF? Now you have one LESS video? I WANT GINGER VLOGGING NOW

[CowInParachute]

If it's any consolation, I commend your observational skills.

[BrizyComics]

The best summary of shopping centers EVER!!!

[Ragoomuffin]

I moved away from Glasgow last year, i miss it......Its good to hear a Scottish voice again......you are funny as fuck!

Peace oot. Kez

[Siananigansss]

East Kilbride shoppin centre!! lol x

[envyofthestage]

Why are you not this animated and amusing when we go to Starbucks?

[kristinisilluminated]

haha very nice

[patchy500]

Hmm what local shopping centre are you talking about, Ocean terminal or st james or what :P

[zopvup]

lol im impressed! your funny! john did tell me u were but now i know for real!!

[CowInParachute]

Not a tcheucter. Just a wank.

[MelodyMacher]

haha!

nice man, im only playin bud.....on a universal wind up wi all u vloggers!

cool vids mucker!

[littleradge]

And the human race doesn't like illiterate fucktards.

Get back to the jungle, you missing link.

[OooSheeBop]

and weyyyyyyy!

a thought it was prince's square !

[OooSheeBop]

a was laughin so much all through this but at the end a was actually ended !!

[roxehy]

navigate through them XD

[GoHomeTed]

*giggle*

[iNeelesh]

40 freakin' minutes????!!!!!!!!!!!

The shoppping centre in brighton is almost impossible to get out of....

[allyithink]

lmfao omg this is my new favourite subscription!

[BrokenSouls]

You know, between this video and the one that you took with the NUTS TV, you take a lot of bathroom pics. Just sayin'.

XD

[galvestongal1194]

I've got it!! Your next video should be playing "Yeah Toast" on your toaster!!!

all around the country coast to coast,

people always say what do you like most,

I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,

I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

There's a bit of the first part, I think you'd do it well. I'm watching it and thinking "Chris would do this great, Chris would be amazing. Oh God, I gotta tell Chris."

[mcrxloverx92]

roflmfao

Virgin opening soon.

wow...

[KIEranA11en]

lol i got lost in there as well :L

[lotrtttluvsme2]

HAHAHAHA virgin opening soon. vereerrry funny.

[swoshers]

Virgin opening soon. I would of added 'too much information' on that sign.

[howardallen3600]

i don't know why but every time i go on one of your videos. it always comes up with "cure for bad breath" WHY!!!

[inkypurplesky]

=D i admire your ginger locks

[Hedgeforlife]

Need new vids!!!

[cassandrac317]

It has been a month since this video.

wtf chris?

I'm waiting for that 'awesome' shirt that you're getting in the mail or whatever.

:D

[shazam15]

avoiding charity walkers on the street. XD

[xdaisy123]

GINGER HIGH FIVE !! (H5)

:]

[st3v3n992]

your hair,

is godly

[Starr5D]

They do it on purpose because the longer you stay, the more likely you'll buy more. :P

[NippleShortbread]

I like the way you use words.

[LinkaNeo]

Hahaha. That's brilliant. Glasgow is great. I really want to come back =(

[deadPOETbastard]

Wow, blue piss, what the hell had they been drinking???

[AshleyOdd]

*is a glaswegian*

[lessthanthreeyoumore]

i seen you on saturday, i was with the girl who screamed at you guys lol :P

well after she screamed we were rather embarassed and ran into princes square and got completly lost lol :P

[musicalmuggle]

Fancy meeting you here :P

I was also with the girl who screamed at you guys, but not at that exact moment in time. I apologize on her behalf :P

[CowInParachute]

THAT WAS YOU LOT?

Come over and say "hi" next time! Would be much less scarier than having people scream at us on Buchanan Street. D:

[lessthanthreeyoumore]

I apologise for freakin you out , but the girl who screamed wouldnt let us talk to you coz she was too embarassed :P sorry again , next time i'll say hi :)

[HerWithTheHair]

Hey sorry i was one who did thecreaming! ooops *embarrased smile*

I apologise for scaring you :P

xx

[tashdems]

wow... your head is like a flame..

[galvestongal1194]

wow, Liam. I love you both

[ohgreatscot]

i laughed so hard while watching this.

[hossynossy4]

hahahahaa that was great!

[smeagolpoet]

OMG!! Awesome accent!!! oh, and love the hair btw.

[nuttmeg23]

lol prince's square is hard to get out of :L but how have you never noticed it before? it has a huge fraeky peacock on the front of it and everything!

[cityofunknown]

this has nothing to do with toilets but seriously, the parking space for the disabled is for the DISABLED. no common senses jeez.

[xAhirux]

There's a toilet in Wellington New Zealand that is built on a hill (the whole city is one damn hill!). The room slants downwards and at the top of the hill/room there's one of those heavy doors that shuts by itself. If your in a wheelchair you have to try and open the door, stop yourself from rolling back down the hill, keep the door open and get through before the bloody thing chops off your fingers, and this was an accessible toilet LOL

[alboy1873]

pretty sure i seen you at strathclyde union once.

[3sixty5days]

Amazing :)

[shazam15]

you never fail to make me smile with your random hatred of things most people barely notice. :D

[neurapraxia]

Your videos are kind-of-sort-of completely awesome and hilarious.

Just saying.

[mongoos150]

Which centre was it?! I've been in quite a similar situation. Miss ya buddeh!

[TimeToShineNic]

love it chris. loved the animation..well done xxx

[shweps5]

If you go to a shopping centre enough times, you get to know it like the back of your hand! They used to drive me crazy, but I go to college not far from one, and now I consider it my 3rd home!

OMG, you're only 19???

[dananddanfilms]

Sounds about right for the average shopping centre. I loathe them. If you ever go to Peterborough, you will be amazed to see that the only way into the city from the station is THROUGH a shopping centre. You may think from this that there aren't many better reasons not to go to Peterborough, but in fact there are.

[twoplusoneisthree]

I had a huge smile on my face all the way through, amazing :D

[BrokenSouls]

LOL. XDD

In America, we just have a handicap toilet in the regular restrooms. o3o;;

ALSO.

My two favorite bloggers in the same video. Ahaha.

[mariokarter61295]

lol wat centre was it?

i hate princess square. =I

[MeThacha]

Hilarious! :D

[megnut12]

lol I hate malls. they drive me crazy.

[Joekins89]

Great video lol

intro rocked too

[UmmYehHer]

I shant comment on the lay out of the ek shops as I'm likely to be stabbed by its occupants.

They really do hate me there. ^^

<3

[jimbobjun]

GOOD one, I Agree

[hollium]

Can't be as bad as Weston Super Mare.

[mewpie85]

hahaha... walmart in america is the worst!

did anyone notice the RickRoll'D video that popped up after his video was over?? i thought that was mildly interesting.

[KindaQuietGeekyGuy]

Lol the sign at the end was epic ^_^

[gigglemonkley]

i love the fact that i know what shopping center that last one is, despite the fact that i live in london.

East Kilbride FTW!

[CowInParachute]

I'm thoroughly impressed. is its shitty layout really that memorable?

[gigglemonkley]

more the design of the wee notice thing, and the shot of the virgin shop (lulz)

[FictionalGeorge]

I got lost in a mall once, I'm not even sure it was a mall but I'm pretty sure I got lost anyway

[omgmhazzrocks]

OMG is it princes square? or whatever that place is called.

Me and my ex boyfriend went on a date there and literally spent an hour and a half finding our way out cause the entrance is just one escalator going up.

xx

[Castle03]

I'd rather be disabled and piss myself than having gingeritis again.

[PhantomFear666]

omg i know the feeling!

[tehjummie]

Its because the shopping centres don't want you to leave. Dun dun DUN!

[CacaMilisAgusTae]

XD I love the end!

[jadee810]

Oh bloody hell! That needs sorting out!

Anyway, good video, like always :)

[wackojacko708]

i like how you say existed. "exasteed" well, thats not how you said it, but thats as close as i can get by typing

[megafcukphil1]

i once got lost in the metro centre in newcastle. bad times

[outofthedark]

I agree. Malls are stupid!

[CharlieFanGirl]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA virgin opening soon thats just classic

[calumrb22]

virgin opening soon XD

[epictheatric]

You just did an entire editorial on wheelchair bathroom accesibility, and did it quickly.

Dude you should be a politician. ;D

[letterheadloyalty]

I had this problem when I visited Glasgow! I found the tiny sign but when I arrived at the actual door it was locked and had some sign about not being an exit anymore. It made me wonder if ti was a door that opened to a wall like a cartoon or something.

[PhantomFear666]

haha lol that wud b funny

[orphenia21]

Forty minutes? You know your problem? You're a bloke. If you were a chick you would have just asked for directions. :)

But yes, that is dodgy. Write a letter. (That's what my mum would say, at least...)

[cloudkicker6000]

They trap you in so you buy more. Eventually you'll have a small room completely furnished and loaded with stuff you don't need behind the food court. You'll have to marry in the shopping center... It's all a trap.

HA! If only there was some sort of new men's store going in next to it with a big "Coming Soon!" sign...

[lovegoodbyes]

LOL, that sign is pretty amazing.

Ohhh shopping centers will be the death of us all.

[Toddly00]

so the main point of this video is to show that you have a shirt with an Instrument on it. . . and it is red. . . .like your hair

[RebelWithAFrog]

Nice infix. Perfect example and proper use use of a linguistic element added in the middle of a word to produce an inflected or derived form.

[CowInParachute]

it's lovely to see somebody as geeky about language as I am. <3

[hathi444]

What a delight to see your lovely face in my subscription box, Chris! Welcome back! <3

Oh and fucking hilarious video, too! =)

[lizziethecreepy]

Omg virgin, the record store?

[JustUncopyrightable]

roflmao

[ArandomNutter]

At my physical and mental peak lol

[vulcanbirdbrain]

on epic proportions...you are awesome!!

in terms of secret exits, I've been pretty fortunate just following my nose... or rather wandering around, probably in circles, having a mini-adventure until my nose points to the 'wee green man'. lol

[killert00thbrush]

Brilliant photo! xD

[paisleypower30]

You make me laugh!

Some of the wheelchair accesible things are so silly! The restaurant I worked at last had the wheelchair access at the back of the restaurant, and then the tiny hallway to get to the seats is barely big enough. It's stupid.

[killerb144]

That was pure genius Chris. In all honesty, you ARE my absolute FAVOURITE Youtuber. I'm not even joking. Please make some more videos soon.

[w00tandyay]

i can completely relate to this. haha! last semester, i had to turn in my final paper to one of my professors, and i had never been in the building where her office was. this building has the worst layout i have ever seen! it was a freaking labyrinth! i was already late turning the paper in, and then i had to go running thru this place desperatley trying to find this woman's office. uugh!

[blahblahblahEMILY]

i'm disabled and i hate shopping malls. hate hate hate.

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

XDXDXDXDXDXD The last bit belongs on fail blog

[Minish]

I've pretty much lived the past two days in a shopping mall. My sisters are mental when it comes to clothes.

You would asume when "Virgin" opens, they'll have to change the name of the shop...

[KattyTee]

I think the idea is, if you can't get out, you'll buy more stuff.

I mean, you might have been so desperate to sit down that you ended up buying the sofa!

[DoUBeliveNRockNRoll]

so your saying that not only was it a hidden shopping center, but it also hid all the exits and the key to the bathroom so that you can't even relieve yourself?

I should start selling shopping mall survival kits, with like, fold-out chairs and bobby pins to pick bathroom locks, i could make millions! lol.

[CharlieisaGirl]

Oh I am in love with the sign on the window at the end!

Where I came from there was a shop which had a small sign that said "please refrain from licking the windows."

Well worth a look if you ever end up in Queensland Australia.

[littleradge]

That was orgasmic. The shopping centre right next to Waverley Station is the same; to get to the toilet, you have to travel in a direction not unsimilar to the shape of that symbol that Prince called himself for a while. Then you have to pay. Dicks.

[imzUnicorn]

Are you sure you were in a shopping centre and not a evil mystical forest in which an evil wizard was going to turn you into a ladybug?

Maybe that's why you couldn't find the exit.

[SteveTheSkorie]

Half way through this I found myself thinking "If I wasn't subscribed to Ginger Chris. I would do it now"

And I realised that as I was subscribed to you, that I am very glad I am.

[jemmahatty]

if it's princes square then you're a tit.

x

[catrific]

During Lost season I can't help but think of you when I hear Desmund and vice versa, <3

[JohnnyDurham19]

hahaha, the ending is epic! <3

[vanawesome]

hehe. You look like a lion. I think you've probably got the heart of a lion?

[CanYouAndrew]

I don't know if this is the same place, but in Glasgow I stumbled into a shopping centre about halfway between borders and all those bloody shoe shops across the road from St' Enochs. Point is, an escalator takes you past all these stretched faces that you have to look at at an angle to see them.

I couldnt find the exit for about the same amount of time as 40 minutes! I eventually just walked through a resturaunt and through the kitchen, exiting through the door by a carpark :P

[PhotosCatchMemories]

Could the shopping center with the badly placed disabled toilets be EK shopping center?

xxx

[BLEURfangers]

...I've heard you can leave a trail of bread-crumbs to find your way back out, but it does create a pigeon problem... great video,

Cheers.

[Sarah4ShNicky]

ok, i <3 your vids... but this has got to be my favouriteso far, just 'cause it highlights the stupidity of people who design these places, shame for those who have to face that trouble though.

xoxox

[FIONAshizz]

Best ending ever :D

Your hair just keeps getting more amazing.

[funkwurm]

Chris, you could not have timed the uploading of this video better.

Next week the new semester of my study Human Technology starts and the theme of that semester is "Build and environment".

Its about the accessibility and user-friendliness of public buildings.

I am sooo gonna try and convince my teachers to show this video in class :)

[TURTLEandGOOSE]

hmm the argyll shopping center confused me like that while I was in Glasgow... but there are plenty of them here in the US as well

[LittleMissJadeykins]

haha reminds me of that absolutely horrible Harrods in London that takes you about a month to navigate you're way around. I've only been there once - it was hell on earth =[ xxxx

[georgieBOOM]

telford seems pretty cool to get out of, and at least there are benches dotted about everywhere.

that's the best flash animation i've seen in the history of ever :D

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

I got trapped in a bentalls with my ex boyfriend for almost half an hour. it was genuinely terrifying, we were exhausted and I was practically in tears by the time we got out.

[HatticusRex]

LMAO!

(can i just say my mum is trying to immitate your accent next to me and failing. she just said lift like 60 times in a row)

[OOFTStuart]

god i know your pain. i was in glasgow this week and i walked into John Lewis in Buchanan Galleries. it was like that father Ted episode. coudlnt get out at all and when i got out of there i still had to walk down 3 flights of stairs and wander about to find my way out. i think i was about half an hour :( and im fairly sure thats one of the easy centres....

[VeryWittyName]

I once spent an hour driving around East Kilbride with my Dad trying to find the entrance XD it must be a Scottish thing.

[richy69er]

which shopping centre was it you got lost in?

[clashloverben]

haha brilliant

[angryenglishgirl]

lol why do they lock the loos? thats just silly

[francesjasmine]

lmao virgin opening soon, niceee!

[lazymornings]

was it the forge...lol,,

when you say charity workers, do you mean,people that are drug addicted,selling big issues to get money, not for rent but for smac...anyways....poor folks,need help.

btw, thats degusting.....the chair situation one means........one,I'm from england:(

I love Glasgow, cool cool place really.......staying in leeds but go there quite alot.

[CowInParachute]

I should probably have mentioned that these are two separate shopping centres: The one I got lost in, and the one that HATES THE HANDICAPPED.

[jemmahatty]

Yeah, you did mention. I wasn't quite paying attention. - john

[1sally1288]

its so stupid that they are so far away.... reminds me of a shopping centre i went to in france... the toilets were right at the end of the mall and it took us all the time we had at the mall to get to them and then back to the coach ¬¬ ... kl vid btw x

[johncox88]

Princes Square?