Nothing will change the fact that Uwe Boll is a talentless piece of trash. He can't win an argument on anyone else's terms, so he needs to hit people with his hairy knuckles. It's all he understands.
Bad joke. Looser Kyanka isnt opponent. No power, no technique, no heart. .. small, weak and stupid kid. He looks like boxing bag. This is very dangerous for him. Why did he do it?
@Shavarnarak Well acouple of those "annoying geeks" turned out to be actual boxers and when they wanted to fight, Uwe backed out like a little girl. At least thats what I heard
Of course Lowtax treats it as a huge joke. What else is he going to do when he's up against someone he can't possibly beat? When he can't win, his options are either complete embarrassment in defeat or to clown around as dramatically as possible in hopes of convincing someone that instead of a loser he's actually a funny and confident class clown.
You know how a picked on person in school will try to laugh along with the crowd at his own demise to fit in? That's what you saw here.
@ChrisStavros uh isnt it more like uwe is the dude who just threatens everyone that he'll beat them up whenever they say anything negative towards him?
Id gladly step in the ring with Uwe Boll if I had the money and the opportunity, for being an arrogant fucking bastard. He doesnt even realize all his movies are unwatchable.
Im not some weak, scrawny pencil-pusher like Lowtax I actually have a few years of boxing training under my belt, and I am significantly bigger than him, so I really, truly, HIGHLY doubt that he would ever be man enough to accept any kind of a boxing match with me, but theres always hope that he will surprise me.
Actually, I'm not really a fan of Uwe Boll. I just think Lowtax is a disgusting human being who should rot in Hell. Therefore watching Boll pummel this little punk was very satisfying. It doesn't matter if Lowtax is a comedian or not, he accept a boxing match and in the end chose to prance around like a little fairy. Boll won, fair and square, Lowtax and all his supporters are just butthurt about losing. So they whine and moan like babies, making up excuses.
One of the most one-sided fights I've ever seen. Kyanka spent more time on the canvas and ropes than he did on his feet. Although he's probably several weight classes below Boll, there's no excuse for cowering on the ground.
I like how Joey boy who uploaded the video says that Lowtax embarassed Uwe by "making a mockery" of it. Oh boy, he really got him, Uwe was soooo embarassed smashing the keyboard tough guy's teeth in. LT sure showed him by getting his ass kicked!
And yet Boll's movies still suck and LT still makes people laugh. Uwe Boll sure kicks ass, making bad movies and venting out his anger on critics because he can't take them! Go Uwe Boll!
I don't know who Lowtax is, let alone why you guys hate him all, but I DO have to admit, he probably deserved to get his ass kicked for actually trying to go through with this shit. He was absolutely retarded to even THINK he had a chance of winning.
Uwe Boll, as a former "semi-pro" boxer, you are a disgrace for taking on people who have ZERO experience in boxing. I will go as far as calling you a coward. Anyone with expereince in boxing, who wants to fight old men with no experience, is a true coward. Go out and take on real boxers. You are a disgrace.
I don't see what there is to complain about. Lowtax proudly accepted this challenge and got his ass kicked fair and square. It doesn't matter if Boll declined to fight someone else, he still beat Lowtax.
Uwe Boll isn't Peter Jackson or Steven Spielberg, so there is no reason to compare his films to anything that good. Uwe Boll is learning more as he goes. Like he said himself, Blood Rayne is 10x better than Electra. But as soon as you biased viewers know he directed it, you insult it. You should be complaining about the writers and the people who sold the rights to it. Not the director.
I made a comment like this already but Jesus... both of these people are stupid. What did Lowtax expect? He's never fought before. Uwe Boll has. The intense stupidity of both of these people is staggering. Good job Uwe, that proves it: your movies are good. Way to go.
I'm still trying to figure out how beating the crap out of your critics makes you a better filmmaker. The real winner: me, who didn't have to pay to see this sad excuse of a publicty stunt on Boll's part.
Everybody does realize that Uwe Boll has boxing experience and this is Lowtax's first time in the ring? Of course he's going to get his ass handed to him.
Lowtax is a realman. not some bullshit loser who picks on the weak. If some guy's a douche and he can kick your ass in fight you fight 'im anyway. That's called BALLS.
Lowtax, a real man! Hahahaha! Who's the guy who put up no effort whatsoever in the fight, and then afterwards cried and moaned about how Boll said he would give them training and such ( Which Boll has denied and Lowtax has shown no proof ).
Better man? Who was the guy showing sportsmanship? Boll of course. Notice him pat Lowtax on the back after the fight, and even in a post-fight press conference, praised his opponents. And in return, Lowtax trash talks him. Not hard to tell who the better man is there, unless of course you're one of Lowtax's mindless, ass-kissing, butt-sucking, sheep.
While it looks like Uwe Boll may be able to throw bombs, his movies have been so universally hated that I haven't even bothered to pirate them. Lowtax has some balls for stepping in the ring with the man, big up yourself!
This is a great example of the losers walking away winners. Uwe Boll you're pathetic. You've obviously proven that you're not a professional. You'll never work for me.
As he has to prove himself as a filmmaker against REAL filmmakers... and fails horribly... He should prove himself as a boxer again REAL boxers... A REAl boxer will without joke kill him... and he is prob in the weight class with floyd mayweather Jr.. so better make funeral arrangements....
These critics deserved to get the shit beat out of them for all the crap they've dished out on the internet over the years. How many times have we all read some idiot type out that they "would kick the shit out of Uwe Boll" if they ever saw him in real life? Well, now we all know; REAL LIFE is something a little different than the Baby's Crib we call the internet.
Ok. He sucks as a film maker period. Plus he didn't accept any fight with a critic with any boxing experience. He just fought a bunch of people with no fighting experience and can still make a better movie than him. Period.
and you know this about him not accepting any fights with critics who have boxing experience, how? give me 3 names of critics who have said experience that he ran away from. And for that matter, a link to the movies made by the critics he fought.
You mean the two guys with experience who had a weight advantage over Boll? In case you don't know, in boxing, the worst superheavyweight can probably beat the best flyweight. Ron Sparks ( One of the guys ), even admitted he understood Boll declining for the weight advantage.
Alright, and Boll has experience and weight over the others. So, apparently Boll is a better person cause he can take on a person who weighs less and has less experience, yet it makes him no less of a man that he backs down from a person who weighs more and has more experience. See, the people that accepted the match knew it was ridiculous from the start not thinking they would really win in the first place.
Actually, the weight of Boll and his opponents were equal. And he did give them months to prepare, it's their own fault if they accepted the challenge and chose to dilly-dally around for the months they should have been preparing.
This is pathetic because they both are idiots. Great going Uwe, you can beat up the skinny internet nerd, go feel good about wasting money on making crappy movies. Same to you Lowtax, taking up a stupid challenge, and leaving after two minutes of not even trying.
This proves what we already knew. Uwe is a bully and Lowtax is a wimp.
You pretty much said what most of us were thinking. Uwe Boll is a coward that only picks on pencil pushers and average, untrained people, and Lowtax is a wimp, as well as a fucking dumbass for even trying to step into the ring with him. I don't even know what the fuck EITHER of them were thinking.
The only thing epic about this fight was the fact that an Internet Toughguy, who he and his fans believe is INFAMOUS on the internets, got his ass handed to him by most likely the worst director ever, Uwe Boll.
He wasn't brave for getting in that ring, he was a fucking idiot. He *would* have saved a little face if he took the time to read all those boxing tips his mindless followers, but he didn't, he went in yellow and left black and blue, and his e-penis will no doubt shrivel into nothing.
Most of the people posting in this thread are forum members of Lowtax's forum. If you've never been there, the place is basically like a cult with a hivemind mentality, where the users quickly adopt whatever opinion Lowtax reveals, so it shouldn't be surprising to see so many people attempt to spin this video as anything other than Kyanka embarassing himself.
No surprise to me at all. Those guys are nothing but ass-kissers and refuse to admit that their "hero" is a wuss who likes to talk trash, but couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. It's also know surprise they believed all of Lowtax's crappy excuses. ( Lowtax: Waaaah! Boll said it was a PR stunt! )
Boll is a child who thinks because he can beat someone in a fight it makes him somehow a worthwhile human being. It doesn't. He's still an utter moron and cant make a film to save his life.
Ha ha! I love this, the way some people on here are like "GOD DAMN THESE BASTARDS. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HAVE AN OPINION UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE BACK YOUR POINTS UP BY KICKING SOMEONES TEETH IN. YEAH!"
Someone should have told Gandhi.
Uew Boll is a prick. He's a shite director and has to resort to appalling publicity stunts like this to try and prove something. All he's done is prove how lame he is. Nice one Uwe.
Even though I dislike Boll's movies, I kinda like what he did here. Lowtax was ridiculous. Shit, if you can't back up your trash talk then shut the fuck up. As if things couldn't get any more pathetic, Lowtax was still talking smack about Uwe after getting his ass kicked. What the hell was he expecting? The fact that I challenge someone to a friendly match doesn't mean I'm not going to play to the best of my ability.
what the hell do you mean "back up your trash talk"? Did Lowtax, or anyone for that matter, ever criticize Uwe Boll's boxing abilities? No, they criticized his ability to make a movie that isn't utter worthless trash. Therefore a boxing match has absolutley no bearing on it. Unless of course you're an idiot musclehead who thinks the only important thing in life is who can beat up who.
Uwe Boll beat up Lowtax. Obviously this means we were wrong, and Uwe Boll is a good director. Right? That's how it works, isn't it? If you can beat someone up in a fight, who cares if your movies suck or not.
Jeez, it's not like he even challenged them to a movie-making competition. Wtf does boxing have to do with anything? Maybe if Lowtax criticized Boll's boxing skills then the match would've been appropriate.
Except... well he agreed to it. So take these clever rebuttals and tell them to the less bruised lowtax of several months ago who thought this would be super great PR for him.
Hey dumbass, you wanna know how big of a pussy Uwe Boll is? One of his critics who had boxing experience challenged him. But of course Uwe didn't want anybody with any experience in boxing whatsoever. And he said it was gonna be a friendly match, that it was just a publicity stunt and he would have an instructor give them lessons, all lies.
Yeah sure, that's everything Lowtax said to protect his reputation. As for the other guys, so what? This is about Lowtax vs Boll, and Boll won. As for the other two, both of them reportedly had a major weight advantage over Boll so of course he declined.
I'm sorry, but if you get in a ring with someone you've been insulting a lot, and you aren't really going to fight, then you are stupid and will deservedly get your ass handed to you.
yeah man. lowtax is the one mouthy guy on the internet that actually shows his face. If the internet could have heroes, then Lowtax is the first. Then Zack, for ruining my day....
Not Lowtax, mind you, but the fact that all his detractors are using his loss as an opportunity to take shots at his character. Grow up. He's a comedian, he makes me laugh, and if for some odd reason his brand of humor "offends" you then get over it and at least recognize that he didn't just accept this fight, but went out of his way to take on Boll.
wow does uwe actually think beating up his critics make him a better director??
like does he think ppl will think more of him cause of him beating lowtax up?
his movies still fucking suck!
and no matter what he thinks everyone loves his films and only the the entire Internet, nearly all critics, most major film directors think there shit
Lowtax embarrased himself, showing himself to be a total pussy. See the interview with Lowtax afterwards, where he's basically crying, "he hit me really hard". What a pussy.
Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's because all that trash talking Lowtax did to people over the years, and then he goes and gets his ass kicked. Props to Boll for giving this little shithead the beating that's been coming to him for a while now.
Boll offered them lessons but never came through with his offer.
But yeah, you can totally train for a few weeks and beat a boxer that has ten years of experience. That's completely reasonable. Learn English, troglodite.
It's actually troglodyte. I saw Studio 54 too, and the person in that movie who used that word seemed smart, so I could see where you coming from at least.
Uwe Boll is a loser for fighting against non fighters.
Peppepoppldoppl 1 month ago
Let him fight Seanbaby.
southy98 1 month ago
Loser nerd :)
jaskov1 3 months ago
Uwe Boll kicks ass!!!!! He makes great movies and he beats up fucking losers, what a great man!!!!!
THEMACHINEGUN14 5 months ago
Nothing will change the fact that Uwe Boll is a talentless piece of trash. He can't win an argument on anyone else's terms, so he needs to hit people with his hairy knuckles. It's all he understands.
vladpiranha 5 months ago
@vladpiranha Yeah you are right, hes tough and he makes good movies :) good one
scarfacewarvergeben 3 months ago
u made fun of me at something i suck at so im going to beat u at something ive been doing for decades, how does that make u feel chump >:)
GROTESQUEANATHEMA 6 months ago
I bet it's refreshing not having to pay 10 dollars to post on Youtube
TehNaylor 6 months ago
own3d.
ManlytearsUK 6 months ago
isnt Kyanka the creator of something awful forums?
smartsy1 6 months ago
He should have sent in Leonard J. Crabs.
VincentVega93 9 months ago
uwe is badass. he doesn't even need head protection like the other guy.
SkyF0X9 10 months ago
@SkyF0X9 YEH he fucks up some internet critics! WHAT A BADASS.
Please, I'd like to see him have a REAL boxing match. He'd get his ass fucked up.
GunZEntertainmentZ 7 months ago
I'm not sure which is funnier... Uwe Boll's existence or Lowtax pathetically trying to save face.
creat3d 1 year ago
It's been said Uwe Boll turned down a few fights because he found out they were amatuer fighters. I guess he didnt want to get his ass kicked
ShotgunSteve100 1 year ago
Bad joke. Looser Kyanka isnt opponent. No power, no technique, no heart. .. small, weak and stupid kid. He looks like boxing bag. This is very dangerous for him. Why did he do it?
konacek 1 year ago
@konacek To make boll look like even more of an idiot.
StartSelect1 11 months ago
I like Uwe Boll, he not only pisses off annoying geeks, he even beats up annoying geeks!
Shavarnarak 1 year ago
@Shavarnarak Well acouple of those "annoying geeks" turned out to be actual boxers and when they wanted to fight, Uwe backed out like a little girl. At least thats what I heard
ThatIndianGuy7116 10 months ago
@ThatIndianGuy7116 Seanbaby. Once he found out Seanbaby's height, weight, age and experience, Uwe Boll wanted no part of it
eldiablov2 6 months ago
lol this guy just through away the 1st round lol
0deefreak 1 year ago
uwe boll is a stupid asshole !
fcbnation 1 year ago
Of course Lowtax treats it as a huge joke. What else is he going to do when he's up against someone he can't possibly beat? When he can't win, his options are either complete embarrassment in defeat or to clown around as dramatically as possible in hopes of convincing someone that instead of a loser he's actually a funny and confident class clown.
You know how a picked on person in school will try to laugh along with the crowd at his own demise to fit in? That's what you saw here.
ChrisStavros 1 year ago
@ChrisStavros uh isnt it more like uwe is the dude who just threatens everyone that he'll beat them up whenever they say anything negative towards him?
lstuxl 1 year ago
@lstuxl
Yes, Uwe Boll is a bully. That changes nothing about Lowtax though.
ChrisStavros 1 year ago
@ChrisStavros Nicely put.
pentherapy 1 year ago
Boll is my hero.
LittleFoxDude 1 year ago
I and WhitexLightning are both Uwe Boll, just popping in to plug my new Mario movie!
ultimatehammer 2 years ago
Uwe Bol = Real World
Lowtax = Lowtax
georgef551 2 years ago
um what part of this video embarrasses boll? lowtax got fucked up
dadaluma13 2 years ago
The bit where Boll, as a trained amateur boxer, beats the shit out of an obvious novice and proves himself to be a violent moron.
chainsoar 2 years ago 4
Id gladly step in the ring with Uwe Boll if I had the money and the opportunity, for being an arrogant fucking bastard. He doesnt even realize all his movies are unwatchable.
Im not some weak, scrawny pencil-pusher like Lowtax I actually have a few years of boxing training under my belt, and I am significantly bigger than him, so I really, truly, HIGHLY doubt that he would ever be man enough to accept any kind of a boxing match with me, but theres always hope that he will surprise me.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago
LOL @ me having several punctuation errors in my post.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago
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Richard Kyanka's home address is 1105 SW Prairie Star Circle, Lee's Summit, MO 64081
RichardCharlesKyanka 2 years ago
Uwe Bol beat this kids ass, lucky he stayed down. A joke isn't worth a serious beating.
Midnightblue32 2 years ago
Lowtax obviously just didn't give a shit. He probably saw this as a huge joke the whole time.
skippiperke20000 2 years ago 13
@skippiperke20000 yes, too bad he got his ass kicked and later whined about it like a bitch.
TheViolenceMan 3 hours ago
I don't know who to root for because they are both awful people.
Joe402 2 years ago
Boll. At least he creates.
Rhademanthus 2 years ago
I love how Lowtax just made this one huge joke.
TheOneAndOnlyMoonCat 2 years ago
I lol'ed
bantexkaa 3 years ago
Actually, I'm not really a fan of Uwe Boll. I just think Lowtax is a disgusting human being who should rot in Hell. Therefore watching Boll pummel this little punk was very satisfying. It doesn't matter if Lowtax is a comedian or not, he accept a boxing match and in the end chose to prance around like a little fairy. Boll won, fair and square, Lowtax and all his supporters are just butthurt about losing. So they whine and moan like babies, making up excuses.
WhitexLightning 3 years ago
FIGHT MAKES RIGHT! FIGHT MAKES RIGHT! - WhitexLightning, at Official Bush Inauguration Best Friends Box
mistarcraw 2 years ago
WhitexLightning has been commenting on this video for literally two years. Are you Uwe Boll?
ashleytube 2 years ago
Who's that pansy ass fag knocked down all the time?
Sebhelyesfarku 3 years ago
"Lowtax". And people say HE'S the one doing the embarrassing? What a faggot...
ElZomboFantasma 3 years ago
LOWTAX LOVES YOU
ballrawg 3 years ago
One of the most one-sided fights I've ever seen. Kyanka spent more time on the canvas and ropes than he did on his feet. Although he's probably several weight classes below Boll, there's no excuse for cowering on the ground.
noseraph 3 years ago 2
HAHA! It was sweet watching that asshat get his ass kicked. Who's doing the LULZ now? HAHA
BigJimW 3 years ago
0:15
Ouch. Beaned him right in the face.
ll45ACPll 3 years ago
I like how Joey boy who uploaded the video says that Lowtax embarassed Uwe by "making a mockery" of it. Oh boy, he really got him, Uwe was soooo embarassed smashing the keyboard tough guy's teeth in. LT sure showed him by getting his ass kicked!
pearcemark 3 years ago 5
And yet Boll's movies still suck and LT still makes people laugh. Uwe Boll sure kicks ass, making bad movies and venting out his anger on critics because he can't take them! Go Uwe Boll!
AlexDelferia 3 years ago
Lowtax falling down near the end of the video is funnier than anything you've ever done in your life.
Burnsyde 3 years ago
Is it?
pearcemark 3 years ago
;)
:P
:)
:O
Burnsyde 3 years ago
I would rape that american pussy. What kind of society produces such genetical lowlife...
nickboy333 3 years ago
Why can't they just act like civilized men and discuss it?
ComaLies225 3 years ago
Only weaklings say such things!
HappyWolfie1 3 years ago
Lol, more like rational. :-P
ComaLies225 3 years ago
NEEEEERDS
daviclond 3 years ago
Lol beatdown
BrettCelinski 4 years ago
Uwe Boll is the greatest !!!!
kobra1109 4 years ago
yeah he beats up scrawny nerds what a champ
Ghostmonsters 4 years ago 14
Lowtax asked for it. I'm not really a fan of Boll but Lowtax is an unfunny Nazi with a big mouth and small balls.
TheRealPlutoniumBoss 3 years ago
I don't know who Lowtax is, let alone why you guys hate him all, but I DO have to admit, he probably deserved to get his ass kicked for actually trying to go through with this shit. He was absolutely retarded to even THINK he had a chance of winning.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago
The guy in red is pure lame. PWNED!
xbacon24 4 years ago
FUCKING SMASH THE CUNT UWE!!!!
Tris10 4 years ago
Uwe is the Uber-Mensch he kicked the shit outta all these faggets...
KnightCrawler2 4 years ago
Richard FTW!!!!
SAflashtubfanpage 4 years ago
hahah the description is bullshit, lotax got his ass kicked
jlassh 4 years ago
hey joey i still can't believe someone subscribed to you LOL!
spongedan219 5 years ago
Uwe Boll, as a former "semi-pro" boxer, you are a disgrace for taking on people who have ZERO experience in boxing. I will go as far as calling you a coward. Anyone with expereince in boxing, who wants to fight old men with no experience, is a true coward. Go out and take on real boxers. You are a disgrace.
ironnaz 5 years ago
I don't see what there is to complain about. Lowtax proudly accepted this challenge and got his ass kicked fair and square. It doesn't matter if Boll declined to fight someone else, he still beat Lowtax.
WhitexLightning 5 years ago
I hate Boll, but Lowtax really had it coming to him. This is hilarious. Pwned.
NyBob85 5 years ago
Uwe Boll isn't Peter Jackson or Steven Spielberg, so there is no reason to compare his films to anything that good. Uwe Boll is learning more as he goes. Like he said himself, Blood Rayne is 10x better than Electra. But as soon as you biased viewers know he directed it, you insult it. You should be complaining about the writers and the people who sold the rights to it. Not the director.
ladonite 5 years ago
It seems Lowtax's personality cult has already spread to Youtube!
Quakeulf 5 years ago
I made a comment like this already but Jesus... both of these people are stupid. What did Lowtax expect? He's never fought before. Uwe Boll has. The intense stupidity of both of these people is staggering. Good job Uwe, that proves it: your movies are good. Way to go.
sonicdeath10 5 years ago
If ONLY Uwe Boll could make movies the same way he could win a dirty fight...
spanishfli 5 years ago
still doesn't change the fact that Boll makes some of the worst movies around, no matter how many geeks and teenagers he may beat up.
honeym0nsta 5 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out how beating the crap out of your critics makes you a better filmmaker. The real winner: me, who didn't have to pay to see this sad excuse of a publicty stunt on Boll's part.
3zy 5 years ago
Everybody does realize that Uwe Boll has boxing experience and this is Lowtax's first time in the ring? Of course he's going to get his ass handed to him.
skater910 5 years ago
Come on you guys.... Uwe Boll is just ahead of his time...
jeffroballs 5 years ago
yes in Mexico Uwe boll apeeeeeesssssssssssstaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Jerkorip 5 years ago
In México, we hate Uwe Boll. :)
BlauerKoden 5 years ago
Lowtax is a realman. not some bullshit loser who picks on the weak. If some guy's a douche and he can kick your ass in fight you fight 'im anyway. That's called BALLS.
Obesejose 5 years ago
Lowtax, a real man! Hahahaha! Who's the guy who put up no effort whatsoever in the fight, and then afterwards cried and moaned about how Boll said he would give them training and such ( Which Boll has denied and Lowtax has shown no proof ).
WhitexLightning 4 years ago 5
Still a better man than Boll. Fuckin inbred East European.
Obesejose 4 years ago
Better man? Who was the guy showing sportsmanship? Boll of course. Notice him pat Lowtax on the back after the fight, and even in a post-fight press conference, praised his opponents. And in return, Lowtax trash talks him. Not hard to tell who the better man is there, unless of course you're one of Lowtax's mindless, ass-kissing, butt-sucking, sheep.
WhitexLightning 4 years ago
Germany isn't in Eastern Europe you idiot. And if by "better man" you mean "weaker pansy man", then yes, yes he (Kyanka) is.
What a poofter.
mrklp 4 years ago
Lowtax has aspergers
pomerami 5 years ago
Personally, I think this is embarrassing for both parties involved.
whatthewii 5 years ago
why step into a ring if youre just going to drop to your knees?
kyrizzuh 5 years ago
While it looks like Uwe Boll may be able to throw bombs, his movies have been so universally hated that I haven't even bothered to pirate them. Lowtax has some balls for stepping in the ring with the man, big up yourself!
metalborat 5 years ago
I wish Uwe Boll got fist-fucked to death.
Gorygamer56 5 years ago
I'm so glad that weakling Lowtax got his ass kicked! Such a loser!
madcreech 5 years ago
This looks so fucking staged...
burrorojo19 5 years ago
This is a great example of the losers walking away winners. Uwe Boll you're pathetic. You've obviously proven that you're not a professional. You'll never work for me.
innerJAG 5 years ago
signing up for SA: $10
getting banned on SA: $10
watching lowtax get beat up on youtube: priceless
jakabov 5 years ago 3
5/5
Duckhammer 5 years ago
thinking that "priceless" commercial parodies are still timely and humorous: retarded
ffwoodycooks 5 years ago
I'm sure you don't get the irony of your post :)
jakabov 5 years ago
As he has to prove himself as a filmmaker against REAL filmmakers... and fails horribly... He should prove himself as a boxer again REAL boxers... A REAl boxer will without joke kill him... and he is prob in the weight class with floyd mayweather Jr.. so better make funeral arrangements....
mikec10305 5 years ago
Too bad he doesn't have any real talent so he could've been a boxer instead, huh? Then we wouldn't have this on our hands.
Timsonourside 5 years ago
i went to that event it was funny lol
bluezero86 5 years ago
When can i get to try and beat up Boll? He looks stupid enough for me to take my anger out on.
sompret 5 years ago
Lowtax thought this was some kind of stunt, where Uwe Boll took serious.
Goooogz 5 years ago
What? Do you actually think it wasn't a stunt?
miroku72 4 years ago
These critics deserved to get the shit beat out of them for all the crap they've dished out on the internet over the years. How many times have we all read some idiot type out that they "would kick the shit out of Uwe Boll" if they ever saw him in real life? Well, now we all know; REAL LIFE is something a little different than the Baby's Crib we call the internet.
Geldric 5 years ago
Ok. He sucks as a film maker period. Plus he didn't accept any fight with a critic with any boxing experience. He just fought a bunch of people with no fighting experience and can still make a better movie than him. Period.
elchamber 5 years ago
and you know this about him not accepting any fights with critics who have boxing experience, how? give me 3 names of critics who have said experience that he ran away from. And for that matter, a link to the movies made by the critics he fought.
Geldric 5 years ago
Do your own research. Must be a Boll fan. Research does exist in Boll's world, just excuses. Why didn't he want to fight Seanbaby and Ron Sparks?
elchamber 4 years ago
You mean the two guys with experience who had a weight advantage over Boll? In case you don't know, in boxing, the worst superheavyweight can probably beat the best flyweight. Ron Sparks ( One of the guys ), even admitted he understood Boll declining for the weight advantage.
WhitexLightning 4 years ago
Alright, and Boll has experience and weight over the others. So, apparently Boll is a better person cause he can take on a person who weighs less and has less experience, yet it makes him no less of a man that he backs down from a person who weighs more and has more experience. See, the people that accepted the match knew it was ridiculous from the start not thinking they would really win in the first place.
miroku72 4 years ago
Actually, the weight of Boll and his opponents were equal. And he did give them months to prepare, it's their own fault if they accepted the challenge and chose to dilly-dally around for the months they should have been preparing.
WhitexLightning 3 years ago
Uwe Boll's movies suck.
But goddamn if that wasn't awesome seeing lowtax get his ass kicked.
G3tL337 5 years ago
This is pathetic because they both are idiots. Great going Uwe, you can beat up the skinny internet nerd, go feel good about wasting money on making crappy movies. Same to you Lowtax, taking up a stupid challenge, and leaving after two minutes of not even trying.
This proves what we already knew. Uwe is a bully and Lowtax is a wimp.
Podings 5 years ago
You pretty much said what most of us were thinking. Uwe Boll is a coward that only picks on pencil pushers and average, untrained people, and Lowtax is a wimp, as well as a fucking dumbass for even trying to step into the ring with him. I don't even know what the fuck EITHER of them were thinking.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago
The only thing epic about this fight was the fact that an Internet Toughguy, who he and his fans believe is INFAMOUS on the internets, got his ass handed to him by most likely the worst director ever, Uwe Boll.
He wasn't brave for getting in that ring, he was a fucking idiot. He *would* have saved a little face if he took the time to read all those boxing tips his mindless followers, but he didn't, he went in yellow and left black and blue, and his e-penis will no doubt shrivel into nothing.
Boonoojootoo 5 years ago
Most of the people posting in this thread are forum members of Lowtax's forum. If you've never been there, the place is basically like a cult with a hivemind mentality, where the users quickly adopt whatever opinion Lowtax reveals, so it shouldn't be surprising to see so many people attempt to spin this video as anything other than Kyanka embarassing himself.
mrklp 5 years ago
No surprise to me at all. Those guys are nothing but ass-kissers and refuse to admit that their "hero" is a wuss who likes to talk trash, but couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. It's also know surprise they believed all of Lowtax's crappy excuses. ( Lowtax: Waaaah! Boll said it was a PR stunt! )
WhitexLightning 4 years ago
I don't really see how this emberasses Bolle? It's just lowtax getting his ass beat.
walruscom 5 years ago
Yeah totally haha! Go Bolle!
Kupox 5 years ago
Boll is a child who thinks because he can beat someone in a fight it makes him somehow a worthwhile human being. It doesn't. He's still an utter moron and cant make a film to save his life.
Caterpillarofdoom 5 years ago
Uwe Boll seriously needs to die in a fire.
dgevert 5 years ago
Ha ha! I love this, the way some people on here are like "GOD DAMN THESE BASTARDS. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HAVE AN OPINION UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE BACK YOUR POINTS UP BY KICKING SOMEONES TEETH IN. YEAH!"
Someone should have told Gandhi.
Uew Boll is a prick. He's a shite director and has to resort to appalling publicity stunts like this to try and prove something. All he's done is prove how lame he is. Nice one Uwe.
pinkemoranger 5 years ago
Lol, I'm glad Lowtax didn't take this ridiculousness seriously.
Uwe is the laughing stock here.
Lemon77UG 5 years ago
Lowtax is a genius.
PedroAlmodovar 5 years ago
well, the internet told me Boll had about 10+ years of boxing experience... <.<
Roodypoocandyass 5 years ago
Internet geeks should get their ass handed like this more often. Maybe then we wouldn't have as many trolls who think they're badass.
OCizzzle 5 years ago
Even though I dislike Boll's movies, I kinda like what he did here. Lowtax was ridiculous. Shit, if you can't back up your trash talk then shut the fuck up. As if things couldn't get any more pathetic, Lowtax was still talking smack about Uwe after getting his ass kicked. What the hell was he expecting? The fact that I challenge someone to a friendly match doesn't mean I'm not going to play to the best of my ability.
OCizzzle 5 years ago
Lowtax never said anything about Uwe. At all.
He just asked if he could be in it simply because he thought it was all PR.
scurjaldaan 5 years ago
what the hell do you mean "back up your trash talk"? Did Lowtax, or anyone for that matter, ever criticize Uwe Boll's boxing abilities? No, they criticized his ability to make a movie that isn't utter worthless trash. Therefore a boxing match has absolutley no bearing on it. Unless of course you're an idiot musclehead who thinks the only important thing in life is who can beat up who.
Caterpillarofdoom 5 years ago
if he was going to "Back up trash" then he would make a better videogame-movie then Uwe but boxing is completly diffrent from movie makeing
lancedance2 5 years ago
Uwe Boll beat up Lowtax. Obviously this means we were wrong, and Uwe Boll is a good director. Right? That's how it works, isn't it? If you can beat someone up in a fight, who cares if your movies suck or not.
Jeez, it's not like he even challenged them to a movie-making competition. Wtf does boxing have to do with anything? Maybe if Lowtax criticized Boll's boxing skills then the match would've been appropriate.
Caterpillarofdoom 5 years ago
Except... well he agreed to it. So take these clever rebuttals and tell them to the less bruised lowtax of several months ago who thought this would be super great PR for him.
dlinder 5 years ago
Hey dumbass, you wanna know how big of a pussy Uwe Boll is? One of his critics who had boxing experience challenged him. But of course Uwe didn't want anybody with any experience in boxing whatsoever. And he said it was gonna be a friendly match, that it was just a publicity stunt and he would have an instructor give them lessons, all lies.
Gorygamer56 5 years ago
Yeah sure, that's everything Lowtax said to protect his reputation. As for the other guys, so what? This is about Lowtax vs Boll, and Boll won. As for the other two, both of them reportedly had a major weight advantage over Boll so of course he declined.
WhitexLightning 4 years ago
I'm sorry, but if you get in a ring with someone you've been insulting a lot, and you aren't really going to fight, then you are stupid and will deservedly get your ass handed to you.
ronarprfct 3 years ago 2
yeah man. lowtax is the one mouthy guy on the internet that actually shows his face. If the internet could have heroes, then Lowtax is the first. Then Zack, for ruining my day....
ekmhez 5 years ago
oh man, a comedic web author got beat by a pro boxer
HE MUST BE A PUSSY (the web author)
fatbob4eva 5 years ago
This is pathetic.
Not Lowtax, mind you, but the fact that all his detractors are using his loss as an opportunity to take shots at his character. Grow up. He's a comedian, he makes me laugh, and if for some odd reason his brand of humor "offends" you then get over it and at least recognize that he didn't just accept this fight, but went out of his way to take on Boll.
Hats off to Lowtax.
ARoboWizard 5 years ago
wow does uwe actually think beating up his critics make him a better director??
like does he think ppl will think more of him cause of him beating lowtax up?
his movies still fucking suck!
and no matter what he thinks everyone loves his films and only the the entire Internet, nearly all critics, most major film directors think there shit
fuck uwe boll
he is just a "playa hata"
shamus888 5 years ago
'like does he think ppl will think more of him cause of him beating lowtax up?'
Obviously he's right on that account.
dlinder 5 years ago
quite your just a 'playa hatah'!
shamus888 5 years ago
Lowtax is a fucking comedic genius hahah. Man... I can't believe this even happened.
justdweezil 5 years ago
I think this is kind of funny!
theshadowboxer 5 years ago
I wonder if he can make his hilarious 'jokes' with the massive brain damage he got from getting his smug ass kicked.
dlinder 5 years ago
why is he smug he is a critic a critic cna have his oppinion right?
if you dont think so go to communist china
shamus888 5 years ago
Uwe Boll still sucks, and Lowtax should stick to having phoney online conversations.
RockabillyRandy 5 years ago
Lowtax > Boll and thats a fact
Amitlu 5 years ago
Lowtax embarrased himself, showing himself to be a total pussy. See the interview with Lowtax afterwards, where he's basically crying, "he hit me really hard". What a pussy.
cryptnotic 5 years ago
he was goning against a person who has ten years boxing under his belt
that makes lowtax a pussy?
even when he didnt have experiance
shamus888 5 years ago
Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's because all that trash talking Lowtax did to people over the years, and then he goes and gets his ass kicked. Props to Boll for giving this little shithead the beating that's been coming to him for a while now.
WhitexLightning 4 years ago
He is a critic, critics can say what they like about this they distaste
shamus888 4 years ago
He has every right to criticize movies. I simply hate Lowtax because I think he's a jerk for other stuff he's done in the past.
WhitexLightning 4 years ago
That really looks fake.
Besides, if this was real, wouldn't there be more news?
dudeman88 5 years ago
it is real and it was on NPR
thewaz 5 years ago
man, just think if they actually tried and beat Uwe. that'd be pretty badass. then again he probably has about 50 pounds on all of them
pwnageprata 5 years ago
Uwe Bool vs Crocop!
Bojaxs 5 years ago
I don't care what's going on here, that guy got his ass beat
Aerodax1 5 years ago
actually, he embarrassed himself.
elmuhfuh 5 years ago
God now im hating more these stupid critics more than Uwe Boll itself! Take boxing classes before the fight pussies!
Xnake 5 years ago
Boll offered them lessons but never came through with his offer.
But yeah, you can totally train for a few weeks and beat a boxer that has ten years of experience. That's completely reasonable. Learn English, troglodite.
SAOldbill 5 years ago
After years of antagonizing easy targets on his web site, Kyanka should have known better than to expect mercy from one of them.
JR
ArugulaZ 5 years ago
It's actually troglodyte. I saw Studio 54 too, and the person in that movie who used that word seemed smart, so I could see where you coming from at least.
bigtimers 5 years ago
somethingawful fo life.
stagl 5 years ago