Picking Up Girls

[kylieca]

Bahaha

[JAYJAY2211ify]

wtf is with the whispering man??

[NoobsOnPot]

Do You Work At SubWay? Cause U Just Gave Me A Foot Long

[NoobsOnPot]

whats ya number cucumber?

Do You Root Betruit?

I Like Ur Melons, can I Taste them?

[vs2nvy]

more like there 12 and look 5. lol. funny video tho!

[NFmusicVideos]

Why the fuck are you whispering

[daremeIdareyou2]

It sound slike ur whispering ;) hahaha

[Jamielleais6]

Please check slosh out :)



[officialstephdeiulio]

so true teddy

[afglive]

TEDDY U LOOK SO SNEAKY AND SHIFTY IN THIS VIDEO

[rapeface802]

Can't stress that last part enough. Controlling guys are scum. You're more likely to lose her if you keep her locked up like a bird in a cage, and there will be more than enough guys for her when she escapes. Plus she will lash out and cheat because she feels trapped and spiteful.

[cuuuzz69]

Sounds like you're trying to not wake anyone up

[TheLoffle]

5th rule Don't be Sleazy: 'BITCHES' don't like it when your sleazy. HaHa

[iluvpigeons]

lol why talking so quiet?

[AjayJarvis]

Legend

[Freeforever105]

lol melons aren't vegetables Teddy :/

[maori500]

are your parents asleep lol

[sapphiresims3]

If only all guys were like Teddy........

[MotherLuver29]

Dont be sleazy? Dont call women "bitches."

Thanks.

[dictationer]

i wish i found this video last year...too clingy...

[Out4Laughs92]

ahahaa

[jeppie]

love that wog rule LOL

[supercuddley]

If a guy said that stuff to me, i would laugh that would be funny as!

[5hughjasses]

Melon is a fruit.



[jorjarose777]

fuck, you have the bushiest eyebrows aye

[hater6256]

wheres the video of piking up guys tedy kos we all know thats what you like 

[chalmers991]

@hater6256 good one pal ha. ha. Plus learn to spell

[tobyhamish10]

"don't be sleazy", your the one calling all female's bitches?

[RuleFox]

You talk like a pimp but it suits your charisma!

[romanoskinos]

fucking hilarious

[reuelckj]

If you say any of those they'll think you're funny/cute... DURP

[nico39anelka]

why are u whispering kunt ?

[jasdaher]

how can you dislike this video? its perfect!

[smartypantshs93]

Melons are a fruit...



[justfabulous09]

must you refer to women/girls as bitches?

[foreverhisxx]

"Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot long!" Hahahahaha, classic.

[666weirdguy]

papa told you to keep it down ? :trollface:

[ShortStackClemmensen]

They're 12 but they look 18, hahahahahahahahahaha you are so funny!! CX

[droopybutt]

bro i use chessy shit and it still works

[Melbourne619]

And you call yourself a Muslim...? Ha ha ha. very funny.

[jamie5699]

Firstly melons r fruit not veggies and cucumbers r nice and so r girls so y not compare and every boy like big melons!!!

[spind97]

amen!



[themast3r97]

spam the "2" button hahaha, Teddys keen for some gobbys (;

[TheDeanster13]

Ladies man Teddy eh??? *winky face*

[TheDeanster13]

"Are you a farmer? Coz you sure know how to raise cock!" <-- bahahahahaha

[DIBASAUR]

what's your number cucumber... ;)

LOL

[xXLayaalBbieeXx]

Something

We

Arabs

Got

[duckypcgirl]

@xXLayaalBbieeXx I'm Arabic too!!!!!!

Yay!

[Nick23Legend]

do you root betroot

[ice1z]

romeo was italian nd he was Italian.... witch is wog

[PunkoutPurple]

I hope boys all around Australia take your advice. Amen.

[ohlalalivia101]

Parents r home arnt they Teddy lawl ;)

[Mwaguff]

You must be the nicest boyfriend if you do all that then ^

[BabyFacedMafia10]

Melons are fruits!!!!!

[FyneBubah]

damn, now i have to go back and find @nitroglisserine 's comment. ><

[MrNyzz]

your parents r home so your whispering lol haha sickkunt

[shezza343]

I love it when guys are cheesy I think it's cute

[User9856ify]

how bout this for a compliment.

plan a.) hey. you're pretty. ugly. ;) if all fails rip your top off. if that fails go to plan b

tits or gtfo .....

all a joke nothing offensive intended.

[SidneeyRukaa]

this was teddy's quietest video :L

[fadesterr0525]

but melons aren't veggies. /:

[xCyph3rz]

101 people cant pull chicks

[WadstAAr]

I laughed my ass off at " i like your melons can i taste them?" ahahaha

[lamar08bby]

i Dont Like The First Rule

[xxxlalyxxx]

This guy talks like a fkn arab from lakemba. This video's sole purpose is to get pussy. End of the day after this bloke or any arab gets the bitch or pussy, they'll lose all that respect he's promoting

[efficacious004]

What's ur number cucumber? ...i would fall for that pick up line...

[qzwxs58]

already got a chic. didn't ask for her age.

[KingCod781]

LOOKS LIKE UR LOOSING UR HAIR BRAZ GIRLS DONT DIS DAT SHIT MAYNG

[GuitarOrianthi12]

I like your respect for girls man! Good stuff

[Jamesbaneyiscool]

But a melons a fruit so it completley fine!(;

[jackz019]

teddy i watch some of your vids and some of them i cracked up some of them were realy lame but enyways ur allight and in dis vid you said dont compair them to viggies when cucumbers and mellons are fruits

[lollipopland77]

do you root beetroot?

What's ur number cucumber?

XD bahaha

He knows what he's talking about :D

[omeedtheking]

is that accent real? your sound like a dope

[saja1970]

Thats cause he lives at home with his mummy. What a load of useless information, most of us already know dis shit!!! Lmao

[98willem]

Bro ur so quiet in this Vid compared to ur other ones

[koolkatkake]

Everyone share this.

Teddy knows what he's on about!

Sincerely,

A Girl.

[themousemaster]

Man, you are genious!

[roosterchief00]

His number one rule is quite perfect. Need to know the age.



[babeeyzeeex]

Why do you refer to girls as bitches..? :/ </3

[23deathgod]

your abit quiet today teddy

[dinho69er]

Girls are like stars. There are millions but only one will catch your eye. Remember that orritte ?

[crazybones2009]

Hahahaha!!....wogs are funny cunts....bruvvvv

[hur0004]

im 13

[heayoung93]

Why are you whispering?

[CodMaster601]

@heayoung93 its was night time

[Thendorien]

@heayoung93 look at the description dumb cunt

[Karateka996]

@heayoung93 Did you read the fucking description?! fuckk

[silkbuttons]

@heayoung93 because he doesnt want to wake his parents!

[serbjet]

@heayoung93 his parents r in the next room

[mzelliee]

@heayoung93 It seems like it's night time, his family is probably sleeping, lol.

[TaeKwonDoer1996]

@heayoung93

Because if wog parents find out you talk to your self they will disowns you :) LOL

[7miscersgonnamisc7]

I RAPED UR MUM

[givemethebeatboys]

haha just a quick aside... romeo came from verona- he was a wog :P

[faboulise]

straiittt out. guys fink dey own de gurl. its lyk NO u dnt own me so just piss of.

[MzLabels]

r u whispering so ur parents dont hear u :P also u should write a book about this stuff...especially for da wog guys out there lol

[HGJB11]

is he high??

[seaniescott]

,, chill with the bitches thing, he calls guys cunts so why does it matter if he calls girls bitches?? it's not serious :/

[2142sunshine]

Dear Mr Teddy, I Envy You. Haha

[Baileyx38x]

never heard the vegetable jokes.... am i the only one o.O

[AussieMarioMan]

@Baileyx38x Nope

[SeeTheseHazelEyes]

This guy has it right!

[JBloveers4eva]

I really love ur vids but dont call girls bitches its a bit insulting -3 but i luv luv the vids soo funny

[TheDellanator]

dont call girls bitches, would you like girls to call you boys bastards? lol

[HGJB11]

are you high???

[LikeABoss6999]

teddy use to be whipped now his normal . well not normal but yeah

[MrTurkgod]

$1000 his parents are sleeping

[insurgentdude]

@nitroglisserine do you have nothing to do but insult him in every video, you miserable shithead? Get a fucking life.

[iflyxmeghan]

hahahahahahaa, oath.

[kooliejulie]

Just be yourself :)

[nitroglisserine]

go pick up a boy you fucking hommo

[MICHAELPAROSKI]

great vid

[jodiemc19x]

Ufft fender bender chill

[PolySWAGGER07]

Man i hate people who watch his videos and give shit about his eyebrows and shiit... piss off !! go somewhere else and be a hater , dont write shit like that unless ur beyonce or kim kardashian!! piss off haters! seriously ANNOYING!! #justsaying ..

[MrDjkproductions]

haha you wernt yelling because you were in the loungeRoom ae.. dont wanna wake up your parents ;)

[ilovejustin1211]

its so low cause ur not yelling LOL!!

[YeldaxS]

Everything he mentioned in this video is absolutely TRUE!

[CrazyAbo117]

Why you speaking so quiet?

[steposthename]

@CrazyAbo117 I'm pretty sure that it was at night, I can hear crickets...

[saudoba]

hahahahaha im 15 n i look 18 LOL

[Jerryboi04]

y is he so quiet in this video?!?!?! every other one he is shouting like ape sh*t! hahah

[Hasdude96]

i wanna see u get a chick wif them CUCUMBER EYEBROWS

[princess7797]

Funniest Shit ever bro.

[aadvani22]

Lol! You're a wog! Not Shakespeare!

[BrookeKirstenShaw]

are mellons a vegetable

[EFAP2010EUROPE]

slow down teddy.. im writing this down, lol

[alyssalouise13]

aahahhahahahha

[Viny8u]

are you wearing a tupac shirt??

[NHix33]

"Ask for their because you don't want to end up in jail or some shit." hahahahah!

[zTeMPerrRz]

Hahaha are u farmer Coz u know how to raise a cock

[haiderR2]

lol i think he didnt wana wake any1 up haha

[000remo000]

this cunts a classice...love it

[AbandonmentBoy]

Well my girlfriend has a subduction fetish 0.o soooo NOT acting like I own her pisses her off.

[streetball14]

NO GAME!

[Jaco979]

Do you root?

[MrINickG]

YOUR A LEGEND

[LostInWonderlaand]

why is 'melbourne' a tag? :/

[MrCr40]

fuck off cunt u need help u self :P



[meda789]

y so quiet

[TarshaTERROR]

ahahah, some ones called me a cucumber before, im just like what the fuck, thats an insult

[cinsNsunny]

HAHAHHA FUNNY SHIT MINE MY SWEARING



[MzC8IE]

Umm Okaii then.. Thus just popped up… umm what is this O.o

[cutephoebe600]

erm.... ur never gonna get a gf if u keep calling them bitches. anyway, i thought u didnt like girls under the age of 18?

[royalblade17]

gurby or shmack?

[royalblade17]

shakespear......LMFAOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO

hahahahahaha

[AcousticRocks44]

don't be sexist! bitches hate that...

[1991foreveryours]

lol it doesnt suit wogs to do shakespear lol =D ur funny man great advice =P

[mjzombol]

your such a dick seriously you make me ashamed to use the internet................it just shows that any dumb cunt can have an opinion.......seriously i am wog and i think i would smack you in the face with my gyros if you ever came near me.....

[royalblade17]

@mjzombol re u referring to teddy?

u sound like a typical wog, while try not to be..

WATTAHEAD!!!!

[colb0123]

where the bitches at?



[mitchellcorp]

1 QUESTION in all your other vids you are ranting,in this 1 you are talking quitely.MY guess your mum is in the house and you don't want her to hear you.How bout you and your mum talk about picking up girl ,like you just were BUT in front of the camera? NO ..... YEH i didn't think so.....pussy

[misszbautista]

honestly i fucken love this. im a girl & like i date ALOT of lebos & they are so controlling :| hahhaa WOGS these days... (; but yeah you have mad respect girls ! i aprreciate that mashaalllah <3

[homebrewgod]

@misszbautista slut



[misszbautista]

@homebrewgod

who the fuck are you ? hahaha get the fuck out of here . i didnt ask for your 2cent comments :) & pleas explain the definition of slut because i would like to here your interpretation of it you piece of dog shit. like honestly i said i date lebos -.- i didnt fucking say i fuck them all night & all dayy., in fact im a virgin that has self - respect you dont fucking know me. now fuck off man straight out you do my head in.

[friskyisky69]

@misszbautista  wat the fuk?

[misszbautista]

@friskyisky69

stay the fuck out of it you gronk.

[hlenn1302]

Only girls know what girls want.

[DjNesianInthemix]

dont call the hoes "bitches" they hate that shit

[Mahriiam]

LOLz @jezza69erable i with you on that

[sarahsummerxx]

yeaah and we totally like being called bitches? hellooo!

[hypo069]

lol dont talk too loud u might wake up mum and dad lol

[MegaShaemus]

jezza69erable... Bitches Don't know shit about shit! least of all what they like to be called

[mpdp85]

bro why do u keep ur voice down, is ur grandma next door?

[2553king]

bro u dont even know what u are saying u dont know girl men

[chinnwinn]

lmfaoooo 'do you root beetroot'

classic. who the fuck would even - just; lol.

[SIM0N142]

This guy is great. Even though I don't agree with him on half of the issues in his video's I don't take it to heart. He has his opinions and I have mine. People need to stop bitching with invalid arguments.

[jonaphamo]

LMAOOO

you might end up in jail or sum shit LOOOL!

[melen987]

A FUCKING VEGTEBLE>!

[joe84au]

Are you being quiet so your mum and dad doesn't hear you?, fucking loser

[tianiknowswhat]

So I'm a chick and I reakon he's just made the best points yous could ever get, most of the comments are from blokes I've noticed, what can't pick up chicks so yous had to look it up on YouTube. Hahahhaahahahaha! Faggots.

Teddy, you better keep doin what you do cause ya vids are fuckin sweet and shit (:

[pumkinpatch]

No one rulz.....Dont call girls "Bitches"...

[Grovest10]

2:55 dude it sounds like ur talkin bout free willy or sum shit :D

[jecollins88]

Your voice is low cause your mums in the next room you needle dick gimp... good luck trying to pick up chicks in the reject line out the front of Chasers night club

[mattchahine]

@jecollins88 oi dude stfu like to see u do a vid like dis.

[HeathenLoveGod]

He's quite attractive. It's a pity he's such a moron.

[MotleyFever]

problem with first rule - girls lie

[MrYothuYindi]

The voice is so low cause you didn't want your mum hear you talking to no one about relationships when you clearly don't have any form of significant other.