If Weed Were Legal

[waterwind2266]

Don't do drugs! Do corn dogs!

[DoccNutter1]

Have some of you people not yet realized that you are watching a comedian do his job? It's comedy folks...not a documentary!..lol

[ShinkaTV]

good ending!

[Traveens]

this guy looks just like for me.

[mikeethio]

Are you not funny at all?

[imak1992]

Cute , looks like that small kid from wisards of waverly place

[LostMySauce]

More weed jokes...yay...

[alteredbeasts]

good stuff!

[alipbob]

For less then 3mins, he sure went through a lot of material. Very patchy.

[SingularInfinity]

If cannabis were legal and used as it should be..as an essential nutrient/fiber/medicine.. many things would happen...ALL of them positive.

[AcruxSolus]

@SingularInfinity And only pot heads think that. Any one with common sense will tell you the opposite.

[SingularInfinity]

@AcruxSolus And only ignorant people think that. Anyone with reason will tell you the opposite.

[SingularInfinity]

@AcruxSolus If you want to remain with your predetermined beliefs and not learn from experience then do that. I hope you take ultimate authority for your life and think critically for yourself.

[AcruxSolus]

@SingularInfinity I don't smoke marijuana, because I am an adult. I never smoked marijuana because I am aware of its negative effects. I will never smoke it because there is more to life than finding meaningless highs in drugs. I have accomplished more in my life in a shorter span than you ever will in a dozen lives.

[SingularInfinity]

@AcruxSolus I never said anything about smoking it..sounds like you have been brainwashed good. Have fun with that.

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

@AcruxSolus

"I don't smoke marijuana, because I am an adult."

That is easily the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

My dad is healthy, successful, and is leading a good life.

Every night after work, he smokes marijuana.

Smoking pot doesn't make someone an unsuccessful moron who won't amount to anything. It's not some life-ruining drug.

Cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, and countless prescription medications are much worse than pot and yet they're legal.

And no, I do not smoke.

[lossantos15]

Pretty funny

[cheezcutter]

I thought most people that drove smart cars were sex offenders, or at least fuckin pricks

[k33p1ng1tr3al]

slippery as a dickens.... awesome

[Capgungoesbang]

Slippery as a dickens outside!

[Jivje0is0pr0]

In the Netherlands weed is legal.

[votumseparatum1]

VERY FUNNY. His voice reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.

[caliwowie]

ATTN NON-SMOKERS…my dad is the most productive person i know...from business, working on cars, cycling 100 miles a week…before everything he does he gets high. most people i know who don't smoke arnt half as productive

[rogerlee337]

@caliwowie i believe that ..all the stoners i know have good jobs and are very outgoing and active! i do know a few that are kinda lazy but that just how they have always been!

[FTAHindependent]

He's so f***ing random... I like it :)

[Traveens]

@FTAHindependent thanks

[wildbloodydragon]

Funny shit.

[DerWaldWichtel]

who you gonna rape in there? :D

[CityFlashLights]

temporary homelessness? this is weed, not crack

[watchmyywhipp]

@CityFlashLights no actually, one time i smoked for 2 weeks and i found my self in an industrial parking and i thought it was cool to chill there. i have the raccoon bite to prove it

[CityFlashLights]

@watchmyywhipp lol well what u where smoking wasnt weed, i've once smoked for months straight basically daily, thats never happened to me haha

[Traveens]

@CityFlashLights temporary homelessness = couch surfing. Crack = permanently outdoors

[alexmishchuk]

you dont lose your job if you smoke.

[leenonme23]

HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING MITCH HEDBERG WOW...U R NOT MITCH HEDBERG

[ayayayify]

that was mildly amusing.

[ABONESR]

I smoke everyday, and only some greens make me want to do things and meet people. the first joke blows

[gregiep]

I'm only clicking like because of the Smart Car joke.

[ss2006279]

if he were high it would be so much funnier! but his not -__-



[ABONESR]

@ss2006279 WORD !!!!

[v1de0gamr]

@ss2006279 I thought he was high, it explained a couple of things.

[JL192com]

Rainbowshit!!!!