American Holidays

[CrazyMustache37]

I would get rid of Texas and also my birthday was presidents day!

[mizgriffin]

vermont and new hampshire would get combined and be called new hamp-mont bcuz they are jus too freakin tiny!!!

[Spookigrl32]

I would get rid Texas

[JBearzoneeight]

New Jersey......I don't really know why...

[11jessieray]

I would get rid of kansas

[1996superlover]

I WOULD ERASE FL BC OF THE gators YUCK!  GO GEORGIA BULLDOGS!!!!!

[TechnoGal185]

I think they should erase the borders between those states that have the same name except they're in a different area. U know like north and south Dakota, and north and south Carolina and stuff. 😁

[TechnoGal185]

Was that Matt koval?

[stripeyer313]

Apparently 20 tazmanians watched this and werent too happy about it

[Peachezz131]

Delaware

[zoesif]

there is 50.Nevada boring ha

[zoesif]

hey Zoe, my name is Zoey with a y ha actually we have alot in commen i want to be an actor also soo if u want to talk to me say hi

[lgnstk123]

GET RID OF ALASKA! THEY ARE PRODUCING DEVIL SPAWN!!!

[LivyLuvsUAlot]

ALASKA I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU BUMPED TEXAS TO 2ND BIGGEST GRRRR

[ju9lia]

hawii



[truetocheer]

new york and nyc

[grumpylady8003]

Presidents day is washingtons birthday.

[krkbug002]

@meLOVESpuppies Don't be Haten!! I live there and I get to snowboard 8 of 12 months a year :) I love it and we have a LOT of snow days :)

[bronwynbaybay]

i'm on the same page with you about christopher columbus!! he didn't even name the freaking continents of the americas...amerigo did that. haha and he stumbled on america AFTER people already lived there..

[movon2survive]

presidents day is the birthday of the presidents all mashed into one day and im an american teen

[kittymarie397]

watch how the states got there shapes on history channel it's very interesting

[RykComerford]

Where did Ben Franklin get syphilis,France? Skeptical.

[RykComerford]

I don't know any Aussie holidays, they should have a Kangaroo Day, they're cute.

[courtney101521]

wow thats a stupid qustion and i dont like what the other people said i like all the states so none

[blwhope11]

The $1 bill is the most used, so you see the most of him.

[KatieAnn710]

She doesn't sound american.

And yes Americans do know why presidents have a day. They are very important.

The 1 dollar bill is used a lot so duh George Washington would be on it.

We have 50 states because we took our time gaining them and we are independent.

I wouldn't get rid of any states.

[animefreakpip]

those americans like to catagorise people!

[SuperREaLdEaL99]

Matt needs to get up on his shit! C'mon Matt ur makin Americans look bad lol jk

[emmalunajackson33]

I would get rid of tht tht state tht strts wit an m...hmmm whats it called? Missouri? No. Well tht other state I don't remember and Alaska

[ThatNerdyGuy3]

@emmalunajackson33

Mississippi

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan

Minnesota

or

Montana?

[emmalunajackson33]

@ThatNerdyGuy3 i think its mississippi?

[ThatNerdyGuy3]

@emmalunajackson33 Kk :)

[courtney101521]

really mississippi is a very important place u no

[courtney101521]

@emmalunajackson33  really alot of awesome history happend im Missouri plus i love missouri and i live in missouri

[AnnaTheGreat1]

presidents day is the birthdays of Lincoln and Washington , they were born pretty clos together so they picked a day between them

[ThatNerdyGuy3]

I would get rid of Nebraska. Don't ask me why, I just feel like Nebraska shouldn't be a state...

[liztramm1]

all the north and souths like dakota and virginia and carolina also hawaii and alaska

[MacTimpany]

I just told my barber to make it look like Justin Beever(sp) never had an album released. The next day that little asshole got the exact same haircut.....How do I contact this prick?

[DancingDynamite2]

I think it should be Alaska... I mean, it's so far away from America...

[reesesgirl736]

okay..so i think that all the states that have norths and souths need to go! the carolinas need to be one CAROLINA. and the dakotas need to be one DAKOTA. oh and dont forget about west virginia and just regular old virginia...just make them one!

there....i just kicked 3 whole states out! (sorry to anyone who lives in the carolina, dakotas, or virginia...)

[flufferxnutter]

*necessary lol

[flufferxnutter]

Honestly, this is what we need to do. Take the west coast with one hand and the east coast with another. Then crunch america so it's just the west and east coast. Because you cant lie, half the states in the midwest are not mecessary. Im sure we can relocate like chicago and minneapolis and dallas and stuff. Nbd

[meLOVESpuppies]

Maybe Idaho, because me and my friends always say " I DA HOE!" get it heeheehe, NO offence to IDOHOEIAN PEOPLES!!!

[meLOVESpuppies]

I think Christopher Columbus thought that if you went from the Western Europe and sailed West you would end up in Western Asia, because nobody knew about America. When he got to America he thought it was India, thats why he called native Americans 'Indians'. TA DAA!!!!

.... I think thats right

[Ebilpixie]

@tweakz20 Why on earth would Texas become part of mexico again!?!? We spent for ever gaining our independence and then we had to get annexed by the US so i dont think that would be happening anytime soon.

[Ebilpixie]

Texas is big enough i think oregon and washington should be combined.

[TheShadowPrincesss]

we went from Holidays, to presidents, to states...This is why i love Zoey

[MegaPuppiesRock]

i would get rid of texas

[trombonechick88888]

If you have a statue problem then don't go to the capitol because they have a statue for every state, and it's of someone that did something special in that state, and some of them are really pointless

[mattheweunsworth4]

@trombonechick88888 they have two statues per state and each statue is very important

[trombonechick88888]

they had a holiday for like George Washington and one for Lincoln but they just lumped them together

[cicelyalyce1234]

Before you make a whole video talking about how stupid american holidays are.. Do some research or go back to Australia..

[kaykayandmegz]

Americans are awesome im american

[pnytailgrl]

3:23 is what I meant! haha

[pnytailgrl]

Haha at 3:20, she sounds constipated! XD

[iTzxHeLLJuMPERx]

Trevor92 fudge off America could kick canadas butt anyday dude u guys are the pussiez who produce crap like Justin beiber and crap and u no what u guys don't go to war because u guys r like France and lose every war I'f u guys would go to war

[strawberrysweetable]

@iTzxHeLLJuMPERx Hey hell jumper!! I'm a thirteen year old proud canadiene girl and at lest i know that are banks arent crubling to the ground. And btw we are in war in afghanistan.

[MissLFlechsig]

@iTzxHeLLJuMPERx Ok... I'm american. And you should REALLY not talk about a fellow country like that.

I'm a 13 year old girl, and even I know Canada is pretty fucking awesome.

ALSO: They are right over us.

We don't really know them or there army.

As far as we know they have a HUGE army and are just hiding it.

HOW FUCKED WOULD WE BE?

[mbrwn2003]

President’s day is a combination of Lincoln and Washington’s birthdays. Before they were celebrated on separate days (always on Mondays),but the government thought that it was un- productive for their employees to have two 3 day weekends off a year for almost the same thing, so now it’s just in one day.

[ReallyrRandomVideos]

-_- learn your american history Zoe!!!!!

[cutiepiepup12345]

none because everybody got annexed for a reason........to be part of the US:)

[anadazzle0101]

I feel hurt by this :( What if an american asked you to erase one of your "state" boreders? The reason we have so many is it took a long time to put together all of America. For example...New Hampsire was one of the first states because it was part of the colonies. there were like 13 states then for religious and political beliefs. THENNNNNNN 100 freaking years later we started finding and founding the western states bit by bit. THEREFORE there is 50 states in the United States of America. Thx(:

[MissLFlechsig]

@anadazzle0101 Yeah but the Dakotas need to man up and FRIECKEN combine already.

[XCCF2011]

I think I would just change New Mexico's name... or at least switch it with Texas' name lol.

[xoxsquidyxox]

South Dakota, North Dakota, eating vegetables together over a no-loger border creates "Dakota"

[TheXxawesomemehxX]

i would erase the border on alaska! wait thats not possibe...

[WhiteFire227]

Um you should listen to the song 50 nifty united states :) hehe. also ALABAMA! its kinda silly and its first in ABC order..... idk why tho!! >.<

[patientzero532]

All this time, and you STILL have no real talent.

An aspiring actress (?) from Australia comes to LA to get "discovered". No luck, so she makes this annoying-as-fuck channel, and tries to act overly cute, with her "stream of consciousness" drivel, to attract attention.

"If only they'd notice me... I'd become the next big thing! I KNOW I would...!"

(Good luck, sweetheart. Boobs, or go home.)

[IncendioFlames]

@patientzero532 haha if only yoou knew....zoe over here is apparently a very good actress....

[patientzero532]

@IncendioFlames Wow! What more credible endorsement than that!?: "Over here, she's apparently a good actress."

Hey, great. Take her back.

[IncendioFlames]

@patientzero532 um i live in the us, and i'm saying she is a good actress because she's acting the part of a girl named zoe and you think she really is zoe, which means she's done a good job of acting.....

[patientzero532]

@IncendioFlames Oh, well then you've got me. You're right.. this is her "alter ego". Whatever it is, it's annoying as fuck, and I hate that it's constantly showing up in my inbox.

[MelovingYou107]

well I had to look at a map 1st -_- ..but probaly Texas or Rhode Island

[xxLondanSoothesxx]

i would get rid of texas

[kjmola]

I figured a lot of people would say vermont...but then again, no one really knows about us up here :/

[KSanTV]

People need to stop being so but hurt. I'm American and I don't feel like She wasn't Bashing on Americans, she was talking about the stupid holidays that we so have. Take a joke. Haha it's funny how you all can be slap funny if she were to talk about another country and the second the U.S. comes up you're all of a sudden sensitive.

I mean really.....

[KristinDawnDee]

you guys are all getting mad cuz she's bashing america, im canadian.. do you realize how bashed we get? and im still a pround canadian

[patientzero532]

@KristinDawnDee Nobody gives a shit.

[Sarahchamberlain97]

Wow... All us Americans sound rather dumb on here, don't we.. Just to clarify, there are many states for important reasons. Some split during the Civil War because they didn't agree on the slavery issue. Also, it depend on where major cities were and who got first to the land that they wanted.

[marbelbAAg29]

I would take the state of Washington out of the United States because there is nothing special about the state!

[peanutbutterdanielle]

loll youre totally ripping on america, but whatever.



[kbh195]

I would get rid of D C im actully not sure if thats a real state or not

[bradkerr100]

canada...

[bioshock2bigsister]

hm... im canadian... so i think that i would get rid of alaska, and give it to......Russia!

[laroron]

I would get rid of Rhode Island. It's so small, I just found out it exists... It's WAY to small to be a state.

[audreyandbear4221]

Montana, That stupid half girl half rock-star person ruined it.

[awesomenessiscool123]

TEXAS.. who likes texas... they shoot people for going on there property.. they must have some crazy old people there

[ButterscotchHippo]

I keep noticing she wears a black bracelet on each wrist a lot

[fashionwhor3]

well i just saw you on the wonderful world of youtube and i added you cuz your funny and pretty and i like you clothes and this is getting a little bit creepy but i dont think anyone will read this so...also i believe alaska should be there own little state cuz lets face it no one really wants sarah palin to be eligible for the presidency cuz she probably would make every president a statue

[Bloodhound781]

I will probably not get picked so ill just say it...

I STILL USE MY BINKY

[RalphyToby1999]

If we're the "United States," then why do we have 50 friggin separate territories? REALLY united, huh?

[RalphyToby1999]

Nevada needs to go. I mean its already half-gone anyway, because no one cares about it! Plus, if it combined with California, it would be SO popular we would have to rename it like, Justin Bieberville or something to drive away tourists before it became over populated!

[audreyandbear4221]

@RalphyToby1999 okay 1 nevada has Las Vegas and what happens there stays there well that really didn't prove my point but it also has the hoover dam.

[mourningintheevening]

I would get rid of Nevada because it bothers me how people always get angry and argue with each other about how it's pronounced. Either someone should stand of a building and tell us how it's supposed to be pronounced, or we should get rid of it. I volunteer to be the person who stands on top of the building!

[peacehappinessxoxo]

speaking of presidents....wait what??

[tiarasue1229]

i think south Dakota and north Dakota should just make one Dakota y do we need two

[tweakz20]

give texas to mexico

[aliladance123]

i think ur cool and how old are u

[MyBoxRobot]

Lets get rid of the entire US altogether.

[TheSnoochOne]

I would eliminate the state of fear the gov. and mainstream news love to shove in our faces. Always focusing on how bad things are instead of working toward making them better yup that's our gov. gotta love em.

[robertosammono]

North and south dokata we only need one dokata

[eddiebertopsp]

NY

[epichappeningss]

I don't know why they have so many states on the east coast... they should just make a clay model of the east coast and then have a toddler at it. whatever happens... happens

[delicatelilflower88]

u wear weird pants lol try flowy skirts

[computernerd051]

Um...um....I don't know.

[TheMiirortri]

i would get rid of Alaska and give it to us in Canada! :D come on! please!

we will love alaska and cherish it!

[epichappeningss]

good ahead @TheMiirortri you can just go ahead and take that "I can see Russia from my house" bussiness

[ThatMerylGirl]

pleeeeeease please please do a video with your hair straightened!!! :D

[mc78celia]

If I could get rid of a state it would be Idaho because it's such a weird shape! What kind of shape is that?! I can't even describe it. Right triangle shaped maybe?

[mc78celia]

we just need a reason to stay home from work and school

[lovetwilightlovepll]

Ohio..they made me look like a fool.. I always stood by them in football.. then the cheated and cant be in anymore bowls.. I am the laughing stock of my school!!!!

[eragondragonator]

New Hampshire... What the hell makes it so new? It was one of the first colonies of the freaking U.S!

[BashenManTV]

We should get rid of Lousiana. Seriously, most of it's below sea level anyway. Lets just plant some explosives around the borders and send it off. Heck, we can even float it into the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and make it one giant felony prison.

And just to point it out...Washington was a slave owner. Franklin discovered electricity and is therefore the father of modern technology.

[TheGoodforSomething]

California. California just thinks its such hot shit.. Anyone from California thinks they're so original and cool, for what? I've been there its honestly not that great. I'm from Texas and I don't see too big a difference between the places!

[aldothegeek]

Speaking of Presidents...... Wait what?

[2kagomelover12]

i would erase the borders between all the states that have the same name but are split up anyway! it doesnt make sense to just double them up like that! we could cut down 3 states just by combining em with its own kind! like North Dakota + South Dakota= Dakota.

West Virginia + Virginia= Virginia

and South Carolina + North Carolina= Carolina

[LadyofBakerStreet]

Yay! I didn't think anyone but me knew "It's a Lovely Day Today!"

Washington's on the $1 so we can see him all the time. How often do YOU get a $100 bill???

Let's get rid of Utah. Unless someone from there know "It's a Lovely Day Today...."

[number1abbE]

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[number1abbE]

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[number1abbE]

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[PatchHasFallen]

i say montana. whenever you see a map of businesses and where they are located across the country, they go across the states and under montana. there is nothing there! NOT EVEN DUNKIN DONUTS!

[wizardview]

All of them!!!!!!!!!

[dededede800]

Columbus day- If he hadn't "discovered" America, no Europeans would have come until later, and there wouldn't be that many people here.

Presidentas Day- A bunch of the really important President's birthdays are around then, and it's just easier to combine the days.

One Dollar Bill- The one dollar bill is the most used bill, so you see his face the most.

The states are important because we have people in charge from every state which helps with chaos. There's 50.

And I would get rid of Ohio.

[Jessicaruso2014]

I say take new jersey out and make new york control them! haha

[Key5Purple]

@Jessicaruso2014 but then what would happen to jersey shore? the world would be a much better place, actually.

[MellowDrammatic]

Oregon its just there they say fame in Hollywood fashion in new York umm cows in Texas beaches in Miami but whats in Oregon

[singinstar717]

no tops comments?...FIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSS­SSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

didn't think that was gonna work

[Zazh124]

Alaska because it is just sitting in the corner of the map of CANADA. when you learn about Canada you shouldn't have Alaska in the corner! IT IS JUST ANNOYING!! call it the wonderful world of Zoe.

[blazingangel101]

North and South Carolina... JUST MAKE IT CAROLINA! :)

[happyjimbob23]

and plz stop making mistakes there not as funny as u think

[happyjimbob23]

i would get rid of Rhone Island it is just way to small

[SushiRapBonnie12347]

alaska. no one lives there except sarah palin and we can get rid of her.

also the polar bears would be soooo happy if we just packed up and left.

[cutiepiepup12345]

Anything but the 28th state (Texas)it's the best place ever

[HaAntics]

@cutiepiepup12345 Yup :D

[Divastar136]

george washington is on the one dollar bill because he is number one

west virgina should go back to virgina

why did they even spilt anyway????

[the0epic0coke0of0kl]

i would get rid of all the states whats the point if sates anyway just take england could london be a state and leeds and manchester??!!

[HannahLovesYouu456]

I would get rid of the border between North and South Dakota ((whats the point of having a north and a south state??)) and get rid of the borders of all the upper right states in that little point thing at the top of the American map..Because whats the point of all those tiny states?? But anyway..I would get rid of Montana *Cause of HANNAH Montana* ((:

[MeetHolly]

@HannahLovesYouu456 u have offended me! i am from south dakota!

[HannahLovesYouu456]

@MeetHolly I didn't mean TAKE AWAY South Dakota, I just said I'd take away the border between the two :P

They'd still be there, I promise!!!

Sorry =//

[Mambo1061]

Ummmm...All the states r fine too me 

[MsCocoMochoCoco]

Okayy, if you don't like America..and nothing makes sense to you. Why are you here?

[Epistinimically]

@MsCocoMochoCoco can you link me to the part where she says she doesn't like the us?

[misterolichip]

erase all the states and rename the country misterolichip land

[naomiuvb]

ummm.............george washington was the 1st prez so hes on the one dollar bill..........also like, its the most common. america has explained :P

[hannahthehiccup]

It's funny how the United States is called "America", when that is the name of an entire continent XD (aka. North and South America). How did the rest of us lose our name? lol

[777Zachary777]

yeah America should just say to the British... sorry, yeah we screwed up, can we come back? not like a colony under much infulence... besides we are all ENGLISH Speakers yes???

[MsHellurKitty]

Lets all just become part of England or something...British people already took our movies with their "special" British accents..EVEN AMERICANS HAVE TO TALK BRITISH IN MOVIES ABOUT AMERICA. Thats sad..

Join us for our rebelliance. Now.

[MrQuoteMan]

@MsHellurKitty

I guess you could argue that Canada is part of England. Seeing as the Queen is still our figure head.

[emalefayay1012579]

Wyoming. Nobody cares about them.

[emalefayay1012579]

We should turn west Virginia into Virginia so that your amount of states would be right. :D

[lgnstk123]

i say just make it one big chuck norrisland

[ntheawesome896]

Wyoming. No one likes wyoming. You can combine it with Montana because no one reallt likes them either :) jk

[Swaggererfication]

We can sell Alaska and make pueto rico a state.... Just an Idea :P

[shoonger001]

FUCK columbus day! *im native btw*... if anything i would add states

[fastcarkenny]

Hmm. Let's combine Virginia and West Verginia. At least there is a North and a South Dakota...

[jonnybegood83]

Iowa; this is for anyone that has had to drive across it, or been stuck behind an Iowan plated car that is going 10 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane no matter what state they are in... just sayin'.

[Mohirrim]

You're starting to get an accent Zoe. Watch that shit.

[arkangelares]

California.

[MyMusicDuck]

hey it's another day to get out of school... DONT TAKE AWAY OUR VACATION DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxxkidd13xxxx]

Canada . That's a state right?

[OldSocksVideos]

California. 'Cause I'm Lex Luthor.

[yizadaenergiza]

Ok so you know what I don't understand? Is Australia an independent country, like completely free from British control? Completely legitimate question because I know the Queen has some kind of power in their politics and she's still on their money. I just don't get that system of government....

[Mohirrim]

@yizadaenergiza We part of the commonwealth yes. We have a prime minister and A governor General that is kind of like the Queen's rep for aus. But essentially we do what we want cause the queen doesn't do much anymore. We have a separate government and all that stuff.

[777Zachary777]

@Mohirrim YAY AUSTRALIA!!!!!

[OrcaBot]

Wyoming. It already doesn't exist, so really it makes sense.

[KandraysWay]

North and South Carolina. They should be combined into ONE state.

[SparksOfLogic]

Merge "Colorado" and "Wyoming"; Name it "Coloring".

[KristinConner96]

Alabama. Do I really need to explain why?

[likejasminelove]

i would get rid of peensylvania its spelled funny :) that makes me laugh

[LogoLaughs]

minnesota, wisconsin, and michigan would be New Canada.

[MrAlanGrey]

Texas. They have one of the most ineffective education systems in the country, but textbook companies actually let them dictate what content is proper for the whole nation.

[CrispyGreyMatter]

Texas. But, only under the condition that the people that live there have to go away.

[gigilo67]

i would get rid of kentucky i mean no one wants a state named after that place