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  • Perfect Dark 64 was just Perfect, in this piece o shit the characters looks like fucking Bratz i just hate it ¬¬

  • I hate her voice in this one

  • This guy can levitate mountains but when it comes to blocking bullets he's worthless. Man that's just fucking stupid. I get angrier every time I watch this bullshit.

  • Microsoft killed every game studio they ever touched!

  • Microsoft kiled perfect dark =(

  • @davemohps3 agree

  • @davemohps3

    Not only that, they cancelled the sequel to the N64 version, Perfect Dark Core. What a shame, the day Nintendo sold Rare to Micosoft is the day Rare lost its creativity. In truth, they turn into shit.

  • TNh am a huge fan of perfect dark, but i hate the "perfect dark zero" it look dam wit lame story n i even hate the gun, ilove n i think perfect dark n64 gun are better

  • this game is fucked up T_T

  • ok this is stupid... a dark sim would make a better boss -.-

  • Still better than CoD.

  • @RangerofBlenderland Look here everyone.. Another angry n00b =P

  • magic and bullets.. really?

  • this game would have been a slight better if the graphics didnt make them look like oily barbies and it actually had music themes and elements taken from the original PD.

    seriously...

    i hope in the far future they see this mistake and go to remake this game like they have (game developers) their other games.

  • 1 thing I dont get with PDZero is how the character modelling is done in a cartoon style, and the engine is totally different. Its actually very clunky, it really was a mess of a game. I dont even mind the whole prequel, younger Joanna Dark thing, its just the game itself doesnt feel like Perfect Dark. I think even microsoft realized how much they messed this up, cus they seem to hav classic PD from N64 ported over now to Xbox Live. I honestly wish Rare never got bought out tho.

  • why did they have to ruin a perfect game :(

  • i like the first one better

  • i hate this game

  • this is a spoiler for me :3

  • Hate that gun ha :L

  • Perfect Dark N64 Rules forever, and Snes Killer Instinct !

  • And another thing... How the f.ck does Joanna go from being a witty, and actually funny character with a formal accent in the original, to this stupid slut?

  • @Peanoob I totally agree with you on that!

    This Joanna is a fucking joke, she's like a teenager or something.

    What a horrible outcome to an amazing game. -.-

  • @Peanoob because perfect dark zero is three years before perfect dark

    Perfect Dark: 2023

    Perfect Dark zero: 2020

    so yeah in this game she is a teenager and if you dont believe me, see the perfect dark history dude :)

    

  • What an absolute embarrassment of a game. Was it intended to be a comedy or did the guy in the all black just make me laugh out loud for no reason? I mean look at the way he gestures and his super-flaming homo stance afterward. Microsoft should be ashamed. Leave FPS games to the professionals for humanity's sake

  • @Peanoob funny enough one of the most acclaimed FPS came from MS (halo series)

  • who else thinks it's awesome that she has a walther p99??

  • This is the most hilarious boss fight ever.

    By the way: Dat outfit.

  • @ratmrulesyou1 thats true

  • shooting Alien monsters was ALOT more fun than shooting asians...

  • what the ..fuck is this? this isnt the perfect i knew as a kid. Joanna dark is british and what we have is a boss from mortal combat

  • damn, Joanna Dark's voice actress is TERRIBLE!

  • Part of what made the original N64 game so great was how well it payed homage to classic sci-fi films such as Blade Runner and Aliens, not only in visual style but also in its overall dark tone (hence the name Perfect Dark). But what we have here is a complete disconnect to the first game's atmosphere, instead opting for random cartoon supernatural BS. I think this is why it didnt do so well... Also whats up with Carrington(boss?) outfit? ><

  • What the fuck is with this wrong accent shit?

  • This looks stupid. No connection to the original.

  • PD is better than PDZ

  • Wow retarded Game for retarted people

  • i liked both perfect dark games im a fan over all

  • @spar1993 some one with 1993 in there name? GTFO

  • @spar1993 You mean all 4? there is the n64 version, an xbla version of that, Perfect Dark Zero ,and a gameboy version that acts as a prequel.

  • @NanoSuitUser059 the xbla is the same as n64 version just better graphics. then i didnt know there was a gb version

  • i hate how microsoft keeps mixing games with crap that doesnt even make sense. example: banjo kazzoie with f--king cars and perfect dark with some avatar crap with a game like yakuza where all u do is kill japanese ppl. I never saw black bad guys in perfect dark n64!

  • @ShadowReaperAD They're Chinese, but anyway, this game wasn't bad though. I liked Joanna's redesign more than her original. But yeah Microsoft is really screwing up Rare. but I liked Banjo-Kazooie: N&B...

  • @ShadowReaperAD are you saying there cant be black bad guys? racist

  • @ShadowReaperAD that why to me PD is only a one game series

    this excuse for prequel is even worse than the GBC version (another prequel which appear a little bit after the N64 release)

  • @ShadowReaperAD He's chinese lol. 

  • @ShadowReaperAD WHAT?

    

  • @ShadowReaperAD There were black bad guys in PD.It was the head model that sneered.

  • @ShadowReaperAD Thats why I hope, microsoft sells rare eventually, so that rare can work with Nintendo again like in old SNES- and N64-times.

  • this sucks, perfect dark n64 is the best, this is a piece of shit.

  • Why say this looks like shit it's an old xbox game

  • What's with tha bad voice acting and the characters weird moment poses?

  • Perfect Dark XBLA belongs on Retail Disc instead of PDZ. Will Perfect Dark 2 ever happen? Rare should've stayed with nintendo (WiiU comes 2012 and has HD graphics so a Perfect Dark 2 would've been perfect now...)

  • Oh Rare....

  • wow this graphics look like shit

  • The music is fuckin Awesome!!!!

  • What the fuck spirituality mysticism bullshit, Joanna Dark non British accent. wow. they totally fucked up this game.

  • THEY NEED TO REMAKE PERFECT DARK FOR XBOX JUST IMAGINE THE STORY BUT WITH HD GARPHICS AND ONLINE MULTIPLAYER LIKE COD YOU COULD BE USING FALCONS AND SLAYERS AND ALL THE OTHER GUNS IN BIG TDMS AND OBJECTIVE GAMES!!!!

  • @GoldMPL They did

  • This game would be much better had they removed 2 things: "Perfect" and "Dark". It's not a terrible game, it's alright, and it does have some pretty good moments. (IE That last dialogue between Jo and Li) But it has almost NOTHING to do with Perfect Dark, they tried to throw in too much without explaining, making the game more of a reference than anything. Play it for the quick joy trip that it is, then send it back to the bargain bin.

  • @Shuda51 Actually, this was a good prequel that showed how Joanna joined the Carrington Institute, but yes, they can't end the franchise with a prequel. They should make new games, in way to link the original Perfect Dark and this one.

  • @walecs2 Right. My concern with how she joined was that it pretty much boiled down to "We hate carrington, oh, there's Carrington troops, they saved me, let me do this mission for them, END GAME."

  • Why does this game have such outdated graphics?

  • @actionist2009 Because it was a launch title. It's like if I said the original perfect dark had shit graphics. Technology advances kid, one day crysis 2 will look outdated. This game looks outdated because it fucking is!

  • @IblisFire666 Going back to my previous point, I seen games (such as 007 Nightfire) had better graphics then THIS game. and it came out in like 2001. You call me a kid, in yet the story line sounds like it came from the mouth of a 5 year old. but you support the game. The game is cheap, materialistic and embarrassing. The only thing decent about this game was it's shooting mechanism. and WTF is up with that annoying spy camera that makes that horrendous noise and the wimpy sounded dudes? 

  • @actionist2009 So I'm 5 years old for stating my opinion? Isn't gameplay what makes a game and not graphics. And no, i'm not saying I'm supporting this game, I just got tired of people who constantly diss the graphics.

  • @IblisFire666 The gameplay was decent, but FAR FAR FAR from revolutionary or the best. It played like a very small and unenspired game.

  • @IblisFire666 Going back to my previous point, I seen games (such as 007 Nightfire) had better graphics then THIS game. and it came out in like 2001. You call me a kid, in yet the story line sounds like it came from the mouth of a 5 year old. but you support the game. The game is cheap, minimalistic and embarrassing. The only thing decent about this game was it's shooting mechanism. and WTF is up with that annoying spy camera that makes that horrendous noise and the wimpy sounded dudes?

  • omg this is Perfect Dark not Fable

  • I can'r believe it. This is pure #$%^&*

  • u know people,so what. they may messed it up but its kinda a remake to me but more weapons

  • What a pitty this game

  • Hopefully the next game explains how she got her british accent

  • It was a sad thing to see Rare go, along with the franchise and all that bureaucracy ... but if I'm not mistaken, Retro Studios cropped up in conjunction with that split because the core of the original Rare team stayed loyal to Nintendo and the good relationship of their business. After all, it can be seen that Retro Studios is a masterful group of developers. I also think Iguana might have something to do with comprising Retro Studios ... and they did phenomenal things with Turok on the N64.

  • @danijmay Microsoft got em. Their time was numbered.

  • @Zylo587 It looks like you're missing the point of what I'm saying.

  • @danijmay PDZ was being made for gamecube. If it had been released, Perfect Dark would have been Nintendo's M franchise. But Nintendo didn't expect MS to buy Rare out. Since then, their games haven't been the same.

  • @Zylo587 Rare were falling out with nintendo long before that, nintendo wanted cutesy games from them and to spite them they made conkers :)

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  • To be honest, the game was alot better on the N64. The prequel had too much cartoon like graphics, i was expecting something like Unreal 3 or Call of Duty.

    Rare was a lot better working with Nintendo in the past, right now their games have gone stale.

  • @spoonmonkey14 They never "worked" with Nintendo other than On Starfox Adventures. Otherwise they were just publishing what they made.

  • Everytime I see some gameplay of Kameo or Perfect Dark Zero, I always remember the early Xbox 360 days... Memories... Memories...

  • u fucking pwn

  • hmmm..... nah... the ending would be better if it had a patronising alien called elvis in it

  • fuck this shit

  • i know a real easy way to beat this game take out the disk break it and get the N64 perfect dark on xbla

  • "i have built an empire"  my frequent headshots beg to differ

  • TERRIVEL esse jogo, destruiram com o original lançado em 2000 pro N64.

    Isso é um lixo total e nao merece nem ser jogado

  • if you listen closely u can hear the credit theme in between from the original n64 perfectdark

  • Hate these kind of boss battles, this was such a lame game! way to go ms fucking destroyed perfect dark for me

  • Wow, most boring ending ever.

  • has got to be the sissyest run up ever

  • I think its funny that the soldier was trying to ward off the falling walls with his hand as they came crashing down.

  • I wish today's FPS games were like this- a great single player and story... Today's FPS games have abandoned this, in favour of online multiplayer. Cod and Halo are still fun, but I just wish some of today's shooters still had the single player goodness.

  • Easiest boss in the world?

  • Carrington is Scottish? O.O

  • I dont like the graphics they sucks!!!!!

  • @LD1E60 For a 360 Launch title, they're pretty darn good.

    But, for you greedy kids, excellent graphics are a given. *Sigh*

  • @Lannnyto Yeah idiot!

    I didnt mean that I mean that for the type of game like that action shooter the graphics are someway important

    But dont judge me like that is just that I see this video cuz some guy told me it has awesome graphics

    But Im not like those ignorant kids that thinks that the graphics are the most important thing

    My majority favorite games are actually the old ones (resident evil, super mario 64, sonic from sega genesis, Pokemon, etc...) so dont judge me like that ignorant!!!

  • @LD1E60 You say I'm ignorant, but you judge a launch title for it's graphics.

    You see the problem here?

  • where's her accent she is supposed to have an accent that is a mixture of a whole bunch of dialects

  • I prefer the old Joanna, with brown, short hair, and that voice that didn't sound old, and didn't sound too young. Just right.

  • this game dissapointed me sooo soo much...

  • @Jono1874 why?

  • @st2567tyreload Because I am a huge fan of the N64 game. I just, couldn't stand this game. It just wasn't fun.

  • when you first began fighting it reminded me of turok 2's final boss

  • I've spent many hours, (actually over 40 twenty four hour days in the combat simulator) of this game on N64. I was really looking forward to the new version of this game, I've never played it, many people are disappointed and so am I. The 64 game was prolly my favorite game of all time, the new game looks like every other garbage game.

  • This game was such a disappointment for me... I loved Perfect Dark. I felt Perfect Dark Zero had a lot of potential that it just didn't live up to.

    The graphics were improved, and some of the new weapons were cool, but that's just not enough for me. The story was terrible, it didn't feel like a real Perfect Dark prequel, and a lot of the levels were seriously underdeveloped (any idea how many times I found AI facing walls, or AI that failed to notice me despite being right in front of them?)

  • hahah, he tripped like a moron

  • First time I've watched any Perfect Dark zero in-game footage and all I have to say is: THEY CHANGED JOANNAS VOICE ACTOR?! D=<

  • lol, that's how an epic shooter like the original PD becomes a new Prince of Persia or some shit with swords and magic powers... Rare is no been missed in Nintendo consoles.

  • when did carrington start wearing kilts?

  • Joanna has a nice body

  • a k jalado 

  • damn rare really has changed,there games are not nearly as great as the N64 games they made,They Raped Banjo Kazooie They Raped Joanna dark and They Raped Conker in there cheap remake of Bad Fur Day with the multiplayer really fuckin gayer,why did they change the multiplayer for,it was so flawless in the N64 version with the throwing knifes and Katana's and shit! would of been awesome if they hadnt changed it and has online.

  • This game SUCKS so bad!!! why couldn't they make it ANYTHING like the legendary N64 version that is the best first person shooter of all time!? Shit, they even fucked up her look!!! This game is PITIFUL!!!

  • @originoo10 The only reason why Perfect Dark was so good is that it is actually Goldeneye in the future! They tried to make a regular FPS, and the fans HATE it.

  • Now I see why this game is terrible.

  • This game should have spent another year in development.

  • n64 version > this

  • c'mon men youre a shit in the puntery and also use the plasm!!!! who say me anything take this .l.

  • it still hurts as a die hard perfect dark fan just how shitty this game was :(

  • This game is 100% shit compared to the N64 version ....

  • @davidgr2

    I agree with you completely. Thats why i got Call of Duty 2 instead of the crappie prequel.

  • @davidgr2

    This is meant to be a prequel, but unfortunately Rare made the game look less realistic than it should AND to kill it off more, Joanna Dark has an American accent. Carrington and Jo had a British accent. FOOLS!

  • @davidgr2

    Dude, truth to be told. Rare has lost its creativity ever since Nintendo sold them to Microsoft.

  • @davidgr2 how? I do like the N64 version better but what is it about this game besides the horrible multiplayer that makes shame the N64 game?

  • @hackensac worse story, and no weird aliens with big heads, or green monster aliens.

  • @davidgr2 You're an idiot.

  • @AliminiumHydroxide I'm a idiot? OK.... Is it because I think Perfect Dark on N64 is way better than this shitty prequel? The only good thing about this game has to offer is decent graphics. The game delivers an abysmal multiplayer, very short campaign, and a horrible story that doesn't connect to the sequal.So please tell me how is this a better game?

  • @davidgr2 "I'm a idiot?" says it all really. The only real point of criticism there was that the campaign was short. However the campaign is more replayable than most. For instance there were multiple difficulty settings and you could choose your loadout for each mission which enabled players to retry missions with a different weapon. How was the multiplayer "abysmal", and how was the story "horrible"?

    BTW, I never said that PDZ was better.

  • @AliminiumHydroxide You are the idiot if you think this game is good and hols up to other games out these days.

  • @UndercoverCracker Care to explain how, instead of rambling like a deranged lunatic kid.

  • @AliminiumHydroxide How about you play the game to find out...and if you have you should know it fails in many ways.

  • The boss seemed too easy to beat & the Walther P99 was good though.

  • It's not the same as the N64's first game.

    BUT, It looks like a good game though.

  • Wait. Why is Jo American all of a sudden?

  • @CapnKirkus Why, indeed? Part of her charm was the sexy British accent.

  • @CapnKirkus She was born in Alanta in the N64.

  • Forget this game ever existed and go buy Perfect Dark XBLA.

  • @Shadowz41

    I still love this game as a lot of other players

  • @dabadoco That's all well and good but it doesn't stop it from being completely inferior to the original in every aspect.

  • I liked the multiplayer on this one. The story sucked, of course.

  • 5 stars for the kilt...and video ofc :D

  • I can't believe that guy is wearing a fucking kilt.

  • lol carrington in a kilt

  • that boss battle was wayyyy to easy,voice overs suck,characters are cheezy....i swear this looked like a budget title...maybe microsoft should've left rare alone

  • @stilldreamyn HEy, dont say that, with the new updated Perfect dark original coming to Xbox Live Arcade, and how Ken Lobb ( The guy who helped rare with PD and goldeneye) said that he didnt like Perfect dark zero and is trying to remaster the classics! :D

  • since microsoft bought 'rare' the only thing they're doing is remaking games.. (conquer bad furday and perfect dark) to be honest its the only games i knew they released since under microsoft and to be honest those games didnt need to be updated...that y they're 'classics'

  • What does an asian god have to do with Perfect dark? 0/5. The original was much better.:(

  • @CoDDeminator

    PDZ wasn't even a spiritual sequel, so lets not talk of this matter ever again.

  • datadyne was created by asians suposely and that guy was the president founder or what ever

  • Good thing this crap was a prequel.

  • the first game was a masterpiece.

    this one was a huge let down

  • gun play does not fit killing a china god lol. martial arts would be better sword to sword combat...

  • Don't worry comrades, since the Perfect Dark 64 game is coming to XBLA Rare will redeem themselves for this atrocity.

  • *Thumbs up*

  • Technically they didn't remove the accent, since this game is set before the events of the first game (heh). And while the game was developed by Rare, it was clearly not made by the same team that made the original, seeing as the original is one of the best games in the world, and PDZ is one of the worst -.-

  • first one was amazing.. don't even want to try this one.

  • perfect dark was ok if i t was just a game by itself and not "perfect dark"

    the storyline was alright. i admit they shouldve fixed soem things.

    and for the character

    WTF why did they remove her aaccent??! if they wanted the story to make sense they should have at LEAST kept the accent.

    and the outfit..if you look at the CI's outfits compared pd to pdz its odd.

    as for her hair..it was ok..its just too...off...

  • It's glowy magical artifacts in Perfect Dark!

    How out of place!

    Of course, the original was all about alien conspiracy, but at least that's still compatible with a world governed by the laws of science... Now with all this grall business, all Rare has to do if they get stumped is say "a wizard did it!"

    Bad move, but not the worst. The worst move was getting rid of Joanna's accent! DUDES! seriously! That's like making Bond not British anymore! Let's hope they retcon this out of canon...

  • yeah, i agree with you...i mean they shouldve at lease had the voice actress to a slight accent...wouldve made it slightly better :/

  • I never played this game, but it looks like a disappointment. And, you know, whenever I think of Perfect Dark, I IMMEDIATELY associate it with that hot British accent of Joanna's~

    Yuck...this was...SO very anticlimactic...

  • It's not a disappointment...it's a HUGE OMG WTF disappointment XD

    Trust me, it really sucks compared to 64's PD..it's funny how a game released more than 5 years before this is so much better in everything

  • That sounds really sad...thank goodness for the remake, which looks beyond awesome. I'm glad for all you 360 guys out there; Perfect Dark finally gets the justification it deserves. And maybe we'll get a PROPER sequel next time ^_^

  • This game is alright but it goes over the top i agree with what Calvers06 and adamdrouillard are saying.

    The game it so deaprted from the the orginal, i hope a new Perfect Dark is reliaed wihich carries on from the first.