Glenn Beck Appears In Revealing Documentary About Brooke Alvarez's Childhood As Russian Cosmonaut

[paxik]

Is that really Glenn Beck or some look-alike? Can't really tell, Onion is so good at misleading...

[Penorsenkio]

They used the russian union flag rather than the soviet one.

[Kouta13]

Why is Glenn Beck still alive?

[Badlogic2]

Maybe Beck just doesn't understand that comedy shoudln't be on Fox news

[958269955]

@Badlogic2 But... they do it almost as well as the Onion.

[westben2000]

as much as I hate glenn beck i got to give it to him for being a sport

[Saebeck32]

Beck is a disgrace to America.

[a1s2d3f4g5q1w2e3]

0:40 gotta love the fake russian

[Sacaen]

Oh Jane Carmichael, watch your back. We ALL know that's you.

[TheChestnutBowl]

I don't like Glenn Beck, but kudos to him for having a sense of humor.

[sneakertri]

glen beck?????? knew he was fuckin with us the whole time

[thelearning1]

Glenn Beck was a writer for the onion, then he got fired and started his show.

[adolphbot]

Glenn Beck isn't working for The Onion, nor is he in it for the attention; he's the joke!

[TaiMaiShews]

Lmao..The last name Alvarez doesn't fit with the Russian story.

[themelc]

That old lady does some awsome acting!

[FilipinoObjectivist]

Glenn nailed it! Haha.

[TheYouwontgetit]

wasn't it sort of obvious that glenn beck was doing onion news all the time...? ...or did you think those were real news...???

[wwefanworld2]

lmao Glenn Beck

[michaellucianojr]

Brooke Alvarez, you are out of this world!

[ikurasake]

1971? Daaayum, you old but fine.

[kwaal]

Didn't onion do a "Victim Of Car Crash Tragically Not Glenn Beck" story only a little while ago?!

[Textra1]

I tell you, Glenn Beck is a deep cover, Colbert-like satirist.

[pirsocau]

beck makes a better comedian than political pundit imo

[ibm6789]

XD haha, I am so happy Glenn Beck made an appearance, just perfect

[VonCouch]

Onion, don't you dare try to make me like Glenn Beck. Don't you dare.

[endersshadowa]

Emotional wreck-Beck finally found a network where he belongs, perfect home for him.

[kyebean]

Glenn Beck has a sense of humor???? paradox in the time space continuum

[oliver53353]

get to the joke quicker

[laputadetumadre11]

The Brooke Alvarez skits are the least funny and most cornball skits in the onion.

[3DInteractiveGun]

I KNEW IT! Glenn Beck was working for The Onion the whole time.

[saleri]

Glenn, when you were pushed off the road and into a ditch, why didn't you die?

[supermanXL]

no wonder Brooke is a cruel, cold-heart ed bitch

[salvo711]

Glenn Beck is a little less of a scumbag for this little cameo.

[killraven123]

If they make dollar bills like Pokémon cards, the economy would get a huge boost from the increased trading.

[heymisterderp]

This really helps me understand American media punditry better.

[Thorpe741]

Shame on you Onion! Glen Beck? Now have have sunk lower than whale turds.

[Ivan951]

I dont care or like this character brooke alvarez she should not be the onions bread and butter fuck! PS beck is old news.

[gaguchi]

lol this is worst russian i have read in a while

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

Glen Beck STILL hasn't been killed in a car accident?! This just proves there is no god.

[dwyImike]

This is perfect.

[BlindMangoTV]

Don't make judgements of Glenn Beck based off what you hear others say, sure he can be a bit odd sometimes but you can actually learn a thing or two about history and how screwed up this country and the world is by watching his show.... Or you can just keep watching the mainstream media who we all know is so much more honest....

[manwithcam15]

Internet people: Dude gleen beck is stupid, he used to be on fox ahhahaa

Fuck internet people

[Conquestidore]

@manwithcam15 What are you talking about? You're saying Beck isn't stupid?

[slodude66]

@manwithcam15 And so was Brooke Alvarez. Check out Susan Sena's web-site.

[2qewl4u]

@camTroid But it's true.. he's a racist scumbag.

[moriya2k2]

How the heck did they get Glenn Beck to do this, after The Onion had a story wishing him dead?

[theHaxprocessor]

Holy Fucking Shit they actually got Glenn Beck...?!

[MrBalonko]

Russia wins again.First child sent in space that came back :).

[zippomage]

oh the rampant condescension.

[spamodell]

It's too bad that everyone who knows how to fix all of the worlds problem in one easy step are all busy making YouTube comments

[AarinHikaKao]

I don't agree with Glenn Beck's views, but the fact that he appeared on the Onion makes him seem like a pretty swell guy. :)

[dogigniter]

lost its funniness - take a look at the Daily Mash and get back to me

[Smax714]

I find it funny that youtube commenters think they know how politics work....lol

[Vmt16]

@Smax714 Not even politicians know how politics work. If they did, we all wouldn't be so fucked all the time.

[FaultYesteryear]

onion used to be funny...

[pwnd331]

@FaultYesteryear you used to not be an ass...

[To411u]

LOL Brooke ur awesome.

[sentineloffreedom]

People unsubbed just because Glen Beck made an appearance? Wow, way to not act like a child lol I hate politics

[gmorfinz]

I don't know, I'd like to hear brooke's side of the story

[peplegal32]

Glenn Beck??? I'm starting to beleive The Onion is a fictional news source...

[DerSchnurrbart]

I heard Brooke Alvarez tore the face off the chimp.

[TheGiantRobot]

Sorry, too soon. Glenn Beck is still alive. It will be funny to see him after he's been dead for 5 minutes.

[GearFourth]

People are really disliking this because of Glenn Beck? For fuck sake, this is his most believable and fitting outlet.

[Draivynn]

Glen Beck is on! Ooh awesome I subbed!

:-D

[TRiBViDs]

Lol, I think Glenn Beck just won the internet for being part of the Onion lol

[mardonius12345]

So this is what Brooke is going to look like in a couple of years.

[PeakOilCountdown]

Glenn Beck appearance = I unsubbed. I don't want to hear why; I don't care.

G

[bloodpollen]

the smart people are the ones who are laughing because Glenn Beck *is* in it... (of course Glenn is going to blame his problems on the cosmonaut who has had traumatic encounters with apes.. she's an intelligent beacon to the future and he doesn't trust or like anyone smarter than himself. Given a choice, Glenn would side with the apes.) hoohoohaahaa. The Onion wins.

[dillonator42]

Dunno what everyone's hating about, Glenn Beck only appears to say he was almost killed when his car was pushed into a ditch- something everyone can enjoy, really.

[wydok]

I'm impressed Beck agreed to appear

[Mcheetah]

I'm starting to wonder why I'm still even subscribed to this...

[iannetta11]

Who are you kidding? The chimp never had a chance!

[culwin]

This wasn't really funny, and the presence of the dickhead didn't help either.

[steelydrwu]

another reference to "Water" bleh meh

[ammyanne]

Funny!

[soupduj0ur]

Fuck glenn beck

[ydna2]

disliked because the story was stupid, not because of who was in it (though that was kinda dumb too)

[ZotoBROD]

This really happened...

[jeremyfinch]

LOVE ME SOME BECK!

[Tyres2]

no sure if Glenn Beck or mister Dimitri can talk. :-?

[numba4ondacourt]

HATE GLENN BECKKKK!!!

[CamTroid]

LOL at all the people raging "GLEN BEKC IS EVILL CAUZ DATZ WUT ALL TEH SM4RT PEEPLE ON INTERWEBS SAY!!!111"

[williamkendrick]

@CamTroid LOL @camtroid for attempting to troll. everyone knows glen beck is an alien sent to dominate our minds with bullshit.

[865Kyle]

@CamTroid I think the more important fact is that most news today is just for entertainment. Lets just be honest on most news networks it consists of 99% commentary and 1% factual news.

[yosoyjosue]

NEVER FEATURE GLENN BECK IN A VIDEO AGAIN!!! Better that I don't have to see his ugly face.

[justaguy12345]

Jane Carmichael, we can recognize your voice! You're not fooling anyone!

[keenfrizzle]

Hahaha Glenn Beck trololololol

[theshredator]

Call me crazy, but I still prefer "Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck."

[wwaalltthheerr]

run out of stories, ha?

[wolfekeeper]

IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR NOW!

[McLir]

The Onion is one of the most respected news sources in America. That it would sully its airwaves with a rodeo clown such as Beck is a shame.

[eddiespencer1]

I'm shocked Glenn didn't cry!!! Where are the tears, Glenn? Where are the tears?

[Offended83Shadow]

Seriously.... Onion FAIL and i love the onion ps fuck beck. he would have only have been funny if he was off script with a magic marker ranting about soviets nazi obama. ie his normal psycho self

[Jeremiah2450]

Beck is kinda goofy anyways so it fits, plus Brooke tried to kill him so...

[Fancysymbol]

Beck is a person too..just cuz he had an evil show doesnt make him horrible for everything

[lsudolemite]

I don't know what's better: the video itself or the endless snarky, sanctimonious liberal nerdrage that follows.

[modelmajorpita]

They need to either find better writers or admit they don't have enough funny material for a full show each week. This is crap.

[kentacheese1]

shut up about glenn beck, he is only in their for like 2 seconds...

[farneyblakeley]

there needs to be a separate channel for unfunny onion vids, they should put them with those pop-culture people wherever they went. Alvarez sucks, bring back Andrea Bennett

[jeisensei]

1971!? How old are you!?

[gamerunknown]

Why do people criticise Glenn Beck and not Eliot Spitzer? Well, Glenn Beck is happy to work for a network that functions as the propaganda machine for the Republican party, deliberately misinforming their viewers under the tagline "Fair and Balanced". One can get comprehensive critiques of Fox News confabulating by watching LiberalViewer's videos or the documentary "Outfoxed". Satire has always been used to oppose orthodoxy, which is probably why so many Onion viewers can recognise a charlatan.

[gamerunknown]

@gamerunknown

Shall we address Eliot Spitzer? He opposed against draconic and repressive legislation, then was convicted under draconic and oppressive legislation. I'm no fan of pornography or prostitution, I agree with Noam Chomsky on that issue... but there's a pretty big difference between paying $1500 dollars to have sex with a consenting professional and paying $10m dollars because you sexually harassed a workmate. Especially when one is part of a Church that holds adultery to be a sin.

[jeb31415]

Onion is on a steady trajectory towards being a mainstream news network.

[Dicktaa]

Onion news is too classy for Glenn Beck.

[Jugularkill]

OMG Onion just made Glenn Beck look sane.

What the f**k are you doing,

Mite as well invite Michele Bachmann too so we can have more uncomfortable silence.

[rampage241]

this is a new low for the onion. NONE of this was funny.

[FoolieFishing]

What is Glenn doing there!? You can't serve two lords...Wait maybe that doesn't aply to mormons...

[CyborgClown]

Forced to fight a chimpanzee?! That's hardcore man.

[alacar91]

whats dispaire

[Helmholz42]

To all the folks pissed that an actor made an appearance on a fake television show: to you, I repeat the age old mantra, "Fuck em' if they can't take a joke."

[Elyzater]

Glenn Beck is a liar. I beginning to doubt the credibility of this show not that he has made an appearance on it.

[ginger0215]

Brook Alvarez, you failed me. Until I can Dance on Glenn Becks grave, I will no longer watch your programming.

[DonJerome316]

Whos Glenn Beck?

[gmsherry1953]

So here's something Suzanne Sena -- who portrays Brooke Alvarez -- might find pleasing. When I watched this, I thought "1971? That's too long ago. Why are they making the character of Brooke so much older than the actress who plays her? Is it part of the joke, that she sleeps in a cryo chamber or something to preserve herself?" But Sena was born in 1963, so 1971 is an accurate year for her to have been the age of the girl in the video. She's 48!! Honestly, I would have guessed mid 30s.

[P0IS0N]

Brooke being russian just made me love her more.

[TheDepreso]

Gelnn Beck on Onion, oh the irony

[Hockeysktr17]

Why all the hatred for Glenn Beck? Do you have that much of a problem with conservatives? Why shit on him instead of someone like Eliot Spitzer?

[ColBarnaby]

@Hockeysktr17 These mouth breathing idiots don't know anything about Glenn Beck outside of "He's conservative, therefore I must hate him" They don't know a damn thing about the REAL loonies.

[metalmask1000]

Glen Beck? What happened to you onion, you used to be cool.

[jeremyshambles]

bad form onion, very bad form.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Why has Glenn Beck addressed why he raped and murdered a child in 1990?

[wongdor]

well, glenn beck has always been a clown.

[DreamTheater1551]

Fuck you IFC, Brooke Alvarez is not a funny character. Bring us back the good Onion, the Onion that would make a satirical news story mocking Glenn Beck. Not putting him in your video as a "comedian".

[sukablianah2]

wtf adsb sound keeps playing even after the video starts

[scottyraw13]

onion is about funny ass news stories, not characters

[Doan84]

@brad1445 he doesn't have to be funny, he is a joke on his own.

[empty1388]

@brad1445 hows he evil? i wish i wasnt so ignorant :(

[brad1445]

@empty1388 @empty1388 He re-writes history dangerously so. He Lies, lies that if people believe (and many do) are tearing are country apart. He uses fear to keep people interested and ignores facts. This is the mentality that killed 5000 Americans in Iraq and wounded 50,000 americans, killing 100,000 Iraqi Civilans for one guy that was proven over and over to be neutralized, Those brave service man gave up their lives thinking they would be fighting the enemy from 9-11 but lies took them 2 Iraq

[TheLoopfish]

WTF has happened the onion?

[ichigo73186]

0:40

"Times Russia

Cosmonaut of child brings gloryfor

to be mother Russia"

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Glenn Beck is the most underserving person to be on ONN.

[Zendrig]

Was he working undercover for ONN all the way? Imagine that.

[Gnug215]

@LTakaKAEL Well, if you think about it... Glenn Beck really, truly belongs on ONN. :)

[aestevalis0]

Wait. Glenn Beck actually agreed to be in an Onion video? I think my respect for him increased some. Now I have no respect for him, instead of utter hatred.

[omrievron]

What is a fake "newsperson" like Glen Beck doing on a respectable newschannel like the Onion? I thought the Onion had better stadards than Fox

[StatelessEuphoria]

HERP A DERP ANTI-GLENN BECK COMMENT

fucking unoriginal idiots

[tonkashouse]

It was funny, until you gave GB face time on your network. Now I need to gargle with turpentine to remove that sick feeling and replace it with the much nicer feeling of dying.

[andrespereyda]

i'd suck glen beck's dick

[BoredAtHome44]

Can't tell if Glenn Beck is changing his ways....... Or Onion made a TERRIBLE decision...

[teddybeardustin]

Glenn Beck raped and murdered the real Brooke Alvarez in 1990.

This woman is a Russian spy and an impostor.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

Why is a clown on a real news channel?

I can understand the clown network before, with the other circus performers involving the elephant, but a news show?

[harrypmgs]

hahaha Glenn Beck was on the onion. that's funny in so many ways

[3101010]

Glenn Beck Is a total Duche

[skullofajester]

wow, never thought I'd say this, but props to you Glenn Beck...ugh, I feel so dirty saying that

[Izlandzadi14]

Brooke's funny to some, not funny to others, but to me she's super entertaining

[SSurjikoFF]

Funny, but your (google translated) Russian language in news paper very worst.

[banditboydavid]

I don't care what you think about Glenn Beck, I think it's cool that the actual person (not someone that the Onion claims to be Glenn Beck) was in the video to play along. After all, this is all a spoof and what good is there if real people can't join in the fun.

[OujiDarkmatter]

you know what?screw you fakes,BYE,if I wanted TV I'd watch the BS

[OujiDarkmatter]

That's the second time today I considered my subscription,forget why I subb'd anyway now,how convenient

[xCrazyxJayx]

I was kind of hoping they would cut it off halfway through... Calling Glenn Beck a chimpanzee.

[mdossantos047]

I'm going to pretend I didn't just seen Glen Beck on the Onion

[mrtoady2]

The real horrible truth....Ms. Alvarez is not funny and is bringing the ONN down.

[FFreeLevant]

If Glenn Beck joins the Onion, he wouldn't even need to act.