Louis C.K. - Being Broke

[Solutional]

The guy recording this was BROKE

[Wishfuldrinking99]

Anytime I'm feeling down about being a broke college student, I watch this video and feel a whole lot better. I'll continue doing that until I'm out of grad school.

[TexasToeTagger]

He should of asked if he could pay -$50.00 on the bill.

[4izm0v]

I once had negative money in my bank account :\

[thepayt18]

laughing so hard i'm crying.

[jasonantonuccimusic]

i already sold the phone!

[engaerik]

58 people are actually broke.

[Biscaine]

Fucking Bankers!! They Suck!

[talkindurinthemovie]

ah the audience turned to space aliens

[talkindurinthemovie]

hell yea!!!!!! its like throwing money down i hole >:c

[CymroGoch]

What kind of weird bank accounts do you have in America? You get charged for having twenty dollars? You only get charged over here if you go into the negative.

[SalientK]

@CymroGoch Haha that's mostly how it is here too, but for my savings account I'm charged $5 a month if there is less than $300 in it. Hell, even my checking account costs $12 a month if I don't do all of my transactions electronically. He's exaggerating, but that's what makes the joke funny. ;)

[CymroGoch]

@SalientK That doesn't sound the same whatsoever.

[cocaB7ksa]

Guys can you tell me the name of the show please :)

[elpaisacriollo]

i think i pee my pants...is the funniest stand up ever!!!!

[miiiikku]

Louis is good television show but most of these stand up routines are not as great. This one however is.

[iPriestHolmes]

"i'm not being broke just to fuck with you.." rofl xD

[DrMeh3]

What album is this from?

[ripskins21]

this sound quality is dog shit

[12345JJBB]

FUCK you know when you're like "I would fucking love some Louis CK right now" and then you go on youtube and you've seen every god damn video

fuck... what can i do

[DerfRellim11]

@12345JJBB buy it or stop bitching idiot

[kazmiester]

@12345JJBB watch his show Louie on comedy central

[patman2492]

@kazmiester It's FX

[dtreeguy]

All banks are criminals...

[mmtna]

hahaha "my life is shitty" I can relate

[ImSoVintage]

@mmtna But Louis C.K is a big comedian who recently won a grammy.... so yeah . >.>

[koreewilliam]

Did anyone else notice the robot invasion noises going on in the background?



[TheHouseOffice]

"If it's free, I can't afford it. That costs nothing, that's more than I have."

XD

[UltimatePlayer000001]

Being screwed to the point of being funny. Now THAT'S funny X'D

[chattled]

57 Mit Romney supporters don't get it 

[medicalhockey]

why's dane cook in the recommended videos? This was a stand up comedy video not a how to make 15 year old girls laugh video

[TenchiiBrown]

fuckin Bank of America tries to pull that bullshit on me.."oh u dont have enough in ur account so we're charging you $9 every month"..what the fuck? at least they rescind the bs charges when u call em on it tho

[rustycagefitness]

@TenchiiBrown FUCK bank of america, I have been with them for almost a year now only because my GI bill deposits are going into that account and to get it changed over to a new bank is more of a headache than I'm prepared to deal with, I do call them on the BS charges though and they are usually pretty good about refunding. I still get the $9 fee even if my account has more than enough money in it, I fucking hate bank of america. Chase was so much better to me, and I cheated on them :'(

[tsunchoo]

@TenchiiBrown which just shows they're trying to get away with shit that even they know isn't right. TD bank did that to me a bunch of times - they refunded it a couple of times and when i could i moved to Chase - which isn't any better.

[MadeInOregon27]

Love this vid!

[elpoptart]

louis c.k. live from hell

[trekker4747]

56 people live in Orange County and know about free checking.

[Uberbitch]

I love this man, heaps! I have negative $45 as I write this and I had to re-visit this video once more to remind myself how I'm not alone in this. I don't have golf shirts, but maybe one day :)

[kalimul]

"I don't even have no money. I wish i didn't have anything but i have less than that. I wish i had non but i have NOT $10. If it was free i couldn't afford it" that craked me up.

[eggroll9000]

Sounds like his audience consisted of robots...

[gambart2002]

It costs $10 to have $20 LMAO

[BigboyDownStairs]

Lol omg I'm high right now and i just watched this and i'm in tears lool!!

[reddemon21]

First time I actually didn't complain about the bad audio and had a good laugh.

[aahmadiii]

PEOPLE ON THE EARTH IF U WANNA SEE THE VERSION WITH AWESOME SOUNDS SEARCH UP LOUISE CK #2

[xboxfriskydingox]

It's ironic I got here from watching the music video rack city

[MrKimmy1986]

Those fuckers aren't broke. :)

[DOOMGENERATION37]

53 dislikes? 53 bankers on youtube

[chewbacca1010]

The people walking in front of the camera can suck a bag of dicks.

[doswateveraspidercan]

@chewbacca1010 i fell like like i got in to some inside joke but i just saw the title of a video i didnt even watch it

[afeeler2]

@chewbacca1010 Like srsly, why is there a person every 2mins getting up, they laugh so hard they piss them selfs?

[Fanatic2020]

@afeeler2 They are probably waiters, even comedy clubs like this would have them

[1bluepearl]

This guy is hilarious! God, how I needed a laugh cause I am exactly in the boat that hes talking about..."I don't give a f*ck, turn it off!!"...if we dont receive payment by yada, yada-- Take my f*ckin car,ya B*tch!... I should inform you that this will be on your credit report for 7 years-- ....Do it! DO IT! I don't care, I don't give a sh*t!...collectors calling every hour on the hour...sh*t, they're so friggin concerned about my credit history, why don't they friggin make the f*ckin payment?

[GirlKurupt]

im crying laughing

[BatzMan89]

Take this guys 15.. fuck him you should have it.

[DietGrape]

i heard this same joke somewhere from another comedian... I'll find it and come back

[anacrobat89]

@DietGrape Good luck on that... Like Louis is going to go and ripoff a joke. Don't be silly.

[DietGrape]

@anacrobat89 nah the other away around. i'm saying someone copied louis. still havent found it yet though..

[Arkangel84g]

He definitely ain't broke now...

[NickKunze]

Sounds quality gets progressively more painful. Still, great comedy!

[Burkemaster]

52 people are rich jerks from Orange County

[fknrat]

sounds like this was recorded under water. if you can't post something in at least 360p, don't post it at all.

[owen6600]

to all the people bitching about the quality - who remembers when the internet was all porn ... PICTURES. and if you were lucky, you got that pic on your screen in less than 30 seconds.

[MirriNigma]

@owen6600 and those pictures that took 30 seconds were thumbnails. and they were badly compressed. and when you clicked them and waited a minute for the fullsize to load you'd notice that the porn star was not fully nude in it, but by that time 45 seconds had already gone by as the picture loaded line by line.

[N1CKSp]

Funny. Banks take money from poor people so they can give it to rich people.

[skdjhfkdhfa]

In the words of the very man in this video, "It's going to fucking space, GIVE A SECOND WILL YA?"

[dokha]

background.noise.is.killing.me­.

[alexg3b]

To people complaining, no one cares

[Aerosion]

not only is the video quality shit, the sound quality is shit

it's like you took the original video, ate it, shit it back out, and put it on youtube

kill yourself

[LeBronForTheWin]

@Aerosion How the fuck is this shit video quality? Kids these days I swear it's either HD or it's utter garbage. I'm only 20 and that's how we fucken used to watch shit back before HD came in, you can see it perfectly, I meant wtf is really wrong with the video quality? It doesn't have to be crystal clear all the time. It's like people's eyes are being stabbed if it's not HD. However, the audio is shit, I agree with that.

[Aerosion]

@LeBronForTheWin you're 20? where are you from where tv looked like this and sounded like this in 1991?

[LeBronForTheWin]

@Aerosion Well it def didn't sound like this but it looked pretty much the same, maybe a little better quality. I was in Jordan back then, then came to Canada, not much of a difference.

[oomodzinho]

@Aerosion maybe hes broke u RICH MOTHERFUCKER !

[tninbredretard]

AUDIO SUCKS SHIT!

[Nate11111Dog]

ew this is 480p

[Tenchcnet]

I have 2 dollars for a week.

[Nebzz]

Maybe if I got a business license and declared myself a bank I wouldn't have to pay taxes and the government would give me billions of dollars to pay myself 500 million dollar bonuses. All the other banks did, why can't I?

[mikedelgado8888]

lol omg so funny

[JustPlaneNuts]

This is really funny, but maddening at the same time. I hate banks.

[Trackstar800m204]

"Fuck it, turn it off!"

[guitarman87]

I often watch this video to feel better about my financial ruin.

[rickietube1]

@guitarman87 hang in there guitarman, a lot of us watch it for that same reason.

[stone314687]

hes awesome

[DSephi]

Is this clip taken from a show or is it one of the older performances on his site in .mov?

[aalaniva]

Wish he would use this bit more often.

[eatsleepdance5]

take this guy's 15. fuck him--YOU should have it!

[artisanrox]

"that means I don't even have NO MONEY..." LOL

[RedXSkii]

@yzwme586 worse its 240p ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TheDarkFalcon]

It's funny because in Tiberian Sun they did this to fuck with you, when you got below $1000 it would say insufficient funds and take a chunk away. lol.

[1quickI6]

i love how some people are like "well, why did you let yourself overdraw? don't you watch your accounts?" as if it's a choice!

[MegaKillaKrazy]

So they charged me. They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! I can die now.

[FINjoke]

everyone who complains about sound quality haven't seen CK's Be thankful video

[hackett1607]

this is where i'm at right now. sucks.

[Bucketheadisgod94]

@hackett1607 "Don't take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway..." Cheer up! There are people like Louis CK in the world. Hope that helps! :)

[hackett1607]

@Bucketheadisgod94 Haha, true...thanks!

[Fluffypopcicle]

@Bucketheadisgod94

SLUNK SLUNK SLUNKITY HEADCHEESE SLUNKITY SLUNK SLUNK SLUNK SLUNK!!!!!!!!!!!

[drummer265]

240p? what is this Africa?

[4lligator]

@drummer265 we've already heard that one. try something original.

[drummer265]

@4lligator Or I was making fun of the people who plaster any video < 360p with comments like that. So good job you caught on. Nothing gets by you.

[sharonhart12345]

brilliant ... I watch this once a week and it never gets less funny.

[SuperHappyCow]

"Here's the fucked up part: Now I only have 5!"

I lold.

[dickcheese663]

there is a huge difference between being poor and broke.

[mimcofied]

im broke :(

[konrad92pp]

Tough crowd!

[UnaverageChannel]

@konrad92pp Definitely, I don't think they quit laughing the entire time.

[SislerPianoPlaya]

"I have not 10, if it's free I can't fucking afford it" HAHAHAHAHA

[Wakeupstandtall]

I can relate to this. I have no choice but to purchase auto-insurance if I want to drive. So, when I was broke, I decided to stop driving instead of renewing my policy. Unfortunately, the insurance company went ahead and renewed my policy anyway despite me telling them not to. 3 months later I check my bank account, it's -£100. WTF. I cancel the direct debits, now the bank is charging me for being broke over something I didn't even want. -£250 and counting. Good luck collecting your fake debts.

[antero15051984]

and theres more....

[jozsab1]

in my country i have no option to get salary other then through a bank. How about fairness in life ? Democracy and the freedom to choose about things ? I so hate banks.

[Shakal1971]

I simply LOVE this humor!

Think I just found a new idol. :)

[ecmartz]

Easy crowd

[XxMojoDragonxX]

@ecmartz yeah. every crowd is easy when you are that good :)

[em129836]

haha I love how the people leaving faggy comments about the sound quality are the people Louie would completely trash and insult

[fbibarbie]

being poor sounds like it sucks

[NamelessBlaze]

gotta love a drunk audience

[abyssalspecter93]

I live in Orange County and that's true <_<

[AnimaSola3o4]

I just got an overdraft fee from wells fargo for a $1.50 purchase, the fee is $35. That was the most expensive bottle of soda in my life. Fuck banks. But what are our real alternatives? Can't pay bills with cash. Sigh.

[Gamezero05]

@AnimaSola3o4 It's the bank's fault you overdrew your account?

[csadens777]

@Gamezero05 No, they charged him another $15 the next month, became -$10

[patientguitar]

@Gamezero05 It's the bank's fault that the implication is that a simple, accidental error in arithmetic should result in a penalty 30x greater than the actual error.

It's the bank's fault that they don't realize the regressive nature of excessive overdraft fees.

It's the bank's fault that they didn't simply decline the transaction in the first place, which most banks that aren't Wells Fargo would do.

Deep-seated hatred for Occupy Wall Street goes in the Dennis Miller comedy posts, please.

[Gamezero05]

@patientguitar You know the rules when you open an account. Don't get mad when you break the rules that you agreed to.

[Anima750]

@AnimaSola3o4 switch to a credit union. There's a public facebook event on the 5th of November called Bank Transfer Day which is trying to get as many people to pull their money out of these outrageous banks like Wells Fargo and Bank of America. There's a site called findacreditunion that helps you search for local credit unions. Good luck!

[techn0destruct0]

butts, this bit delivers.

[yzwme586]

you could make a bit off douchebags complaining about 'video quality' in 2011

technology has come to us so fast that some of us dont even take it for granted anymore

"ew this is 480p" -- shut your fucking mouth and watch it jackass

[1991araaron]

@yzwme586 You tell em mista

[LaoDiceanable]

@yzwme586

actually its 240p.

[Nymethus]

@yzwme586 Not everyone have heard English their whole life and can tell what he's saying. this video is 240p and I only hear what he's saying three out of four times.

[benjamintozser]

@yzwme586 Why is this liked when it has absolutely nothing to do with the stand up? Fuck me...

[Dart11112]

@yzwme586 but dude, its in 240p.

[LonghornDynasty]

@yzwme586 somebody actually said that?

[ImaCanadianxD]

@yzwme586 It's actually 240p.

[owen6600]

@yzwme586 can you give it a chance to get back from space?

[codzomz]

gotta love the tags to this, does not mention anything about comedy

[Adamurquhart]

As someone who is forced to put free samples on layaway, I fully support this video... audio (lack of) quality and all.

[TheModestMouser]

46 people have money...

[SovereignStatesman]

This is how banks screw you... then THEY get bailouts.

[M3ganbliiizy]

HILARIOUS!

I can't afford anything that's Free!

HAHAHAHAHA

[IFknHateUTube]

lol i'm poor too

i just want to work and get paid for it

fuck my life is shit

[Syrius187]

@IFknHateUTube

Same boat buddy! :/

[Icanplaydominoes]

I cannot like this video enough, truly inspiring work.

[valoss]

Slow down halcyon. Pretty sure this was before his tv show. Also, these are jokes.

[styops]

Take this guy's 15, fuck him...!

Brilliant.

[0TheBestMan]

Just had Sovereign bank charge me 35 dollars for only having 23 . lol Thought of this bit immediately.

[Drahthaar422]

I am the 4000th like.

[MsJoanneS1]

Funny stuff. Especially since I owe my bank big time.

[mechanoiddolly]

The dollar is broke

[TheWizardTree]

Man my bank's been doing the same thing! Not only that but they charged me $5.00 for using my debit card one time!!! Screw Suntrust and all banks

[rachelbfromles]

I gotta raise $10 to be broke!!

[OliverClothesOFF26]

44 people couldn't afford youtube

[primester]

Why are people leaving their seats?

[Fruity0102]

43 people are actually broke

[seriousfuno]

Awesome. Especially when he talks about how the banks give rich people more money from being rich and that it sometimes comes from the $15 charges that they levy on broke people. Makes you think.

[Sgurd]

I don't know why anyone would stand up during a live Louis Ck show.

[TheChiGaby]

Youtube isn't all that free..

You can't watch any actual good movies or videos that are copyrighted.

[pdeschamps]

damn I'm pretty fuckin broke too, i got raimin noddles and cigerettes for breakfast, lunch and dinner :)

[BigJohn61370sexy]

Ur fucking Awesome .......!!!

[nijikirainijinosei92]

This is my life... -_-

[TheGazzzman]

Some funny shit!

P.s your all cunts

[zxvbhvxz]

I watch this everytime my finacial situation is in the toilet n it never fails to make everything ok

[ADCVirgo]

hahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaha­hhaahahahahahha omg im pissing myself hahahahha

[TearsAmongAshes]

There is no excuse for such shitty sound quality. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR SUCH SHITTY SOUND QUALITY. What is this, the 90s? My fucking cell phone can record sound with better quality. I would have to take a hammer to a pair of old headphones to replicate this shittiness.

In other news, LCK rules. I'm so glad his show's successful! For such talent to go unrecognized would be a crime.

[CenkIsAdorable]

@TearsAmongAshes I hope you die in a forest fire.

[TearsAmongAshes]

@CenkIsAdorable You sound like my mom.

[CenkIsAdorable]

@TearsAmongAshes Your mom sounds like a dick.

[TearsAmongAshes]

@CenkIsAdorable I know, right?

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

@CenkIsAdorable LOL

[adisharr]

Apparently the audio was recorded with old testicles.