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  • Magniturd.....the largest earthquake in the world

  • It just took less than 20 seconds for them to rewrite it as Magniturd....Great news channel...Nice sense of humor

  • lol

  • looking at the map, I can picture a turd the size of a oil tanker floating around.

  • 20 people have magniturds

  • im really sorry guys but i have to go take a magniturd!

  • I love how the crew actually gets involved and changes the graphic to "magniturd"

  • Godzilla vs Magniturd.

  • I LVOE YouTube.

  • UTAH!

  • 0:11 hehehehe i like your tits hehe.

  • I think this anchor has the record for most bloopers that are now on YouTube...

  • I'm no expert in shart tectonics but 7.2 magniturd is serious shit

  • someone is watching Simpsoooons... 0:22

  • Oh man, fox news has the hottest chicks as newsreaders.

  • 19 people had Magniturds

    

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  • An erupting volcano is just the earth with diahhrea......volcaturd

  • hahaha so many ppl were killed lol magniturd hahaha there was blood everywhere....that shit would have funnier

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  • Imagine the size of the rectum required to plop that sucker out!

  • Adult, professional newscasters reduced to childish giggles over a mispronounced word: "Turd" Like Larry the cable guy says: I don't care who you are, now that's funny right there!

  • that's a really big turd.

  • The blooper itself was, at its best, worth a mild chuckle, but I can see how that can cause a avalanche of giggles among the staff.

  • not funny ..

  • This guy also swallowed a fly and laughed at a vasectomy video. He's gold.

  • "Godzilla vs. Magniturd"

  • what comedy channel is this?

  • @wickedroy it's fox! the news broadcasting company that's so funny it's almost a joke.

    a very bias joke.

  • @theTicklemehellmo bias"ED"

  • lmao

  • Well, the video made it on the last segment of Special Report with Bret Baier tonight. Congrats!

  • (at the end) haha "From the Magniturd!"

  • Are your dookies kinda small and inadequate? Then press 9 repeatedly for Magniturd.

  • lol, its Sheppard Smith laughing in the back ground... creepy laughter

  • 7.2 magna-turd was it michel moore?

  • I just took one of those.

  • it's funny cos people died XD

  • @ServeTheBeaver actually they said no one was hurt and no damages reported.might wanna listen through the whole clip next time.

  • Wait, is it me or did I just hear Homer's "D'oh" @:22

  • @GuitarxWolf i hear it too :D

  • @GuitarxWolf - I heard it.

  • @GuitarxWolf yes you did. fox13 is in utah where i live and they use homers DoH all the time.

  • @GuitarxWolf that's what FOX does xD

  • @GuitarxWolf You know? I never even noticed that!!!

  • crazy, I knew I recognized that voice as soon as he started, it's crazy how anchor's voices get branded onto you brain

  • Well hopefully that line got him laid with that pretty lady next to him.

  • @GuitarxWolf they've been doing this for years, it wouldn't surprise me

  • The same guy who laughed at Vasectomys in Thailand

  • Wow litterally just got done rofling... I like that the news media crossed out the word magnitude and made it magniturd.. :D

  • aw, these motherfuckers are on my local news!!!!

  • listen closely immediately after the guy said "magniturd" someone started laughing that sounded like playing a solo guitr !!!

  • Looks like some seismic activity in someone's bowels.

  • I've watched this a million times & it STILL makes me laugh out loud every time

  • "no one can crap a crap that big"

  • lol. ah... you've gotta love it when someone else makes a hilarious mistake.

  • lifetime achievement emmy award to graphics guy

  • omg a massive magniturd is going to destroy the earth in 2012... xD

  • lol "very large earthquake"? more like explosion from the ass....

  • I wish my news was like this. XD

  • Love this guy. I wish he was my local anchor. Yeah it's an earthquake. Yeah it's bad news, but dammit, the news can't make you depressed all the time.

  • @dannyeye1 he is mine ha, but he's the morning guy

  • Aahhhhh.......... This video brings out the 5-year-old in all of us.

  • Magniturd....SPLAAASH!

  • its funny how the crossed it out and wrote magniturd

  • why the laugh track

  • @rentical That's not a laughtrack. That's the station's staff.

  • @rentical ... or you could be right. ... I guess they have a sense of humor somewhere in there.

  • I usually drop a 7.8 from my fault line

  • i'd hate to see the hemmoriods

  • i like how at the bottom it says "planning a terrorist attack on U.S airbase" while everyone is laughing

  • I just took a 9.3 magniturd! It was quite a mess to clean up!

  • Gotta watch out for those magna-turds...

  • i have had a magna turd once!

  • This is why I don't watch Fox. Heck, maybe this is why I SHOULD start watching Fox - quality comedy! XD

  • Sounds a lot like painful gas and diarrhea lol. just jokin around.

  • what does magniturd mean?

  • I have a magniturd every day!

  • Aw man, give this dude a raise!

  • rofl frickin hilarious. I could hardly catch my breath. Cuz I laughed so hard.

  • Magniturd???  Yeah, magniturds can cause a lot of damage! Lol!

    (G-Phi)

  • Magniturd? XD

  • There were no reports of any damages, except maybe to the local plumbing system.

  • She is something else..I can watch her laugh all day long, all week long, all year long, who is that woman??

  • I can hardly breathe!

    I tell you this, I never expected to be crying from laughter! XD

  • Only on Fox News

  • epic lol

  • A 7.2 magniturd quake occured in Frontier Shitty today...

  • MAGNITURD LMAO

  • news nubz lulz

  • LOL

  • They changed the graphic!

  • At least they didn't make a stink about it...

  • Thats the most awesome word ever. Magniturd.

  • How big is a Magniturd?

  • his faced turned so red...but glad they can get a good laugh

  • where is that tv station, Utah? damn, looks like a funny programe...

  • those are my news peeps.. "GOOOD DAY UTAH"

  • Nobody was hurt except the poor person producing the magniturd.

  • It was a very large magniturd!!!!!!1

  • I'm glad they're such good sports about it. The news would be a lot more enjoyable to watch if they just lightened up a bit!

  • @shitdavidblaine IK!!! OMG!

  • I actually cried from laughing so hard!

  • now that's new scientific concept, where can I get turdmeter?

  • No shit!

  • 0:12

    That's What She Said!

    LOL

  • That's cool that's the news I watch they fuck up almost every brodcast

  • Ships from all around had been pulled in by its magnetic power. People for miles swear they could hear big squishing sounds as the ships met the 7.2 magniturd.

  • Magniturd!!!!!!

  • that shows the quality of Faux News and the kind of morons they employ.

  • sorry you lack a sense of humor you robot!!!!

  • 7.2 magniturd? That's almost 100 courics!

  • @gspendlove LOL!!!!!

  • @gspendlove hahahaa best comment

  • @gspendlove oh jesusth christht!

  • @gspendlove hahahaha even bono would be proud!

  • @gspendlove Hahahahahaha I understand.

  • @gspendlove haha this comment is hilarious

  • Some turds are that big.

  • You are right. A magniturd is a turd that half way out your asshole makes you wish that you had just slowly killed yourself instead.

  • Too funny whoops ! oh well we all make boo boos

  • lmao

  • FOX ftw

    :D

  • only on fox news!

  • hehe, Haiti is really a toilet then. :)

  • Even the camera and lighting crew can't stop laughing. LMFAO.

  • Hey, we have maginturd earthquakes here in Florida every week.

  • I love to see news stations that have a sense of humor.

  • @afterall30 none the less, it's extremely inappropriate to laugh at an earthquake

  • @Thicite nobody is laughing about the earthquake, they're laughing about the guy messing up. stop being so uptight!

  • @brittyn does that make it any more appropriate?

  • @Thicite yes it does, don't you have a sense of humor?! geez.

  • @brittyn laugh at a 9/11 memorial, and try and laugh over something you found funny earlier, and see how people react, I assure you they won't be like "aaah s'cool he's laughing at something else"

  • @Thicite i think there's quite a difference between 9/11 and an earthquake that didn't do any damages.

  • @afterall30 This is the morning show, they are able to be much more relaxed and humorous than the evening news.

  • Magniturd is what happens when one accidentally swallows a compass.

  • lmao thats perfect.

  • BlackoutOmega, you do realize that Alaska and Haiti are two different places right?

    fucking christ

  • Yes, you are talking about Haiti. The entire world knows you were talking about Haiti, it's blatantly obvious from your comments.

    How does it feel knowing that millions of people are laughing at you?

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  • they just said there were no injuries

  • @BlackoutOmega this isnt the earthquake in haiti, look at the beginning its in alaska

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  • @BlackoutOmega dude lol this news report is from over 2 years ago, and its about alaska, not haiti. also, this is a slightly bigger earthquake. i believe the one in haiti was a 7.1

  • This was Alaska it is a very long way from Haiti!!!

  • @BlackoutOmega There weren't any casualties in that said event.

  • ALWAYS ON FOX NEWS !!!

    lmao

  • haha i swear these same people mess up so much but they are fun to watch. also i swear they add in fake laughing at like :15. sound like that to anyone else?

  • I love how the screen editior crosses out magnitude, with magnaturd. thats awesome.

  • @freakytiki4u , the news guy meant "earthquake". Check with your hearing doctor one more time.

  • that was perfection.

  • thats a big fucking turd!

  • Magniturd Oothquake, lmao

  • turd magnet =)

  • I love Kerri! i'd have babies with her in a heartbeat

  • That's one hell of a turd

  • MAGNATURD xD

  • whats magnaturd means ?

  • Its a Turd, Made out of magma.

  • No it's not! It's a magnetic turd!

  • magni you stupid ass. magniturd. moron.

  • Man you are ignorant. I would of fixed my mistake by myself.

  • I'm sure you mean "would HAVE".

  • :P Stop fighting for someone :P

  • you sir, are a megadouche

  • @morningafter907 Do you know what a douche is? lol

  • you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

  • You sir, are my mother

  • It's a mix between the words "magnitude", which is a measurement of earthquakes, and "turd", which is another word for poo.

  • So what Goldenwind is trying to say is that it is a large mass of poo that would be measurable due to the sheer size.

  • Hehe hes been watching to much AVGN!

  • They should call it "Fox Entertainment" instead of "Fox News"

  • Fox Infotainment

  • I gotta go drop a magna-turd... brb! :D

  • loool

  • comeon they are funny. they are like the best

  • I love Dan and Kerri!