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Adult, professional newscasters reduced to childish giggles over a mispronounced word: "Turd" Like Larry the cable guy says: I don't care who you are, now that's funny right there!
Love this guy. I wish he was my local anchor. Yeah it's an earthquake. Yeah it's bad news, but dammit, the news can't make you depressed all the time.
Ships from all around had been pulled in by its magnetic power. People for miles swear they could hear big squishing sounds as the ships met the 7.2 magniturd.
@brittyn laugh at a 9/11 memorial, and try and laugh over something you found funny earlier, and see how people react, I assure you they won't be like "aaah s'cool he's laughing at something else"
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I laugh at you because this video dosen't have 1,000,000 views and probably only 50 people are laughing. Do you need to learn how to count? Looks like you need to go back to 123 SEASEME STREET,
@BlackoutOmega dude lol this news report is from over 2 years ago, and its about alaska, not haiti. also, this is a slightly bigger earthquake. i believe the one in haiti was a 7.1
haha i swear these same people mess up so much but they are fun to watch. also i swear they add in fake laughing at like :15. sound like that to anyone else?
Magniturd.....the largest earthquake in the world
mkpontius 3 weeks ago
It just took less than 20 seconds for them to rewrite it as Magniturd....Great news channel...Nice sense of humor
brainster007 1 month ago in playlist tv bloopers
lol
mrjonesgl 2 months ago
looking at the map, I can picture a turd the size of a oil tanker floating around.
macroevolve 2 months ago
20 people have magniturds
hwaprincess 3 months ago
im really sorry guys but i have to go take a magniturd!
Scirzorz 3 months ago in playlist tv bloopers
I love how the crew actually gets involved and changes the graphic to "magniturd"
Megaxenomorph 4 months ago in playlist Megaxenomorph's Favorited Videos 9
Godzilla vs Magniturd.
SlubaProductions 4 months ago 6
I LVOE YouTube.
DancingSpiderman 5 months ago
UTAH!
dvr4fun 5 months ago
0:11 hehehehe i like your tits hehe.
sk8metalnick6 6 months ago
I think this anchor has the record for most bloopers that are now on YouTube...
catherinelikespink 6 months ago
I'm no expert in shart tectonics but 7.2 magniturd is serious shit
nakabar 7 months ago 60
someone is watching Simpsoooons... 0:22
PinkBlushing 7 months ago
Oh man, fox news has the hottest chicks as newsreaders.
Eeshaan1985 8 months ago
19 people had Magniturds
lnsouciance 9 months ago
New! From Ronco..its "Magnaturd!" Tired of bland, ordinary small turds in your bowel movements? Well just one week of our specially-formulated all-natural tonic will leave you with (echo) MAGNATURDS! Be the pride of your household. Make your toilet happy. Order Magnaturd today!!!!
JimHadar1 9 months ago 4
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ccrimsonfox 9 months ago
An erupting volcano is just the earth with diahhrea......volcaturd
macroevolve 9 months ago 7
hahaha so many ppl were killed lol magniturd hahaha there was blood everywhere....that shit would have funnier
bigalers 9 months ago 2
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ewillia87 9 months ago
Imagine the size of the rectum required to plop that sucker out!
BaxtorArtard 9 months ago
Adult, professional newscasters reduced to childish giggles over a mispronounced word: "Turd" Like Larry the cable guy says: I don't care who you are, now that's funny right there!
dlmsuperdave 10 months ago
that's a really big turd.
AvEryBadApPLe 10 months ago
The blooper itself was, at its best, worth a mild chuckle, but I can see how that can cause a avalanche of giggles among the staff.
thezaylady 10 months ago
not funny ..
BoozeLeeRoy 10 months ago
This guy also swallowed a fly and laughed at a vasectomy video. He's gold.
Ematched 10 months ago
"Godzilla vs. Magniturd"
butterandcheese92 10 months ago 3
what comedy channel is this?
wickedroy 10 months ago
@wickedroy it's fox! the news broadcasting company that's so funny it's almost a joke.
a very bias joke.
theTicklemehellmo 10 months ago
@theTicklemehellmo bias"ED"
ralphM1114 10 months ago
lmao
70Chevelledude 11 months ago
Well, the video made it on the last segment of Special Report with Bret Baier tonight. Congrats!
MusicalFan1701 11 months ago
(at the end) haha "From the Magniturd!"
StrateEdgeBeast21 11 months ago
Are your dookies kinda small and inadequate? Then press 9 repeatedly for Magniturd.
fappercino 11 months ago
lol, its Sheppard Smith laughing in the back ground... creepy laughter
nomadineternity 1 year ago
7.2 magna-turd was it michel moore?
burn19ballz 1 year ago
I just took one of those.
MrTommYYZ 1 year ago 3
it's funny cos people died XD
ServeTheBeaver 1 year ago
@ServeTheBeaver actually they said no one was hurt and no damages reported.might wanna listen through the whole clip next time.
TheOffkilter 11 months ago
Wait, is it me or did I just hear Homer's "D'oh" @:22
GuitarxWolf 1 year ago 126
@GuitarxWolf i hear it too :D
ShiraNai7 1 year ago
@GuitarxWolf - I heard it.
Duncandariu 1 year ago
@GuitarxWolf yes you did. fox13 is in utah where i live and they use homers DoH all the time.
BADprid3 5 months ago in playlist tv bloopers
@GuitarxWolf that's what FOX does xD
StacyWasHurrx3 3 months ago
@GuitarxWolf You know? I never even noticed that!!!
denelson83 2 weeks ago
crazy, I knew I recognized that voice as soon as he started, it's crazy how anchor's voices get branded onto you brain
jbfarley 1 year ago
Well hopefully that line got him laid with that pretty lady next to him.
GuitarxWolf 1 year ago
@GuitarxWolf they've been doing this for years, it wouldn't surprise me
jbfarley 1 year ago
The same guy who laughed at Vasectomys in Thailand
ekmad 1 year ago
Wow litterally just got done rofling... I like that the news media crossed out the word magnitude and made it magniturd.. :D
firebolt101 1 year ago
aw, these motherfuckers are on my local news!!!!
skivs 1 year ago
listen closely immediately after the guy said "magniturd" someone started laughing that sounded like playing a solo guitr !!!
dudeme12 1 year ago
Looks like some seismic activity in someone's bowels.
drumdude500 1 year ago
I've watched this a million times & it STILL makes me laugh out loud every time
craigsgirl48167 1 year ago
"no one can crap a crap that big"
zozx 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@zozx government cover up
DragonhawkV 1 year ago
lol. ah... you've gotta love it when someone else makes a hilarious mistake.
queenandcorgis 1 year ago
lifetime achievement emmy award to graphics guy
JustAintthatWay 1 year ago 7
omg a massive magniturd is going to destroy the earth in 2012... xD
skateisheaventome 1 year ago
lol "very large earthquake"? more like explosion from the ass....
luvyajoejonas 1 year ago 6
I wish my news was like this. XD
Tatertawt24 1 year ago
Love this guy. I wish he was my local anchor. Yeah it's an earthquake. Yeah it's bad news, but dammit, the news can't make you depressed all the time.
dannyeye1 1 year ago
@dannyeye1 he is mine ha, but he's the morning guy
jbfarley 1 year ago
Aahhhhh.......... This video brings out the 5-year-old in all of us.
SonicThunderBYG 1 year ago
Magniturd....SPLAAASH!
carhart001 1 year ago
its funny how the crossed it out and wrote magniturd
jahilemr 1 year ago
why the laugh track
rentical 1 year ago
@rentical That's not a laughtrack. That's the station's staff.
MephisK 1 year ago
@rentical ... or you could be right. ... I guess they have a sense of humor somewhere in there.
MephisK 1 year ago
I usually drop a 7.8 from my fault line
TheFlyingSwede 1 year ago 5
i'd hate to see the hemmoriods
TheXeeman 1 year ago
i like how at the bottom it says "planning a terrorist attack on U.S airbase" while everyone is laughing
Bluefoxx3 1 year ago
I just took a 9.3 magniturd! It was quite a mess to clean up!
radicalgarbage02 1 year ago 3
Gotta watch out for those magna-turds...
UnderlordZ 1 year ago
i have had a magna turd once!
YinGuoDao 1 year ago
This is why I don't watch Fox. Heck, maybe this is why I SHOULD start watching Fox - quality comedy! XD
JamessterBot 1 year ago
Sounds a lot like painful gas and diarrhea lol. just jokin around.
MrDamanster 1 year ago
what does magniturd mean?
arabsrfilth 1 year ago
I have a magniturd every day!
bradleycpttd 1 year ago
Aw man, give this dude a raise!
brokensoul8390 1 year ago 5
rofl frickin hilarious. I could hardly catch my breath. Cuz I laughed so hard.
MrDamanster 1 year ago
Magniturd??? Yeah, magniturds can cause a lot of damage! Lol!
(G-Phi)
gphiproductions 1 year ago
Magniturd? XD
Khrystopher1993 1 year ago
There were no reports of any damages, except maybe to the local plumbing system.
gfpirate 1 year ago 2
She is something else..I can watch her laugh all day long, all week long, all year long, who is that woman??
troides547376 1 year ago
I can hardly breathe!
I tell you this, I never expected to be crying from laughter! XD
kharmachaos667 1 year ago
Only on Fox News
SachinStyle 1 year ago
epic lol
panchey11 1 year ago
A 7.2 magniturd quake occured in Frontier Shitty today...
supressorgrid 1 year ago
MAGNITURD LMAO
ellelesrose 1 year ago
news nubz lulz
permatroll 1 year ago
LOL
CircusJaximus 1 year ago
They changed the graphic!
bamapagedesign 1 year ago
At least they didn't make a stink about it...
unicronrocks 1 year ago
Thats the most awesome word ever. Magniturd.
FB0102 1 year ago 20
How big is a Magniturd?
juliansurl 1 year ago 6
his faced turned so red...but glad they can get a good laugh
phillyphan24 1 year ago 2
where is that tv station, Utah? damn, looks like a funny programe...
brohmanski 1 year ago
those are my news peeps.. "GOOOD DAY UTAH"
neerrg 1 year ago 2
Nobody was hurt except the poor person producing the magniturd.
gfpirate 1 year ago 42
It was a very large magniturd!!!!!!1
atoxx1 1 year ago
I'm glad they're such good sports about it. The news would be a lot more enjoyable to watch if they just lightened up a bit!
shitdavidblaine 1 year ago
@shitdavidblaine IK!!! OMG!
nachoguy5 1 year ago
I actually cried from laughing so hard!
VidMixrUpper 1 year ago
now that's new scientific concept, where can I get turdmeter?
HPNETBOOKSUCK 1 year ago
No shit!
crtbeeldbuis 1 year ago
0:12
That's What She Said!
LOL
SSCChivas360 1 year ago
That's cool that's the news I watch they fuck up almost every brodcast
SmellsLikeUpDawgg 1 year ago
Ships from all around had been pulled in by its magnetic power. People for miles swear they could hear big squishing sounds as the ships met the 7.2 magniturd.
15coyote 1 year ago
Magniturd!!!!!!
lyssababygirl123 1 year ago
that shows the quality of Faux News and the kind of morons they employ.
dieterlino 1 year ago
sorry you lack a sense of humor you robot!!!!
sinistermephisto666 1 year ago
7.2 magniturd? That's almost 100 courics!
gspendlove 1 year ago 119
@gspendlove LOL!!!!!
nachoguy5 1 year ago
@gspendlove hahahaa best comment
funk192 1 year ago
@gspendlove oh jesusth christht!
surgednb 1 year ago
@gspendlove hahahaha even bono would be proud!
akilino20 1 year ago
@gspendlove Hahahahahaha I understand.
kevintothe11 1 year ago
@gspendlove haha this comment is hilarious
sonofdad03 1 year ago
Some turds are that big.
blainenay 1 year ago 3
You are right. A magniturd is a turd that half way out your asshole makes you wish that you had just slowly killed yourself instead.
MyScaryScrotum 1 year ago
Too funny whoops ! oh well we all make boo boos
jan2310 1 year ago
lmao
uknowzjacob1087 1 year ago
FOX ftw
:D
95flier 1 year ago
only on fox news!
michasx90 1 year ago
hehe, Haiti is really a toilet then. :)
LetsPride 1 year ago
Even the camera and lighting crew can't stop laughing. LMFAO.
BTC141 1 year ago 3
Hey, we have maginturd earthquakes here in Florida every week.
TylerWestyn 2 years ago 7
I love to see news stations that have a sense of humor.
afterall30 2 years ago 108
@afterall30 none the less, it's extremely inappropriate to laugh at an earthquake
Thicite 1 year ago
@Thicite nobody is laughing about the earthquake, they're laughing about the guy messing up. stop being so uptight!
brittyn 1 year ago
@brittyn does that make it any more appropriate?
Thicite 1 year ago
@Thicite yes it does, don't you have a sense of humor?! geez.
brittyn 1 year ago
@brittyn laugh at a 9/11 memorial, and try and laugh over something you found funny earlier, and see how people react, I assure you they won't be like "aaah s'cool he's laughing at something else"
Thicite 1 year ago
@Thicite i think there's quite a difference between 9/11 and an earthquake that didn't do any damages.
brittyn 1 year ago
@afterall30 This is the morning show, they are able to be much more relaxed and humorous than the evening news.
samskipsam 1 year ago
Magniturd is what happens when one accidentally swallows a compass.
Pighood 2 years ago 5
lmao thats perfect.
afterall30 2 years ago
BlackoutOmega, you do realize that Alaska and Haiti are two different places right?
fucking christ
Spectre426 2 years ago
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Yes Spectre I do realise that I am not TALKING about Haiti when did I say haiti?
Fucking idiot.
BlackoutOmega 2 years ago
Yes, you are talking about Haiti. The entire world knows you were talking about Haiti, it's blatantly obvious from your comments.
How does it feel knowing that millions of people are laughing at you?
Spectre426 2 years ago
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I laugh at you because this video dosen't have 1,000,000 views and probably only 50 people are laughing. Do you need to learn how to count? Looks like you need to go back to 123 SEASEME STREET,
BlackoutOmega 2 years ago
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mrbilal1987 2 years ago
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Laughing at over 100,000 deaths. Nice.
BlackoutOmega 2 years ago
they just said there were no injuries
satanwilleatyursoul 2 years ago
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So there were no deaths? After seeing some reports alot of news stations said over 100,000 deaths.
BlackoutOmega 2 years ago
@BlackoutOmega this isnt the earthquake in haiti, look at the beginning its in alaska
satanwilleatyursoul 2 years ago 3
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wurst205 2 years ago
@BlackoutOmega dude lol this news report is from over 2 years ago, and its about alaska, not haiti. also, this is a slightly bigger earthquake. i believe the one in haiti was a 7.1
Vykrel 2 years ago
This was Alaska it is a very long way from Haiti!!!
maxx756 2 years ago
@BlackoutOmega There weren't any casualties in that said event.
00KingBomba00 1 year ago
ALWAYS ON FOX NEWS !!!
lmao
cobrafizzo 2 years ago
haha i swear these same people mess up so much but they are fun to watch. also i swear they add in fake laughing at like :15. sound like that to anyone else?
Madabird 2 years ago 2
I love how the screen editior crosses out magnitude, with magnaturd. thats awesome.
virtuex10 2 years ago 4
@freakytiki4u , the news guy meant "earthquake". Check with your hearing doctor one more time.
oliver18754 2 years ago
that was perfection.
DancingSpiderman 2 years ago
thats a big fucking turd!
downwithitall 2 years ago 4
Magniturd Oothquake, lmao
freakytiki4u 2 years ago 5
turd magnet =)
habib3225 2 years ago
I love Kerri! i'd have babies with her in a heartbeat
ratzskinakie 2 years ago
That's one hell of a turd
ViolentRedemption 2 years ago
MAGNATURD xD
KirbyNicoDDR 2 years ago
whats magnaturd means ?
kanemaximus 2 years ago 3
Its a Turd, Made out of magma.
KirbyNicoDDR 2 years ago 2
No it's not! It's a magnetic turd!
Hairysteed 2 years ago
magni you stupid ass. magniturd. moron.
morningafter907 2 years ago
Man you are ignorant. I would of fixed my mistake by myself.
KirbyNicoDDR 2 years ago
I'm sure you mean "would HAVE".
Delirious1977 2 years ago
:P Stop fighting for someone :P
KirbyNicoDDR 2 years ago
you sir, are a megadouche
morningafter907 2 years ago
@morningafter907 Do you know what a douche is? lol
KirbyNicoDDR 2 years ago
you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
morningafter907 2 years ago
You sir, are my mother
lolard69 2 years ago
It's a mix between the words "magnitude", which is a measurement of earthquakes, and "turd", which is another word for poo.
Goldenwind 2 years ago
So what Goldenwind is trying to say is that it is a large mass of poo that would be measurable due to the sheer size.
pgt20 2 years ago 2
Hehe hes been watching to much AVGN!
Bledoston 2 years ago
They should call it "Fox Entertainment" instead of "Fox News"
Hairysteed 2 years ago 7
Fox Infotainment
TheAllKnowingTribute 2 years ago
I gotta go drop a magna-turd... brb! :D
Hairysteed 2 years ago
loool
MusicSoundsLights 2 years ago
comeon they are funny. they are like the best
purtypansy88 2 years ago
I love Dan and Kerri!
afcavegirl2002 2 years ago