Awful Video Games: Blaster Simulator (PC) Review

[SocraticRaver]

I get the frustration levels. But at the same time, it's old video game physics. So try different strategies. Also points are weaker, at taller areas. Additionally there are circuit times from what I can see so you can time the explosives.

[FortOfBlankets]

This looks like it's from the same people who made Garden Simulator.

[lemmkill]

You should try Demolition Company by Giants Software.

[HoldThisHandTightly]

but does it blend

[TheZekei]

This idea seems awesome... but I cry watching the execution ;*(

[guest2424]

LOL, it's like an "Action Movie" without the action.

[Jalleman93]

Haha, you are hilarious Stan! Been a fan for quite a few years! It is so nice to see you putting up more reviews lately! Keep it up! :)

[EdgeRatedR007]

 "but unfortunately false short" lol

[HuracanPolimar]

Hey! what's up burdman, long time no see you :D

[wrongfire]

Red faction guerrilla

[reesercliff]

Valve should make this game then it would kick ass

[wesley12106]

Play Rigs of Rods

[DrGnockerz]

Michael Bay's favorite game.

[SwagginPenguin]

@ladygodia lol xD

[brtshstel]

that bridge level was bullshit. all you should have needed to do was blow out the center pillar and the whole thing would have been gone. same with the metal towers: two charges at the base should have toppled one of them, and at that height it would have fallen into the second tower

[LazyWaffle777]

why did this show up in my sub box i unsubbed from you a long time ago

[excessmaterial]

@LazyWaffle777 hah, you think you can escape the Burdman that easily puppet?

[GigaBoost]

Oh hey, I played this game... in 2D... in Flash. It was an absolute blast! (pun intended.)

[stanburdman]

@GigaBoost Seriously? Is it called the same thing?I don't know about anyone else but I would love to try this in 2d. The Terraria of demolition games.

[GigaBoost]

@stanburdman Oh, no, it's not a platforming game or anything at all like Terraria. It's just a simplified version of the same concept as this, but in 2D. You place your bombs, you hit detonate and then the games physics kick in and does the rest. It's sort of a puzzle/strategic game, quite simple. It's called Demolition City, I believe there's also a sequel to it (Demolition City 2...) and there are other games that are rather similar where you place bombs and that.

[GigaBoost]

@stanburdman I would recommend playing the sequel, it's good fun for an hour or so. I think that Blaster Simulator could've been a pretty interesting game, but it really needs to be simpler and less clunky. Demolition City 2 is a good example of how a game like this should be designed, simple, straightforward, great physics etc. Would be interesting to see a game like Demolition City be made in 3D, but properly.

[ShadowoOfBlood]

@stanburdman Search for Demolition City, Collapse It, and Dynamite Blast. There's like six others I think.

[SuperFlameRing]

Those bombs are no match for 3-inch thick poles.

[BggProductions]

If you had to use planes to bring the structures down perhaps more people would have bought into it...

[PuppyXz]

Oh Stan... been sleeping through your demolition classes again?

[ladygodia]

Blaster: The Terrorist Simulation game.

[DuhAsainGuy]

When was this made/.

[spiderjerusalem100]

Get Garry's Mod Stan.

[FrontForge]

Gt1310crash is gay

[alolan98]

That countdown sound is so horrible. My alarm clock sounds like that so when ever i hear that noise it feels like its going to interupt me or something because thats what the alarm clock does, im having a nice dream and then i hear that noise. And i hate having that reflex!

[TheYounesbrko]

i love your videos 

[MrMonsterMan1001]

Wow, that was a blast.

[Ryfasol]

@MrMonsterMan1001 [slowclap]

[aaronbxiii]

only micheal schofield could beat this game. I watch way too much prison break

[mikecronis]

Oh no!  Physics!

[pingpong1138]

Stan this game is likee alot you review good on paper

[Leopolderson]

Crazy living skating grass ftw xD

[stanburdman]

@Leopolderson The grass has better physics than a lot of the levels.

[apsluke]

@stanburdman Try detonate lite by wildbeast games. Its so so much better than this garbage game.

[normanknight100]

Wait.. this is a 2011 game? looks more like 2001.

[TheTwin72]

o_o

[316whatup]

Wow...this game seems like a pain to play. Nice review.

[Purecashew]

:O

[thedeadhalo]

Another great review man!

[sillygoose544]

They couldn't even make the explosives look like explosives! Lazyness! And who wants to blow up abandoned factories? Gimmie an orphanage or hospital or something!

[TheHornyHomunculus]

Actually looks like quite a fun little game.

[darkshade2k7]

I remember GamingMills review of this, it looks awful, lol

[shiftdrive81]

penis

[jachoize]

Stan do a review of I Wanna Be The Guy