Louis Theroux - Tries To Get Girls' Numbers - Hypnosis

[OZDE32]

@nector1592 he got her number ffs

[Shortbreadism]

i gotta buy that dam book

[rs200000000000]

this is painful to watch

[caspargrindcore]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[HenceAndOtherwise]

Ironic, that after the girl that looks like Katie Holmes ignores him at 1:39, he then says he wants to look like Tom Cruise! :)

[aidenmccloskey]

hi, i'm Louis. you have the most amazing ass on you. i mean energy about you.

[JohnSmithTheSecond]

hahahhaha oh dear...

[frampoid]

HHIII, My Name's LOUIS

[PUAMethodTV]

best student ever! he improved a lot with that material

[InnocenceExperience]

this is too embarrassing

[EshnehGaming]

Louis was so creepy lmao

[pandakoi]

why was Louis making that silly noise when he was trying to pick up Yoda? hahaha XD

[fadinboy]

@pandakoi that's the sound of 'the force'. he was takin the piss pretendin to use the force to pick up yoda

[sinistercharlie]

louis is such a trip

[sanfransardine]

Star wars memorabilia and microfiber couches make you a wolf.

[craze6663]

that was an amazing transition

[dave00dance]

i feel so akward watching this my back is breaking

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

how the heck does monotoning do that?!

[Britzy]

I cannot handle the cringe.....

Legend though.

[TheCaseUK]

"what are you selling?"

".......selling myself" hahaha

[BonnieBlueFlag1314]

LOUIS!!! LMAO!!!!

[NickB33]

Creep

[subzzzuk1]

louix,,im happy,, im happy ,,im happy ,,im happy ,,im happy,,,will that mean ull ways be happy?

guy,,more than if your not!

what sort of twisted shit is that answer,,, mind fuk !!

[geoff1424]

You just got cancer how are you doing?.........star wars freak's response....."AWESOME!" wtf?

[rdbiii]

This guy thinks too much. It's great to be confident and able to meet other people. Hell maybe even some mutually beneficial physical contact. You know the things men & women are programmed to do? We all crave other human contact so much but are so afraid because of social mores and programming. These techniques are fantastic.

[baxkeystone]

say you just got cancer; How are you doing? Awesome! LOL

[TheSecretGameRoom]

Definition of Legendary = Louis Theroux

[Simonhakken]

haha, he is so funny with dumb people

[SweetFolks]

Works like a greased lightning!

[weefeatures]

If I didn't know Louis and he spoke to me like that, I'd be convinced he was a serial killer

[adamjohnmitchell1]

@weefeatures You just said EXACTLY what I thought. It's his eyes, they are murderous looking. Best comment ever that was hahaha!

[burtonrunyan]

1:39 - I wouldn't give Louis my number if I were Katie Holmes either.

[joebevis92]

the no challenge guy reminds me of Charlie Sheen

[bigaussiejosh]

confidence is the most powerful tool



[naponthebeach]

3:06-3:18 longest 12 seconds of anyones life. LOL

[Cabb3s]

Is Louis doing the voice for Daniel in amnesia?

[Chaoitcme]

This is awkward. 

[adiintel]

what r u selling? my Body!!!

[deathindaylight]

Louis looks like a thin version of Eric Wherheim

[TheMickmack100]

What are you selling.. nothing.. but i like selling myself LMAO!

[RazPrince]

shits hilarious

[AppelMak]

This is painful :S

[the0th]

@AppelMak

watch it one bit at a time. all at once is too painful.

[CZMJ]

Louis just turned really creepy

[TheGobstobber]

'you have the most amazing energy about you' - creepy!!!

[PlaygroundPolitician]

louie is a fuckin winner

[conrad4ever]

@chanellorion wow thanks lol yea China is a totally amazing and beautiful place! I had a brilliant time there, I was with the British counsel on a fact finding trip about what china does to help the environment... apparently nothing lol but still i have a great time ;) have you ever been?

yea that version of stand by me is sung by "4 The Cause". Yea its a great cover of a classic and its quite popular in china I believe so it seamed like and logical choice of song lol.

cheers mate ;-)

[MartialDuartist]

"Im selling myself..." LMAO

+1

[conrad4ever]

@chanellorion I don't know if she was slaging him as she walked away, I thought she just looked a bit surprised or something. but then again I never could read a womans expression LOL

[soooyeahhh]

it's hardly hypnotism is it? it's just being polite to strangers :)

go louis!

[TheWalrus001]

Who wouldn't give Louis Theroux their number?

[ggnub100]

wheres part 2

[raulbarrientos007]

still fake

[arsenalfan00009]

"selling myself" LOL

[jimmyPain2121]

AHAHA fuck this is really hard to watch

[HappyFlappyBaps]

1:39... Katie Holmes doppelganger!

[conrad4ever]

that girl totally looks back at 4:01 lol nice one Louis

[batmanofni]

@conrad4ever Yes, but she had a very weird expression on her face.

[conrad4ever]

@batmanofni was it weird? its kind of hard to tell I think. anyway it doesn't really matter because I think Louis already has a girlfriend and kids

[TheAlmightyAss]

as a great man once said "drugs is for losers and hypnosis is for losers with beards".

anyway i felt so good for louis when he bagged that number

[TheAlmightyAss]

as a great man once said "drugs is for losers and hypnosis is for losers with beards.

[MrProverbz]

This Guy is too funny he aint got no game lmao

[callum1131]

lad.



[dodexodus]

"they actually, kill and eat the sheep..." *deep stare into the smiley guy's eyes*

[BlueGama600]

@dodexodus LOL

[Koekiemonsterxx]

"i'm selling myself"

[ilikevines]

"how are you doing?" "awesome."

[TheMassAnnoyance]

I don't mean to sound mean, but I think Louis, at first glance, seems like a creepy guy!

"Hi, I'm Louis!"... the rapist! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[tvodden]

the number she gave was not HER PHONE NUMBER

[askl23]

"But in the wrong hands..." Only Louis can warn us.

[TheBobworsey]

The dodgey look she gives him at 4.00, like; what the fuck was that

[metyzermanfan19]

Hahahahaha louis just liked feeling powerful

[Altffour]

this is funny shit

[jzime]

To say that he would respond to getting hit by a car with awesome is surely an insult to any person who was ran over and had to deal with it in a slow, rehabilitating way.

[MrAussiebloke12345]

If that guy at the end did get hit by a car i bet he wouldnt say awesome i bet he would be crying like a little bitch

[mackuss]

"What do you want to be Louis?"

"Awesome"

Oh Louis, you ARE awesome.

[wales2k4eva]

''Im selling myself'' GO ON LAUIE!!!

[MDHousewife]

Good point Louis, I tend to agree with how you feel about the exercise. I apreciate your sensitivity and desire for integrity. Keep honoring what you know!

[SpartanicalSystem]

Hahah I love how Louis totally know he's being creepy and just having fun fucking with people.

[mochopz]

Iduno, He sounded creepy.

[edwebo]

LOL this i Ross Jeffries I think.

He's in the book "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pick-Up Artists". I think lol. Really interesting book.

And to all the people who think it's creepy: This guy gets WAY more chicks than you or I ever could

[funkybij1]

ok, i may be developing a passionate crush on the geeky mr theroux...

[TheMango121]

LOL im selling myself haha

[RedNorthern]

lol

[1992Ignorance]

"I'm selling myself" He is halarious

[WardHankDUBSTEP]

LMAO

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

2:56-3:02 "bull, we gotta keep goin"

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

"Hi, my names Louie, and i'm such a loser" 0:52-1:00

ahaha. ...*weep* brought tears to my eyes.

the amount of patheticness and desperation is terrible but i am where dude is at right now. I so identified with that statement.

[izzyepp]

UNF louis is a babe

[Schniddo]

I wouldn't be surprised if this 'wolf' guy was a fascist. All these self-help wierdos appear to have complete disdain for people who aren't as sure of themselves or successful as they are...

[TheMightyDeej]

someone tell me what the fuck louis's doing at 5:30 whys he making that noise. I know he sounds like yoda but is there any need lol

[yggdrasil89]

The only time this mentor's advice seems to work is in the movies. I.e: Fiction.

[254fds]

Creepy 101

[AdamRyanKirkwood]

The girl at 1:40 is hot hot hot!!!

[rickjamesbiatch83]

bwaaahahahhaha, the dude teaching him is a soft cock.

Why would anyone roll like this?

[4RobWilliams]

Louis, if you're stood on the street, don't say you are selling yourself.

[hjdutch]

that chick gave him the biggest dirty over the shoulder, after giving the number

[93z71]

lol I think ross was fucking with this guy

[bloodybeetroot]

this guy is fucking with louis

[AntiGrav1ty88]

Worst PUA ever. And his mentor was really bad...

[cardiffpua]

the best way to be with women is a natural, i think in this case, rj uses props and tools as a confidence boost for men who arent as socially confident as a natural who can stop a girl in the street with minimum effort, i think social conditioning plays a bit part on why people feel being approached is strange or weird

[dave2806]

fucking wanker , he would not last five mins in the uk.

[SuperAntiZionist]

WTF is this? The Steve Jobs looking guy is a fucking whack-job.

Louis could pick up any bitch he wanted just by saying "wanna fuck a celebrity?"

[sugercoatedvenom]

Louis : "you've been knocked over, bleeding profusely and lost several limbs, how you feeling?

Paul: "Awesome"

[democrat10]

Paul is totally fucking with all these self-help dudes :)

[awkwardbarry]

I feel so sorry for that woman - she'll never get called back!

[MrAkihiros]

If his father, Paul, sees this video he's gonna beat the S out of Louis. Lol.

[Alienmad462]

4:10 wtf cop in shorts

so gay

[Alienmad462]

you have the most amazing energy about you

oh thanks :D

*pedophile pedophile pedophile*

[Lynsey38025Part2]

4:01 Her face is hilarious!  Haha!

[ZombieDime]

I like to approach girls with a rag and asking them if it smells like chloroform...

[staalhaan87]

@ZombieDime hahahahhaa damn man

[XIXIsilentIXIX]

@ZombieDime does it work?

[ZombieDime]

@XIXIsilentIXIX as long as you don't get caught you should be fine...

[izzyepp]

Louis is so cute! This video is painfully awkward though...

[LuckynumberSlevin11]

creep



[nineinchtaint]

This is quite possibly one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever tried to watch.

[CabooseNor]

That look at 4:00. That's not a nice look. You sure you didn't just get a 1-800 number?

[jebbadiah]

@CabooseNor  probably..look how creped out she is when she turns around hahah lol

[r2d2f2]

Louis is an AFC!!!!!!!

[memeteora1]

honestly...from a womans point of view...if a guy came up to me like that i would honestly think he's a serial rapist or something.

[Clivepom]

Jeeeeeeeeeesus, HOW did he do that with out having a few drinks first. Balls of steel.

[imluvinit777]

hahahaha seriously this would never work on a girl- why do men think these kind of things work? the best thing a guy can do is be themselves... or just be hot lol

[DirectedBySteve]

Louis is a genius! 

[synfectionavm]

EEEUGHHHH

[wtfaiss]

nice touch holding onto her hand and not letting go......reminds me of a 70 year old pedophile

[dylanvw1]

I love the way they just randomly stand in the middle of the road in the end

[BigAgitator]

i wonder how that star wars guy is doing with dating...? a sketchy guy who seems like he'll remain single for many years

[makky123]

her face over his shoulder as he walks away is priceless!

[alandonald]

Lol, laughed my ass off! Awesome! HAAAAA

[tomibic]

Am I the only one who thinks that Louis Theroux is damn sexy?

[sandybeaches15]

@tomibic nope. Ive always found him strangely attractive

[rodcarew1]

@tomibic Yes!

[MrAkihiros]

@tomibic He's a handsome intelligent guy like his father Paul with just the right British reserve. But I don't know if Louis is as good a writer as his father though.

[dothedeed]

"nice touch holding on to her hand and not letting go" - umm potential kidnapper alert!

[gloopenstein]

5:29 wtf was that?

[sammyBBes]

He looks lie a creep doing that...

[cardiffpua]

the problem with louis he isnt very natural with the situation, thats why it seems really awkward

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL it looks like he's trying to sell them something!!!

[thatsmyrail]

Gotta love his played childish naivity.

[user8595]

are there other set conversattions you can use in different surroundings other than the street sown here?

[Wardenclyffeforever]

They all seemed like they were really uncomfortable and wanted to leave.

[veronicachic]

this made me laugh so hard! louis is funny as hell <3

[weihnachten000]

if you try this in soviet russia girls will kick you in the nuts! I swear! THUMBS UP!

[lynncrf]

This is absolutely hilarious! I love the way Louis just tries everything for the sake of good journalism.

That being said; guys who don't let go of your hand are not seen as great flirts; they are perceived as freaky stalkers that we girls walk away from, no matter how charming they are.

[sa17ma18ra]

I do believe in postive energy...I don't believe in hypnosis or "the secret". If you want to attract a woman set up the signs that you do & let her make the effort. Don't just approach someone & force yourself on them because that is selfish.

[timothymochley]

anyone see the look the blonde gives him as she walks away? She was creeped the f-ck out! Guaranteed the number was fake.

[MPTPGV]

Have you people ever heard of pick-up artist. Pick-Up artist use the 10 (sometimes 20) For 1 Rule, which is to state, they'll ask 10 girls using a pick-up line, until one of them will say yes. Like anything in life, if you approach it with the odds slightly in your favor, and that's what pick-up lines are supposed to do, give you the confidence to go up to a woman and talk to her knowing what you'll say, you'll have success in the world. Both Sexually and Financially.

[artifactingreality]

fucking creepy. imagine trying this on the streets of London:

"hi, you have the most amazing energy about you"

- "sod off you wanker"

"I'm a child a heart"

- "PAEDOPHILE"

"This is a book that I enjoy"

- "I would enjoy it more if you fucked off"

and many more

[farhannius]

@artifactingreality hahahaha! that is exactly how it would go down. American's seem to be able to both offer and take a lot of bullshit lol.

[coolestpyro]

@farhannius you must realize that the united states varies incredibly from place to place, nevermind the fact that its more than 20 times the size of the UK. go to NYC and im sure you would be greeted just as unenthusiastically as you would in london, minus all the cockney slang

[artifactingreality]

@coolestpyro that's certainly true. I'd hate to see what would have happened to poor Louis if he had gone to NYC. .... or Compton lol.

[MPTPGV]

@artifactingreality

I walked up to a beautiful girl in Brighton, when I was there, asked her for direction, then said, "You don't mind giving me direction right, no, why would you mind giving me directions." I told her I was amazed, in New York, if you get lost, its an hour before someone stops to give you directions. She laughed. I asked where she was heading because I didn't want to hold her up. She said nowhere. Long/short, I got her number then I got her that night. So... SS Rocks!

[artifactingreality]

@MPTPGV haha well done mate. Just goes to show there are always opportunities to get to know a total stranger, just as long as you don't use the creepy stalker techniques in this video.

[studiobuddy]

@artifactingreality gay british humour...condensation lol

[SpartanicalSystem]

@artifactingreality Don't forget "CUNT"

[NebunLaCap]

he bagged the blonde chick

[ILikeToMong]

"Nice touch holding onto her hand and not letting go"

That made me lol so much.

[vandeHoorn]

That guy could replace barney stinson in HIMYM in 1 second.

Just look at 7:08 . I'm Awesome :P

[105km]

OMG this was so painful!

[michaelmas10]

Seriously at 1:33 , that IS KATIE HOLMES.

[polpiv4tifi]

4.02...not a success I'm afraid...

[jehcrazyjehcmy]

Hypnosis?! Are you serious?? Is this what man kind has come to? Do you really think your grandfathers sat on their ass and Theorized on how to talk to women like these nerdy PUA clowns? Or do you think they grabbed their balls and stepped up to women as a real man? Get real! The truth is women do the choosing, if she makes eye contact she has an interest in you step and say hello like a man. Jesus christ. Thumbs up if your a real man.

[junkevin]

@jehcrazyjehcmy they grabbed their balls and stepped up to women

[jehcrazyjehcmy]

@junkevin Yeah they did, with a camera. But the majority of men who follow their teachings don't it's a sad thing

[mijnshit]

@jehcrazyjehcmy godamn what a good comment!!! these nerds practice at home allday, but thats wrong and sad, it has to happen naturally.

[leesmithy7atgmail]

Who's he with?

A rapist?

[viggoantipasta]

I'm the wolf!

couldn't stop laughing - interesting guy tho.

[itkapatanka]

Oh 3rd street prom, santa monica

[adrozemog]

"It's a good little prop." That's right, Ross, like rope. And duct tape.

and "Nice touch, holding on to her hand and not letting go." Yup, don't let go. And if they try to make you let go you then you jab them in the nose. Thank you Ross.

rapist.