Panda Express Myself

[LIZAAification]

Was that... Pabst?

[RogueEquinox12]

Has anyone else noticed Matt with a wig is a complete opposite of Craig with a wig? He's so.......happy

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Craig has beautiful skin......

[RainDancer98]

2:19 Is that Matt-tty, Matt, Matt with a wig?

[DesmondtheRhino]

I have to wonder was the continuing party segment inspired by Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams?

[StripedStockingsLove]

at 2:08 i pretty sure she says "hulk smash", but she's wearing "The Thing" gloves

[duckss83]

What are the odds I would be watching this on a thursday over a year later?

[konradinioni]

@duckss83 1/7?

[TheJulesProject]

I really actually laughed out loud. That is a very rare occurrence in the internet world. Usually people say L.O.L. but do they mean that? No. They mean "That's pretty funny I guess... But I don't know what to say to it, so I'll say this even though it's not that funny." Fail people of the internet. Fail indeed.

[buzzhorn1]

@TheJulesProject when I say LOL I MEAN IT!!! AWWWWWW YEEEEEUUUHHHHH

[epochdawn]

no there's actually coffee in there

[SkullOnRoses]

for? or not?

[SkullOnRoses]

to fuckin fake, but i like what are u doing !

[SkullOnRoses]

damn u bro u go for it

[SquishySavvy]

That dude at the party looked like Matt smith

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

@SquishySavvy He does!

:D

[RosieFae]

Wheezy, if you locked your keys in your house, that means you locked your door from the outside. To do this, you would need keys. O.O

[thefamouskaytay]

@RosieFae you could lock the door then shut it

[SongStrukkk]

@RosieFae things must have changed since feb 4th 2010. I can lock myself outside now.



[stude444]

@RosieFae Actually, no, some doors have locks that can be opened from the inside and not the outside, making it easily possible to lock your keys inside your house, I've done it before.

[kate9987]

loving the necks on your pandas :D

[JackBond1234]

Now I'm no scientists, but I consider asteroids a hobby...

Why did that line make me laugh so much?!

[misslollypop67]

I have a foot brain...

[UnknownJapaneseMan]

That wasn't a hulk glove it's the thing from fantastic four

[kitkat356]

...didn't know the hulk was orange.

[greenieactress11]

my brain is in my foot... my LEFT foot to be exact. luckily, i have built a forcefield around it so when i stub my toes i don't get a concussion bwahaha

[JvLaughsHere]

Wheezy, you always cheer me up. (pun about Craig crying in this video not intended.) :)

[sarcasticpool]

2:08 I could watch this all freakin day

[Magenta520]

"Nothing like a hearty wet sob to quell the soul crushing agony."

Lol! Oh wheezy, you get me every time.

[MsArtistgirl1]

2:06 craig with a wigs brother?

[JigglyPuff569]

20 people hate pandas.

[JigglyPuff569]

just wondering...

-what's the music that plays during the party scene?

[squishyboonuts]

omg craig watches flight of the conchords!! bret with his helmet hair woot woot :D

[squishyboonuts]

craig's drawings are epic :D

[pppfan103]

This was made exactly 1 year ago. Now look where you're at. You have a trophy on your bookshelf

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[JigglyPuff569]

lol the party scene was hilarious 

[RatherReal]

Creg with a wig's wig

[IHateSchoolPeople]

i thought that guy with craig's wig was toddly00 !! =D

[HaloRoxMySox47]

What has Craig-with-a-wig been doing during this party? See! Matt's even wearing his wig!

[vortex594]

i have footbrain, and i find that VERY offensive D=<

[orangelime625]

How come his asteroids look like dreidels?

[daraku]

Weird, this video was in my reccomendation box, so I clicked it, and it happens to be Thursday today as well. omg.

[GumiYummi]

Craig with a wigs brother?

[gardeniajohnson]

@2:08 THAT'S NOT HULK. THAT'S THE THING. but I guess you can't expect very much about superheroes from a girl. even in her natural habitat.

[Rivoluzzjoni]

theres nothing funny about foot-brain

my cousin had it... its awful

[NoSandOnTheBeach]

I used to have that game..

[GJDlano]

you should make a video of your clones at the party!

[BestMordecai]

i'm thankful I don't have a foot brain. :)

[xavierpaquin]

They're sending the pandas away to China! /cry

lol

[widgetboy]

You must obey the dance commander.

[nitorify]

Lol il tizio con la maglietta dell'Italia è un grande :D

Lol that guy with that Italian t-shirt on is great :D

[GumiYummi]

Do you love coffee as much as tai chi and mei lan

[rethinkOURreality]

asteroids: pre-explosion-EXPLOSION!

[TCatBRproductions]

i thing wheezy waiter and justin beiber are on the wrong side of the popularity scales

[Daraaggon]

@TCatBRproductions sry, but i hate justin bieber and wheezy waiter SHOULD be popular.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@Daraaggon

XD thats EXACTLY WHAT HE/SHE'S SAYING!!

lol

Justin beiber is popular

Wheezy isn't as popular

[rikko338]

That's not hulk, that's The Thing.

[totalyownednoob]

Made on my bday

[icsomethingshiny124]

Jesus Christ that party is still going on?!?!?!?!

[WILLorMADfilms]

was that an Electric 6 reference??? Dance Commander? maybe not

[Xx28wEekSlaterboYxX]

HEEY!!! look it's Craig with a wig!! ooh shirt, it's not ¬¬

[Kayte52]

0:44 you have such pretty eyes!! *-*

[orchidsandpearls]

Don't cry I love you <3

[kukelekuu]

i am sooooooooooo thankful that we dont have footbrain.

mine would smell bad

[PaulThePuppetier]

So...he had 2 pandas?

[sianykins]

Thats the things hand not the hulk..

[RVBDeathbot]

OMG! THE DRUMMER SPOKE!

[littlefurrydude]

in the words of the great wheezy " beer after coffee, im drinking so fuckoffee

[Narglesonamistletoe]

First I thought that you were Craig with a wig that had taken off his wig.

[guckenberger]

"there's actually coffee in their"! :D

[Mer1002]

I love you <3

[HawCowr]

at 2:20 looks like demitri martin

[michiganfan725]

2:00 is that guy wearing craig with a wig's wig?

[MrTruckosaurusRex]

@michiganfan725

yes, he is

[KyleeEatWorld]

Your beard has gotten full.

I like it.

[Stianfiction]

" I am no scientists"- wheezy waiter

[LoboFairchild]

Just started watching your videos, they are very smartly funny I love them Keep me entertained and keep up the work, your videos make youtube that bit more bearable.

[crazymanmot]

pands should be protected F*REEK* the banda express if they coock real panda and if not ok and stop cuting bamboo you *beaches*

[pinkpandamiranda]

I LOVE PANDAS

[TEHARGUERZ]

Lack of pandas makes me a sad panda.

[ohnoyoudidntx]

they send the pandas back to china because they are helping them breed over there. also it was part of the contract when they initially sent pandas to the USA.

[AxelFoley305]

haha i have a beard brain!!!

[xlayer1]

i like turtles... do you mr waiter?

[studmufn28]

"And I also have no roof." also "Cut to another picture I'm not done crying yet."

[46419]

that wink was awesome!

[YoshiStarSpirit]

Dude, I got a heart attack when you started crying. Not even kidding.

[likefishandhook]

But even without foot-brains, we could just forget our feet.

Say what?

[thrillernight23]

why is it that your one of the funniest youtubers ever and you only have about 25,000 views per video

[ParkerBlitz]

@thrillernight23 THE funniest youtuber ever. correction

[KizzyMiz]

"cut to another picture im not done crying yet"... "ok im done" xD

[indubitabil]

please answer this or else im gonna shave ur bear ( or whatever)hair

[indubitabil]

are u makin the voice of kungfoo panda?

[austinpiper]

1:10 funniest thing ive ever seen!

[LucasSpurrell]

That fist was The Thing from Fantastic Four. The Hulk is Green.

[thefateoftheworld]

awesome intro!!

[canadaschannel]

Watch the video with the CC on :P

Very Very Funny !!!

[KillerCatProductions]

you are doing an awsome job at entertaining us beard lovers and some not beard lovers (prsonaly you have inspired me to grow a beard so i have decided to not use my shaver for a full year) any ways this is my reason to watch youtube every weekday is to make everyone smile and sometimes frown although in my oppinion you are the most inspiring person evar to me and for that i give you a smiley trophy... :) but seriously you are my favorite on youtube... and i believe that allot of people love u to

[REMsleeper428]

Wrong hand for "hulk smash"! But that's okay.

[raj4493]

Thats what i was gonna say lol

[Alucard13Fan13]

I for one am glad I don't have foot brain.

[decem10ber]

Moma said I'd lose my head it it were not attached.I guess she was is right for the other day

it fell off and rolled away.I'd look for it but my eyes are on it.I'd call for it but my mouth is on it.Couldn't hear it no way for my ears are on it.I

think I'll just sit here on this rock and rest a minute." Shell Silverstein

[BeckyNarcolepsy]

i thought of this poem too! so great.

[zageguy]

SEXAY!

[numbersism]

Oh, I thought you were getting dropped off by aliens haha

[Meredity123]

kitchen parties FTW!

[sockmkyhat]

you made this viedeo on my birthday (i spelled video wron)

[JManu3]

u xpeled wrong, wrong

you fail

[nylecroc]

Its only awkward if you say awkward

[soraiyame]

Craig you are a pun genius.

I also enjoy the fast growing weirdness of the party in your kitchen.

[vonraven]

jesus and flying spaghetti monsters, get the hell out of craig's house!

[iamcool098890]

Is that the music from Mass Effect 2?

[stickperson5]

the nominies for the best picture weHy are we sending the pandas away to china whare we doing that lost me rofl lmao lol lmfao

[SMGleader]

i lost it at "been cryin a lot" LOL

[MattTheSpratt]

That's exactly what the picture looked like.

[pandaeXpressiions]

hey. look at my screen name. ha.

[keirstinkate]

That was not a hulk fist she was wearing, it was a The Thing fist-I believe the line should have been "It's clobberin time," not "hulk smash"~oh sweet baby jesus my husband is rubbin off on me.

[CarrieBradshawRootie]

Been crying alot, phahahhahahahahahahh I love you wheezywaiter, and yes I'm thankfull i don't have footbrain. :))

[muffinkatsen]

Would you like a hug?

[whatisthiscoconut]

ooookk...

what is ur channel exactly about?

i dont get it....some1 explain

[boorbaga]

@whatisthiscoconut

exactly!

[WorldofWit]

It's just a channel where he vlogs with humor.

What more would you ever want??!!

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

its jus comedy... ease up a lil bit lol.....

[deathbecomesu187]

hey say Ship !! oh oh try to say SunShine. or how about the word SeaShell . ??

[Debsturrs]

dude, is it me or in every vid now he always has his loser friends in his kitchen? lol.

[ninjanoah07]

hahaha what would we do without visual aid?

[Mackanmanga]

Wish your episodes were longer. Love you man! <3

[megasearch3]

pandas rock!!

[rubberbandqueen]

please auction your notebook when it's full!! I will bid xx

[KoolThing14]

@rubberbandqueen w00h! Project for awesome 2011!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[mryouwontrememberme]

theres actually coffee in there LOL

[FerreThoughts]

"Hulk smash"? More like "clobberin' time!"

[SxoliastisTwnPantwn]

stop playing the same music...4 days-same music!! damn!!

[thetimshow]

haha foot brain

[sillynstubborn]

WEBERRRRRRR! *shakes fist*

(I hope people get that in-joke I just made right there...)

[JTMISANTHROPIST]

ha... the party bit is starting to get a little old i have to say. fucking hilarious for like maybe 3 episodes, but you gotta mix it up a little more than this man? still think you're hilarious, tho!

[NoQuestionzAsked]

i seriously have a man crush on you!

[candlelight377]

One day u r gonna find all the ppl in the party passed out on the floor

[JTMISANTHROPIST]

passed out, or passed away? the latter of the two would be MUCH funnier

[outcast972]

i like pie

[hajuka]

Sing more!!111

[r3tard3d3d]

appoligy accepted

[alwaystextback]

You're not crying alone.

[doctornoise]

that's the longest party in the history of parties in your kitchen.

[MattMedik]

lulz

[jjjjasmine]

what exactly are drink tickets?

[MattMedik]

@jjjjasmine usually for bands that play at a bar, they are usually playing for fun or to become better known on the local scene, so insted of paying them in cash, the get paid in drink tickets (IE: free beer)

[heatherstar87]

when your at a party you get a ticket sometimes so you can only get one drink

[chordsandcolour]

why wasn't i invited to the party in your kitchen, craig? :(

[animagreed]

of course there is coffee in there.

[Yomay]

You have a good beard Craig, but you need to grow it about a hundred times longer! Oh and the soar through the air when you were going for coffee made me LOL. That was the best part :-D keep it up, your videos rule. Oh and grow your beard longer.

[Noseisbig]

No it is fridaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[colossusbeam]

hahahahahah I laughed so hard when that chick said hulk smash. It wasn't the fact that she was wrong, it was just the way she said it lol

[Kassieiscake]

I can haz your beard?

[imoanD]

i think. you might just be one of the funniest bearded men. like ever.

jus' sayin'

no pressure.

keepitupplzkthxbai :)

[IIObliviousTaylorII]

OMFG, you're mildly funny. I watch you everyday.....litterally. O-o;;

stalkerish.....

Awkward.

walks away*

[KavithaisPadfoot]

I cried a lot today, too.

*crickets chirp*

[zaxaron]

um that was a THING fist......HULK angry now!

[GordonEdward]

So... Is the only way to have a sky bank to not have a roof?

[monkey0415]

OMG I LOVED THAT ASTEROIDS GAME!!!

[vlogmesilly]

Party scene = funnier every time. EVERY. TIME.

[Verny83]

I think you have spryly jumped to the front of my queue of favourites.

[Methodologyofmadness]

When you talk about news stories can you please link them? I wanted to see the NASA news and now I will have to manually search for it with Google like some sort of CAVEMAN. How unfortunate that a man of my stature be subjected to such cruel depravity!

[splicegrrl]

i really like this video. it's really good. i really like it. you're doing a really good job. i'm really proud of you. i want to know you. no? that's okay. i really like you. i'll be watching you.

[hnye]

Craig, you look very tired. you should probably be sleeping more. lol.

[squeakysneakerdj]

I fear that wheezy might be a friend of hipsters.

Every time I fall in love it ends in betrayal... is there something wrong with me? I trusted you wheezy!!

[moolikeachicken]

This comment made me laugh so much XDD

But then I felt bad for laughing at your sadness : (

[wheezywaiter]

hey, hipsters are people too. Just because I'm friends with them that doesn't mean I'm not friends with nerdsters, or jocksters, or youtubesters, or jerksters, or stirsters (you know, people who stir soup and what not). The point is, YOU CAN'T PIN ME DOWN TO ONE DEMOGRAPHIC-ster!!

[squeakysneakerdj]

But we're beardsters!

[Narglesonamistletoe]

I wonder, isn't it good that they are sent to China. That's were they live.

[TinkerbellKat]

Goodness that's a lot of partying!

[4jonah]

is that party supposed to be as obnoxious as i find it?

[moolikeachicken]

I personally love that the girl says "Hulk smash" when her hand is clearly the Thing's : 3