Wizard People, Dear Reader - CHRISTMAS YES! (Chapter 21)

[mrchuckmorris]

I had to pause the video for about 5 minutes when Ron says "At least I'm not a hideous f***er" because I was laughing so hard. Then I watched til the end of the conversation and had to pause it again because I was laughing so hard I cried.

[placidandy]

Don't split hairs with the bear. Just don't.

[afiman96]

"the snow of of christmas morning fall like angel's shit"

who else laughed at that?

[zane98zane]

This is undoubitly the best parts of the movie

[chiefsfan713]

"A father that leaves forever, of you know what I mean."

Lmao at what he means

[rpsmith014]

Who else likes this version better than the second version?

[FMAluver14]

xD

[GentelmanNex]

9 people spilled their beans

[JVilleTVille]

No, we're staying here. We're gonna find out who that fucking Nick Flanel is and rule the fucking school. So run home and open your presents, I hope you get a new pillow to cry into, shit....

[freerun167]

the snow falls like angel shit.

[scousereddy2468]

poor beans!

[gymnstsdontneedballs]

Like an oiled gazel

[kaitlin5548]

hahaha i love this so much, i know the whole thing off by heart i have it on my ipod

[idugupthegrave]

...so run home and open your presents; I hope you get a new pillow to cry into. Shit.

[Rejukem]

Harmony feels small in their presence and decides to split hairs with The Bear.

[xMarkGaddisx]

AT LEAST IM NOT A HIDEOUS FUCKER

[wtfurmommaable]

this is stupid. I wanted to say retarded, but that would be insulting to all the retards out there.

[AwkwardTwig89]

Christmastime snowy-ness fellates the castle gently.

[ExhaustedBus]

Harmony feels small in their presence and decides to split hairs with the bear. "Say Ron, you look tired have you ever been tested for disses?" Ron reply's "At least I'm not a hideous fucker." She says "Are you going home for Christmas I'm going home I've got money." He says "No were staying here. Were going to find out who that fucking Nick Flamel is and rule the fucking school. So run home and open your presents I hope you get a new pillow to cry into... Shit."

Best Lines EVER.

[starloft3]

but lo ho ho readers! it is a cloak... a cloak indeed...a cloak with a cloaking device...AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK!

[Siriuslysnaped14]

So much more cursing as the chapters go on.

[ChristineSpreee]

2:24-2:32 LOL BRB can't breathe

[Episkey7]

harry notices that he leaves with the face of a leaving father. A father that leaves forever, if you know what i mean.

[TheYoungMusician]

This is really funny when your high.

[starpies]

This is definitely one of my favorite chapters.

[Solveigster]

"Say, Ron, you look tired. Have you ever been tested for diseases?" Ron replies, "At least I'm not a hideous fucker." She says, "Are you going home for Christmas? I'm going home, I've got money." He says, "No, we're staying here. We're gonna find who that fucking Nicholas Flannel is and rule the fucking school. So run home and open your presents, I hope you get a new pillow to cry into. Shit..."

ROFL

[radwand]

harry overtakes the stairway like an oiled gazelle...

[quidnuncnarniac]

Are we to die in pur beds Hagar?

And The hotfoot spells she put on snake...

I hope you get a new pillow to cry into...

The snow of Christmas morn falls like angels shit...

Overtakes the stairs like an oiled gazelle

[koolgool]

"... as Harry fumbles through his last dream and into yet another chink in life's impenetrably armored succession of days."

I love the needlessly descriptive sentences. xD

[LeonSpinx1]

"So run home and open your presents; I hope you get a new pillow to cry into. . . . Shit."

[featuringfranklin]

AN OILED GAZELLE!

[92cosmicgirl]

are we to die in our beds hagar?

[Iwantyourbabies24]

you can tell in his voice that at this point, he's burnt OUT!

[brittanyyablonski17]

this is sooo rediculous

[ExhaustedBus]

"Harry overtakes the stair way like an oiled Gazelle."

[BigO8872]

"I hope you get a new pillow to cry into" might be my favorite line of the whole series

[ILOVENEWPORTS420]

dick the halls of the school

[houseofburn]

brad neely: master of metaphors

[NumotTD]

"Christmas morning. The snow of Christmas morn falls like angel shit."

LMFAO

[azerskater]

At least I'm not a hideous fucker.

[derekrau]

@azerskater LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[rastamick61]

Are we to die in our beds hagar? Wtf!?! XD

[filmsbyMIKE]

do chapters 18 and 20 not exist?

[lillidys]

@filmsbyMIKE I know chapter 20 is part of the Cribbage match. Not sure about 18...

[thoughtsthroughsound]

@filmsbyMIKE all the chapters are there, but he does skip parts oft he movie

[savedgirl309]

@filmsbyMIKE 20 is during the game.18 was taken off, It’s called HP and Ronnie the Bear fight a troll. 15, is called It's called "HP's cribbage destiny” They are both on the sidebar before and after they would regularly appear in the video line up.

[vampirelover2647]

Harry over takes the stair case like a well oiled gazelle.! Made me laugh so hard.! :D it was so hilariouse.!! :))

[Quigleyallover]

this is the best one

[RogueGank3r]

At least I'm not a hideous fucker.

[yardwhale]

hhahahah OILED GAZELLE

[sampsonwilcox]

"as a few gross looking professors dick the halls"

[xoxCarlyx7]

with the face of a leaving father...a father who leaves forever if you know what i mean.

[happyguy1997]

dont you think Harry would have got more preasants? I mean he is the boy who lived! dont you think that people from all over the world would send him gifts? I would even if I didn't know him personally.

[elrob2k]

3:54

[svtheatre16]

"Say, Ron, You look tired. You ever been tested for diseases?"

Ron replies, "At least I'm not a hideous fucker!"

[spoonlessjoe98]

"among other things, I'M SURE."

[porcupinesandplaid]

"i hope you get a new pillow to cry into!" :D

[ricosity]

YES!!

[SERTYG]

this might be the funniest thing i have heard. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHA

[grantmorgn]

"you fuckers made me spill the beans" haha.

[snotsleeve]

"the snow of christmas morn falls like angel shit"haha

[mommabeast17]

I hope you get a new pillow to cry on!

[jojopotato12]

"Harry overtakes the stairway like an oiled gazelle."

Is happy.

[Butter89cup]

0:18 He calls Snake "him"! :o

[madlink06]

@Butter89cup i don't think so. i hear "them"

[GoatFace99]

@Butter89cup

He was referring to Harry i'm pretty sure.

[oldmenwearSPANDEX]

"at least I'm not a hideous fucker."

[joewhittles]

"But lo ho ho readers, it appears to be a cloak indead, a cloack with a cloaking device!"

[blazer0070]

at least im not a hideous fuck

[minesinafrica]

haahahaha "the snow of christmas morning falls like angel's shit"

[therealjohnnyrad]

Haha I'm going to quote this on it's own YouTube page so people who don't watch it can know what part random Internet jerk #45 thought! No need to hit play just read this.

Oiled gazelle! Lol. Angel shit. Rofl! Cloak. Bwahaha

[Mittens2201ca]

You're not very fun in real life, are you?

[soccerman10177]

Say ron, you look tired. Have you ever been tested for diseases? Ron replies, at least I'm not a hideous fucker.

LOL XD

[DarknessHowls]

"But lo ho ho, dear readers, it /is/ a cloak--a cloak indeed! A cloak with a cloaking device, an INVISIBILITY CLOAK!"

[choklitmufin]

"are you going home for Christmas, I'm going home, I've got money"

"No...we're staying here, we're going to find out who that fucking Nick Flunel is and rule the Fucking School"

gets me every time :D

[Rejukem]

Harmony feels small in their presence and decides to split hairs with the bear hahahah

[jediking12]

You Fuckers made me spill the beans lol

[happyafterdeath]

snow falling like angel shit! lmfao!!

[ZaidNitsua]

My best friend fooled around with my women but he sent me this and all is forgiven now.

[chrisfinest1]

lol angle shit

[raptorhunter104]

tell me more

[freeloaderqaz]

"A cloak with a cloaking device!" lol

[twigmaster18]

"Dick the halls" XD

[NightmarishGuy]

"Harry overtakes the staircase like an oiled gazelle."

It's poetry :')

[bentothemao]

FUCK, you fuckers made me spill the beans LOL

[frosty0pants]

"the father that leaves forever (if you know what i mean)" lol thats soo mean.

[ColingCreevey]

At least i'm not a hideous fucker. haha

[PatrickSchabus]

i hope you get a new pillow to cry into...

[rspunch]

Shit. There is almost too much hot greased awesome in these.

[mattdot666]

0:16 "The hotfoot she gave him"

"Him" being Snake.. inconsistancy... :P

[Osmprofit]

You fuckers made me spill the beans

[buttslaporchestra69]

what in the name of testicles are you on, dude?

[canman87]

But Lo ho ho! Hahaha.

[Osmprofit]

this one is the best one

[unknownscenario]

"harry overtakes the staircase like an oiled gazelle" harharhar I love it <3

[Dahawka90]

rofl! "i hope you get a new pillow to cry into"

[JonConstantine]

fuck yea! haha

[Kstang09]

at least im not a hideous fucker... bahahahah.

[wmpr88]

"The snow of Christmas morn falls like angel's shit"

[niggerkike]

we're gonna find out who that nick flanel is and rule the fucking school

[ricohuerta]

The exchange between ron and hermione was the funniest thing I've ever heard. This shit is funny, but this is the first time I commented. I just couldn't help it.

[ChairmanKiel]

FUCK! You fucker's made me spill the beans!

[andantinowithaswager]

i'm so glad that my friend told me about this because it's the funniest thing i've ever seen.

"FUCK, he yells so loud that the birds rattle out of their trees"

[HerMajestyTheQueens]

but lo ho ho readers

[Nintendofan9106]

Say ronnie, are you going home i'm going home my parents got money. ROFL

[eddieshred92]

"harry overtakes the stairway like an oiled gazelle," hahahha

[Quigleyallover]

lmao

[kungfooligan]

At least I'm not a hideous fucker

[ohyousexylush21]

the smell of christmas morning falls like angel shit! lmfao

[6our6vampire6hearts]

I hope you get a new pillow to cry into xD

[ohyousexylush21]

I hope you get a new pillow to cry into..SHIT. ahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha

[CaptainComposte]

HP, engage your cloaking devise!

[casey11592]

"fuck!" he yelled so loud that the birds rattle out of their trees. "you fuckers made me spill the beans!"

"are we to die in our beds, hagar?" lmao

[KillersRokMeSox]

i wanna see the troll scenesy!

[PeppermintDandelions]

I hope you get a new pillow to cry into.

XDD

[KingFirenze]

"But behold! Ronnie The Bear has assembled a fine mornings fire to take the edge off, he is wearing a sweater that he himself has made out of a Dragon's hide"

For some reason I think this is one of the funniest parts, lol.

[rockerchic3214]

The snow falls like angel shit.

I CANT BREATH!

[companioncubexglados]

Chapter 20 is in the same video as chapter 19. He says "The score is tied at Chapter 20"

[Freewalker911]

the snow falls like angels shit!

this is absolutely wonderful.

thank you so much.

[KatarnandKanos]

What happened to chapter 20?

[krayzeekookie]

I want to see it too. I think it's the scene with the Troll at Halloween..

[TheMacAttack2012]

It's the second half of the cribbage match.

He says it in that vid.

[vampireeskimo]

thats chapter 18 there never was a chapter 20, warner bros took down ch 18 ( Troll'd) and 15 (JESUS)

[everything80s12]

Harry overtakes the stairway like an oiled gazelle.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"a cloaking device"...evertime :D

[neio94]

you've got a strange bag down here with your name on it HP.

This is possibly the greatest thing youtube has ever produced.

[JoeWhy1]

"Go open your presents Harmony. I hope you get a pillow to cry into" hahahaha

[andantinowithaswager]

at least i'm not a hidious fucker.

[MischaArielle9000]

lol they're gonna rule the fucking school

[Kafkalist]

The words comic genius were made for people like Brad Neely.

[abbybrook31]

what?

[CAPSLOCKZOMG]

"Ron watches on in boredom. He wonders what evils he could be slaying now..."

[treetop923]

Are we to die in our beds, HAGAR!?!

[willowpuff]

Harmony feels small in their presence, and decides to split ends with the bear. "Say Ron, you look tired, have you ever been tested for diseases?" "At least I'm not a hideous fucker." She says, "Are you going home for Christmas? I'm going home, I've got money," he says "No, I'm staying here, we're gonna fnd out who that fucknig Nick Flannel is and rule the fucking school."

"Harry overtakes the stairway like an oiled gaselle"

This guy is a comic genius.

[obiwanfx]

open your presents,i hope you get a new pillow to cry in

[Budaphly]

i hav never laughed so hard in my life. i couldnt breath for about half a minute and my stomach has never clenched up as tight as it did now. "She decides to split hairs wit Ron the bear". Why do they have to fite for? god their only 11 years old. lmao!

[jacob31593]

we're gonna find out who that fuckin nick flanel is and rule the fuckin school

great material

[56aviatordude]

at least im not a hideous fucker

i nearly died at the end of the movie where Dumbledore talks to Harry, laughing so hard.

this is the funniest parody ive ever heard.

[Crowbarboy]

i guess there is no chapter 20

[nickrees90]

chapter 19 and 20 r put 2gther

[Crowbarboy]

kk ty

[soundninja0]

lol!!

he sounds tired in this one...

[BluberryMuffin652]

WILIKERS THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[AbdulDukhirahiq]

'FUCK!' he yells so loud that the birds rattle out of their trees. 'you fuckers made me spill the beans.'

'are we to die in our beds, hagar?'

'say ron, you look tired, have you ever been tested for diseases?'

'so run home and open your presents, i hope you get a new pillow to cry into. shit.'

[ShyAnnaShyness15]

like an oiled gazelle?! lmao

[thea618]

but lo ho ho readers, it is a cloak, a cloak indeed, a cloak with a cloaking device

[AtmanDave]

"A father who leaves forever, if you know what I mean."

[laxh4x7]

#20 was in the last one w/ 19

[liefstevera]

this is actually # 20 right?

[lardman812]

if you watch 19, it goes to 20 in the middle, so this is 21

[liefstevera]

really??

i watched all the chapters, i must have mist it :P

[FredSmitih]

At least I'm not a hideous fucker.

We're gonna stay here and find out who fucking Nick Flanell is and Fucking rule the school.

[BluberryMuffin652]

LOL. the snow of christmas morn falls like angle shit

[xoxopetitchatxoxo]

snow falls like angel shit! hehe!!

[Threeballer97]

"You fuckers, made me spill the beans."

[Heelinyourface]

the snow falls on Christmas morning like angel shit

[vinylblues]

I hope you get a new pillow to cry into.

[orangeh6]

say ron you look tired have you ever been tested for diseases

[chriscdt91]

harry overtakes the stairway like an oiled gazzele

[butt3r31]

"if you know what i mean..."lol. "dick the halls" hee hee."ron watches on in boredom..."hahaha.i love this.

[gintoki76]

......wheres chapter 20???????

[casemeister338]

In the Chapter 19 video, Neely says "the game is tied at Chapter 20" when the game is tied at 20 =)

[GloriaMonday]

Ah, so that why it was about twice as long as usual XD

[gintoki76]

ooooooh thanks!

[LouTheGrotesque]

where did chapter 20 go??

[varagner]

god i love brad neely

[millencolinman]

I hope you get a new pillow to cry into... shit.

[robbielover2468]

bugger off, FUCK! you fuckers made me spill the beans!

[JiltedForeverAndEver]

The snow of Christmas morn falls like angels' shit...

[HIMkidHIM]

"at least im not a hideous fuck" "i'm going home, i've got money" "we're going to own this fucking school"

[HIMkidHIM]

you fuckers made me spill the beans

[red24raider]

this one doesn't sound like the other one...

[lulucy]

Brad Neely did two versions. I prefer the old one. ;P

[Leaviel]

I was not aware that snow was actually the shit of angels... but I guess it makes sense...

[jeffreyhughesnc]

This is all very William Burroughs-esque... wouldn't you agree. That is not to cheapen Brad Neely's word wizzardliness. This is great stuff - but I swear it sounds like he has channeled Burroughs with all his mid-western cadence and tacets... mixtures of American colloquialisms, poetic surgary descriptions and hints of harsh expletives. I find it quite delectable.

[MorganCharles]

Where is Chapter 20?