Patrick Star's 20 Top Funniest Moments

[Ashfangirl22]

You missed so many other good Patrick moments, these were some of my favorite too. Old Sponge bob was the best, got a good laugh from this so thanks.

[MrTerminalZ]

DUHHHHH... WHERES THE LEAK MA'AM???

[JohnIsYoDaddy]

#13.. We should find all the people who pretend to care about Kony, and put them in AFRICA!!

[ChargersRock13]

@JohnIsYoDaddy FFS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3

[Cornhusker207]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[immabored1]

he who dosnot put ho u callin pinhead in 4

[airbandPumpkinPie]

DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE

[uberfunkimunki]

17. 'nuff said.

[shebethebee]

What happened to this quote:

Patrick: east? I thought you said weast?

Mr. Krabs: That's west Patrick...

[ThaSnipahz]

Put on Transcribe Audio at 1:30 lol.

[zonks92]

17 is best!

[Boxmajor]

What about " i wanna be a spy too!"

[wanae12]

17,14,13,12,7,2, & 1 are the best!! (in my oppinon)

[chasermonkey012]

hey hey i thought of somthing funnier than 25.

26

[chasermonkey012]

oh you mean like a weenee

[tyler332425]

did anyone else grow up thinking an elephant was called a giraffe?

[jamestaindahouse]

I..I need to grow up

[sparkelgrl89]

" who are you calling pin-head?" hahaha i love patrick and spongebob sooooo much. haha its the best cartoon ever exsisted !! xD

[SassyAlbertWeskerful]

lol, "IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!" Heck yes man, that is indeed a giraffe........can you see the neck?

[xxxrandomxxxfandomxx]

There is supposed to be "we do weed illegally in little little italy" in there and there's not. WTFH IS WRONG WITH YOU??? IN FACT, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??????

[trainofaaron]

Am I the only one who thinks when Patrick and spongbob were eating icecream and than pat says. "who ate my cream.... Im serious." was hilarious?

[THETEDDYBYRON]

MY NAME IS NOT RICK!!!!!! XD

[sararuler4]

# 8 is halarious !

[SexyMary69]

0:18<3

[Alisharocks0129]

Once there was an ugly barnacle, He was so ugly that everyone died, THE END HAHA! XD

[wileyhollen]

Where's the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma?

[Necronlord2011]

3:33 is me sitting in math

[hett0228]

wow, how do you miss-spell watching, smh

[xgh0ztx21]

Chocolateeee!!!!!!!!

[TSKworks]

Where's "LEEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE" ??

[imXaXteapot2112]

But.......I've been playing horse radish for seven years now.

[unreal1298]

I agree, #1 is by far the greatest. Just Spongebob's face before the story makes it the best.

[racegod81]

spongebob: " i thought of something funnier than 24"

patrick "what?"

spongebob: "25"

both die!

[661trixie]

My favorite: 17 15 10

[GHsportsreview]

pinhead is #1

[funybuny567]

I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, we, wumbo! XD

[elesjuan13]

I still say #4 is the greatest ever

[allymanzi]

0:46-1:06...me in class

[Alman101100]

:D

[theWRONG11]

LMFAO

[hamster1136]

JUST LIKE A GENIE!

[DogsProductionsFilms]

Number 2 is what i have to tell my girlfriend all the time. :P

[ducttapemaster01232]

LOVE NUMBER ONE!!,

[Jicoby123]

Is mayonnaise an instrument? lol gets me every time.

[TheRedRose703]

THATS 1# IS MY FAV PART (:

[Tito13570]

My favorite is 9

[DANA9747]

3-6-6-8-9-13-16-17-18LMFAO

[TheAwesomeguy245]

I like the episode with the monster butterfly

[TayYangWolf]

16 is my fav!!

[jesseg1699]

no the one where patrick and man ray were with his wallet that was funnier

[stacey94ify]

145 people's name is Rick

[MrEdman4]

Ledle ledle ledel lee!

[WheresMahBacon]

I like how these are from the first 3 seasons of Spongebob. The GOOD episodes.

[TheMadManWithABox1]

FINLAND!

[lol9975]

no this is

SPARTA

[adampplaysguitar]

FINLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD!­!!!!!! that brought back some good ole memories!

[EEBSGERIAPRODUCTIONS]

I am not a crusty crab!

[123MrBlubbernugget]

wheres leedle leedle leedle lee and inner machinations of my mind

damn

[plantsvskirby]

WHERE'S LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE?!?!

[Hademaster64tv]

HEY!! As a Texan I take offense from number 19.

[fungirlninja]

is manays a insterment

[Doominatorx6]

"I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN" was missing :(

[EEBSGERIAPRODUCTIONS]

#19 Should've been higher!

"Hey Patrick! What am I now?" "Umm... stupid?" "No! I'm Texas!" "What's the difference?" Hahahahahaha!

[lolmariolink]

haha its a giraffe!

[SuperDB1992]

144 people are from stupid texas! xD

[CODfan1095]

who you callin pinhead, where's the leak maim and FINLAND is the best

[Cptodayiscool]

I thought of something funnier than 24...what? 25...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[661trixie]

Knock knock Patrick: I love you!❤

[MrFlyersrule1234]

no this is patrick

[vandey123]

hello?

I love you

[musicalguru100]

womboligy the study of wombo

may i take your hat sir

[Prettyqirlbitchhh]

FINLAND!

[laffytaffy1hello]

It's first grade spondgebob

[PAPACITO41]

7 no this is patrick

[GabiJonas93xoxo]

it's a giraffe.

[JerkMan415]

NO THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NGuddaGudda]

I...live in texas...D:> wtf patrick!

[iceystar98]

2 is my favourite there

[2712670420]

I knew that the ugly barnacle thing was there XD

[persion101]

He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. xD

[emilycheyenne559]

#'s 14, 6, 4, and 1 is my fav

[MarcosArchive12]

Hey Patrick. I didn't learn the word "Wumbo" in first grade.

[MarcosArchive12]

LOL "Is mayonnaise an instrument" ROFLMAO @ I'm Squidward Im Squidward Squirdward Squidward Squidward

[ballball2109]

ha ha ha its a giraffe

[AlohaItsEmily]

hello? i love you.

[yekezenadab1]

"I can't see my forehead" is the best Patrick line whether u want to admit it or not. but it wasn't even in your top 20 #areyouseriousbro but let's give you the bennefit of the doubt u probably 4got about that line or maybe never saw the episode.

[minerman774]

MY NAMES.....NOT....RICK!! no, this is patrick!

[menolistenkaycauseib]

This is childish.... I LOVE IT!!! XD

[PunnyWatch]

It is really funny!hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[XXSlayer797XX]

0:17 lmao

[strat458796]

Where's the leak ma'am? xD

Finland!! xD

[TinaaaBinaaa]

is this the Krusty Krab? no, this is Patrick. D:< i am not a krusty krab.. Patrick, thats the name of the restaurant...

[KirroTheFish]

I love this because it's all old classics!!! not that stupid new crap

[pointlessman123]

4:08 the ugly barnicle

[CrystalPistol517]

1:08 and thus, a meme was born.

[MultiHRocks]

my name is NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[knucklesfan8]

Why does everybody put "the ugly barnacle" as number 1? It's funny, but it doesn't deserve CLOSE to number one! Especially when you compare it to "Firmly Grasp it" or "FINLAND!"

[Ahlaq100]

"Who ya callin' Pinhead?" :D

[lolzomgzdiva]

hey patrick my name isnt rick either but i didnt make a big deal out of it

[lolzomgzdiva]

the number that is even better than 24 is 69

[lolzomgzdiva]

i wonder it will be if i knocked on my crushes door and he answers and i say I LOVE U...

[alimohammad360]

its funny how all the jokes were made by patrick

[zammy232]

Hey I know something better than 26.........27!!

[imabiggagleek]

oh come on, addmitt it we all wumbo sometimes in our life

[imabiggagleek]

really, i thought maynaise WAS an instrument

[imabiggagleek]

hey i know something better than 25... 26!

[bubbadubful]

is patrick smoking something?

[GoGoggansGo]

I forgot how funny this show was

[imabiggagleek]

no actually i dont wumbo

[imabiggagleek]

noooooo IMMM SQQUUIIIDDWAAARRRDDD!!!!!!

[XxLiyahSoFweshxX]

It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was sooo ugly that everyone DIED!

The end! :D

[WebVideo90780]

Wumbology, the study of wumbo. ITZ FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!!!!!!

[WebVideo90780]

Firmly grasp it in your hand. Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!! That ought to do it. Hahahaha

[OD287]

Numbers 13, 12, 10, 9, 8, 7 definitely, 5, 4 definitely, 3, 2, and 1 of course

[Dietpopsoda]

143 people live in texas

[Targetman18]

when patrick and spongebob say special patricks head looks like a cock ;) 1:11

[dhines3150]

"is this the Krusty Krab?"

"No, this is Patrick"

[mrorangelightning]

Thumbs up if you liked the ugly barnacle.

[Callishatv]

Not 69 it's 25

[CRAZYHOBO5865]

"i dont get it"

[TheDavid101ish]

What about when Patrick had a stick that said SPONGEBOB in his butt, from the movie,

[TwoToneYoshi]

The funny moments are always with Patrick!

[epicrandomnessXD]

heheheheheee... i get it. coz he looked like a pin head...

[BlaStudios91672]

1:07 we should take justin beiber and push him somewhere else!

[cursedsealsasuke12]

He she we wumbo

[cursedsealsasuke12]

You wumbo I wumbo

[angel316faze]

@1:00 "hey patrick i thought of something funnier then 24- .....69!!" :D

[luisaleloki]

i love you!

[MandoMafia13]

Patrick: I found something funnier than 25! SpongeBob: What? Patrick: 69! SpongeBob: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!

[desmondmilesful]

what about when spongebob lost his house and he had to live with patrick SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS

[DarkcookiesxD]

HAHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE

[hotdogdojo]

I luv #8

Wheres the leak mam

[shoniezuk]

I object. There was no "You said number 11!" No "The deliciousness has landed!" and no "leedle leedle leedle lee!"

[johnr794]

How is "Is Mayonaisse an Instrument?" not in the top 5???

[MrPenguinater]

He she me WUMBO

[MegaClutch7]

Why is "The Ugly Barnacle" first? I am not saying it's bad but "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee" should be first.

[aikonography]

#19,#17,#2 are the best!

[TiffanyLovesYuhh]

What about.,

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

[SquidwardsOnlyFriend]

What about Leedle Leedle Lee?!?!?!

[BoltActionDrummer]

first of all, you spelled "watching" at the end wrong. 2nd, one of Patrick's funniest moments is definitely "leedle leedle leedle lee!"

[jojolimones]

hahahahaha its a griafe

[JackFrostBUD]

What about when Patrick learns to open a jar....

[112670asd]

My Name Is Not RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[112670asd]

just like a jeenie

[LilMabinogiGal]

i smiled at #14 and laughed at nothing else

[ultimatesithlord1]

leedle leedle leedle lee

[egramism]

And i came here from skyrim deadly dragons mod? Strange...

[curlylox121]

who u callin pinhead MY FAV

[wasted42db]

I'm squidward I'm squidward

[sarahgrulz]

they always leave out

BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH, BRUSHING EVERYWHERE!

[Stefoquai13]

I LOVE this show!!!!!

[crueel10]

twenty four, maybe hear it, twenty five

[567Brewers]

3:47 thats what she said!

[wolfpackr552]

@567Brewers Please, let's be mature!

Just kidding, I was thinking the same thing as you :)

[sammuel117]

@567Brewers more like 3:49!

[J450N8U]

FINLAND!!!

[rollface13]

im not a crusty crab

[Yummifulishinthedish]

This person can't spell watching

[nbafreak41]

Great list but where's I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!

[TheeWolfGirl]

"is mayonnaise an instrument?" is my fav.

[susaidanh]

FFFFFFFFIIIIIINNNNLLLLAAANNNND­DDD

[UrfyGurls1923]

i paused this at 4:03 to write this comment about something else, but then i just died laughing!!!! xD srsly dudes check this out!!!!!

[zeldaxlove721]

Spongebob didnt go to first grade because I know wombo!

[iGadgetDude24]

1:00 hey patrick i know something thats better than 24, 69

[TheGreatWishyWoz]

FINLAND!

[xBasschan]

Why am i here?

[PhyCHoSICk]

where's the leak mamm?

[jsk10000]

you got #1-8 right XD

[Lectrohawz]

Who you calling Pinhead?

[BladerAreo]

Patrick: 24

Spongebob *snickers*

Spongebob: Hey Patrick...

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24

Patrick: Let me here it

Spongebob: twentyfiiveee

*snickers but looks like we have to pee*