Bill Maher Shoots Zach Galifianakis with Heroin LIVE

[GoldenSunz22]

MARIJUANA IS NOT A HALLUCINOGEN . CANNABANOIDS ARE

[LoCDoGG1984]

MARIIAA!!!!!

[KateyInRunescape]

epic fail.

[420ModernDayHippie]

would you work with arnold shwersnegger



[MrHaircut1]

As an aside to the intended humor of this video, I'd like to say that anybody who injects any drug into their vein is an idiot.

[DraginGaming]

@MrHaircut1 I agree completely. Unless of course your in a hospital and it's prescribed by a doctor. I know it's a given but people will try and argue "givens" til they die.

I smoke marijuana. I've never done or even thought about injecting or snorting anything into my body. Marijuana only leads to harder drugs in people that will seek the more extreme version of anything, not just drugs.

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

@DraginGaming And marijuana makes you dumber and can lead to depression and causes many other problems which is why you shouldn't do it.

[718SOLID]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot Pot makes you dumber? No i don't think so, who told you this, mommy? Look at Bill Maher for example hes intelligent and smokes pot, if you know someone who smokes and their dumb chances are they were stupid to begin with...Depression? were are you getting this info i would love to know, watch some marijuana docs and you will see how wrong you are ...although this MIGHT be the case for like 0.5% of people that have tried it, trust me

[FortKnoxMusic]

@718SOLID dude pot can do that stuff

[718SOLID]

@FortKnoxMusic yes pot may cause this for SOME people, that percentage is so low its not even funny

[stickyickytoker]

@FortKnoxMusic hahaha do what stuff??

[criickyO]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot do you know how many people go to universities (not to mention ivy league universities) and maintain their status on dean's list? more than you think.

[stickyickytoker]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot hahahaha ur so stupid and un-educated. pot in no way makes you more stupid. if youre stupid, youre stupid. actually if anything it makes u smarter. when ur high your brain functions quicker. anything i do i do better high. from playing video games, to playing sports or building huses. when im high i do a way better job.

[stickyickytoker]

@stickyickytoker houses*

[Noobinator2010]

@stickyickytoker except for spelling ehh?



[stickyickytoker]

@Noobinator2010 wtf are you talking about? i spelt everything right. woooooooooooooooow i spelt it "ur" and put huses cause my keyboard is fucked. i corrected myself tho. seriously man get a fucking life you nerdy virgin English teacher. hey i even put a capital on the E? happy?

[BoricuaBoxer7]

@Noobinator2010 Their would be a comma between spelling and ehh #GrammarKnowledge

[walmartian555]

@stickyickytoker that's your own form of denial and irrational logic you made up because your one of those morons who thinks pot enhaces your mind

like a delusional retard whose knowledge of neuroscience extends to the idea that "ummm weed uhh makes you smart cuzz uhhh it makes your brain FAST lol"

and smoking anything while holding your breath kills brain cells

and i bet your one of those stupid potheads that loves to hold it in

[stickyickytoker]

@walmartian555 hahahahahaha you need to get some facts before you speak. for one i use a vapourizer. no smoke at all. im not stupid. i know holding your breath in and having smoke in ur system isnt good for you. and thc does enhance your thinking process. i'll believe the scientists that have done studies to prove this, rather then an internet nerd like you who thinks he's smart but really he's just a retard.

[MrAmisto]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot Lol, pot is an ANTI depressant fool, it is even prescribed as such and had been before prozac, and all that chemical bullshit was released that would make companies billions of dollars from dumb scared people like you.



[KillerSwift7]

@MrAmisto Pot is actually a stimulant, because it increases your heart rate.

[walmartian555]

@KillerSwift7 no it's a halucinogen

im not surprised to see the retardation on this comment section though

bill maher and zach fans on one page

it's like the special olympics for liberals

[KillerSwift7]

hahhahahaha weed is a hallucinogen?, are you stupid? Mushrooms are Hallucinogen, LSD, is a hallucinogen. Weed is not. I hate Bill Maher He is an idiot. You are probably a fan.

[DoctorSess]

@KillerSwift7 i lost all respect for bill for something completely different... but weed IS a mild hallucinogen as well as being both a stimulant and depressant depending on the strain (sativa vs. indica).

[walmartian555]

@MrAmisto once again dumbasses don't understand the effects of drugs

marijuana can increase the size of your amigdala

which is the part of your brain that controls flight or fight and other anxiety related processes

anxiety leads to depression

and retard level social functioning skills due to feelings of being persecuted

[aluisious]

@ProphetOfTheTeapot LOL, how many potheads have you met that were depressed?

People take Vicodin which harms your liver, and Oxycontin which makes you deaf. Weed has drawbacks but not compared to the competition.

[walmartian555]

@aluisious lol mad of them

they are miserable on the inside trust me

self loathing to the point of projection of their own insanity onto others

then comes the argumentative nature of the pothead which leads to the ever present unwarranted self importance and the thought that no matter what they say

THEY ARE RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG

[aluisious]

@walmartian555 You're an idiot.

[DoctorSess]

@walmartian555 Have you ever used cannabis? Are you speaking from a place of complete ignorance or do you actually have experiences to base your opinion on? Weed, like any drug be it illegal or prescription, is a tool in our hands and nothing more. Whether it has an overall positive or negative effect depends on the person and how it is used. A hammer can build or destroy but it isn't inherently good or bad. Also, it seems you are the one projecting your own insanity onto others.

[MCLemonyfresh]

@walmartian555 you're such a fucking idiot. Maybe you think potheads are like this because the only potheads you know are already predisposed to those type of behaviors. Other than that, I will refer you to @DoctorSess 's insightful comment. Thank you and have a good day.

[darian1112]

lol you CAN shoot up (or other routes) and not get addicted, ever been to the hospital and got a shot of morphine? H turns into morphine after a couple minutes of your body metabolizing it, only difference is the rush (drugs crossing the blood brain barrier) because H gets to your brain a little quicker. now since you had that shot are you jonesing for another, no not really unless your in pain and shit ain't working lol break out the Fentanyl

[ninjax261]

@darian1112 People get addicted to morphine, too. It's actually a deadly addiction. Withdrawal symptoms kill, asshole.

[Schloonktapooxis]

i love how people fail to see that DUH it's fucking acted way more than the blair witch project. seriously, you want to see a video where people are shooting up on heroin legally? okay, go watch the documentary about how in canada, people can legally shoot up and do it on a camera to show people that is what you do when you shoot up. the point here is that they want you do to understand - WHO CARES?

[technical1234567]

@Triistaan well you saw right through that didn't you

[Triistaann]

fake, look how he pulls it out.. fake!

[msskool]

@Triistaann well duuuuuhh

[stickyickytoker]

@Triistaann thanks tips......

[DonRMB]

I love how this Video ends with a Cliffhanger...

[shoutatthesky]

If you are injecting don't leave the tourniquet on like Zach did - it will ruin your veins.

[potatochipXL]

he has tiny arms.

[Scarlett4Zanzibar]

I love Bill Maher and his show, and watch it every week on HBO. But you know, I took offense at this 'skit', and seriously considered cancelling HBO when I saw it. There is nothing more tragic than watching a young, healthy, vital human being turn into a drug addicted zombie.  There is nothing funny about heroin. NOTHING. I am very disappointed in Mr. Maher and also the actor (I can't think of his name right now but he's on the HBO series "Bored to Death" and was also in "The Hangover").

[sestsa]

@Scarlett4Zanzibar Wow. Are you serious? You watch Bill Maher every week and you took offense at this? You must live a very sad life.

[Scarlett4Zanzibar]

Wow, you sure are presumptious juding what kind of life I lead by a comment I made that you didn't like. Yes, I watch him every week, and I think he's great but again, there is NOTHING funny about heroin, and if you think there is, you are more ignorant than you come off as.

[sestsa]

@Scarlett4Zanzibar Everything is funny or nothing is, as the old comedy adage goes. It's not like every time someone tells a joke about heroin, another person becomes addicted. You're right that I don't know you or what kind of life you lead, but at this point in time I am really fed up with all this bullshit moral outrage that seemingly has to follow everything that isn't entirely PC. I just think political correctness is a disease and doesn't belong anywhere near art or comedy.

[karenamanda1958]

@sestsa I wholeheartedly AGREE!!!

[theking1175]

@Scarlett4Zanzibar Is the reason you cant think of his name right now because you're high? hahaha jokess! i understand what you're saying about heroin and i agree to an EXTENT.. but i just want them to legalize marijuana to be honest.

[jmd93743]

@Scarlett4Zanzibar ....uhh...yu love bill maher and you were offended by this?

[DestructionFlix]

Watch Our Video Charlie Sheen On America's Got Talent. FUNNY!

[MTSMoviez]

ZACH IS LOOSING ALL THE STREET CRED ....... HE JUST ANOTHER WILL FARREL NOW .........

[c25ole]

only 8 comments? mmm. zach is funny no matter what.

[ronjon6767]

2nd funniest video I've seen today behind the video 'Ben's Day at the Airport' both are hilarious!

[Politicalboxers]

The Political Boxers needs to go away... far away.

[phantom5691]

this is fucking stupid...why does that clown (galifianakis) have a career??

[austinforprez]

@phantom5691 Because he is funny and can act.

[farenht456]

@phantom5691 your real question is why cant that be you

[stickyickytoker]

@phantom5691 because hes funny, original. and has a unique sense of humor. why u watching this videeo if u hate him? get a life haha

[soumyakantrout]

fukwesome ...... :P

[MCxPolyte]

"Would you work with Arnold Schwarzenegger?" For some reason, I laughed at how random it was in this particular video.

[StixProd]

@MCxPolyte that was the best part of the video.

[Rude1Jesse]

saw this last night LOL thanks for uploading :)