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  • I love the ending. "Taking the B-A-T out of basement, homie." *The idiots don't laugh* "Semen. It spells semen." *Death glare*

  • dude i SWEAR he looks RIGHT AT YOU!!!! lmao!

  • @gentlemortal 0:47 ? yeah!

  • @123longlive HAHAHAHAH LUCKY YOU

  • @junglerat09 go to a vagina orchard count 123 spin that plant around you got a (third world cunt tree)

  • i don't like this version as well...

  • lucky towel LOL jzkiding

  • Awesome.. He's a little witty... I would love to see him in a cypher.. I wonder if he can freestyle, that would be very impressive. But he's nice for a little nerdy white dude.

  • 1:12 wow asshole has headsets on a bo concert!

  • @MrAZNSensationx Umm you would be an arsehole, they are quite clearly sunglasses on his head.

  • @dawnielulu the whirled goes to world

  • Can someone explain to me the "vagina orchard" part? I don't get it.

  • @junglerat09

    Go to a vagina orchard, count 1 2 3. Spin that plant around you got a third world CUNTtree. (country)

  • @junglerat09 count 123 spin that plant around you got a THIRD(the 123) Whirled("spin that plant") Cunt-tree(country)

  • i just stole this

  • oooooooo, large machinery!

  • 39 people dont have a sense of humor

  • yes do not steal stolen material

  • Three days before my b-day. kkr4zy

    

  • he's adorable. 

  • wow i wouldve been pissin my self laughing.

  • haha

    taking the b a t out of basement homeh...

    IT SPELLS SEMEN

  • @RKftw68 yea. Thats what it spells. lol

  • Do you have to be a certain age to go to one of his shows???

  • @lv2cheer2013 Probably not, i would imagine that all you need is a ticket, they just want the money

  • seriously is this the most musically talented person on the frikkin planet or what?

  • its gay without the piano

  • Jesus loves everyone. :)

  • This is a mix of Im Bo Yo and Bo Fo Sho.

  • uhhhh he should have played the keyboard with this

  • His material is too witty for a mainstream audience to get. I hope he doesn't dumb it down for the sake of sales.

  • @dannyinternetz Seriously, I love his humor but most dont because they just dont get it lol

  • @dannyinternetz yer, i notice no-one laughed at the 3rd world country, or at the "i treat my objects like women". So just becuase other peoples interlect can't match i hope he doesn't dim hes stuff down. :p

  • @dannyinternetz Pretty much sums up what I was thinking.

  • This crowd had to be retarded for him to have to explain every joke. It's amazing how well he can adapt to his audiences.

  • @dunnthetunn

    that's part of his show

    he doesnt do that for the audience

  • i've watched different videos of this same song and this is the only one where i got the CUNTry part lol it made me feel stupid lol

  • @jackynernie still don't think you got it... its like cunt tree

  • for some reason, the funniest part of it is that he has to pause between jokes so that the audience has time to process it........ when first heard this song i just read the lyrics and laughed at it as it went haha..

  • @averyJAY4

    it is funny

    but he doesnt do it for the audience,it's part of the show

  • i didnt know he was in newport!!!

  • now i dunno if all boy scouts are gay

    cuz they can probably tie the not in like 50 different ways!

  • there are parts of "im bo yo" and "bo fo sho" in this.

  • it's just satire.

  • i don't like him just rapping. without music or anything.

    it's more of just regular standup now.

    I still think he's pretty funny though

  • Well hes actually a comedian that also sings, perhaps we were lucky to even get the piano.

    He says on an interview he doesnt know much about music...so, I guess we get a mixed bag from this guy.

  • then don't listen to him.

  • hahahahhah thats huhlarious live

  • its a little bit of bo fo sho too not just im bo yo

    like im constipated i couldnt give a shit

  • i like it better with his piano. :/

    but he is awesome.. no matter what.

  • you saying "do not steal" makes me want to steal it, even though i wasn't even thinking of that. XD

    i love bo! (:

  • Vegan's don'teat meat or anything of the sort, So they're usually skinny.

  • fuck vegans. they need to eat meat!

  • and they dont eat dairy.

  • Real vegans actually don't have anything to do with animals of any sort. They won't wear leather shoes or belts. They won't eat Jello or gelatin because it has pectin in it because it comes from pigs. If you just won't eat meat, then you're a vegetarian, not a vegan.

  • vegetarians don't eat gelatine either...

  • thats vegans. you fucking idiot.

  • I only call myself a vegetarian, but i don't eat gelatin or buy leather. I haven't met another vegetarian who does.

  • And pretentious.

  • It's so lousd and hard to hear and the Bo Yo song ALREADY started out different. I like the normal version WITH the music. All well, he's still cool.

  • he looks amazing live!

  • i still find him good even live... but some of the crowds just don't get the jokes.. they got a little slow towards the end lol

  • i found that I had to listen to each song quite a few times to get ALL of the jokes. But I still don't get "You're a first time vegan". I don't really understand that one. I get the part after that when he says "and it's nice to meet (meat) ya."

  • "if your a first time vegan then it's nice to meet you"

    I'm not positive here but I'm pretty sure it would be his way of saying virgin.

  • That's what I thought too but it really doesn't make any sense with the lyrics. I don't know. I wish I could ask him but he never replies. But yeah, I'll just go with what I always thought "your'e a virgin". At least until I find out the absolute truth. I can see how a vegan getting it's first taste of meat (meaning Bo's...you know) would make sense. So it would really be something like "You've always been a vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya."

  • first time as in virgin. and veagans dont eat meat. so when he says it its just a pun, meat as in fucking her."

    "Your a first time vegan and its nice to meet you."

  • Beat or No, I would pay 1000 dollers for his tickets.

  • lol same here

  • he kinda sounds bad live..like hes just talking or something

  • because he doesnt have the beat going...

  • i want that kid! hahah :)

  • i would looove to see him live. :D

  • he was singing im bo yo at the beginning and then he started singing bo fo sho

  • wow he does ha ha but this is the set he has on itunes so thay probably redid most of it

  • haha aw hes cute

  • wat the hell was he doin at the beggining?

  • he put a towel in his pants

  • he was stuffing a towel down his pants. ahaha.

  • 0:46

    he totally stares at you then

  • i love the ending. "semen.. it spells."

  • fucking stupid hes just talking its better when he sings it

  • how old is he

    he looks like 16

  • he is 18

  • Um.. no shit. Everyone knows that.

  • I bet you treated him like a douchebag XD

  • hhahahahahhhahhahhahahhahahaha­hahahahahah

    duh?

  • yeah but you gotta admit hes creative and a decent musician but it sounds like if you went to school with him that all you guys hated him cause he said everyone in high school called him gay.

  • I think he would be totally popular if he went to my school...hes good looking.

  • lol not used to being on stage apparently

  • no way bo burnham was in rhode island! i live in rhode island!

  • This guy is the BOMB!!!

  • haha

    he looked right at you

  • hes got the highest iq of ne rapper i know

  • Master P went to Harvard haha

  • whats up with master P? whos that

  • He's a rapper/actor. I think he played Little Romeo's dad on some old nickelodian show, not sure if he really is though

  • Master P is Little Romeo's real life dad

  • How old is he?

  • so whos master p?

  • ...Not sure, probably 40-50 haha

  • he is 18

  • akala has a degree in english literature

  • whos akala

  • I think soulja boy mocks it more than Bo does and why would come to this video if u know he's rapping that's stupid and a waste of time

  • that is the stupidest comment i've, eever heard.. smart one dumbass

  • i love him

  • haha. nice one dude. very funny.

  • It's so funny because he's mocking rap and destroying it.

  • How the fuck is he mocking rap dumbass?

  • No I mean it in a good way. Because I think he is good and it's like he is destroying people who are professionals.

  • WTF? HE WAS IN RI? i live in prov... i didnt know :(

  • keyboard he sounds wway better ....

  • I still thought it was

    A M A Z I N G

  • He need some BEATS

    and keyboard =\

  • the kid needs to learn to play a banjo...then he'll do pretty good

  • Keyboard needed.

  • Not nearly as good without the keyboard.

  • keyboard!!!!

  • He needs the keyboard...

  • ugh.

  • Funny!!!

  • In Stand up he sucks...

  • sounds like horrible spoken word =/

  • I like Bo Burnham..but I have to admit this stand up set is aweful...and I didn't know who he was....I'd be hating big time

  • its not meant to be stand-up you retard, its a rap, which is spoken word with rhyme and rhythm. So yea im pretty damn sure thats a rap and he isnt using music with it because he wants people to be able to hear the lyrics well, because its rap, which is lyrical. You guys are dumbasses

  • i'm pretty sure i know wut rap is...and stand up...its a stand up set man...ask bo burnham himself. I have to agree with link and duhit...it sux.

  • wen he originally made it it was a rap but he put pauses in it for ppl to laugh nd it turned it into a stand up set cuz witout the keyboard it doesnt have that much rythm. so fuck u!

  • He blended in other songs and left out some parts, haha.

  • "This kids a virgin."

    I LOVE YOU, BO. <3

  • He mixed im bo yo and bo fo sho.

  • you got a cute laugh =))

  • i die every time i watch something he does

  • he forgot the inverse relationship between respect and sex part when he said where are we. damnit.

  • hes a funny fucker

  • WOW THIS GUY IS MY HERO

  • "In the back, ma'am, yeah, yours." I love it!

  • thats probably on purpose, hes funny like that

  • it kinda sounds like he forgot some of it

  • i feel a little less smart having watched that... Is he in high school? he seems way too young to be that good at filling ears with empty noise.

    but boy can he rhyme...

  • I wish he did this one with the piano.

    The circumsized joke was pretty good!

  • hes really bad live

  • lol the orchards shit and the "third world cunt-tree" is hilarious lol

  • HAHAHA i love how he has to point out that it spells semen, i had to listen to the song like 5 times before i figured it out

    lmao

  • yeah lol. the funny, hes like 'it spells semen...'. lmao, i love his vids.

  • Oh my god, this is the most meaningless conversation :) ---> reaprar, nice one :D

  • Hes so weird without the music

  • OMFG ! This is soo weird. I love Bo Yo's song. Newport Rhode Island is where Family Guy is held,my fave tv show. And... 26th July is my birthay o.O

  • Family Guy is in Quahog, Rhode Island; not Newport.

    While Quahog isn't a real place, it still ain't Newport.

  • who cares

  • "who cares"?

    So what, you just make up stupid shit for no reason?

  • its not as if anyone cares apart from you ...

  • Nono, I was just making an observation on how pathetic and boring your life must be. If you just go around pretending you know things you must be very dull.

  • no it isn't. my life is amazing but i feel sorry for you if all you can do is go around correcting people's mistakes, besides, newport has been mentioned in family guy before, correct me if i'm wrong