Re: 009: What makes you a GEEK, mah Valentine?

[Pkmeg]

OMG, I'm the 999 viewer :S

... I hate satan.. I think

[hayleyghoover]

"I don't know a lot about everything, but I do know a lot about the part of everything that I know, and that's people." --Elizabethtown (a movie that you most definitely did not see, since it did terribly in America... but is one of my favorites kbai)

[nikkisupercrazy]

and why arent there sheets on your bed??

[nikkisupercrazy]

hahahahahahahaha

this is funny

[brawlhero12]

what is a geek??

[somegermangeek]

A freak with social skills.

[ComedyFreakG]

Talking to yourself is SOOOO much FUN!!! Everyone should do it! but once, I acidently did it at the trainstation. SOOOO many weirded-out looks! :D

[Crissie89]

So really you know nothing and you just crap on through all conversations. Now i know the true story behind it all. Haha you crack me up!

[DTtwinsangry]

ahahahah! I LOVE when people talk to themsleves!!!! This is sooo funny! But leech is still the best video:) I think i wrote it wrong in some of comments:)

Twincerely

[hardcorers]

haha i love you!! and ur australian!! just like meee.!!

[okelay]

funny vid. I do that too. know a little about a lot of things, so people are always asking me about stuff.

[Vixtopher]

you pretty much rule.

[johneepixels7]

YaY! unuseful facts will one day.. ONE DAY become very useful because you never ever know if you'll ever encounter someone who asks random people on the streets, trivia questions that can win you thousands of dollars and then you'll be able to answer it and then WHO'S LAUGHING NOW HUH? yeah you take that, you non-geeks. yeah ok.. sorry about clogging about your comments with this long lame one. ooooer 93 characters remaining! now 62! ah lame. sorry again. ha. ur funny Rob. :D

[lilmisschibi]

haha, this was submitted on my birthday XD

[awesomeman098]

love the last bit about the ostrich's eye....That really made me lol

[Mittopotahis]

Zomg there is no way you have a JohnOfJordan shirt :P

Wear it this sunday night. xD

[purpleyhair]

its okay, girls like nerds lol...and i saw the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy poster in the background...i friggen love that movie.

[TropicalBuddha]

I'm a big fan of Asian thought, thank you for bringing it up in this video.

[HalfScottishGuy]

hahaha, this was really funny. but who's it a response to?

[RoboFillet]

It's a response to a video that isn't up anymore. The Fiveawesomegeeks account got hacked and they deleted the video.

[xwelcherx]

baha <3

[moscowmasha]

Hurrah for geekiness.

Oh, and with that voice-of-trivia-knowledge, you could successfully become a science teacher.

[RoboFillet]

Haha! No not science! I'm terrible at maths and I dropped out of biology in year 10. No I'm more of a humanities kind of person. I could teach the social sciences, English or media studies - but not science!

[moscowmasha]

But the droning voice is just so necessary for a successful science teacher...

I agree, though, I'm the same way. Well, I can pull those two subjects off decently enough, but it takes a LOT of effort.

Yay humanities! Teachers of those subjects tend to be preferable.

[SuperRabbit15]

YAY DOOLES

[RoboFillet]

I know! How awesome!

[SuperRabbit15]

he so commented me on myspace once :D

...well i was excited

[RoboFillet]

Actually that's pretty cool.

[TubularBelle]

Did you know that if goldfish are kept in the dark, they turn white!

[RoboFillet]

Yes I did. Really ^_^

[TubularBelle]

Jack of all trades, master of none, eh?

[RandomnessAzn]

Geeks rule!!! Woo!

[lolaknows]

Fester? Ew.

[RoboFillet]

It's more manly than simply 'fermenting'.

[GRABBAGWOOT]

You are a spokesperson to geeks all over the...er...youtube!!

[Xtos1989]

Carpet lol

[babyporridge]

your confidence is a peachy thing, mr. rohan.

you speak ever so well!

[RoboFillet]

You didn't see how many takes some of these lines took m'dear!

[killert00thbrush]

haha, nice. ^^

[johnofjordan]

"... the whine of my genius." lol

I was reading all these comments about Germany, and thinking oh good lord what has he done? And then I realise Scott Dooley was involved. =P

[RoboFillet]

Dools can get away with anything.

[johnofjordan]

Unfortunately you are no Dools! lol

[RoboFillet]

Noooo..!

[kunstinflammen]

I am insulted by the Germany comment :O

[RoboFillet]

Are you actually German or are you just fluent? I've never actually asked...

[littleradge]

Geeeermany is populated by geeeerms...

lol, I do very much the same thing!

Nice one

[ravenhawk1326]

I do the same thing! I tend to read a lot too so they assume what I say has some facts because I must have read it. I even got through school reports the same way....shush don't tell.

[Snapiekins]

I dont really know what to think about you wanting to do a video on a sheetless bed, but whatever it was it SOOOOO worked.

[LarenKee]

Did you know two headed snakes fight each other for food- this is usually how they die.

[RoboFillet]

Yep! I actually have read that one before. Two-headed snakes are so cool!

[LarenKee]

Yea they are cool, but I want to see something cutier be two headed- like a Kangaroo or a Gopher. I dunno, just an idea... :)

[deepwoodguy]

Hmmm...do they have the TV show "Jeopardy" in AussieLand??...with your abstract knowledge of everything, you would be good for that show..!!!!

[RoboFillet]

We have kinda similar sorts of shows. Sale of the Century being one of them (or whatever they re-renamed it?)

[impeccableimbecile]

Did you know that other than humans, elephants are the only other animal that cries?

[RoboFillet]

I didn't know that one! I thought monkeys cried too..?

[impeccableimbecile]

Nope I don't think so. Anyway, I forgot to add the other LAND animal that cries. So maybe birds or reptiles cry too. Hmmmmm.

[RoboFillet]

I know crocodiles 'cry' to remove gunk from their eyes, but it's not an emotional response.

[5awesomegeeks]

awesome awesome man!

-thursday

PS: it wasnt one day late or whatevs, there really was no deadline :]

[jabazzy]

Nerd for life! *snort

Let's have a conversation about carpet's sometime haha

[moomay11649]

SAY WHAT?

[dafttool]

Around 0:24+ you sound just like that Sign543 or whatever guy. And did you know that ostriches don't really stick their heads in the sand? Though if you're standing a long way away from one, it might look like their head's buried in the sand because it can disappear into the horizon.

[RoboFillet]

Yep. That's in my 'Trivia for the Toilet' book. It has a plastic cover just in case of splashes.

Too much info?

[dafttool]

A little. hehe

[NerdStalker]

OMG!!!!

I just relised you're wearing the JOJ shirt...

Looks awesome

[RoboFillet]

Haha! You noticed! Ten gold stars for you!

[NerdStalker]

I didn't understand a word you just said...

[jawharp1992]

OSTRICH EYES!!!!! That's all I can really say. I don't know why, but yeah.