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  • uhh okay well if thats not a pet then that racoon has rabies, RACOONS ARE NOCTURNAL, THATS MEANS THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT ONLY!!! he's

    NOT playing

  • hes watching your girlfriend who is the one taping him in her her hot pants and pulling one off on the rist....nothing that i wouldnt be doing

  • i was expecting something else!

  • Ummmm...

  • He`s masturbating! EWWW WUT DA FUK DUDE!

  • He's like.... yeeeeah, grass!

  • people are really sick if they can video this .how about i video you masterbateing

  • @eternallysexyable Oh boy, would you?

  • @TheSMWGuy fuk no why would i sico o

  • @eternallysexyable Hahaha, your the one getting all upset about an act of nature... just saying lol.

  • @eternallysexyable lol man i find that so hot

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. XDD jk. he's cleaning himseld. it's just like when a dog licks themselves!

  • Rabies? Really??? Oh my gawd, not the rabies!!! Sheeesh.

  • MASTURBATING~!!!

  • Rabies.

  • Why did I watch this? Man I need a hobby...

  • Raccoons are like the only animal I've ever seen fondle with themselves. Mine doesn't do it, but our old ones used to... :/

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  • he is just cleaning himself, raccoons are related to skunks bears and weasles, all of which clean from waist down, then up to the shoulders then the face.

  • Sly Cooper and the Hornious Raccoonus.

  • he is jerking it!

  • LOL!!!

  • Can I borrow your raccoon?

  • 0:19 looks like he's starting down the camera while whacking one off :D

  • im i the only one that thought this was about racoons masturbating (unless thats how u guys do it?)

  • Hes fapping with both hands

  • @MultiMusicMind LOL, that has to be the most funniest comment I read in awhile.

  • playing with his fat

  • oooh naughty little racoon!

  • i wish i could do that

  • so thats how racoons masturbate

  • He's a baby, when there mother is not near, they normally comfort themselves by rubbing there, uhhmm, well you see.

    They will actually stay with their mother at times till their two, and even socializing with its siblings of future generations.

    Though very few, 5 percent or so, make it past two yrs in urban areas.

    Honestly, they are sorta like a perma kid, when they do mature.

  • i brung out the lube for this?

  • his wifes gonna be happy

  • He's lost his wallet, he's obviously looking for it.

  • "damn, not again....ooooh, yeah scratchin the balls...mmmm....now the tummy. that's right. best feelin' ever~~" all i can think of him saying XD

  • Stress is the #1 killer in the animal kingdom, so he needs to unwind and relax a bit.

  • But when I do this they call for police! >:/

  • it's got ticks and fleas

  • Not at the table Carlos!

  • woohoo last time i did this i nearly took my fucking eye out

  • The little guy is just grooming. Cats groom "from the junk out" too. LOL

  • GET SOME

    

  • lol he was jacking 0ff

  • masturbate raccoons

  • Choking the Chiken!!

  • looks like it has an itch that needs to be scratched.....an actual itch i am speaking of

  • yoga

  • Forever alone

  • Masturbation

  • ... He's cleaning himself?

  • reminds me of me when i was his age

  • @markuk40tftc

    More like you now, early 40's , living at home with mom and dad. She emailed me about what you do in that computer room with the doors closed. Save the bandwidth and call an escort.

  • Rule of thumb across all nature: if it's male and it has hands, it's going to jerk off. :P

  • faping raccoon ftw

  • 0:17 - 0:23 is the funniest shit ive seen all day

  • it needs To Shave Its Nut Sack//////To Much HAIR Ewww

  • raccon porn? O_o

  • Just cleaning himself.

  • Itchy. :B

  • Apparently they know the finer uses of the hand.

  • lol well he fnished himself off pretty quickly.

  • pervert raccoon

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  • Jerkin' His Gerkin'!

  • funny that, I LOVE RACCOONS SO MUCH!! :D

  • ...oh O_o

  • what is so funny? and what is he doing?

  • @baileylewellyn HE WAS HAVING A STROKE

  • Regardless of whether or not that guy was pawing at himself, one fact remains certain...

    He looks ADORABLE doing it =D

  • I just fostered a baby coon...and she loved my bellybutton...it was really hard to let her explore it....When she started petting her own belly it was hysterical....but I think this little guy is doing a little more than the average belly scratch

  • Not true at all! Raccoon moms come out in the daytime and a hungry coon will come out at any time if it smells food!

  • Was it rabid?

    Most often, a raccon in the day time is rabid, unless tame.

  • I like how the dark rings around its eyes give it a cute mischievous look from a distance, esp when it lowers its head a little. i could totally look at it all day!!!

  • this raccoon is checking out his own mojo and clean up off from the flea, lice, tick

  • He is schrack-ing his balls

  • After a long night of hard work, he had to relax a little and take care of a little necesssary business.

  • hahaha kutee :] but hes just ichin.

  • god, stop calling them rats -_- they aint even related.. Raccoons r related to bears.. so call them like mini bears or something :)

  • Indeed, here in Sweden, theyre called "Tvättbjörn" meaning Washingbear.

  • same here in Norway, we call them "Vaske bjørn" meaning Washingbear. (Like that came as a suprice, hehe)

  • well if im not mistaken, raccoon is "washing bear" for the ancient american indian... thats why they are called raccoons...

  • it was once thought that pandas were more closely related to racoons than bears. the red pandas (that are not directly related to bear, the widely known pandas or racoons, look pretty much like racoons)

  • Hes grooming himself

  • he looks like he's cleaning himself

  • he's so cute but i agree with DSH1ZZN1T!!!!!

  • eeeekkk im scared of them

  • looks like he's skratching his balls neva no lmao

  • hahahahh huge horny rat

  • ha ha ha ha ha perking

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