he is just cleaning himself, raccoons are related to skunks bears and weasles, all of which clean from waist down, then up to the shoulders then the face.
More like you now, early 40's , living at home with mom and dad. She emailed me about what you do in that computer room with the doors closed. Save the bandwidth and call an escort.
I just fostered a baby coon...and she loved my bellybutton...it was really hard to let her explore it....When she started petting her own belly it was hysterical....but I think this little guy is doing a little more than the average belly scratch
I like how the dark rings around its eyes give it a cute mischievous look from a distance, esp when it lowers its head a little. i could totally look at it all day!!!
it was once thought that pandas were more closely related to racoons than bears. the red pandas (that are not directly related to bear, the widely known pandas or racoons, look pretty much like racoons)
uhh okay well if thats not a pet then that racoon has rabies, RACOONS ARE NOCTURNAL, THATS MEANS THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT ONLY!!! he's
NOT playing
sincityskywalker 2 weeks ago
hes watching your girlfriend who is the one taping him in her her hot pants and pulling one off on the rist....nothing that i wouldnt be doing
markuk40tftc 3 weeks ago
i was expecting something else!
LoranxKlomp 1 month ago
Ummmm...
lilmissthange20 1 month ago
He`s masturbating! EWWW WUT DA FUK DUDE!
catp120496 1 month ago
He's like.... yeeeeah, grass!
RetroSally75 1 month ago
people are really sick if they can video this .how about i video you masterbateing
eternallysexyable 2 months ago
@eternallysexyable Oh boy, would you?
TheSMWGuy 2 months ago
@TheSMWGuy fuk no why would i sico o
eternallysexyable 2 months ago
@eternallysexyable Hahaha, your the one getting all upset about an act of nature... just saying lol.
TheSMWGuy 2 months ago
@eternallysexyable lol man i find that so hot
HarrisonJoshMusic 1 month ago
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. XDD jk. he's cleaning himseld. it's just like when a dog licks themselves!
beaglegirl100 2 months ago
Rabies? Really??? Oh my gawd, not the rabies!!! Sheeesh.
TheRaccoonMom 2 months ago
MASTURBATING~!!!
mayukideska 2 months ago
Rabies.
Drummer1981 2 months ago
Why did I watch this? Man I need a hobby...
ishigum 3 months ago
Raccoons are like the only animal I've ever seen fondle with themselves. Mine doesn't do it, but our old ones used to... :/
RaccoonKit 3 months ago
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While Rigby is doctoring himself, Mordecai shouts at him, "HEY!", right at 0:16.
MHMemeDoubleYourFun 4 months ago
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MHMemeDoubleYourFun 4 months ago
he is just cleaning himself, raccoons are related to skunks bears and weasles, all of which clean from waist down, then up to the shoulders then the face.
765protoman 4 months ago
Sly Cooper and the Hornious Raccoonus.
AnotherSchmoe 4 months ago 5
he is jerking it!
FancyZebra 5 months ago
LOL!!!
mythplatypuspwned 5 months ago
Can I borrow your raccoon?
bobiscool1232002 6 months ago
0:19 looks like he's starting down the camera while whacking one off :D
assassin12341 6 months ago
im i the only one that thought this was about racoons masturbating (unless thats how u guys do it?)
ohhhhokayyyyy 6 months ago
Hes fapping with both hands
MultiMusicMind 6 months ago 4
@MultiMusicMind LOL, that has to be the most funniest comment I read in awhile.
LimitesBaise 5 months ago
playing with his fat
bbohemiandotcom 6 months ago
oooh naughty little racoon!
todesulle 7 months ago
i wish i could do that
101andrewj 7 months ago
so thats how racoons masturbate
rtardx 8 months ago
He's a baby, when there mother is not near, they normally comfort themselves by rubbing there, uhhmm, well you see.
They will actually stay with their mother at times till their two, and even socializing with its siblings of future generations.
Though very few, 5 percent or so, make it past two yrs in urban areas.
Honestly, they are sorta like a perma kid, when they do mature.
Louloe 8 months ago 3
i brung out the lube for this?
rtardx 8 months ago
his wifes gonna be happy
rtardx 8 months ago
He's lost his wallet, he's obviously looking for it.
DanRaccoon 8 months ago 2
"damn, not again....ooooh, yeah scratchin the balls...mmmm....now the tummy. that's right. best feelin' ever~~" all i can think of him saying XD
vampirebatlord4ever 8 months ago
Stress is the #1 killer in the animal kingdom, so he needs to unwind and relax a bit.
AngryNewYorker2 9 months ago 14
But when I do this they call for police! >:/
myno1fakeaccount 9 months ago 2
it's got ticks and fleas
79Testo 9 months ago
Not at the table Carlos!
01Zeke10 9 months ago
woohoo last time i did this i nearly took my fucking eye out
markuk40tftc 9 months ago
The little guy is just grooming. Cats groom "from the junk out" too. LOL
muttbutts 9 months ago
GET SOME
alopezfasanella 9 months ago
lol he was jacking 0ff
DarkGamerProject 9 months ago
masturbate raccoons
DarkGamerProject 9 months ago
Choking the Chiken!!
777chase 9 months ago
looks like it has an itch that needs to be scratched.....an actual itch i am speaking of
Demon1Jay 10 months ago
yoga
niallio77 10 months ago
Forever alone
fAKEMaple 10 months ago
Masturbation
EvelynDungeon 10 months ago
... He's cleaning himself?
rocksinoo 10 months ago
reminds me of me when i was his age
markuk40tftc 10 months ago
@markuk40tftc
More like you now, early 40's , living at home with mom and dad. She emailed me about what you do in that computer room with the doors closed. Save the bandwidth and call an escort.
BigWolfBoy50 10 months ago
Rule of thumb across all nature: if it's male and it has hands, it's going to jerk off. :P
DarkwingDork 1 year ago 4
faping raccoon ftw
Foobyking9000 1 year ago
0:17 - 0:23 is the funniest shit ive seen all day
SwettYnRedy 1 year ago
it needs To Shave Its Nut Sack//////To Much HAIR Ewww
JtagToTheLimitzZ 1 year ago
raccon porn? O_o
CipotaxLoca 1 year ago
Just cleaning himself.
yuppyguitar1 1 year ago
Itchy. :B
UmatsuObossa 1 year ago
Apparently they know the finer uses of the hand.
ohmandamp 1 year ago
lol well he fnished himself off pretty quickly.
Liamx123 1 year ago
pervert raccoon
SneakyTweaky 1 year ago
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WOW! and I though Hugh Hefner was a hornball!
writerscrampshurts 1 year ago
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WOW! and I though Hugh Hefner was a hornball!
writerscrampshurts 1 year ago
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writerscrampshurts 1 year ago
Jerkin' His Gerkin'!
cody12345249 1 year ago 2
funny that, I LOVE RACCOONS SO MUCH!! :D
xissburg 1 year ago
...oh O_o
Neoneelart 2 years ago 2
what is so funny? and what is he doing?
baileylewellyn 2 years ago 2
@baileylewellyn HE WAS HAVING A STROKE
FLORINOID 1 year ago
Regardless of whether or not that guy was pawing at himself, one fact remains certain...
He looks ADORABLE doing it =D
WWOLFwts 2 years ago 4
I just fostered a baby coon...and she loved my bellybutton...it was really hard to let her explore it....When she started petting her own belly it was hysterical....but I think this little guy is doing a little more than the average belly scratch
madenabennett 2 years ago
Not true at all! Raccoon moms come out in the daytime and a hungry coon will come out at any time if it smells food!
chinaeskimo 2 years ago
Was it rabid?
Most often, a raccon in the day time is rabid, unless tame.
LadyOfCinScene 2 years ago
I like how the dark rings around its eyes give it a cute mischievous look from a distance, esp when it lowers its head a little. i could totally look at it all day!!!
11GMB 2 years ago
this raccoon is checking out his own mojo and clean up off from the flea, lice, tick
bestamerica 2 years ago
He is schrack-ing his balls
LordHark 2 years ago 41
After a long night of hard work, he had to relax a little and take care of a little necesssary business.
Tony36555 3 years ago 61
hahaha kutee :] but hes just ichin.
bluexeyedxzozo 3 years ago
god, stop calling them rats -_- they aint even related.. Raccoons r related to bears.. so call them like mini bears or something :)
KnightSauro 3 years ago 4
Indeed, here in Sweden, theyre called "Tvättbjörn" meaning Washingbear.
TheVirusOddball 2 years ago
same here in Norway, we call them "Vaske bjørn" meaning Washingbear. (Like that came as a suprice, hehe)
KnightSauro 2 years ago
well if im not mistaken, raccoon is "washing bear" for the ancient american indian... thats why they are called raccoons...
mmonnerat 2 years ago
it was once thought that pandas were more closely related to racoons than bears. the red pandas (that are not directly related to bear, the widely known pandas or racoons, look pretty much like racoons)
DINDRAGON 2 years ago
Hes grooming himself
spyro4500 3 years ago
he looks like he's cleaning himself
mommabear1904 3 years ago
he's so cute but i agree with DSH1ZZN1T!!!!!
KsdDancer13 3 years ago
eeeekkk im scared of them
wickedcar123 3 years ago
looks like he's skratching his balls neva no lmao
DSH1ZZN1T 3 years ago
hahahahh huge horny rat
rossi979 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha perking
deadlydisease7 4 years ago