Listening to Mitch brought me such comfort and joy - he was one of my favorites ... so tragic to lose him at such a young age. I sorely miss him. RIP my dear friend.
One of the funniest people ever! I can't believe how original his material is and his delivery was equally original. The guy was funny! So sad he died young.
im wearing a belt which is hold up my pants, but my pants have belt loops that are holding up my belt, i dont really know whats happening down there... LMAO
I'm not usually one to call someone an idiot, but devinconway2013, for you, I will make an exception. You sir, are an idiot. Granted, his delivery in this set isn't the best, but Hedberg was hilarious.
@YOUWANTMYPP Stop wasting peoples time including your own with such negative comments. Have some respect. That kind of attitude toward your fellow man is what's wrong with the world.
@UWANTMYPP In my opinion there are different styles of comedy. Just compare George Carlin l or Lewis Black (political and religious) with Eddie Griffin or Carlos Mencia (racial) comedy. I think Hedberg has his own style of comedy, not involving politics or race. And please explain why I'm a moron, and why I should eat a bullet, have I done anything wrong?
What I love about Mitch Hedburg is that he didn't need to make sex and race jokes every five seconds to be funny. He commented on life, and that was enough to make us laugh. Only the funny ones can make us laugh wuthout resorting to sex and race jabs.
@Mileyfan17034 Very very very well said!! I couldn't agree more. Anyone can make a wisecrack about penises or boobs. It takes real talent to make Pringles and slipcovers sound entertaining. Literally everything he said was freaking hilarious. I just discovered this comedic genius a few days ago...only to find out he died five years ago. Boo. All the great comedians die young. :/
@Mileyfan17034 He makes me laugh a lot harder than other comedians too and he talks about everyday things. I love it. Wish I could find more of him then 5 minute videos though.
@goofeewalden1 ikr? I found one cd of him on here once, though. it was a full show that some producer had him record from a live show, and there aren't any censors or cut-offs. It's a full show in cd format, split into parts to prevent the long time it takes to upload them to Youtube. That is literally the only full show I've found here on Youtube...
@Mileyfan17034 I'm sorry your a Miley Fan. The girl is a slut. Your argument is no longer legit. But yes, He is the only comedian my 4 year old brother can listen to.
@SamIAmInLove You sound like british humor. Bland and dry. Who's your favorite comedian? Oh, you like mimes? Geez, you must be desperate for attention.
@SamIAmInLove Ah, yet another person brings up the username XD My friends made this account for me and named it Mileyfan as a joke, so don't pay any attention to it lol
@ORSTRALIAN WOW you're a pathetic loser. If you're wondering why no one can stand being around you I can tell you right now, you need a sense of humor. Oh and if you don't like a video you see on youtube there's this nifty red x at the top right you can press at any time. If that's too hard for you you can just turn your head and put your fingers in your ears. But only a total loser takes time to write a worthless condescending comment about an obviously funny and legendary comedian.
@irvingcsaltzburg I'm the cunt wasting my time and you're writing fuckin' novels as reply's to random comments? This guy is borderline down sinners, like that wanker Jeff Dunham. Comedy for fuckwits. I'd rather watch a real comedian like Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, Jimmy Carr or Eddie Murphy.
@ORSTRALIAN Oh, that was brilliant mate, a true show of maturity. Did I scare you by giving you too many words to read? You don't have to cry about it. Anyway I can understand if you're not a fan of one-liners but what the fuck did Mitch say that offended you so much that you have to keep coming back here to bitch about it? I'm not really sure why I bother to ask though, you obviously have an extremely narrow-minded view of comedy. And like I said, it's why no one likes being around you.
You can't compare Mitch and Dane. Mitch is quick to the punchline with great delivery, Dane is an actor with a Great sense of humor. he drags his stories and jokes out a bit.. he's funny, but hes no where near Mitch.
@trafficit You think Dane Cook is humorous? Dane isn't funny at all. I can prance around stage like a retard screaming and yelling random shit too, doesn't mean I'm funny.
@IOwnTheSpire Maybe people shouldn't impose their religion on others and especially people that never shared their religion. That's just plain offensive and if Mitch were alive I think he would feel the same way. I know me being an atheist I would hate for some stranger to say where I was in the after life like they had any fucking clue and further more I would be offended because I think the Christian religion is fundamentally negative.
@thesparitan Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you have the right to shut the other person up. People need to have the right to express themselves.
@IOwnTheSpire OK Let me illustrate all the ways that your response is idiotic. First I am not shutting them up, I only told them to shut up, they have no obligation to listen to me. Second I have just as much right to tell them to shut the fuck up as they have to say where they said, and you have the right to tell me to shut up. Third is fucking youtube so lets not make this a first amendment issue. Forth you have the right to block someone and delete there comment so yeah you're a moron.
@thesparitan all u retards are watching funny videos on youtube stop trying to have such intellectually stimulating conversations about ur opinions on life. no one gives a shit
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Why the fuck are half of his vids censored? Half of the delivery is the swearing. You people are damaging the flow of genius from the screen to my brain.
@SeanDunsell Surely you know that humor is based on perspective. It's what YOU think is funny. People are allowed to watch whatever the fuck they like, and you have no right to criticise them.
@haveyourWITZ Actually, I have every right to criticize whom I wish. If I choose to opine that people who find Mitch Hedberg funny are idiots, I am well within my rights to do so.
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@LoneHatake Lol you do realize he said *fuck it* at the end right ? all the censoring did is mute it, so if there were other times he did curse it would be apparent.
My god this man is hilarious
bitanyabi 1 day ago
@tottart wat happened?
piratebutty 1 day ago
haha so funny
disasterpiece8868 1 week ago
Listening to Mitch brought me such comfort and joy - he was one of my favorites ... so tragic to lose him at such a young age. I sorely miss him. RIP my dear friend.
tottart 1 week ago in playlist More videos from TheHYPO
Hilarious guy
TurkeyJoe71 2 weeks ago
Is this what Robin Williams sounds like slowed down?
cosmicshambles 2 weeks ago 5
One of the funniest people ever! I can't believe how original his material is and his delivery was equally original. The guy was funny! So sad he died young.
justwarren 3 weeks ago 4
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too".
IrelandForeverAlways 3 weeks ago 2
some one asked me if wanted a frozen banana and i said "no but i would like a regular banana later so yeah"
supplementSEAL 3 weeks ago 2
It's a shame he had such stagefright...
labaret93 3 weeks ago
aw man what a loss. when any comic dies, its sad to me. only because they bring so much laughter in to our lives. he was awesome! R.I.P. MITCH! :)
LittleEdensRage 4 weeks ago
DO NOT go see Dr. Acula!
TedStickles84 1 month ago 5
im wearing a belt which is hold up my pants, but my pants have belt loops that are holding up my belt, i dont really know whats happening down there... LMAO
playstationRLZ 1 month ago
I want his hair... it's just... I want his hair...
bourky93 1 month ago
I miss him sooo much!
morningskyaz 1 month ago
I love Mitch, always makes my day. I never get tired of listening to this guy. Briliant!! RIP.
SLOWBURN420 1 month ago
I'm not usually one to call someone an idiot, but devinconway2013, for you, I will make an exception. You sir, are an idiot. Granted, his delivery in this set isn't the best, but Hedberg was hilarious.
jimdelriobkr 1 month ago
Gotta appreciate these types of jokes. They are harder to write in my opinion.
Drummerhb 1 month ago
I LOVE this Man...RIP Mitch
AngelVomit26 1 month ago
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that was a pathetic excuse for comedy
devinconway2013 1 month ago
Just to clarify, you think Hedberg stole Dr Acula from Scrubs? And that Scrubs didn't rip his joke off after he was dead already?
WABLTY 1 month ago 11
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1:32 Someone obviously watches Scrubs
wurmify 1 month ago
@wurmify so he heard a joke from Scrubs after he died?
GoWithPlanC 1 month ago 44
@GoWithPlanC He's a wizard?
wurmify 1 month ago
Sorry, but i didnt laugh once
NDnation44 1 month ago
@YOUWANTMYPP Stop wasting peoples time including your own with such negative comments. Have some respect. That kind of attitude toward your fellow man is what's wrong with the world.
Leothelion306 1 month ago
@UWANTMYPP In my opinion there are different styles of comedy. Just compare George Carlin l or Lewis Black (political and religious) with Eddie Griffin or Carlos Mencia (racial) comedy. I think Hedberg has his own style of comedy, not involving politics or race. And please explain why I'm a moron, and why I should eat a bullet, have I done anything wrong?
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The only thing funny about this guy is that he's dead.
UWANTMYPP 1 month ago
@UWANTMYPP Too bad you didn't get his style of comedy. No biggie, you can't help it :-)
NicKromme 1 month ago in playlist "Stand up Comedy" - Mitch Hedberg 5
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There's no style of comedy...the guy is a fucking moron. His jokes are lame, and apparently so are you if you think its funny. Go eat a bullet.
UWANTMYPP 1 month ago
@UWANTMYPP I used to like bullets. I still do, but I used to too.
SkullBeanie 1 month ago
@UWANTMYPP According to 7684 other people, you are wrong.
mynameissean331 1 month ago 2
Legend. RIP.
kittykatty09 1 month ago
Mitch is one celebrity I truly miss. He was one of a kind.
eschapman 1 month ago
Comic genius! R.I.P. Mitch, you are sadly missed.
FloridaChas 2 months ago
One of my favorites!!! R.I.P. Mitch... watch for the esculator to Heaven bro.
nikups03 2 months ago
One of my favorites.
empizzle8 2 months ago
genius
getsomemates69 2 months ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
FlatLand43 2 months ago
Dr. Acula HAHAHAHA
The1126jjk 2 months ago
The King of one-liners.
MrXboxaj 2 months ago 92
@MrXboxaj ever heard of stephen wright LOL
rmbkmlewis 1 month ago
@MrXboxaj No, the king of one-liners is Steven Wright, but this guy is pretty great.
AmalgamOfMeat 2 days ago
Only just found out about this guy, I love his stand up, wish he was still alive
gavinellis 2 months ago
I wish I was a maggot.
So I could eat Mitch Hedberg.
AlexWerkmeister712 2 months ago
I've watched this countless times, and I don't know what slip covers are.
I don't know if I've never known, or if I just had the same experience as Mitch
0niEladb 3 months ago
@paulwritesfights me too I cracked up so hard!!! Sad thing is, I'm at the apple store
twitBailey 3 months ago
the dr. acula one hit me hard
paulwritesfights 3 months ago
he is the ONLY comedian that could make me laugh over the most simple things
CaramelCleo 3 months ago
"I like how this is situated here, seems like you guys were chasing me closing in then said, 'okey lets sit down'"
Pure genius.
kattowitz4 3 months ago 3
i miss mitch,he was an awesome comedian.
pattoney 3 months ago
Doesnt do drugs before a show? He died of a drug over dose. RIP Mitch you is awesome.
MaoistRebelNews2 3 months ago
I think he would've made a great SNL writer... even as one of the stage cast. This guy reminds me of the late 70's early 80's.
MegaDyneSystemsExe 3 months ago
worms enjoy ur meal heheheheee
sylicone221 3 months ago
R.I.P.
Sonnicham 3 months ago
RIP to one of the best comedians ever. he was taken WAY too soon.
missmegz1993 3 months ago
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I used to like Mitch Hedberg.
I still do, but I used to too.
Mshalamov 3 months ago
this guy was amazing. RIP, Mitch.
lancegreye 3 months ago
i tip my hat to you mitch hedberg.
11multiplayer 3 months ago 2
worms enjoy
sylicone221 4 months ago
RIP.
stafoofoo123 4 months ago
i used to like Mitch Hedberg like i do now but better
ThePoeticsoulja 4 months ago
so THATS where scrubs got that joke from!
JPBRocker 4 months ago
@JPBRocker which one?
cnashrun5 4 months ago
@JPBRocker which joke?
pressplay44 3 months ago
He uses a note, that's kinda adorable. RIP
aneal138 4 months ago
Hes super funny! Love this guy...he joke made me giggle...its so simple but so funny...belt/belt hoop...free the toothpick..so funny :)
MIREYAIL 4 months ago
Dr. Acula hahaha wtf
RitzDaCracker1 4 months ago
worms enjoy
sylicone221 4 months ago
I used to like mitch hedberg.. i still do. but i used to.
cjekuz335 4 months ago 2
@cjekuz335 way to steal that from the other video...
jikalltheway 4 months ago
165 people dont have a sense of humor....so sad
destinywsc 4 months ago
the guy was a genius. RIP
dannyangelxxx 4 months ago
if you don't smoke weed, this may not make you laugh, but if you do, this guy is hilarious!
vinsteeezul 4 months ago
@vinsteeezul That is insulting to Mitch Hedberg. Basically, you are saying that you need a mind altering substance to think he is funny
vandelay73190 4 months ago
@vandelay73190
no i said "may not make you laugh" because people here are saying they dont think hes funny. so i said if you did smoke, you would.
vinsteeezul 4 months ago
It's not so much about the jokes, its about how he delivers them, and he delivers them fucking perfectly. R.I.P mitch
smallvanable 4 months ago 69
@smallvanable HE"S DEAD!?!?!?!??! WHAT? WHEN? HOW? NNOOOOOO!
dogtrainer2211 2 months ago
@dogtrainer2211 Really? Happened a fair while ago mate.
smallvanable 2 months ago
The two comments below me are tl;dr....
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namhaihb2 5 months ago
Fucking blur outs. fuck shit penis cunt fag.
Sybrew 5 months ago
Mitch is one of the greatest comedians of all time!
Bobbydsmith101 5 months ago
What I love about Mitch Hedburg is that he didn't need to make sex and race jokes every five seconds to be funny. He commented on life, and that was enough to make us laugh. Only the funny ones can make us laugh wuthout resorting to sex and race jabs.
THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a true comedian.
Mileyfan17034 5 months ago 201
@Mileyfan17034 Very very very well said!! I couldn't agree more. Anyone can make a wisecrack about penises or boobs. It takes real talent to make Pringles and slipcovers sound entertaining. Literally everything he said was freaking hilarious. I just discovered this comedic genius a few days ago...only to find out he died five years ago. Boo. All the great comedians die young. :/
babyluv0527 4 months ago
@babyluv0527 yeah, I just found him about a month ago to find out he died in 2005... I know exactly what you're talking about...
R.I.P. the king of one-liners
Mileyfan17034 4 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 He makes me laugh a lot harder than other comedians too and he talks about everyday things. I love it. Wish I could find more of him then 5 minute videos though.
goofeewalden1 4 months ago
@goofeewalden1 ikr? I found one cd of him on here once, though. it was a full show that some producer had him record from a live show, and there aren't any censors or cut-offs. It's a full show in cd format, split into parts to prevent the long time it takes to upload them to Youtube. That is literally the only full show I've found here on Youtube...
Mileyfan17034 4 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 THAT, my fair lady, is a personal opinion.
xXeeDeeXx 3 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 99% of the time
aaronzack14 3 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 jonathan winters.
benediktstehle 3 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 Agreed. Also why I like Demetri Martin.
Thndrbolt54 2 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 I'm sorry your a Miley Fan. The girl is a slut. Your argument is no longer legit. But yes, He is the only comedian my 4 year old brother can listen to.
SamIAmInLove 2 months ago
@SamIAmInLove You sound like british humor. Bland and dry. Who's your favorite comedian? Oh, you like mimes? Geez, you must be desperate for attention.
Quikraptor 2 months ago
@SamIAmInLove Ah, yet another person brings up the username XD My friends made this account for me and named it Mileyfan as a joke, so don't pay any attention to it lol
Mileyfan17034 2 months ago
@Mileyfan17034 oh, well then its legit again. Your friends are mean.
SamIAmInLove 2 months ago
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This just isnt funny
11mole1 5 months ago
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Is this cunt for fuckin' real? the WORST jokes I've ever heard!
ORSTRALIAN 5 months ago
@ORSTRALIAN your an idiot!! I hope someone hits you with a hammer really soon.
hillock138 5 months ago
@hillock138 Oh, that was brilliant mate, a true show of wit. About as much as the twat in the video.
ORSTRALIAN 5 months ago
@ORSTRALIAN I used to hate your comments....I still do, but I used to too
patharris1996 5 months ago 8
@ORSTRALIAN WOW you're a pathetic loser. If you're wondering why no one can stand being around you I can tell you right now, you need a sense of humor. Oh and if you don't like a video you see on youtube there's this nifty red x at the top right you can press at any time. If that's too hard for you you can just turn your head and put your fingers in your ears. But only a total loser takes time to write a worthless condescending comment about an obviously funny and legendary comedian.
irvingcsaltzburg 5 months ago
@irvingcsaltzburg I'm the cunt wasting my time and you're writing fuckin' novels as reply's to random comments? This guy is borderline down sinners, like that wanker Jeff Dunham. Comedy for fuckwits. I'd rather watch a real comedian like Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, Jimmy Carr or Eddie Murphy.
Now fuck off.
ORSTRALIAN 5 months ago
@ORSTRALIAN Oh, that was brilliant mate, a true show of maturity. Did I scare you by giving you too many words to read? You don't have to cry about it. Anyway I can understand if you're not a fan of one-liners but what the fuck did Mitch say that offended you so much that you have to keep coming back here to bitch about it? I'm not really sure why I bother to ask though, you obviously have an extremely narrow-minded view of comedy. And like I said, it's why no one likes being around you.
irvingcsaltzburg 4 months ago
Ah, Mitch. I have to say, it's the actual jokes rather than the performance that makes me laugh, but who cares? He's still freaking gold.
AccioAli 5 months ago
Probably his greatest performance this, imo.
thechosen2010 5 months ago
5:04 high thoughts :)
ahc688 5 months ago
R.I.P mitch!
cjekuz335 5 months ago
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This wasn't funny at all
patriots2081 5 months ago
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I don't know im not laughing i don't think it's very funny.
officershrute 5 months ago
lol dane cook is like the justin beiber of comedy
rjnrf 5 months ago 5
You can't compare Mitch and Dane. Mitch is quick to the punchline with great delivery, Dane is an actor with a Great sense of humor. he drags his stories and jokes out a bit.. he's funny, but hes no where near Mitch.
trafficit 5 months ago
@trafficit You think Dane Cook is humorous? Dane isn't funny at all. I can prance around stage like a retard screaming and yelling random shit too, doesn't mean I'm funny.
XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX 5 months ago
@XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX Fuckign troll, get a life.
trafficit 5 months ago
@trafficit lol. silly trafficit, I wasn't trolling. I was being serious. I agree with you otherwise, except for that fact that Dane sucks wankers.
XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX 5 months ago
R.I.P Mitch heberg
alutz1750 5 months ago
although mitch is dead, he is never dead. all you gotta do is click play. RIP mitch
chhhhhhhhhhhhhhase13 5 months ago 3
He is the king of on-liners!
awesomeangi 5 months ago 2
@nitropk3rzftw oh shit, didn't read it through thoroughly.
babablowme91 5 months ago
He overdosed, supposedly I can't confirm nor deny that.
Andres60state 5 months ago
@Andres60state yeah i think it was either heroin or cocaine but def an OD. that being said he was never high during his standpoint.
gavincorrea 5 months ago
hwo did he die
HempHippie420 5 months ago
the list goes like Bill hicks, George Carlin, Greg Giraldo and Robert Schimmel best comedians ;p
Crecendos 5 months ago in playlist much mitch
@Crecendos you forgot sam kinison
ScottyDeluxe 5 months ago
@ScottyDeluxe thank you ;D
Crecendos 5 months ago
My grandfather's heart doctor is Dr. Delagula
coffeecuppreferstea 6 months ago
Yeah, i think Dr. Acula is a well used joke.
redjuggler2040 6 months ago
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I agree, it's even been used on "FannBoy & ChumChum", and "Scrubs"
WooTheStar 6 months ago
Isn't Dr. Acula from Scrubs, or am I crazy?
abasslinelow 6 months ago
@abasslinelow Dr. Acula is a band.. i think. or a singer
kody1234567891011 6 months ago
@kody1234567891011 It was the name of a jacket in rockband.
UndeadFatality 6 months ago
@abasslinelow Nah, Hedberg used it first in '03. No telling whether he got it from someone else, but Mitch definitely used it before scrubs.
deadlock241 5 months ago
how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
I'm for em. hahhaha
gydeme 6 months ago
He is high as fuck
Rmacon4002 6 months ago 3
unreal! only found him bout 20 mins ago
ianor2304 6 months ago
What CD did he have in stores at this time?
mangreg170 6 months ago
I used to tell Mitch Hedburg jokes,I still do but I used to too.
THE MAN IS A LEGEND.
BravoStuZero 6 months ago 4
How do you feel about Mitch Hedberg ?? I'm for 'em..
FirmLikeMutton7 6 months ago 102
@FirmLikeMutton7 HELL YES :) Heh that was awesome :)
PeachykeenLNG 3 months ago
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I used to like Mitch, I still do but I used to too.
TheAggiefan21 6 months ago
such a lost that hes gone,...this guy is a genius
OfficeSpace420 6 months ago
Who the fuck bleeped this shit? Makes it much harder to figure out what the guy is actually saying. Censorship can kiss my arse.
leevclarke 6 months ago
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Mitch is in heaven making God laugh. R.I.P. Mitch
destructocaster 6 months ago 124
@destructocaster Right on.
thezimmione 5 months ago
@destructocaster He didn't believe in god so that is going to be annoying for him. There is no heaven and mitch is fucking dead, get over it. Grow up
thesparitan 4 months ago
@thesparitan Maybe you should let people pay their respects to the dead the way they want.
IOwnTheSpire 4 months ago
@IOwnTheSpire Maybe people shouldn't impose their religion on others and especially people that never shared their religion. That's just plain offensive and if Mitch were alive I think he would feel the same way. I know me being an atheist I would hate for some stranger to say where I was in the after life like they had any fucking clue and further more I would be offended because I think the Christian religion is fundamentally negative.
thesparitan 4 months ago
@thesparitan Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you have the right to shut the other person up. People need to have the right to express themselves.
IOwnTheSpire 4 months ago
@IOwnTheSpire OK Let me illustrate all the ways that your response is idiotic. First I am not shutting them up, I only told them to shut up, they have no obligation to listen to me. Second I have just as much right to tell them to shut the fuck up as they have to say where they said, and you have the right to tell me to shut up. Third is fucking youtube so lets not make this a first amendment issue. Forth you have the right to block someone and delete there comment so yeah you're a moron.
thesparitan 4 months ago
@thesparitan all u retards are watching funny videos on youtube stop trying to have such intellectually stimulating conversations about ur opinions on life. no one gives a shit
wertygvfrtygvfr 4 months ago
@wertygvfrtygvfr You're right no one does give a shit, so why are you talking? Remember no one gives a shit.
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parafleet 6 months ago
why is one of the related videos to this awesome performance "officer kills man beating toddler to death"
stancosmos 6 months ago
Why the fuck are half of his vids censored? Half of the delivery is the swearing. You people are damaging the flow of genius from the screen to my brain.
UndefinedAbsolution 6 months ago 2
@UndefinedAbsolution I should have read your comment before I posted the same thing. :-p
leevclarke 6 months ago
I think stage fright helps his deliverys.
vipervnm74 6 months ago
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I've never seen such a following for such mediocre humor.
SeanDunsell 6 months ago
@SeanDunsell Surely you know that humor is based on perspective. It's what YOU think is funny. People are allowed to watch whatever the fuck they like, and you have no right to criticise them.
Peace.
haveyourWITZ 6 months ago
@haveyourWITZ Actually, I have every right to criticize whom I wish. If I choose to opine that people who find Mitch Hedberg funny are idiots, I am well within my rights to do so.
SeanDunsell 6 months ago
@SeanDunsell whatever man. Peace.
haveyourWITZ 6 months ago
my favorite of his is the one where he got a receipt for a donut
greendayjr14 6 months ago
not funny
supdenfoosukka 6 months ago
@supdenfoosukka no sense of humor??
NateJames1 6 months ago
@NateJames1 idk this seems really embarrassing to do. but my sense of humor has been destroyed by modern comedians and television.
supdenfoosukka 6 months ago
he was a heroin addict. it wasn't stage fright. he died soon after this..
MDI49 7 months ago
@MDI49 he liked speedballs but he also suffered from stage fright. it's fairly evident if you watch him. rip
magneticidiot 6 months ago
i wish he didnt have such bad stage fright because he is such a genius, i hope he writes all his jokes.
infintiyward 7 months ago
When I talk I like to pinch the microphone right here, then I let it go and you hear a bunch of jokes at once.
jcfern55 7 months ago
Just cause of Mitch O'Hedberg almost everytime i buy apples i have to not use a bag, just so i can tell the "Oh no man, i juggle" joke
I LOVE
YOU MITCHHHH
Infeld7 7 months ago
RIP...your way of telling jokes were fuckin genius
roughryder5 7 months ago
My favorite Hedberg joke: "I have a cheese grater at home, but I prefer to call it what it really is, a SPONGE WRECKER!!"
ranmacman 7 months ago
Cool hair, bro.
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1KHENTtgha 7 months ago
My fav comic of all time. RIP Mitch.
Cadrizz 7 months ago 2
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VashxShanks 7 months ago 53
@VashxShanks He...did curse...
femmefatalep3 7 months ago
@VashxShanks you realize that they are censoring what little curse words he used in this special, right?
LoneHatake 6 months ago
@LoneHatake Lol you do realize he said *fuck it* at the end right ? all the censoring did is mute it, so if there were other times he did curse it would be apparent.
VashxShanks 6 months ago
@VashxShanks Yeah I know. It would've been better if they just kept it original. and lol, you can watch this, shut it, and then watch it again. :P
LoneHatake 6 months ago