Data Grows a Beard

[TheAle89515]

It's amazing how different the quality of writing is between Season 1-2 and Season 3. Whatever happened, the world is thankful for it.

[StarWarsFanatic99]

Data with a beard?!?! WTF... XD

[hoboV98]

He looks like Chuck Norris

[horaciosi]

Geordi was inspired by Data to grow a beard in the movies. If Data kept it, we would have a quartet of bearded men (don't forget Worf).

[FurorVikingorum]

It would go better with a red uniform.

[TS175]

...Cause she an asshole Data! All bitches are assholes

[phocjame]

I love how, when he asks: "Why was she laughing?" the scene immediately cuts to an image of Worf.

[Barthedanz]

Data must have read "How to Beard," by Larson

[ccseries]

16 Commander Rikers want their beards back.

[IcingINtheshower]

@ccseries STFU counting dislikes and talking SHEEP

[mangledmonkey]

When I stoke the beard, thusly, do I not appear more, intellectual?

[DrUberAwesome]

A fine...full..dignified beard.

He pulled the shatner pause-between-every-word method. Very dignified.

[Archedgar]

Nice job laughing at him COUNSELLOR Troi.

Sigh, useless woman.

[AvinashTyagi]

@Archedgar

Troi's purpose was always limited to T&A

[jekaterinathegreat]

@AvinashTyagi true

[jekaterinathegreat]

@Archedgar good one.

[Dlw19641]

I think that it would have been hilarious if the Captain had seen the beard on Data. I can see it now, another face palm and long pause. "Data, while I appreciate your attempts to look more human, this is not the time to make changes to your facial features. I need you to work on the current situation." Another pause, Data replies, "Yes Captain." He then goes to work.

[mcavic]

"A fine, full, dignified beard... one which commands respect, and makes me look like a Mormon."

[EduardoTVideos]

"Now, Lt. Cmdr Data, you're fully authorized to receive a promotion to Commander and First Officer of this starship. *Ensign* Riker, you're dismissed."

[summerease]

Why was she laughing? :(

[andyrevell]

The correct answer to 1:38 is "Because she's a bitch."

[GODCONVOYPRIME]

Data fucking rules!!!!!

[scorchx3000]

*then Frakes (riker) walks in and yells*

Spinner, give me back my beard you idiot, i need it for my next scene!

[Clonetrooperkev]

so . . . By Odin's BEARD!

[Lava91point0]

Geordies still got that nigga swag lol

[j7x54]

riker should walk in then

[TehOrkyMan]

Is it just me or does Troi have a Russian accent in this scene?

[SVWillmer]

If Brent did this in less than 3 takes he deserves an Oscar

[theshninja]

Up next: Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned! Boy, can't wait to hear that one!

[stairway2000]

i loled

[fatpizdos]

he borrowed Riker's beard ))

[SaigeCounsul]

"Oh, I don't know. Sometimes I think he's becoming more human than any of us realize. But you don't have to take my word for it."

[KCspur92]

@SaigeCounsul Well played, sir. well played.

[66D00ds]

Looks more like rikers beard

[Bartman954]

Anyone else think that Troi is hot?

[theshninja]

@Bartman954 Have you seen Caligula?

[EduardoTVideos]

When he becomes First Officer of the Enterprise-E, he's authorized to grow a beard.

[Sunshrine2]

0:52 THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

[kdc43]

Androids don't "grow" beards....it was pasted on.

[RandomGuyWithAccount]

LOL @ warf popping up at the end

[TheseColorsdDontRun]

To this day all I have to do to make my sister fall over laughing is rub my chin and look dead serious.

[juggernautsfury]

LMAO BEAST BEARD plus desciption. lmao

[AnotherSchmoe]

It is quite fetching.

[planetary109]

If he wanted a compliment for it, he should've asked Riker to see it.

[typecrime]

Reading Rainbow FTW.

[wishcraft4u2]

He looks ok with the beard. These two are being hysterical like only crew members of the flagship of an interstellar federation's space fleet in the star trek universe can be. There really is nothing like it.

[weswii]

i dont like the old actor who played troi

[ugotpwnzored]

@weswii Old actor? The actor never changed...

[Archedgar]

Am I the only one who despises Troi in this scene?

[captainredneck1983]

@Archedgar Must be. I think she's adorable.

[GunnarSavage]

@Archedgar She's not being a very good Counselor in this scene at all.

[SanguisDiabolus]

Did you damage your face Data?? lmao

[Tarkwynn]

I got here from my little pony. The internet still astounds me.

[BarryDennen12]

Hehe, soon as Troi got there, they should've locked the doors and given her a go-around like she'd never had before. Geordi in the backdoor, Data up front.

[xikosho]

Best explanation for growing a beard ever. So glad this is on YouTube. Thank you. XD

[shikitokaproto]

Robot beards.

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

Data wants should have grown a beard like Ming The Mercilous

[bachterman]

the beard. it belongs to riker. put it back, data.

[DalekHunter1994]

It looks very manly, Data. I think I'll grow one like it.

[cyclicmojo]

I'd stroke it thusly.

[mephitofthelake]

Geeze, early TNG dialog was so stilted.

[SekretZdzicha]

The real truth is that Data was simply envy of Riker's beard.

[latigra9407]

he looks like zod

[masere]

@latigra9407 KNEEL BEFORE DATA!!!

[poliscribble]

15 people did not stroke it thusly.

[billschoe43]

@poliscribble I think they stroke themselves very thusly, wouldn't you agree?!?!

[osakanone]

@poliscribble oh lol...

[IcingINtheshower]

@poliscribble Please stop talking like that you sound like an internet TOOL.....but you saying it means YOU ARE and internet tool so....

[jedichris8]

lol. Troi was the John Madden of the show... Although I still liked her regardless.

[BlueRonin44]

At 0:24 I was waiting on Geordi to finish with "BUT, you don't have to take MY word for it..."

[nellaselfgirl]

data has a sense of humor, he just doesn't know it.

[fuzzlefluff]

Chuck Norris beard

[Kritickos]

why was she laughing?

[Archedgar]

Counselor Troi; useless powers, a complete dick of a shrink and probably a bad lay.

LEAVE DATA ALONE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF EYE CANDY

[Draknfyre]

@Archedgar

While her lines were pretty damn obvious. "Captain, that alien is angry!" "No shit Counselor, he's trying to destroy the ship", she probably was a pretty good lay.

[HunSlade]

THUSLY

[ChristopherDone]

Not to get all mean, but what the fuck does Troi know about adroids' feelings? :-)

[hansellius]

@ChristopherDone What did Troi know about anything?

[unamaxify]

using the word "thusly" makes you look plenty interlectual

no beard needed

[someguyhunter]

thusly lol

[esc4all]

wheezy waiter!

[NSASplinterCell]

The most interesting android in the galaxy. He may not drink beer, but if he did it would probably be Dos Equis. Stay bearded my friends.

[triferustetroxide]

That beard just gave Spock's beard a whole can o' whoop ass!

[megadarkstar82]

That bitch was hot!!

[jordyng6]

Reading Rainbow Guy Id know his voice anywhere

[248Troy]

He's no Riker!

[Brathogat]

"Frame of mind" was always one of my favorite episodes. I also loved the song that this guy on youtube did for the episode. Picard Song pwned too.

Not spamming but also if you guys wouldn't mind checking out my channel I'd appreciate it

Thanks.

[dopiaza2006]

My God, it's General Zod!

[sharperguy]

facedata? What's that?

[Espeo92]

HI BILLY MAYS

[FilmJenkins]

my boss won't allow us to grow beards... I need a new job --> like YouTube Partner

*subscribe?*

[ospTube]

As an asideI think that Greek chick shaves every day...

[reddalek555]

Data wants to hu every cat, but he cant.

[eggroll9000]

Debbie likes cats and makes Data decide to grow a beard. Okay. That's cool.

[RIDDLER1228]

@InderrPrr but dude you gotta admit thats one hell of a chuck norris beard lmao

[knowatimean]

in the beginning i think they say something like data & his kind have no feelings.....so when he ask for their opinions why don't they say you look stupid(even though he really doesn't) it's not like he's going to get offended, he has no feelings.

[ChosenOneKiller]

Data looks like a pale Chuck Norris with brown hair.

[bloodsling]

mmmm Marina Sirtis

[ajaykeer23939]

lol..... 

[kleesus]

General Zod, we meet again...

[jacp317]

"did you damage your face Data?"...ah, classic Geordie!

[KeybordCola]

That is one fine beard.

[DeliriousZeus]

@shadowforc30

Haha, that's exactly how I got here. I don't see how the two videos are remotely related though.

[alanbmx321]

I love troi's cameltoe

[shadowforc30]

Thumbs up if you ended up here from the cat lady video

[dukath]

He looks just like Zod from Superman 2!!!

[tcfergu]

I do believe I'd let Troi pee on my face, just to see where it came from...

[kthxplzdrivthru]

@InderrPrr lol I did too

[phairomonch]

"becoming more human than any of us realize".....but you don't have to take my word for it.

[alexatequila]

@phairomonch ba dum bum!

[ViolentDee53]

I'd fuck troi.

[nazaxprime]

At 1:04 I farted, a fine, full dignified fart.

[freeiphonethemes]

wow..i want that gold shaped eyes!!

[jilliegirl1000]

Only Riker can have the beard. No, you can't don't even try!

[XDanW1991]

Androids don't feel such things!

[InderrPrr]

how the hell did i end up here from the cat lady...

[khanmaida]

@InderrPrr hahahah!!! I was just thinking that too =P

[ultimatedilan]

@InderrPrr Data wanted us to see his new beard, thats why.

[daveibukun]

@InderrPrr HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

[pipomaggi]

@InderrPrr me too!

[dreamincolor1]

@InderrPrr that was my first thought to, lol! XD

[TheDigitalJuju]

@InderrPrr That's great! I just saw the cat lady too! Weird huh? I wonder if our youtube roaming says something about us. Like... migration patterns in the wild adapted to the new computer world we live in.

[mattmanguy]

@InderrPrr: Better than the cat lady, at least. :P

[Rstars11]

@InderrPrr I was transported here too.  Why am I wearing a red skin-tight shirt? What is that hideous creature just out of camera view? AAAaaaaaauuugggghhhh

[gr8ape]

@InderrPrr

Hahahahahah wooooooooooooow

[cdfisk]

@InderrPrr Cat lady has an improbability drive, you could end up anywhere. ;)

[edusuntrebor]

@cdfisk Don't forget to bring your towel for the trip : D

[HMgoforth]

At the end

Worf: "What the fuck am I watching"

[gunmoon2]

LOL! Worf must've been jealous when he saw that beard! :D

[will23231]

reading rainbow!

[7ManUnitedSean2011]

I never watched star trek because I guessed I wouldn't like it, I was right.

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

@7ManUnitedSean2011

It's funny if you've watched Star Trek.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@7ManUnitedSean2011 Don't judge by this clip, this is funny after quite a few episodes characterization.

[BLizzMakeWc4plz]

@7ManUnitedSean2011 noob. you haven't lived yet.

[BigExplosionGoBoom]

gassy mexican

[Vigilante9033]

Yes. Why WAS she laughing?

[gamerfreakcris]

Gassy sent me!!!!!!

[mojothemigo]

@WulfBlitzkrieg Aaaaaah give Data a break!

[randomrazr]

YES!

[HandbagMafia]

not like chuck norris's beard

[scodle]

ROBOTS CAN GROW BEARDS?

[vichyssoise80]

Nice reaction, Worf.lol

Next time, Captain Picard grows hair on his head!

[DLoc0]

......remember when he had a moustache on da holideck as a rootin tootin wild west outlaw?

[LiquidChem]

paused at 0:49.. hahaha this is gunna be EPIC! i forgot about this one, i do remember its fkn kilarious though, ill be loling so hard in a minute

[Savipalooza]

Awwww... that robot thinks he's people!

[Keael]

Beardlovers, Wheezywaiter NEEDS to see this (as if he hasn't already).

[Wikkiter]

1:40 Worf is NOT a merry man.

[IFknHateUTube]

i wonder if data has pubes

[ouijamoose]

@IFknHateUTube I bet he looks like ken doll down there; can't decide if it would be the old school sack glued to the torso, or the newer molded underpants that is the same color as his skin tone.

[IFknHateUTube]

@ouijamoose not quite, he's fully equipped and fully functional. Check out that season 1 episode when the entire crew got doped with some kind of airborn form of ecstasy and tasha yarr fucked him

[ordoabciao]

Grew a beard after watching this. I feel like I'm commanding more respect and my advice may have improved simply by having more facial hair. Thanks Data.

[Dethmasheen]

@ordoabciao

I was very satisfied with the fact that I can now project thoughtfulness. 

[MIDNAq1LINK]

Lookin good!

[shadowsa2b]

he reminds me of Al from Home Improvement

[64sery]

"a fine, full dignified beard" quite the dignified beard i must say

[DHTSciFiArtist]

I like Data with a beard. I LOVE IT. Data should have kept it.

[MPardyM]

Young Kenny Rogers. ;P

[jimmyleg5]

Nice friends, Data.

[TheGent85]

chuck norris

[ozu02]

hi im billy mays!!

[Sarakiel]

This is my second favorite scene with Data, the other was when Data laughed--Q's way of thanking him.  See right----->

[TheNewmanProductions]

XD

LOL

[Slixer]

Yes Troy, Data is clearly not capable of vanity....

[cmaxO123]

All he needs now is a top hat, and a monocle.

DAPPER DATA!

[chapmasi]

He looks like Peter Sutcliffe

[fryfry377]

Data=Socrates... 

or maybe King Leonidas.

[luxraytrainer13]

O

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[CaptainPimpSlap]

The show got awesome when Riker grew the beard. With Data's beard, the show's awesomeness ruptured the spacetime continuum.

[dekablueranger]

NNNNAWWWWWW!

Data needs to get rid of that!

[Gordontrek]

Thats kinda disturbing

[BobbyTubes]

Oh man.. If I was there and tried not to laugh.. Well my head would explode.

I know because I tried not to laugh while watching this and I think I hurt myself.

-_-

[Totema1]

Data's just jealous of Cmd. Riker.

[lovethatturtle]

you will laugh like crazy after turning on the captions!

ok sometimes it's correct, but only sometimes!

[YourProblem1]

Data looks like a boss with that beard :D

[TheKnightOfTheVoid]

How the hell did Brent Spiner keep a straight face through that whole scene?

[Coldmystery]

Only Riker can have the beard. NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE THE BEARD.