Clarence Carter - Stroken

[amycheyanne]

my grandma loves this song hehe

[rjohnston96]

lol a pixelated nigger

[billionkek]

10people need viagra and can't STROKE! 

[Jengirl92]

I could've sworn this came out in the mid to late 70s, but it was actually 1989.

[EllaBeeMediaGroup]

10 people don't know how to be strokin...

[TheCWarden]

if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my..!!

God i love clarence carter.

[PoppySandals]

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[esotericfilms]

ow ow ow ow

when's it gonna be my turn?

[discodino]

she sayin' his FIRST AND LAST NAME, thats when you know shes feelin it

[CamDemon]

Ponies brought me here.

[gators0113]

nice video



[ladypimp1984]

NASTEE OLD PEOPLE

[billionkek]

@ladypimp1984 hahahahahahahaha...

[egset33]

Luther Vandross' favorite tune.

[JMDNelson]

Are You Guys Strokin'?

[MrASkinny]

8 people aint stroken 

[deerhunter29102]

i live bout 20 -30 min from his hometown

[Mis5Independent]

real classic love it

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

Why is this shit not on iTunes!

[poindexteralbert579]

the first time i heard this was in a country bar and we line danced to this, been a fan ever scince. to quote the man himself, "if you wont make love to me i know your sister will."

[bigdickkane1]

now i luv dis shit 1 of my favorates



[KeemSong1]

lol this girl be killing this song @ kareoke!!!...

[the0paralizer]

wtf...LOL

[PoppySandals]

The Prestigious Hermitage Ballet

[r3t4rd16]

is this supposed to be a sex song O.o

[55pbj1]

@r3t4rd16 Yep.

[mbe102]

This was mine and my ex's song. So awesome. Always came on when we were comin' on each other.

[dehziiHOEE]

stroke it clarence carter but dont stroke soo fast ..if mii stuf aint tight enuf yu can stick up my WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! i be stroken ! lol this mii shit !

[jmfdizog]

and another one of my faves

[mutwee97]

noiys

[SteveLLW]

"Le'me axe you sumthin'. You be sax-ified wid dis sawng?."

[blisteringsnot]

Heard this song years ago, my friends and I were laughing hysterically. I forgot all about this song, then heard it on the radio today at work. LMAO all morning! "Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooooohhhhhh sh*t! Clarence Carter."

[camyeo]

love this tune

[SoldierSlim001]

sassyfied

[craftymomma1]

All I know is there are at least 5 idiots in this world cause they put a thumbs down on this?!?!?!?!? It was meant to be a fun song! What, you don't like sex? If you voted thumbs down, YOU SUCK!

[craftymomma1]

@craftymomma1 By craftymomma1's old man by the way!

[blahblahblahjl]

@craftymomma1 Thumbs up fiendin' right there lmao dude I feel ya haha

[Mixxersmix]

one of my favorite of the r rated songs that was quite humorous when released

[craftymomma1]

@Mixxersmix May I ask why you say when released? It is still a humurous song no matter how many times I play it. I will always Love this song!

[Mixxersmix]

@craftymomma1 the reason i said when released is because since this this is now tame - with all the very very graphic lyrics that came alone with Hip Hop. when it was released, i remember people talking about it,  remember he does mention taboo topics like back door sex and masturbation. and that was after songs like Patches. thats what i meant. thanks.

[tmarshall10]

Mannn this song is thaaaa ish.. iyt'll never get old..

[code2high]

I aint jokin! I BE STROKIN!

[yosoyconsuela]

I like that his woman calls him by his full name during sex.

[Katara888Energy]

This was sent to me by a married man. Gewdddd.... S'all gewd.

[sparky1822003]

great song, can't believe this wasn't a chart hit. Probably kept off the radio due to uptight republican types that like to ruin everything for the American people



[MontereyExtravaganza]

@sparky1822003

You may not believe how many West Coast Swing Dancin Conservatives dance day and night to this song. Its big in the Republican Conservative and Libertarian circles. Why does everything have to be so politically correct with those in opposition?

[koolerdanyougucci]

Madea----______ i i i i ....B Strokinqq.!!!!!

[glimmer2158]

How long has it been since you've had a big bowl of Wolf brand chili?

[t6lazyboy9310]

WWCCD- What would Clarence Carter do?

Stroke it!

[last8able]

Club miami and Club Bali Hai back in the 90's damn it was sooooooooooooo beautiful, master of the strokin dance pump, girls cannot stop dancing. now someone else's wife eheeeheeeheeeh

[MzNita86]

I be stroking that's what I be doing

[furbyj6]

GREATEST song everrrr!



[smcross91]

greatest song ever

[15weberc]

I learned this dance at a wedding last nite

[N3WN3W8001]

lol when we play this one game where we say

shake to the east, shake it to west shake it to the one that i love the best..

now i know where the original came from.

[pacmanfever100]

hehehehehe

[twilighter193]

I love when they play this at my towns fair and all the grandma's go dance it so funny aha

[xXemoXbunnyXpawnsXx]

......he is like the vintage Lil jon!!!! XD

[hornbag666]

@xXemoXbunnyXpawnsXx

Never be anything like LIl jon, this guy is cool!!

[sundancer1820]

The funniest song I ever heard, great beat, great everything!

[McLuvvvin86]

3:33 "stroke it clarence carter, but don't stroke so fast. If my stuff ain't tight enough you could stick up my...hey" LMAO

[sundancer1820]

@McLuvvvin86 LMAO, too.

[starlaslade1]

Lol I love playing this song cause my grandma screams and dances like he be stroken on her!

[McLuvvvin86]

this the song for all men who are too "intouch" with themselves. get ya lotion, vaseline, WD-40 any lubricant you can find and get busy..lol

[WolletBullet01]

"I Be Strokin" LMAO!!!

[beautifulone820]

This is tha funniest song i eva heard in my life!!! I BE STROKIN!!! LMMFAOOOOOO

[yevv21]

gotta LOVE IT

[catlindeleon]

i be hoein ,, i be hoein

[menstraldiggleberri]

Sasified.

[4thletta]

I be Stroken............Thats what i be doin.

[BIGPREZY]

This song Cracks me UP....STROKING LOL

[outlawzbigboy]

2 people stroked out

[gangstertubedotnet]

treat the pussy right Carter lmaooo love this shit!!

[gangstertubedotnet]

this is has gots to be the HOTTEST SONG ever made lol

[girlmaniac13]

thyxs the sung ryt here, kuz he bez strokin..!

[Vote4Skeeellum]

Im Clarence Carter...Im Clarence Carter!

[imjimbob222]

When I make looove to my woman, I don't stop, until I know she's sassified!

[4DECO1]

Get it Clarence Carter!!!

[DYEWILD]

When my blood pressure gets high I BE STROKIN!!

[icanmyshoetie]

@DYEWILD LoL!!!!!

[Newy100]

@DYEWILD hahahahahhahahahaha you just made tea come out my nose laughing. Thankyou you made my day with that comment lol =D

[LexusP]

@DYEWILD well-played....... lol

[keiros1]

lol, "i don't stop till' she sasified"

[1973Sulo]

So was he caught strokin' in the back seat of the car? That must have been embarrassing and difficult to explain to the po-lice.

[CJamie95]

i luv this song lol i actually went to the studio where this was recorded like 2 days ago

[TheStickKid]

i be stroke it

[YungZayYaDigg]

IIIIIIII I b strokin

[TheMusicalMonk]

OMG THE BEST!!!

[DerMeister47]

@TheMusicalMonk Let me ask you somethin', How long has it been since you've made love?

[PerfumeandLace45]

@DerMeister47 Too damn long my friend LOL

[mrstorms153]

to the OG Mr. Chester Bean and my homie Dud

[SpinDoctor91]

lol the sexual undertones of this song gotta love em! :D

[michael45701]

@SpinDoctor91

undertones??? hahaah them be OVERTONES

[SpinDoctor91]

@michael45701

LOL yeah i suppose.Clarence is pretty blunt about everything in this song.LOL wow what a classic.lol

[coopercm100]

id be stroken !!

[eye8subway]

they played this song for all the school kids once.....HEHEHE

[eye8subway]

!!I Love this song!!

[shifawnfalley413]

Yep... I made it last night!!!

[redhlady69]

oh hell yeah ...stroke it Clarence....

[EMCEMITCH]

I BE STROKIN -EAST,WEST,SOUTH,NORTHWEST,HAH­AHA

[ericatolar]

I LOVE 2 STROK

[puttytat0930]

My boyfriend sang this the other night at a karaoke bar! Lmao!

[babybashwife4life]

wow havent heard this in a long ass time

[Taylorwest626]

if my stuff aint tight enough.

[eliserichards]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[woodywood865]

STROKIN,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL

[placesigopeopleimeet]

Jester Jim i can see this

[D4MVP]

I've never made a woman scream Clarence Carter.

I must suck.

[cnadyapple53]

@D4MVP dats bc you aint clarence carter duh

[SexyMami098941]

Let me ask you somethin'...

What time of the day do you like to make love

Have you ever made love just before breakfast (YES)

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show (YES)

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on a couch (YES)

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car

(YES)

[MRYUNGBAMA]

my grandma and granddad use to play this all day long under the tree outside in ut... thats dat shit

[SuperSmokey21]

B3ST-SONG-EV3R_MAD3

[gettinitjuicy22]

CLARENCE CARTER!!! CLARENCE CARTER!!!! CLARENCE CARTER!!!! CLARENCE CARTER!!!! OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIT CLARENCE CARTER!!!!.....need i say any more?!?!

[yahmaha125]

Well let Me ask You this!!!...have You ever made love on a couch?well let Me ask You this... have You ever made love on the back seat of a car? I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car and the police came and shined his light on Me and I said I stokin!! LMAO

[alol555]

i'm sassified.

[owl4]

LMFAO!

[davidofpiano423]

"Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast.... if my stuff ain't tight enough you can stick it up my.. WOO!"

[xKeepTheFaithx]

lmfaoo xD!

[paperDali]

Patches, NOOO!!!!!!!!!

[andhemills]

wow

[thepimpnerd]

That's pretty damn funny, on par with Gunther. This guy's pretty alright.

[val1988]

I Love It!!!

[kionie1]

Oh my hell!! This is hilarious

[JdmFanatic88]

this song is amazingly epic

[adavisadrilled007]

have you ever made love on the hotel balcony overlooking the beach??? lol

[Mchuffin]

AMAXZING .

[tommythegchild]

How long has it been since you made love?!

[SLadybroussard]

@tommythegchild

too damn long, can't remember him stroken lately

[biterface03]

" I Remember 

[lightsout119]

classic! remember hearing this when i was a youngin

[survivorbang]

wow, lol

[seanaily]

lmao this so-oo funny..! love it. :D

[TheMagesterial]

iremember one time imade love on da back seat of da car and da police came and shined his lite on me and isaid IM STROKING

LOL im 16 n find dis shyt very entertaining

[herrman10]

stoke it clarence carter, but dont stroke so fast, if my stuff and tight enough you can stick it in my woooooo

[narlo78]

that's got to be the funniest song on the planet!!!

[revrndmel]

they played this song every friday on z 93 a local station in dayton right as every one was getting off of work or school ext. man this song takes me back. I remember being at kareoke and a guy sang that song and when it got to the calling my name part he started dry humping the floor and shooting out his own name. It was priceless.

[PunkMartyr]

I have about 5 songs I sing in the shower every week and this is one

[ghw1985]

i be stroken llol

[ghw1985]

i added it to one of my 5

lol

[delangestephen]

@PunkMartyr cause you prolly were

[snifflestl]

@PunkMartyr what are the other four?

[PunkMartyr]

@snifflestl my other picks: Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl, Mc Hammer - You Cant Touch This, Radiohead - Creep, Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline, Yes - Owner of a lonely Heart, Eddie Money - Shakin, Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now, Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me, Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love, U2 and Rythms Del Mundo - Still Haven't Found, Henry Rollins - Liar (LIVE), Dave Matthews Band - Satellite (LIVE), ... and many more

[LyricIsHerex]

@PunkMartyr mum and dad think thats nasty. OUUUUU. is it fun? xD

[petetheplane1]

@PunkMartyr wait you only take a shower once per week dude wtf

[MrJoker5551000]

"clarence carter, clarence carter ohhhhhh shit"! hahahaha

[MrEchopapa]

rthompsonatu, yeah memories for me were when I was in the Navy. They used to play this song on the jukebox in Pensacola.

[jestfam]

@MrEchopapa Hey you must of been in P COLA the same time as me. I also tell everyone that i remember this song in late 87 to early 88 in pensacola. this song was played everynight at the club for months. i was there from july87 to march 88 aircrew school and sar class number 87087 my name is jason.

[MrEchopapa]

I arrived at P-cola, March of 1991 and was stationed on the USS Forrestal. It was a pretty good time.

[rthompsonatu]

This song brings back so many good memories of my wild clubbing days YEA

[Kitteninthekettle]

This is a great song to do the line dance "down and dirty" to. Who cares how old Clarence is, he can rock.

[mrsdarcy123]

Come on chaku let stroking.....................

[SUNNYRHOADES9]

Ghost Busters Ripped this Song Off -,Listen to Ghost Busters Theme .

[jumbody]

if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my woooooo

[ghw1985]

amazing isn't it?

[ghw1985]

YESS!!!!!

[reeleast]

This is legendary here. Love this joint.

[cindyloulay]

One of my favorites!!

[laelectrique]

outstanding.

[Chris29889]

HE STROKES HIS WOMAN ROFL

[TheKromeo]

this song is old and so is he so wat is he strokin and making love to ? a pillow

[gupton92]

He's blind. What exactly is he "strokin"?

[videonut09]

Does anybody know when was this song originally released

[Debutante24]

My parents cant say shit about music today being too explicit.

[reeleast]

Ain't that the truth.

[xKeepTheFaithx]

@Debutante24

I know right! xD

[WillyM79]

I ALWAYS BE STROKIN

[charityfaith1993]

ahhh, i was singing this to my mom and cousin yesterday in sue's it was pretty hilarious, clarence carter clarence carter!

ahahahahaha

[wyteboyhithard]

do stroking mean playing with his little penis?

[frogsfart4444]

moby likes to be stroked

[pauldrake2511]

barnabass50 wtf?dude strok'n isnt masterbation.does poking the kitty ring a bell dummy?lol

[davidcatho]

boy does that bring back memories!!

[ateezy2009]

i lAUGH SO HARD AT THiS SONG TiL i DiE! lOl, i lOVE THiS SONG

ClARENCE CARTER, CLARENCE CARTER....OOOOOH SHiT! CLARENCE CARTER! lOl

[DimebagDarrell4]

great song

[Nuddelfuddel]

A total cool song!!!!!! I like it a lot!!!!!

[bangdatup]

this is the best classic song

[menaceofdennis]

Make your woman sassyfied!!!