Turtle having sex with shoes!

[Eloiiandheights]

buy this poor little thing a femal for christ sake!!!

[DiamondCharm660]

Turtles need love too .

[MissyBear63]

No offense, Mr. Turtle Who Likes To Rape Shoes, but, I think it to be necessary to say.. You need a life.. That involves, a REAL turtle girlfriend. Instead of a shoe O_o

[neonkraze]

feet fetish to the next level.

[tibugg]

That's about the face I make too.

[SPEED8419]

are you fucking serious  lol>_<

[sp032198]

Best part was your laugh...

[MyPearTree17]

boner..

[gears0fwarAddict]

i guess thats what blastoise does on his spare time

[BenPole90]

Goodbye porntube, found my new material.

[BMWxM3xGTR]

5 people couldnt fap to this

[ignaciovergaraj]

Mother Of god xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!

[aimalysev3]

This sheds a whole new light on Franklin...

[pinkhottie4427]

OMG FUNNY!!!!

[lguffy]

looks like his tale is his dick

[CristiGiambasu11]

I think he has a pair of orgasms

[AntRuinedYou]

I cant fap to this

[ILikeTacosToo]

That was his dick?!

[ajrtuber]

@ILikeTacosToo no not really,his tail

[Capnrex501]

Thumbs up if you saw the turtle's dick at the end

[seanyjmc]

Poor turtle probably has an STD - Shoe Transmitted Disease

[no1lyksme]

i find this difficult to masturbate to

[99realz]

I never thought any living thing having sex with a shoe would be cute.. but this turtle pulls it off lol

[rnrw21]

I bet this guys house stinks

[tamagirllaura1]

That sound is SO ADORABLE!

Sort of cancels out the fact that it is raping a shoe...

Maybe not...

:S

[Gaz66d]

4 people seem to prefer sneakers... :/

[NverEnoughDeathMetal]

sounds like justin bieber

[kenho3j0k3r]

well atleeast we know it was some SAFE SEF . lol

[PollyPopplestone]

it makes a hilarious noise :)

[dennis2049]

4 people don't like turtles :(

[FlyingWardogFilms]

@dennis2049

They like turtles. They just wish they were the shoe.

[Jimsta000]

this little guy has the coolest lil voice

[cutefighter16]

wht is this on my reccomend list D=

[FlyingWardogFilms]

@cutefighter16

Why not?

[MissMellyMassacre]

thats a tortiose -.-

[krimzenghost1981]

TURTLE POWER!!!



[jackel193]

Squirtle used Semen Beam!

It's not very effective...

[zathras9now]

Please get him a lady friend!

[ronaldislegend]

squirtle

[formless777]

I like turtles

[supernova1050]

HOLY GEEZUZ!!!!!!!

[jprules09]

Best turtle everr!

[perropeppe]

this kinda sounds like me and MY shoe

[I3LACKI3OY]

i'm gunna try this noise out next time

[EDIshames]

idk if id wear that shoe again

[Senari007]

Awww

[Boudosaved]

I like turtles.

[TwiztedClover]

I didn't even watch it i paused even before i saw it cuz i was laughing so hard OMG that is the best thing i have ever seen

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

he knows what shoes want

[LexiLust95]

3 people have had there shoe raped by a turtle.

[SickGabbA]

now thats a show fetish

[deadlytaco1]

secretly the shoe liked it.

[claritynow]

slow and steady there, lover

[saiano1]

The shoe had a cigarette after.

[razorbak89]

turtles love shoes!!!

[crazyXfunkyXjunky]

sooouh cutteeee :))))

[miakabutterfly68]

That is so adorable even tho hes fucking a shoe

[hankpielemans]

It has a shoe fetish!!! LOL

[Haydinnio]

*deep breath*

EEEEE!!

[castingtherunes]

Was it good for the shoe too?

[himynameisjc91]

i like turtles. lmao

[ckreuzb]

That's going to interfere with the black chick getting pregnant

[fumala420]

sooo cute !

[racchit]

you-tube supports porn movies

[racchit]

did the shoe got pregnant?

[BrutalTruth1]

He? He? He????

It's having sex with a SHOE. What more proof do you need that its a female?

( True, I hadn't considered it being gay.)

[ThePatrickNetwork]

@BrutalTruth1 ? that sounds really retarded ,

[BrutalTruth1]

@ThePatrickNetwork - Apparently, that's your and Jennifer Aniston's opinion.

(btw - What sound was that? Was it the sound you heard when you read it out loud to yourself?)

PS - The issue about it being a he was in response to "onetwofourten"'s post above: "OMG THE NOISES HE MAKES ARE SO CUTE"

[25cooljared]

this is so hot

[Trexzion]

I have not laughed this hard in a long, long time. The sound is so cute!! lol

[DarkestAngel624]

I <3 it xD I cannot resist the cuteness of its sounds!!! XD LMAO <33

[InvaderPet]

Saw this on The Smoking Gun.

[HanyouSatrika]

I bet more people would have pet turtles if they made noises like this all the time

[spiderweaver2]

AW. <3

[schizma111]

unf...unf....unf.....unf....un­f

[niloneske]

Sounds like an asthmatic squeaky toy.

[Spanguino]

Well no need for pregnancy, the shoe brought the rubber :D

[ClassicIrish]

Elmo Sex Noise FTW lololol

[supermiimi]

wie geeeil xDDDDDDDDDD

[TheWonderfulWombat]

eee! eee! eee! eee! eee! eee!

Great sex face too.

[border66]

dude bangs it hard ehee

[potheadpenguin]

*tortoise

[AskurGFaboutME]

why do turtles run and move so fast when they wanna have sex?

[bassguy215]

@AskurGFaboutME  cuz they're fucken horny jackass! haha :D

[iqqxazull]

cutee x3

[unicornsparkles69]

Am I the only one who fapped to this?

[Masumshine]

SO DAAAAAMNNNN FREAKING CUTEEEEE... THE VOICEE OMGG xD

[kaliberto1]

HJAJHAJHAHJAHJAJHAJHAHJAHJHJAJ­HAHJAJHAJHAJHAHJ

esta kn madre xD

[DJGuineaPigz]

he need to teach me something... cuz i think im doin it wrong

[Crushgut]

Donatello! Nooooooooooo!

[killlacuna]

@Crushgut <333333333333333333333333 best. comment. ever.

[Crushgut]

@killlacuna

Thanks dude!

[theawesomequincy1]

I didn't favorite this video on the fact that it's weird and funny, but because that turtle is so damn cute. :3 <3333333333 ~!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjws]

give it your all lil buddy! :3

[tylerfolio]

Epic face, eh!

[annahlease]

it looks like its just reaching for the shoelace.

[narx1]

lol

[iloveuegg]

eeee

[QQBistro]

wait, their bottom is a flat shell, wheres the twanger?

[Tabberwok]

@QQBistro it comes out of their tails :u

[XDMissPringleXD]

SO CUTE the little sound (L)

[1098Vega8901]

Those sounds made me rofl :D

... 0:21 ... is that the Vanguard-Theme of Gothic 3 I can hear? ö.ö

[SamFisherCell]

poor thing kik

[Heighfen]

seriously, hook that turtle up with a mate.

[JollyFootPrint]

Yes! He's gettin lucky! :D

[guitarchick0616]

LOL!!!!!

[RarelyEvil]

Wow, that is one lonely turtle!

[KriataKardissa]

the noises are awesome! i lolled

[afgc55]

I DEMAND SATISFAC- ooooh, is that a shoe?

[jonathanjkeller]

Make sure to turn up the volume

[cakeistasty4]

Yay for rule 34.

[whhhhhhaaaaaaa]

thats one lucky shoe!!!!!

[supermburu]

I would not want turtle cum all over my shoes

[pikaTahja]

I watched this on worlds dumbest lovers

[OuttaEgypt]

I don't know whether to feel sorry for the turtle or the shoe. Talk about expenditure of energy! Poor little fella looks exhausted.

[SaradThamia]

OMG I didn't even know that turrtles made noise......forget THAT noise! My brother and I laughed to the point of tears when we saw this! Thanks for posting!

[FallOfTheQuestion]

ee! :'D the soundd :'D

[Tamara1223]

I always wondered what sound a turtle makes when it's thrusting. Now I can die happy.

[Prexy198]

just saw this clip on tv and had to see it again, it cracks me up

[jffry890]

lol i JUST saw this on the worlds dumbest lovers. found it fkin funny and had to c if it was on youtube

[TheAmazingTachan]

PFFF SO did I. I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who went to find the clip.

[TheBlindUchiha]

thaats the whole reason i had to find it too lol!

[rockindiva82]

I know me 2 lol...the noises are hilarious!!

[nodealbro]

I hope the shoe was over 18 and the turtle was wearing protection;) horny turtles ftw!

[whackowitch]

I wish my boyfriend made those noises in bed. :/

But at first I was trying to figure out if that was the shoe or the turtle, lol... turtle moaning is squeeky.

[peyton112086]

This is what i felt like having sex with my ex girlfriend.

[XOXB3CKYBOOPXOX]

Haaaaaaaa!

[slightlyretarded1]

69 rating for the win!

[slightlyretarded1]

Little guy came all over that shoes face!! XD

[evanescence77546]

what the hell is that noise its making!? lol

[ballsopt]

NOW TURN AROUND BITCH

[onetwofourten]

OMG THE NOISES HE MAKES ARE SO CUTE

[verdelait2]

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[tedward1986]

@verdelait2  ^^This

[Cr1pVide0s]

lmao.

[CountessOfFlames]

He starts getting tired at the end

[HyperNova117]

The turtle is all like "Take it all bitch!" XD

[trinitrotulene]

WHAT?!

This is.... sorta cute, anyway.

[HilNaut]

im givin 5 stars just cuz its that cute...lmao thats crazy hilarious too!!

[rose8bud8]

omg, that's the cutest sex noise ever!

[inchalottaful]

LOL that turtle is so hot

[taifuremix33]

hahahahaha just saw this on websoup lol

[andrew5060]

me too

[jayzilla55]

Turtle satisfaction!! Haha

[SagatheExile]

this is what i look like "during" 0:27

[afterrx3glow]

Awh, I feel bad for it

[CowsGoBaah]

NO FUCKING WAYYY

[nicksutherby]

Not even enough time for the shoe to get off

[bloodrose8790]

ahhahahaha this made me laugh so hard.

and the turtles just like "lets get it on....AAAHHH YEA! lets get it on!"

sexy barry white turtle

[kearnicepulliam]

whooooo go turtle

[YIPT6]

Haha sexy turtle :)

[xundeadsoldier4lifex]

haha poor turtle is jus fxckin away @ that shoe haha i wonder if it ever crosed the turtles mind that maybe the thing its humpin isnt a turtle lmfao

[miszrachxo0x0o]

WOAH WTF. -_- lmfao

turtles can squeak ! lmfao , thats weird....

and disturbing, ahhaahaha [:

[PartVIII]

yo! that turtle stole my moves!

[TheKingOfRuckus]

"....take it all, bitch."

[PivotmasterE2100]

c´mon your horny shoe lets do it!

[Banilla]

I had no idea that turtles squeaked when they try to mate... That's actually really adorable. xDD Poor turtle.

[robintastico]

it sounds so cute xD

But i feel sorry for him D:

[Lumpyfarts55]

I don't think the shoe's interested.

[crimsonmoonwolf]

i didnt kno turtles squeek

._.

[sweetkisses900]

damn things determined xD

[trickplay11]

poor thing

[angrypanties]

I feel its pain.

[JesusLovesWood]

so cool

[LilGamble2]

omg i just saw this on graham norton: uncut!! the noise is strangley cute lol poor thing!

[Paigeyy15]

LMFAOOO! saw it on the The Graham Norton Show LOL

[04sundrop]

Thats funny shit