recruiting ad - swedish armed forces

[Maxioff]

nazidogs!

[94794]

I think the Swedish recruitment ads are one of the best. If you wouldn't be avaible to handle the stress and focus on the mission in that moment, when the enemy are dogs.. How will you handle it when it's a talibans with RPG and AK-47s?

Fail with the link at the end tho, as it's only in swedish :P

[yurianne07]

why is she not in teh kitchen? lol

[MrDrakir]

@dahvievanity1995

Sure experience is good but what about the new guys they don't have EXP they need to train, and don't worry the eu armys have experience to ;). take sweden here we are in afganistan why? "to save lives" but i think it has more to do with testing our weapons =P

and yea look were you "100" years of war have gotten you China if takeing the lead while you guys are wasting away you money building other countries, while you end up in an economic crisis, and are in debt to china!! =(

[xristo702]

You're fit for the army once you put down the blocks and fight those dogs.

[MetalWolf88]

@xristo702 Fighting is what the individual soldier does, but this add is meant for officers. Look at it this way: the three people are officers, the blocks are their resources and the dogs an imminent threat.

An army of soldiers isn't gonna be much effective without officers to coordinate them.

[xristo702]

@MetalWolf88

I said it in jest.

The cerebral aspect of the commercial wasn't lost on me.

Actually, that kind of attitude is why admire many northern european nations.

[FredagsMyspys]

@xristo702 whoa we're dealing with a badass over here

[xristo702]

@FredagsMyspys

lol, how did I wind up on a Swedish recruitment ad in the first place?

[DrStrangebomb1993]

@xristo702 Well except this isn't for soldiers, it's for officers. Officers plan and make decisions that impact the soldiery. See how it goes?

[lostlaces]

why is it on all these ads they try to kill their officer the Swedish are off their box

[1Gabrielsson1]

@lostlaces I dont think killing their officers is what they want, I think it is more to show that they need to be able to work under extreme preasure and get it right otherwise it could get very bad or even fatal consequences.

[TheVenturino123]

Nice! Join the Swedish army and you get to chill in your country until the day your out of the army since Sweden minds their own business unlike SOME countries *cough cough u.s

[1337DaG]

@dahvievanity1995 better funding? yes! better technology? no! better training and benefits? no!!!!

Seriously stop talking about things you think you know but it´s just something you have seen on CoD. Are you aware of that Navy Seals have trained with the Swedisch Coastal Rangers to improve their own eduacation?

[pinkshrimp]

@dahvievanity1995

LOL only someone born in 95 and liking Dahvie Vanity can write such idiocy

[JustWickedSwede]

Release the hounds!

[Suojeluninja]

Seems like Glados got a new job in Sweden.

[guitarhamster102]

... and I though getting into West Point was hard...

[5687678]

Much more difficult than the American ones.

[lintu25]

Matrix Meet Umbrella corp. = Sweden.

Dont you forget, you Sweden give Finnish military guranteen ?

But how you pull that off?

No offensce man, that is what your defense mister say in last year..

[killroy71]

So you have to be good at building puzzles? Huh?

[jesterd14]

@killroy71 You have to be good at thinking and solving problems and working as a team to be an officer and a leader. If you don't get the point of the ad, you need not apply

[WeedBong85]

ja e serb men jag ska fan gå med, det är inte för sent :)

[Nnemicvids]

Never join Swedish Armed Forces, apperently the tests were created by Glados from Portal :D

[Sjusovare2]

This add is soooo stupid. I´ll never fougt a dog. And playing with a puzzel is not what you need to know about.

Stuipd

[nrabcmam]

@Sjusovare2 its an ad, lol, and its not about dogs and puzzels, its about brainpower :D

[Gunfighter1b]

@Sjusovare2 The dogs represent an enemy that is approaching fast, the puzzle represents all the ways that they can be neutraized. The time factor is that you need to stop them before they get too your position. There is only one possible way to do it, and you need to find it before they get there. Officers make battle plans, and if they are wrong then people die.

[Sjusovare2]

@Gunfighter1b Oh.... its a recruitent add only for officers... That explains it.

I never understod them. They sit and think about puzzles and make complicated drawigs on paper, as the enemy shots your head of. Thank god for the NCOs that keep you alive when the officers are thinking.

Shoot run, shoot..... walk walk walk, make camp, become wet, shoot, run, freeze, buld shelter..... walk.... hide.

Thats the truth... But maybe thats not a sexy add. It will not attract women and immigrants.

[MageAtYou]

@Gunfighter1b Did you seriously have to explain what the commercial is about, wow that guy has to be stupid :D?

[jack916459]

@wast3de american soldeirs know what to do when they get deployed over seas. the swedish will only know how to play with blocks when they are deployed. so if the swedish got in to some real shit the americans would have to bail you asses out of trouble!

[Trinitrotoluo]

@jack916459 Haha Hey everyone read this guys retarded comment!!

Listen boy, Sweden spends more money per soldier than the americans do. They believe that spending more money on a soldiers training is better than just giving basic training. If your soldiers are so good than why are they killing that many innocent civilians in iraq? Whats funny is they are terrible marksmen aswell, they spray and pray while yelling HURRAHH! Check leaked videos.

Dam redneck, Cool toys doesnt make you better.

[kartman13]

@Trinitrotoluo, The US military budget is around $700 billion, Sweden is around $6 billion, and you think your country spends more on your soldiers?

If your soldiers are so highly trained, why are they confined to bases in Afganistan? And up until last year, they could not fire their weapons at the Taliban. That seems to indicate that your government distrust your soldiers.

"Cool Toys", as you say, does make you better (a.k.a --> night vision, laser guided sights,etc)

[Trinitrotoluo]

@kartman13 God you're an idiot. How many soldiers does the US have and how many does sweden have? Sweden spends more money on a single soldier than the US does retard.

The swedish soldiers in afganistan are all officers. Why officers? Because they want soldiers with brainpower unlike your marines.

If you want to know why the swedish army wont charge the enemie, Do some research because there is no way i can fit it all in here.

nightvision, laserguided weapons etc has almost every army dumbass

[kartman13]

@Trinitrotoluo, So I am an "idiot", "retard" and a "dumbass". A bit of irony since your comments completely lack facts. But you cannot expect much maturity from a guy who plays with Halo dolls.

[Trinitrotoluo]

@kartman13 your comment just proved you're a dumbass. If you want facs than research it you idiot. I'm only stating facts not proving them.

Btw halo dolls? Its called a costume that i make so i can earn money. Do you even know how much hand made, highly detailed costumes cost? If not than look it up.

Let me see you do something constructive.

[kartman13]

@Trinitrotoluo, the only fact you have proven is that your a liar.

[Trinitrotoluo]

@kartman13 nope and you know it.

[Trinitrotoluo]

@jack916459 Just so you know, Americans send prisoners to iraq with basic training while Sweden send out their best. Right now they are ONLY sending highly trained OFFICERS because they want well trained people unlike your soldiers who can only listen to orders and shoot. God you must be proud of them.

Jack, If you're going to insult a whole army than DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH retard.

[specom]

Should have had them assembling assault rifles, then shot down the dogs...

[specom]

I thought the other Swedish ad compared to the US Marines ad was dumb, but this one was pretty good considering it was for officers.

[man0204]

this reminded me of a saw movie lol....

[ymirfrostgiant]

The Swedish government probably has to spend a lot of time trying to convince its highly educated potential recruits that the army isn't just for complete idiots who dropped out of high school.

[sebastian114]

@ymirfrostgiant in fact the thing you call high school is pretty diffrent in sweden but i wont explain it since its to long ;P but if you dont have a high school education you cant join the army

[jack916459]

So they play with blocks all day?

[Henrikus1]

@jack916459 stupid...

[jack916459]

@Henrikus1 why would i be stupid if im stating the obviates.

[Trinitrotoluo]

@jack916459 American intelligence at its finest! they cant see past the "obvious"...

[Leniciso]

@jack916459 The intelligence of an american soldier. Tsk tsk. It's hysterical.

[jack916459]

@Leniciso instead of playing with blocks why dont they go out to the field and do some real leadership excercises?

[Leniciso]

@jack916459 It's a test to see how much pressure the soldiers can be put under and if they can solve difficult thinking problems under that pressure. We don't just send any idiot out in the field you know. Unlike you trigger happy americans.

[C3pp01]

@ 0:30 that swede looks so gay

[DrPracticleHat]

note the total lack of verbal communication between the three, clearly telepathy is part of officer training, do want :P

[0Perfectlotus0]

@DrPracticleHat Oh my god, you made my day with that comment, lol

[CollectedCow]

@DrPracticleHat no it's just that swedes are so awesome they don't need to talk. And that's a fact.

[Selor12]

Sverige har inte reservstyrkor på 1.5 miljoner vad fan? Hahah. Vi har 33.900 st i aktiv tjänst., 262.000 Reservtrupper, 38,650 Paramilitära. Totalt: 334,550 Trupper. Högsta vi haft var väl någon gång på 80-90 talet med 800-900.000 trupper. Sök på den Engelska wiki (List of countries by number of troops). Man kan tycka att det ska vara konfidentiellt men det verkar inte så..

[bighairyfrog]

That was.....unorthodox but it works I geuss...

[chairmanmao89]

i guess i failed, i would have went after the dogs

[Robfre96]

börjar bli mer stolt över den militär vi får i Sverige/norden. Synd att lumpen försvann :(

men 1,5 mille, stor del av vår befolkning :S

[murphxbox]

Why not just kill the dogs?

Their only small ones.

1 on 1 a man could easily kill a dog the same size as him.

[magicstorm1]

the point of the video is to train an officers mentality in the heat of a battle. Officer squad is Ambushed.Assault rifle firing all around, explosion of shells, RPG flying all over, then another ambush reinforcement coming at you to make the final blow on your team., he/she have to make a decision and a way out to counter the ambush or else all of them will die or captured

[Hewleri]

Because the swedes got brain.

[kvn8907]

@murphxbox What about FOUR dogs?

They're Swedish, not Chuck Norris.

[murphxbox]

@kvn8907 Theres 3 people at the table holding a bunch of bricks. Not one. That means one of them would have to kill two dogs.

And this is an ad for the military. So they should already be trained in hand to hand techniques.

The dogs wouldn't stand a chance.

[OrcMace]

@murphxbox stress ad basicly asking if you have what it takes to work during stressful situations

[Naproxenum]

hilarious shit...

[X2N18]

i do have what it takes to become an oficer of course i do... my dad is also and oficer :P

[str8erthanu]

Han menar inte antalet soldater tror jag :/

Jag tror han menar alla nedläggningar av förband och nedskärningar på utvecklingen.

[hahahavictorsmile]

faan ! asså ja tkr vi borde lägga lite mer resurser på försvarsmakten !

[Elfenlied89]

Din jävla idiot, vi har ju inga resurser längre. Försvarsmakten håller på att stängas ner. Om ett år har vi ingen armé längre.

[str8erthanu]

Detta är varför många röstar på SD, jag röstar på dom. Trots det är jag absolut ingen rasist, NI FÅR INTE ANSE NÅT ANNAT. Hursomhelst är SD det enda parti som satsar på försvaret, därför röstar jag på dom. Om ni undrar så jobbar jag inom AJB, så ni inte tror att jag är störd i huvudet bara för att rösta för det.

Hursomhelst SD2010! ((ej rasist, jag bara värnar om flaggan))

[Flyingtart]

Moderaterna har ju en bättre syn på de flesta områden än SD och vill också satsa på armen. Vi behöver inte ett stort försvar, utan ett smidigt och modernt insatsförsvar som är anpassat efter läget i världen nu.

[str8erthanu]

Sverige har den största landsytan i norden me de minsta försvaret.

För 30 år sedan hade sverige en armé på 800000 man.

Nu 12000 tror jag. (M) har inte bättre syn på försvaret Dom ser FM som en pengapåse som dom just upptäckt hur man öppnar. inte försvar

En mätning 2004 visade att ryssen kan ta över sverige på 2 dar.

Och jag själv jämförde med alla nedläggningar att som snabbast så förlorar vi på 18 timmar.

Jag jobbar i AJB så jag vet hur situationen ser ut.

[Flyingtart]

Vårt försvar är på lite över 30000 man nu med reservstyrkor på 1,5 miljoner. Jag tror inte att Ryssland tar Sverige på 2 dagar när de inte lyckades med Afghanistan ens för inte så länge sedan. Nej vi har inget stort försvar men det behövs nog inte. Försvarets uppgift är att vara på plats och slicka stora nationers röv nu och förbättra diplomatiska relationer. Inte dumt tycker jag.

[str8erthanu]

Nej, 30000 är våra reservstyrkor. Det är fakta och om vi hade 1,5 mille i beredskap så skulle väl inte snacket vara om sveriges lilla försvar.

ÖB slickar politikers rövar och meningen med försvaret är att vara så mycket knähundar för USA som möjligt.

Inte förbättra relationer.

Väldigt dumt tycker jag.

[Flyingtart]

Genom att vara knähundar och göra lyckade operationer (som Artemis) så får vi bättre rykte i världen.

Ok lite fakta om försvaret i norden:

År 1997 2009

Sverige 623 000 37 600

Finland 531 000 266 000

Norge 267 000 64 000

Danmark 103 000 84 000

Som du ser så har vi minst försvar i norden men vi har 37k pers iaf.

[str8erthanu]

Och inte bättre rykte i världen, bara i america. Visst, det är ju bra med samarbete. Och dom är tredje största importeraren av våra vapen. Hursomhelst är ryktet gott i usa. Men tänk också på ryssland? ett ökat samarbete med dom ger bättre förutsättningar i framtiden. (ej kommunist). Och USA respekterar inte sverige ändo. Dom utnyttjar oss.Ta TPB t.ex. USA hotade med nästan total handelsblockad om inte vår regering gjorde något. Dom gillar oss bara så länge vi har vapnen.

[Flyingtart]

Moderaterna vill: * Öka insatsförsvarets operativa förmåga. * Fördjupa det nordiska samarbetet, stärka Sveriges roll i EU:s krishanteringsförmåga och på sikt se en svensk Nato-anslutning. * Utveckla personalförsörjningen till Försvarsmakten. * Öka handlingsfriheten i materielförsörjningen

[RumpNissen]

@hahahavictorsmile Men Sverige lever ju i en fredsperiod hurdurrp! Vi kommer aldrig någonsin vara i krig mer hurdiderp!

[clustergarde]

intelligenta inslag.

[1money2Girls3War]

Svenska armen söker biblokarie , lärare och sånna grejer inga jävla brandmän eller poliser eller något liknande.

[swedenmilitary95]

jag tycker att svenska försvarets träning borde vara hårdare så att svenska försaret iallafall kan försvara sverige

[Dardude91]

hur hårt vi än tränar så kommer vi inte kunna försvara sverige me de militära resurser vi har idag tyvärr:/

[Gurkmomma]

det är det som är problemet vi är inte tränad för att kunna stå emot ett angrepp utav vi blir mer och mer tränad i gerilla stridsföring tex Sabotage och spioneri.. enligt mig så är vårt försvar till för att uppehålla angriparen tills något annat land hjälper oss..

[Prvtruls]

Är det inte bättre att inse att Sverige inte kommer bli attackerat och istället utbilda soldater som får åka på utlandstjänst och hjälpa de länder som faktiskt blir attackerade?

[DKCCG]

Det beror på vilka förband du syftar på, vissa tränar nog så hårt kan jag lova

[zeezee15]

That's a great commercial!

[tyskbulle]

Wy the woud we need new officers? Whit the army cut backs we should have thousends of officers whitout employment. FFS hire them!?

[SnoweyMan111]

There's more of these. Fells like saw but defenetly points something out.

[ERIKATINA]

bravo , ZARA , esti cea mai frumoasa ....!

[ByalaSlatina]

very effective commercial :)

[killert0mat0]

More odd than anything.

[Lhdenroe]

If that's what you think, you probably didn't get the message.

[originalnab]

wtf

[termometen]

go Sweden :D

[forcacastro]

YO THATS SICKKKK

[granskare]

it's a super advert - great!

[ATILIX]

I am moroccan..but now..i wish join the swedish armed forces :J...

cool ad..thanx^^

[iamsosogay]

1 commerical is all it takes huh? some loyal citizen you are

[TOOPLIN]

good!~I am chinese..but now..i wish join the swedish armed forces ,who can help me?

[metalforthewin]

move to sweden

[ConnyKrig]

@TOOPLIN Start by moving to sweden get accepted into sweden and MAYBE just maybe get accepted into the army cause our qualifications are ridiculously high

[jesperjesper123]

@TOOPLIN if ur chinese why dont u go and join  the chinese army?

[amrjosef]

@TOOPLIN you cant you are not a swedish citizen

[nejtack1]

@TOOPLIN First of all i want to know how you got your hands on an english keyboard?:P

[PerAnkan]

@TOOPLIN go to sweden, or any scandinavian country, then go to försvarsmakten.se i know its 1 year sense you posted this comment, but still

[alcapone796]

@TOOPLIN move to sweden and become a swedish citisen and join the army

[lordofdarkdudes]

@TOOPLIN go to sweden learn swedish and become a swedish citizen

[Gcorme]

@TOOPLIN I think you maybe not come in beacuse we are not take other than swedish people in the army

[unknowna2]

@Gcorme Yes but for how long...

[goblin421]

I am also Moroccan but i live in Sweden ^^ So hopefully i will join the Swedish Armed Forces, but i'd like to do the Army in Morocco especially now when the latest technology have arrived over there^^