Saved by the Bell 03x21 No Hope with Dope part 1

[seecatdance]

Zack Moriss and his freeze out monologues LOL :)

[voss297]

"Yeah right and I'm Madonna." lol

[Guinepigsrock]

why is this shaky

[ANGMEM1]

So many shoulder pads. The girls wear them too.

[ANGMEM1]

Soooo, a teenage superstart just HAPPENS to come into the high school?

[jandean61]

DICK

[mycat121]

dick and johnny ok zack is so cool

[mycat121]

love zack so funnylolol.

[BGilly80]

johnny, dick .... dick johnny

[AaronRodgersIsHot]

LOL this is so fake! Like real high school kinds will freak out over a party with marijuana. There were joints being past around at pretty much every party I went to back then

[TempleofInanna]

@AaronRodgersIsHot Same here. Weed wasn't a big deal. The show is good, but it had a propaganda spew at some points.

[BB13131313]

Kelly's like a junior in highschool and Johnny Dakota is like some dude in his late 20s preying on naive highschool girls..

[IhaveaPhDinTV]

I fucking love this show. watching this show while growing up is a requirement.

[georgiadone]

is this video all shaky for anyone else?

[voss297]

@georgiadone

No not to me it isn't.

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

5:17 I hate when Women say that.

[123barrelracingchick]

we have netflix so tbs dosent come in ;'(

[AaronRodgersIsHot]

@123barrelracingchick Well it's not shown on TBS at anymore. I hate that since watching SBTB used to be a part of my morning rountine when I got dressed for school

[jondrake1977]

I definitely wanna shoot at Bayside-translation-I wanna get a chance to fuck this hot high school chick.

[Vertigo2903]

I think he's supposed to be Sean Penn

[shibzy0tennant]

"Johnny, Dick. Dick, Johnny. Guys - let's wrap"

LOL! XD I love hearing jokes I didn't get when I was younger - it's like watching a whole new episode :)

[14users]

The 80s and 90s were just so fucking embarrassing...

[JeffandBeth2010]

@14users and why were they embarrassing

[NikkitheRobyn]

Im 12 and my cousin thats like 21 watches this show every day and i made fun of her since it was old. but now i absoulutley loovee it!! thanks Laura! love u! Can i get a thumbs up??!:)

[chriscancer13]

This has to be the only time a black kid with a malcom x hat on was seen at bayside.

[emmabieber22]

ye, and im MADONNA..*pose* hahahahhahahahhaha

[juloukno]

hahaha this episode is 03-21 thats my birthday. saved by the bell is only tolerable when you're stoned

[BAS1630]

Does anyone else flash to Mark-Paul's GIANT ASS BONG in 'Dead Man on Campus' during this episode?

[kh9234]

At 4:28 can anyone else see that picture is ermmmm dirty!

[j24nfla2009]

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[jojoluv10]

did anyone notice that Screech never picked up his books?

[CitySkin09]

"Hey Kelly! Why don't you offer to suck on Johnny Dakota's movie star cock? I mean you already got that fuckin' cameltoe of your hangin' out..."

[CitySkin09]

"Skateboard High"?? Yeah, Johnny Dakota was a stoner.

[Madcope2k9]

DICK JOHNNY

JOHNNY DICK

LETS WRAP ! thats a joke about wrapping your dick in a johnny bag aka condom incase your stupid.

[rudeawakening101]

0:58 Screech should have kicked that fucker Johnny in the balls.

[SCARLEMSCARS]

i thought lisa was having an orgasm at the beginning

[cksessanga]

Mario Lopez iz soooooooôoooooo sexy wit day jery crul I was 13 years old wen diz was out

[aperequest]

"skateboard high," sounds like a great film.

[AwGsharpie]

weed doesnt do any harm to your body or your mind, its just seen that way through bull shit fed to us as children, watch The Union if you disagree with me

[pugghead]

CAMEL TOE!!!

[BB13131313]

How old is Johnny? In his late 20s, early 30s? Using his celebrity to prey on innocent highschool girls, ha.

[MrDirectorMan18]

hahah innuendos

[XxskachickxX]

"Hey Lisa, relax. You're gonna crack your makeup."

omfg hahahahahaha

[1030shuart]

denim, so much denim

[AmandaBaker2345]

This is a great tv program for younger children who are going to school There is NO HOPE IN DOPE. STAY IN SCHOOL STAY COOL DON'T DO DRUG'S

[mseales]

"We're Bayside students and we're no fools

We don't use drugs 'cos it's just not cool

So if you get the offer make sure you refuse

When it comes to drugs

Just! Don't! Use!"

"Let's get the hell out of here, Johnny."

[othtvdfan99]

Screech: 'Yeah and I'm Madonna!' LMFAO

[leem2828]

wow kelly looks so hot in that tight orange suit. NICE!

[enidlaria]

Man i loved how zack would sell stuf to get some cash at the school! (^_^)

[MrDirectorMan18]

@enidlaria i got high with zach behind bayside!

[MaliGirlRox]

SCREEEEECH!

[ewaallo]

no i mean this is from the 80s with out the 1989

[TheBoricua0322]

I love this show and am 14 but this is my fav

[88IRVIN88]

5 people like drugs

[88IRVIN88]

ok, not sure if this episode was before or after the one where jessi OD's on caffeine pills, but seems to me like shes a f@ckin hypocrite!

[bigjeffstar]

I was racking my brain trying to understand what I actually saw in this programme as a kid.. the jokes are terrible, the acting is worse.. then Kelly turned up....now I remember...

[aznelemants]

i watched this so often as a kid, and i never got the joke 1:30 til now

Johnny, Dick

DIck, Johnny

[MusiCountdown]

if i said to a girl 'i bet you have a lot of boyfriends' id be bitchslapped bk to the stoneage.

[hannahbeth101]

RIGHT, DICK?!

[eMCeeShyGuy]

no part 2?

[cloudbustingdaddyx]

I love how Zack and Jessie are wearing his and hers outfits.

[taylored24]

Lmao seeing how they smoked outside of the show it was only right ...not

[kamotecue2008]

jessie gave jonni dakota a lapdance @ 3:15

[maxihadda]

Wow, can't believe i loved this show as kid, absolutely awful!

[camzombie]

thumbs up if you think the cast got caught smoking a joint and had to make this episode for punishment

[akelly281]

Because "yo" is obviously a legitimate answer to a question

[wkn118]

"Johnny Dakota", is that Eddie Garcia, Michael Jackson's dancer at his Dangerous Tour?

[RoseCityRocker]

@wkn118 that is Eddie Garcia.. I checked this episode's page on IMDb.com to be sure

[wkn118]

@RoseCityRocker Thanks for your info. He's definitely a much better dancer than an actor.

[Jaritza10456]

@wkn118 Yep from the Guys Next Door

[Pubertbuttscotch]

They cut out the part where Kelly smokes the joint and sucks off everybody at the party and then they give her bukkake

[lazor222]

Why would anyone buy a doorbell they can just take their own lol

[browneyedgirlm]

Wow, that orange outfit is a bit slutty for kelly isn't it? I thought she was a goody-goody

[castro90]

Kelly<3

[maurin]

well guess what im smoking dope and watching these videos. it runs full circle

[maurin]

@resonancecascade89 DIRTY SANCHEZ

[markmcghee1992]

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE!

[atikker]

I think he means he wants to "shoot" at Kelly Kapowski.

[93eedy]

LOL Screech: ''Yeah right and I'm Madonna''

[laura83park]

Screech is just the worst...

[TWOhits6]

@nuckinfuts32330 ya me to thats fuckin funny lol

[SweetBrwnSuga]

WOW... i never knew they rapped on this episode... all i remeber was 'There's no hope with dope..' line... that shit was garbage, even for this show.

[classiccubs]

Wow, a total of twelve people came and rapped. Nice school spirit!

[infearandfaiith]

keep replaying 3:49

YO

[Sherpaful]

0:24  That's what Lisa sounds like reaching orgasm.

[TheAtomic1234321]

2;48....could they get any gayer lmao

[ochoastl]

People cheered after Zack told Lisa that she'd crack her make-up... weird.

[justinjonkmanbcn]

i thought screech care about his books 1:10

[Crakinbama]

Did anyone else notice that Zach and Jesse are wearing the samething?

[funnybear15]

Screetttchhh you forgot your books on the floor :P

[Stan249]

Johnny, What Brings you to Bay Side?

We're looking for a school to tape an Anti Drug Commercial!

How Convenient Nickelodeon....

[5ivejoey]

tiffani thiessen is hot

[austinr420]

Mr. Belding is just gonna sit there and let ol Johnny Dakota bang Kelly...

[TheArmoredSaint78]

LMFGDAO "Johnny Dakota" youd think a "big movie star" woldn't have such a douchebag haircut.

[yankman13]

oh Zack you rascal 

[fullrad]

"there's no hope without dope" 4:20 and legalize POT!!!

[belliott88]

So weed is for losers, but selling your pitch for using the high school for a commercial by whoring out your lead cheerleader is TOTALLY O.K.... Wow...

[MzTJones80]

@belliott88

LMAO!

[HazeNJuice]

i bet you have a lot of boyfriends.."

these days girls will think youre calling them a smut

[MovieLover50001]

Ya right and I'm maddona. Lol gotta love screech :)

[NickyChanSaying]

memories 

[NicenEasyuk]

Dick - johnny No one else get that?

[JDBnum1fan]

i lov saved by the bell i always wach on tv

[poops1]

"THANKS, GUY! COULD YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE PRICIPAL'S OFFICE?"

LMAO

[kellbear1991]

Jesus christs.

I forgot just how long ago this was on tv. Story of my childhood haha. How everyone loved Zack lol

[KenElizabethFilms]

I rember watching this episode when I was like 8....I miss the 90's :( 

[kkgemini86]

The Johnny guy; is that Hal Ozsan?

[DrFubarProzak]

2:49 into the video...that "rap" showed the beginning of wiggerisms. Fuck that shit.

[thick8131]

Damn you cnt watch the second part that ant right

[thick8131]

Was Lisa and Zack dating on this show?

[sashavice]

Johnny Dakota is kind of hot...minus the wardrobe.

[somKid223]

johnny dakota? is he like the 90's hannah montana?

[TheCosmodude]

@somKid223 i believe so

[princessofDBZ]

I cant imagine that zack is 15 years old there like bieber...

[iowafilmdude22]

I think I'll have a joint.

[kbl3174]

there's no hope with caffeine pills

was jesse checking out that guy's ass at the beginning? and then he reciprocated?

"i love your acid washed jeans" "and i yours"

[Dadge42]

fuckin squares

[bonoman1982]

I just realised.......did they ever go to class???? Hahahaha.

Tiffany Thiessen........Wow. She is still stunningly beautiful too.

Johnny Dakota hahaha. What a name!

[liberal185]

thnks for the upload, totally looking for this video for so long!

[Stugots666x]

Ok? Where is the rest of the show??? Fuckin Loser!!!!!!!!lol

[Babypoop89]

the part where they sing..... if they really did that in school....suspension lol

[nerdelicious5]

Remembering this show makes me feel old

[katuhtuh]

at 4:53 it looks like the banner says teen snatch l0lz

[maggmaxxx]

I would've filmed there as soon as I saw Lisa! Kelly though?!?!

[ps0u1159]

Wow! NBC!

[subtlyspontaneous]

"Y'know, I don't have a girlfriend." *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!* Not hard to please SBTB audiences.

Also Screech needs to die. Just sayin'.

[Ladiestreat]

If there was any high school that deserved a violent bloody school shooting it was Bayside.

[maggmaxxx]

@Ladiestreat LMMFAO!! But this statement is so wrong, but damn LMMFAO!!!

[RetroVideoFan]

Welcome to the mid-semester blues. Not a single vacation in sight. You know next year I'm asking for weekdays off.

[lifeiscubes]

gee slater didnt see that coming @ :36 huh? he switches the binder to his other hand to catch her before she even falls lol

[jandean61]

DICK .! JOHNNY! JOHNNNY! DICK !

[smalltownme19]

why did they remove parts 2 and 3 but not part 1?

[HowdoIdothatonmypc]

Who the hell is Jhonny Dakota

[madcope2oo9]

dick johny , johny dick , lets wrap < secret sex message there . in scotland and england johny can be another word for a condom.

theres me just found a subliminal message !

[x0ThatGirlx0]

@madcope2oo9 LOL! That's funny!

[chris978820]

@madcope2oo9 Only difference is that in the 90's not many people payed that close attention to every word being said on tv shows. and those that did had ome serious problems.But thats one of the big differences between 90's and 00's.in the 90's it was rare that tv shows would have hidden subliminal messages and that was the closest they came to inappropriate content. in the 00's almost every tv show on a KIDS channel like nickelodeon has sex messages all the time or encouraging children to date

[theplatinumrockstar1]

0:50- his voice cracked!

[Yoyobean5]

@Yodler720: He doesn't need a Twix moment, he can just say, 'Time out!" and do what he needs to do. Then say, "Time in!"

[DukeofColumbia]

@Yoyobean5 yeah, I thought it was cool whenever Zack did his "Time Out" moments

[Yodler720]

man zack is always having a twix moment

[Haha69ism]

dick!

[MrSpock88]

is Johnny Dakota the Pedobear of the 80's?

[BB13131313]

dakota's a pediphile, using his celebrity to take advantage of innocent highschoolers, how old is this dude 35? lol

[hero2342]

"Johnny, Dick, Dick, Johnny. Guys, let's rap" haha love it

[wired14]

skateboard high? wow i gotta see that movie. sounds very 80's.

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

Yeah right and im madonna ... xD Screech is amazing.

[theaxis2000]

"F#CK NBC!!!!!!!!, its not like this is a new show. its like 25 years old

that sucks part 2 isnt allowed in the US!!!!!!!

[666shitwipe]

This is so kitsch.

[iainsmfc183544]

jonny dick, dick jonny is funny enough but "lets wrap" just make it funny as fuck. a don't even think the notice that its a sexual inuendo

[Hannahand4everMiley]

Johnny, Dick, Dick, Johnny. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCrossov3r]

lol did he call mr.belding dick? LOL

[tweetybird1231000]

whats the episode called when jessie and zack kiss

[jhgjhggj]

Snow White and the seven dorks

[understudy52]

I met Mr. Belding when I was in university. He talked about this episode. He said that irl, Kelly was dating the guy who played Johnny Dakota, but they were going through a rough patch and were about to break up when this episode was being shot! Awkward!

[HeadLikeElephantHead]

That wasn't steak, that was tapioca pudding.

[aqualicious876]

That sond was terrible and i heard they used pot. I can't BEAR to look at this episode.

[dbas1986]

Wasnt that grange hill?

[bradylfc]

Jonny, Dick, Dick, Jonny...Lets wrap! Hahaha rude boy

[48chiquita]

sure the rap was corny...but i loved every inch of sbtb when i was a kid.

[Jsilcox904]

I'm surprised Belding let Zack get away with calling him Dick. LOL

[Byronfairweather]

jonny = sleeeezzzzz

[baserocks206]

Yo!

[bman170]

LOL. "Just say NO".... classic.

[kkchick93]

dick jonny ...jonny dick lets rap XD omgg 4got how funny this program was

[jxsilicon9]

Horrible. Marijuana should be legal. Marijuana never killed anybody.

[Sonny2207]

i wish slater and Jessie end up together.......

[xtheofficialmandyx]

@Sonny2207 dont they??

[LostYesterday]

Haha, this would NOT be allowed on Nickelodeon(sp?) now. I used to love this from when I was about 5.

[bobolob]

Holy crap, I almost forgot how fucking hot Kelly was! Can't lie, I had some fun times watching this show, namely her. It got me through puberty... and now I think I'm going to let it get me through my 20s...

[scrumptiousb0dy]

@bobolob didnt she become a porn star or somthing?

[bobolob]

@scrumptiousb0dy I think I would know about that. The girl who played Jesse was in "Showgirls" though.

[emartinez711]

2:49 thats was all of bayside?

[fransack]

....meanwhile the whole cast did a bunch of 8-balls in between sets.

[JanuaryBlack1996]

@fransack

whats 8-balls?

[skrapyard444]

so mooning a teacher is ok but smoking pot is for losers?